People that don't fully appreciated how much tedium Goodberry saves never had to cook for themselves.
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People that don't fully appreciated how much tedium Goodberry saves never had to cook for themselves.
People that don't fully appreciated how much tedium Goodberry saves never had to cook for themselves.
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Oglaf hasn't been funny or clever in over a decade.
same as you then but at least oglaf has breasts
Because he's obese or because he's a troony ?
Last week's strip was great.
It was never funny or clever.
Consider for a moment:
I am an adult in a first world country. I could bulk buy exactly the nutrients I need to live in a pre-prepared or low-effort form. Perhaps not as easy as "wave your hands over a blackberry bush" but trivially easy.
However, I have a kitchen in my house and I use it to make a variety of food items which I then - shock - enjoy eating. That's because I'm a normal human with an adequate upbringing.
morons who hate food were misparented at a crucial developmental stage and (like autists and furries) need electroconvulsive treatment until they can behave properly.
If you can't eat a chicken wing or a serving of broccoli, you are a failure even amongst six year olds.
What the frick is this in response to?
It does seem oddly specific.
What's your BMI?
>That's because I'm a normal human with an adequate upbringing.
Why are you on Ganker, then?
I ask myself that question every day…
>oglaf with coloured lady
>stealth Ganker bait
>pro-5e
8/10 not bad
and they hated him for he spoke the truth
Honestly, you are right. I am using one of those meal replacement products, but food is not only about getting nutrients, but it has cultural and social functions, and I really miss those and that's main reason I use it purely as supplement.
*You know how the saying "The Family that Eats Together, Stays Together"? That's exactly about this - sharing food with other people is bonding experience.
*Offering food to beasts/savages you can't speak with is common way to offer peace.
*Eating overly complicated meals consisting of twenty courses could be used as way to flaunt your status.
*Sometimes, food is used just for pleasure - broth on rainy day can be great pick-me-up (compared to nutrient paste), food your mum always used to make will bring out nostalgia.
*You know how grannies are said to stuff their grandkids with meals? That's their way of expressing love.
I can eat vegetables just fine, when you don't boil them into tasteless mush like an idiot.
That's a legitimate point. Overcooked greens are fairly hard to stomach. However, I'm trying to highlight the people who pick one specific type of beige oven-cooked food and refuse to eat anything else because they are weak AND want to make life difficult for those luckless fools caring for them.
Do you know why autistic people gravitate to safe foods?
Because of this thing called "sensory overload", and this other thing called "emotional abuse" and "forced feeding". See, I know you'll have a hard time understand this because child abuse is inherently irrational but an obsession with safe foods is a direct result of emotional abuse and violation of boundaries, along with forcing someone to eat long after their body has said "Stop, no more" or even getting violent when they are physically unable to eat the ridiculous portion sizes put in front of them or being hit for vomiting because they, again, ate too much.
Do remember, child abuse is inherently irrational and abusers will justify their abuse with every single excuse in the book all the way to death row.
My gay dad raped me, now I'm gay
Autistic people do things because they are toddlers. They did not learn at some critical point that they have to behave, control their emotions, and deal with discomfort.
Yeah just like how wheelchair-bound people are too stupid to use their legs.
Unlike autism, a broken leg is a real ailment. You can tell because the sufferer wants to recover and feels bad about their damaged state.
I'm so sorry you were raised by abusers, anon. I encourage you to get sterilized in order to end the cycle of abuse before it starts.
I feel your pain. My gay dad raped me and it made me gay
And I feel your pain. My straight dad raped me and it made him gay
I know that feel. I (A gayboi) raped my straight dad and now my parents are getting a divorce and my dad won't stop texting me stuff like "Hi :)" in the morning
The irony here is you're incredibly autistic
Personally I like my vegetables mushy. I do it to meat, too. I use a slow cooker to take it all past fork tender and into the mush zone.
>morons who hate food were misparented at a crucial developmental stage and (like autists and furries) need electroconvulsive treatment until they can behave properly.
Just hook up a system to run 100kV between their ears. It's gotta be worth it for the giggle you get.
I don't think any of these people exist in real life anymore. I think they all died out in the Victorian era, when everyone (read: rich white men) thought food that tasted good came from the devil and that eating was a massive fricking waste of time that should be eliminated so industrial drones could work harder in the factories.
>RWM
Hate those motherfrickers
you should, historically the people they've made shit the worst for are non-rich whites.
I wonder who could be behind this post.
The majority of israelites are whiter and richer then you will ever be.
Can we go back to talking about /tg/?
True enough. I'll have to settle for being whiter than average burger.
So about them adventuring meals, human eating orcs and goblins is technically not cannibalism, right?
Oh but you're not 100% European? Just whiter than the average burger?
As far back as I can track my lineage, it's all 100% European, but Europe is a big place (almost the size of Texas) so one can be all european and still a bit of a mutt.
All of you are the same person
meds, now
If this isn't you self-bumping a thread you are attempting to take over, I would like to see a short webm as proof
>nb4 My computer doesnt have screencapture
Even shitty high school giveaway chromebooks can record a video, you dont have an excuse
You shooped that
here, have a short webm
>The emu war is now a combined arms conflict
>tfw autistic furry who was abused by parents
>tfw still enjoy cooking my own food
I'll even eat bone-in wings and broccoli, though I will admit that it wasn't my parents that convinced me it was good. Your argument is shit, and you're shit by extension.
Were you sexually abused?
No, not sexually. Emotionally. My parents made every possible effort to ensure I had 0 self esteem.
I commend you on being able to eat normal human food, but you're still an autistic furry so you're basically a waste of skin.
Have you ever played a 5e game where the DM actually gave bonuses and maluses for the quality of one's meals using the chart?
A squalid meal and an aristocratic meal will both feed a person.
Just like IRL, some eat the ramen noodel and some eat the beef wellington, but both will live.
Not for long on just Ramen. Lets the DM introduce diseases like scurvy and rickets though, so you finally get to use the Combat Wheelchair..
That’s in-world tedium, though. If you’re skipping past everything that would be tedious to the characters and not necessarily the players, youre skipping a lot. Possibly even combat, unless every character is bloodthirsty or a GLORY OF BATTLE type who is never trying to avoid it.
Also, having a party member who can cook for the group so they can eat around the campfire is comfy.
Issue with pcs cooking is acquiring and restocking provisions which becomes player tedium.
Not a lot you wouldn’t be doing otherwise if you just subsist on what you find in the wild. Just pick up spices when you’re in town. But yeah, if it sounds like boring busywork for the players then you’re obviously not going to do it.
If the wizard can spend 2 gp on a bag that conveniently has every bit of dryer lint and bat poop theirs spells need for the entire campaign, I can spend 2 gp on a bag that conveniently has whatever spices I describe myself using to flavor the stew.
Sure, but you still need ingredients that have weight to them meat, vegetables, corn. Unless your DM lets you have a bag of holding at character creation just to have infinite food on hand.
>Also, having a party member who can cook for the group so they can eat around the campfire is comfy.
Especially if you butcher and eat beasties from the campaign. Owlbear and wyrm are delicacies.
>tfw it's goodberry night again
>goodberry night
>night
Why you eating so much? Goodberry last all day! You eat one and only one for all day!
Best thing to do! Only ever get enough calories as you use. Never poop again!
People who can't appreciate the effort it takes to make a good homecooked meal don't deserve to enjoy a good homecooked meal.
One could even draw parallels to D&D's cheap """'quality of life'""" approach to magic and general rules.
Goodberry is a fricking terrible spell
>in campaigns not focused on scrounging, is just an out-of-combat heal for people too b***h to use their hit dice
>in campaigns that are focused on scrounging, obviates any need to actually interact with the premise
it's a nice little microcosm of half the complaints about casters in D&D
>slopberry
I haven't read oglaf in years
It did make me nut once though
fruit mummy
How do I stop my players using goyberry? I've offered to cook Ragu even when I don't host but they still insist on wasting $20 on goyberry three times a month then complain they're broke.
Just ban the spell. Same as how you ban continual light.
Okay I hate cooking for myself. But cooking for an adventuring party is not "cooking for myself." Just like cooking for my wife and kids is not "cooking for myself."
More to the point, there is no roll involved in making an edible meal in any game that people actually play. Before you wreck yourself trying to argue with me, check yourself those rules. You don't roll, ever, unless failure is interesting. Ever.
>there is no roll involved in making an edible meal in any game that people actually play
Maid RPG? ;^)
>You don't roll, ever, unless failure is interesting.
I guess that's tautological for every action taken in ttrpgs. You don't roll if failure is impossible or inconsequential. And consequence of failure are, for better or worse, always interesting.
Try looking up words before you use them in an attempt to appear to be rhetorically superior to someone on an anonymous imageboard where we are forced to judge you solely on the content of one post wherein you appear to be an idiot.
try eating a bag of dicks
Screwing Master's dinner up is probably an adventure hook in Maid.
at least attempt to mask your antisemitism as a joke because otherwise its just annoying containment board slop
Right, we're on a blue board, racism and homophobia has no place here.
It has its place if its funny, otherwise its just /misc/slop
Speaking of, going to another board with the intent on undermining board culture is very semitic of you anon
ummmmmmmmmmm you cant say that
if you dont correctthink™ right now you are going to be sent to reducation like the rest of the nonGankerners (who are totally here to change board culture) who astroturf outdated and frankly terrible design like species having different stats or mobility scooters not being included in such as progressive game scene
kek, here save this to post to some of those losers sometime, janny trannies have tried like hell to eradicate this from the internet
>everyone is either a communist or a nazi!!!
The reason why you don't see this image as much anymore is that most of the people who posted it eventually grew up.
The old libs didn't, and remain on /tg/
lmao here they come right on cue
Honestly what even is a liberal anymore these days? This feels like a boomer scenario where it just means old people but in this case “people I don’t like”
These guys
So Americans?
Roughly 50% of Americans. While the other half of Americans is nazis.
I'd be willing to bet half the people in that webm are commies and would shit themselves in rage if you called them a liberal
American 5th columnists are a special breed of moronic
>no true liberal guys!
>now anyone who disagrees with me can safely be discarded as a nazi, though
Traditional games, election-tourist-kun. Talk about them instead of the bad chuds.
Back to Stormfront where you belong.
Guess I'm going to have to look up what "Stormfront" is if this moronic troon thinks we're all from there.
character from The Boys, Season 2
oh lol it's just another one of
pic related calling us nazis
Oddly enough, played by a israelite too.
Unironically what he would do, the Diamonds have wiped out countless planets and killed untold numbers of people but its okay because they are Stevens aunts or something
Oh, really? Gee, I wonder if that could be the reason why someone drew a fricking meme about him redeeming Hitler, smartass.
It doesn't matter what you do, as long as you're accepted and approved by the in group.
The things you imagine oppressing you will never stop being hilarious.
I guess you guys really do always project. That's funny.
>No, you!
>actual literal projection continues
My man you think one of the most well documented wars in recent history is fake, you are infact gods silliest clown
My man if you are not an actual shill and just go look at any of the live feeds from every single city supposedly involved in the conflict you can easily see with your own eyes at this very minute that it's entirely fricking fake.
The Ukraine conflict or the one in Palestine only you guys and sandies actually pay any attention to?
Are you moronic of have you missed the recordings of the bombings in Kiev and other cities this year or at the start? Or do those not count?
>the entire world came together to fake a war at Russias expense because uh..
>this is some how more believable than a war just starting
Why? For what reason would the entire world agree to fake a war?
I kinda get the skepticism, it has been going on for a while and there's no real outcome one way or another, so it's becoming just a money sink to write off war expenses. But stalling it is kind of the whole point.
>implying implications
>You aren't being oppressed
>You're being oppressed because you're evil
>You aren't being oppressed
Repeat ad nauseum.
Goodberry ruins the game by turning cool features and challenges off. It's an artificial solution to interesting problems like most magic
Make it a scroll-only unlearnable spell
I raped my gay son.
My gay dad raped my gay rapist, turning me straight.
Nobody wants to hear a fa/tg/uy's take on politics.
If we only ever posted things people want to hear this board wouldn't need to exist.
That make’s literally no sense
>gets criticized one time for being a mask-off moron
>pulls up a number of meme images and strawmen copy-pasta from his Zigger cope folder in an attempt to garner attention and justify his Zigger-posting wage
>starts some kinda israeli tantrum about the fake war in eurasia
aren't you guys doing a fake war in israel now?
>A fake war with real casualties that I won't stop reminding people of
You truly are one of gods funniest clowns
>starts projecting again
It really is every single time
Yeah sorry anyone can just go look up live webcams of any city supposedly involved in that fake war and see that there is no war
Nice job bringing up politics and ruining the thread, idiot.
>If you use the spell the way its intended, the game loses the tension of actually having to fend for yourself
>If you use the spell in a way its not intended, there are probably much easier ways to accomplish the given task and you wasted a spell slot
I still dont like it
I like-a the goodberry. Gimme, gimme, the goodberry!
I still say that good meals should give bonuses.