People are actually calling this dogshit ""beautiful""

People are actually calling this dogshit ""beautiful""

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    really? name five people who did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1541789805150871553

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok, now look at the comments

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is the same performative praise that women give to handicapped people. "he's just so beautiful" to some kid with downsyndrome. This seems to be a reflex, where some people will start praising something they find repulsive and where it ends up being counter-productive, because everyone can tell they're putting on a show and are being ingenuine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kotaku
        >people

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >old white boomer hired white gen x to make a game where black women look boorish and ugly
        >libs love it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nah even most of resetera is calling it dogshit, with a minority crying about not hurting the artists feelings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seen some people get into their "liberals pretend to like something to own the haters" mindset over this. Where you can tell they hate it by how hard they're overpraising it and pretending that something ugly is normal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you mean the "/misc/ pretends to like somthing to own the left" mindset? yeah, I get it.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    which people?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My default position is to disregard SOUL vs SOULLESS shitposters as subhuman, but this absolute dreck made even me almost spit water onto my screen. What the actual frick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's so dramatically SOULLESS that anyone can identify it as such.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One thing is to admit that this artstyle was chosen because it's just cheaper than trying to replicate 1 and 2, and the other is to pretend that this is somehow better or even okay in it's own merits.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tuned out the second I realized that the terrible voice-over was supposed to be Guybrush in character and not just some trailer narrator. Like holy hell, I could do a better job.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I vividly remember when videogames, and even their cover art, were made to visually compete with colorful, fully-painted art you'd see in the Fantasy/Sci-Fi sections of bookstores.

    But going back to that, this overall trend of decline has gotten so bad, even Fantasy/Sci-Fi novels don't even have actual art on them anymore either.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    at least the sex skeleton looked okay

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I'm sad.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    APOLOGIZE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Game? Reminds me of over the garden wall.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Broken Age. First giant kickstarter game that kicked it all off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is Destroyed Era worth playing at all? Heard it wasn't worth the price on release at all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No its really bad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The first part is pretty interesting, and has a pretty unique setting and a decent sense of mystery. Part 2 is almost entirely disappointing, and mostly a retread of areas you've already been in part 1. It's clear they used up the budget and it's just the most obligatory of wrapping up of events. Eh. Flip a coin, it's not the worst adventure game I've ever played.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never, nowdays every adventure game copies this horrendous style.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Monkey Island was my childhood and I'm very sad with this. SAD.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciate that the West always tries out really different artstyles unlike most Jap games but at least Japs always use an artstyle that looks visually cool and compelling. This just does nothing for me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same. It's actually cool that in a span of 30+ years we saw different art styles coming in and out of fashion.
      Imagine not having the criativity to come out with new stuff and complain about wanting the same over and over again.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >make a brand new game, Thimbleweed Park, that does look the part and is visually appealing
    >then absolutely frick up the look of a new game from an already established and well known series
    Why.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that
      >visually appealing

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hm, what pirates movie should I watch instead? Pirates of the Caribbean?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The one and only.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Roman Polanski

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've learned that if I plaster myself with alcohol I can forget everything I've ever experienced so I can play through it all again for the first time.

    I'm just about there with Monkey Island. I can't wait to play it for the first time again. So unlike all of you I have some monkey island games to look forward to.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don'0t give a shit about Monkey Island after 4 was such a trainwreck and tales of were kind of meh.
    Why people are hooyped about this dead series? Memes? Because Jhon videogame is directing it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Because Jhon videogame is directing it?
      Because the homosexual started positing MI3a before Escape even released.

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