>People consider this mediocre

>People consider this mediocre
I'm having a fricking blast Wtf

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >destroys your shitty monkey game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake quote created by Steven L Kent in his book "The history of video games volume 1".
      The truth is Miyamoto loved Donkey Kong Country as he was heavily involved in it from the start.
      The other lie "Yoshi's Island looks cartoon as a frick you to marketing asking them to make it like DKC" is false as well.
      Yoshi's Islands wonderful graphics only came when Nintendo hired a new artist during the early developmental stages and he drew a pastel cloud with rough edges to give a childlike impression, which the rest of the team decided to base the game off of. While marketing did ask them if they could incorporate more cgi into the game such as Mortal Kombat and DKC and Kirby Superstar's backgrounds, the team held against the opinion because they thought the pastel look made them stand out from the crowd

      This has been a "stop spreading misinformation" post, have a good day!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Super Star came out before Yoshi's Island??? I remember buying the Duper Star Slim SNES bundle after Yoshi's Island.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah it came out after but while in development they made the changes to make the backgrounds more cgi like and that's why Nintendo wanted YI to be like it too

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The truth is Miyamoto loved Donkey Kong Country as he was heavily involved in it from the start.
        The truth is that he only did that because DK was literally his IP and he wanted to make sure it didn't get too denintendofied. Like Starfox, he passes off DK to devs he wants to slow and grind down with stupid Nintendo bullshit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake quote created by Steven L Kent in his book "The history of video games volume 1".
      The truth is Miyamoto loved Donkey Kong Country as he was heavily involved in it from the start.
      The other lie "Yoshi's Island looks cartoon as a frick you to marketing asking them to make it like DKC" is false as well.
      Yoshi's Islands wonderful graphics only came when Nintendo hired a new artist during the early developmental stages and he drew a pastel cloud with rough edges to give a childlike impression, which the rest of the team decided to base the game off of. While marketing did ask them if they could incorporate more cgi into the game such as Mortal Kombat and DKC and Kirby Superstar's backgrounds, the team held against the opinion because they thought the pastel look made them stand out from the crowd

      This has been a "stop spreading misinformation" post, have a good day!

      He SAYS the quote is an off-hand comment during an interview. So:

      >1. This isn't part of the interview.
      >2. There's him doing a translation so who knows what the original context is.
      >3. he has not provided any notes or recordings of said off-hand comment.
      >4. The book was written some time after the interview, so his memory could be hazy.
      >5. Miyamoto actually responded during an IGN interview about online comments saying he didn't like DKC, and that he was confused by such statements as he oversaw the entire project and gave input at every step.

      In short, he hyped up some off hand comment that was likely innocent. You could easily see Miyamoto saying something like "I guess a big selling point is the graphics".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Miyamoto not like DKC's art style?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japs have no soul

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey it's one of the only games of theirs he actually didn't destroy.

      Didn't Miyamoto not like DKC's art style?

      Miyamoto was butthurt that Nintendo approved of DKC's 3d graphics as opposed to Yoshi's island. He said this primarily because it sold better in the jap market which is what crossed him into regarding Rare as his rival later on during n64. More lulzy shit happened that put him to shame (such as him having to delay OoT after seeing Banjo and shitty bricks at how much more technical/better looking it was).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        false information

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of it's false, in fact the majority of it is his own words (especially the part about the rivalry). This isn't snopes by the way, you're honestly not helping "your case" by posting shit that confirms you can get the facts right but the story still and utterly incomplete.

          >Retro Shittyios
          If it was so good why did it kill the franchise

          There's a reason he gave it to them. If he gives them Starfox then Retro studios has already taken a dive.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally false, Miyamoto has never once said that or had any animosity to dkc or rare no matter how much your headcanon believes so

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >None of it's false
            It's all blatantly false because Miyamoto was the one who approved the fricking design in the first place
            >Father of DK and Mario
            >Oh but he has no say on their subject matter, only Nintendo does
            Absolutely fricking moronic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      DAILY REMINDER
      >SMWgot btfo by DKC in the SNES
      >M64 got btfo by BK
      >Mario Kart 64 got btfo by Diddy Kong Racing
      >He seethed so hard about the graphics that he made Yoshi Island
      >Was just on par with DKC2
      No wonder he sold rare away

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were threatening Zelda with

        Hey it's one of the only games of theirs he actually didn't destroy.
        [...]
        Miyamoto was butthurt that Nintendo approved of DKC's 3d graphics as opposed to Yoshi's island. He said this primarily because it sold better in the jap market which is what crossed him into regarding Rare as his rival later on during n64. More lulzy shit happened that put him to shame (such as him having to delay OoT after seeing Banjo and shitty bricks at how much more technical/better looking it was).

        title so like a sniveling conniver he intercepted them at their Hotel befoe E3 and struck a deal to change it to Starfox adventures. Because he absolutely and totally had a starfox adventure game in the works after spending nearly a decade on it as a rail shooter.

        >None of it's false
        It's all blatantly false because Miyamoto was the one who approved the fricking design in the first place
        >Father of DK and Mario
        >Oh but he has no say on their subject matter, only Nintendo does
        Absolutely fricking moronic

        He approved it, but he didn't expect it to blow him the frick out of the water. He had no concept of 3d work, in fact Nintendo didn't even give a shit until Rare and Argonaut came into the works.

        It's literally false, Miyamoto has never once said that or had any animosity to dkc or rare no matter how much your headcanon believes so

        >Words are actions and events on a timeline

        To be honest I'm humoring you. I couldn't give a shit what he says, the man purposefully drags around a lacky translator when speaking to English cameras despite knowing and speaking English. He has never denied it, he has only swatted it off by insisting that he worked hard on it (because he had to because it was his fricking IP in the first place).

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          literal schizophrenia the post

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            On a console that was slop
            Most of his games wouldn't flop
            Famicon just had no game
            Shiggy's smokescreen was their fame

            Now come second console war
            To compete they needed more
            Rareware comes to save their hide
            Shiggy smolders, starts to slide

            Yoshi's Island put to shame
            Cherished nippon market; same
            DK's graphics brings more views
            Poor old Shiggy blows a fuse

            Picking brains of Argonaut
            Smokes indoors without thought
            Tarring up their fx chips
            Starglider and Croc he flips

            Ciggie Shiggy pushed the yoke
            Dive on Starfox 2 they croak
            They've been led into the slaughter
            Save for one dev, he's the squatter

            Nintendo has to pull the rein
            PS1, another pain!
            Rareware makes more games with thrills
            Ciggy Shiggy's ashtray fills

            Starfox 64 comes out
            Is the best cause there's no doubt
            Squatter dev their secret wit
            Shiggy simply puffed his skit

            Banjo Kazooie debuts.
            Ciggy Shiggy seethes and spews.
            Swingy Sword game can't be worse!
            Must redo and end this curse!

            Rare comes back again for broke
            Shiggy starts to prod and stoke
            Rareware's new adventure game
            Ciggy Shiggy sets aflame

            Right before their E3 bash
            Ciggy Shiggy comes to ash
            Offers Rare his flying friend
            But the deal is just pretend

            Ciggy Shiggy exhausts gaffe
            Fox is now to swing a staff?
            Draws their protag like a prostitute
            Na'vi is a Dinosaur

            Rare still does it with a breeze
            Ciggy Shiggy starts to wheeze
            Luckily he gets break
            Bid war starts to sell their stake

            Namco just before Bandai
            Gets some quotes from smokey sly
            Ace Combat gets dealt the fur
            Right before Rare leaves the stir

            When Nintendo has a drought
            Ciggy Shiggy smokes devs out
            Starfox games are coffin nails
            Used to take wind out of sails

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He approved it, but he didn't expect it to blow him the frick out of the water. He had no concept of 3d work, in fact Nintendo didn't even give a shit until Rare and Argonaut came into the works.
          This is fricking moron, the absolute stupidest shit I've read on here in a while. The dude liked the game and DK's new design so much that he helped with Diddy's design by collaborating with Rare on it, on top of that he's even drawn Rare's DK in his old school art style which they use as for Mario Party Superstar's stickers
          You're a fricking idiot

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't respond to obvious bait

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can't fricking help it when I see a post that legitimately fricking moronic. Yeah, you can say he's merely pretending but it still takes a special kind of stupid just to fabricate bullshit on that level.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're confusing shit posters and contrarians for real people. it's wildly popular upon release for both it's graphics, music, atmosphere, and tight gameplay. Though made by Brits, it has that feeling and tight gameplay associated with Japanese games of that era. Many 2D platformers from europeans focused on detailed pixel art but had slow boring gameplay.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dkc>dkc2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone with a pulse knows this.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        guess i don't have a pulse. im coming for you. you can't kill me if im already dead

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >im coming for you.
          Let's frick.

          nah DKC2 is obviously better. better level design, better controls, better secrets

          >obviously
          my mere existence suggests otherwise

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm joining that guy's gang, and I'm gonna frick you up in the name of DKC2 being slightly better than the first game. I have a lead pipe and a sleeveless denim jacket, and I'm fricking pissed

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I have a lead pipe and a sleeveless denim jacket, and I'm fricking pissed
              Hawt.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah DKC2 is obviously better. better level design, better controls, better secrets

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Haha, look Dad! I posted it again! Now the anonymous strangers on the Internet will know how different I am because my opinion is the opposite to the universally accepted consensus.
      >That's nice, son but remember I'm not your father anymore, I'm your mother, okay?
      >Sorry, mom.
      >That's all right, son. Now, come back to bed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        triggered huh ?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure that's your life.

          • 8 months ago
            saucy

            I don't think monosyllabic responses can sum up a person's life anon

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >namegay
              >Ganker pass user since 2020

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                and?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That summary says it all.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                that guy's posts really aren't all that bad is what's honestly the funniest thing to me about him being a shameless namegay and pass buyer. I really have no leg to stand on when it comes to criticizing someone for buying a pass either since I've spent like $20 on Something Awful before

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly this wasn't a controversial ranking until you zoomers were old enough to type. Many fans only liked playing as DK not Diddly Kid. In large part this is why I prefer the new games.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >donkey kong country trilogy
    >you can only play as donkey kong in one of the games
    Scammed...

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she gives save points to human men

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DK Island Swing is one of the most perfect pieces of vidya music out there and I will not budge on this

    ?si=1VrS5ALopYh3dKsj

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=6Wwi_bWzPGjf67G3

    ?si=5poDIYCLBRiiQDm-

    ?si=xvcl_njvVby2-TGJ

    Peak fricking water music

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even DKC3, which doesn't his the same musical heights as the first two, still has a stellar water level theme. The Country games have a flawless track record in that regard.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tropical Freeze too
        can't remember DKR's ost tho

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even DKC3, which doesn't his the same musical heights as the first two, still has a stellar water level theme. The Country games have a flawless track record in that regard.

      Lately I've started apreciating DKC3 ost and atmosphere far more, there's something sort of comfy/eerie about it that isn't really found anywhere else, DKC2 still is the GOAT fun wise, but DKC3 deserves respect for what it does.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      soul

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=7EQudL13sVXA2wJs

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DK
    donkey
    KONG

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even better:

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Donkey Kong games are critically acclaimed
    >Every title sells millions
    >One of the most iconic characters in gaming
    >Zero (0) games in 9 years
    Why does Nintendo hate him?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scared of bad publicity because you never know when some white journalist will call you racist when they see some parallel between the Kongs and kangz.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I almost want this to happen because I still have enough faith in the general public to at least stick up for something as harmless as Donkey Kong the cool hip hop lovin' gorilla

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the best DK games were made outside of Nintendo's development divisions, and Retro Studios seems to be trapped in some Metroid Prime-themed purgatory for the foreseeable future.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DKC1 has aged like shit and i'm not pretending it's good anymore
    even 3 with every level being a gimmick is a million times more fun than 1 but people just hate it because muh baby kong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gimmick
      you don't know what that word means

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone loves this game, what are you on? 2 was great as well, but I pretty much never go back to it because of the higher difficulty. Having something like limited saves in a 2d platformer is an unusual idea but I think it works, makes the game pretty intense.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >limited saves
      the frick are you on about, it takes like 10 seconds to get 2 banana coins depending on the level

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not my people

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those ""people"" are moronic subhumans.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 is the worst of the 2d DK games. DKC2 has the highest highs but DKC3 is better overall despite of babby Kong. Tropical Dong is best.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Retro Shittyios
      If it was so good why did it kill the franchise

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still objectively better than Stickerbush Shitphony.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay wise DKC is mediocre, its very basic with no unique features or even high skill movement mechanics

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bet you blocked that cart level from 1 off your mind

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      MUH SPEEDRUNNNER
      leave

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So why is kirby praised then??

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its not praised for its gameplay

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Doesn't have good graphics
          >Doesn't have good gameplay
          >Doesn't have any semblance of difficulty for 99.9993% of the game (sometimes none at all)
          >Doesn't have anything engaging going on
          >Most games are just a rehash with 1 gimmick added
          so what's is it then?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice art, charm, simple gameplay of eatting someone to gain their power

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the opinion of someone who doesn't actually play video-games, I guess if you just look up a video, you'd think it's kind boring, it doesn't have that many unique mechanics, but if you had actually played it you'd know how great it feels, the whole is more than the sum of its parts.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        People underestimate how hard it is to do a simple 2D hop and bop platformer. Remember the Mascot era where everyone tried to replicate the success of Mario and Sonic and 95% of them failed hard in the gameplay department.
        Even now we got a hundred Metroid / SotN inspired games but very few people will even make an attempt the much higher selling hop and bops. 90% of this genre is from the core gameplay, it is incredibly easy to fail.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      having dogshit bland gameplay doesn't seem to be an issue when discussing this game somehow

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The combo attacks make it more interesting than the standard JRPGs of that era

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spells that use 2 or 3 turns at once
          wow
          not even the creator of it btw

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      define “high skill movement mechanics”

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Super Mario World

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many SNES platformers even have high skill movement mechanics?

      Super Mario World

      >Mario World
      kekking

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If mario world isnt high skill movement then stream yourself beating a level like this

        ?si=Gv50JjND3QNcRl1a

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not an actual level in the original game
          bet you think bethesda games are good too

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who cares its not in the original game, it still shows their are hard complex mechanics

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yoshi Island
        DKC 2
        Megaman X
        Super Metroid
        Rayman 1 if it was on the SNES

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    to this day, I struggle more with K. Rool in this game than any other one in the series

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recently went back to the game and finished it for the first time and I couldn't help but laugh when the credits fakeout managed to kill me.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steven L Kent caused severe damage to the brains of DKC and rare fans

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mediocre
    Huh? Nah it's a fricking classic.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you do not get this amazing new generation of Donkey Kong madness, you are stupid. Yes, I know, that's insulting, but it's also the truth

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll be surprised to find that everything you enjoy is disliked by somebody short of having food, water, and shelter

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >having a blast
    >reach the snow map
    that shit filtered me so much as a kid.

    Also wait until you play DK2, the first map sucks dick but it only gets better

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I kept getting lost.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my criticism for dkc1
    >dk is slow and his hurtbox elongates when jumping and running
    >bonus stages are a waste of time
    >too many cave stages
    >winky fricking sucks
    >enemies go about their predetermined path and never react to the player (except the armadillo)
    >bosses are a joke
    >too many eveline fischer tracks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't like how sometimes I can't tell which monkey I'm controlling and that the one you don't control is tied to you by invisible rope and will pull you off a platform to your death.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one level with the parrot who flashbangs you every time you turn around
    Yeah, this game is mediocre.

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