>Permanent EGS exclusive
>Won't even run on 99% of PCs
>Console version confirmed to run like shit
lol this is going to be the biggest flop of 2023
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>Permanent EGS exclusive. >Won't even run on 99% of PCs. >Console version confirmed to run like shit
>EGS exclusive
Did they sign up in time for timmy to pay for it?
Either of them burning money is funny enough, I guess
Epic paid the development of 2 next Remedy games, this is one of them
epic is publishing the game. they own the distribution rights, so they can and will ensure it's never available anywhere else
meanwhile 20-30 year old PC games have infinitely more deep and interesting gameplay, but nope, muh photorealism, muh PBR, why make actually good games when all you need is to shit and piss and fart and cum your pants over the most realisticest static geometry
hardware isn't holding back videogames, the obsession with realistic rendering is
>epic is publishing the game. they own the distribution rights, so they can and will ensure it's never available anywhere else
Unless Remedy buys publishing rights back, like they did with Alan Wake 1, which was Microsoft funded and published and only last year or two it came out on PlayStation.
>Unless Remedy buys publishing rights back
Won't happen because Tim will reject the money to hold the game hostage
>Thinking a person so desperate to get people to use his platform that he's willing to give 100% of revenue will agree to selling the distribution rights to a big game that can help promote his store
EGS exclusive
>>EGS exclusive
has this been confirmed? I fully expect it to be out on steam in 6-12 months time
max payne 2 is the last remedy game worth acknowledging the existence of
>Permanent EGS exclusive
lol what
>Game doesn't even look good in a visual or technical manner
>Somehow the newest GPUs can't even properly handle running it
Can western devs just admit that they can't code properly and make their games less bloated/more efficient
They didn't outsource to poos and asiatics, like the rest of the industry?
I think this would be evidence that they did.
it's not a matter of "bloat," it's that the developers get tempted by their insane super-realistic big-brain cutting-edge shading techniques *just barely* working on the top range of consumer hardware, and aren't willing to give that up, even if it means decent performance is out of reach for everyone else
this is what happened to unreal 5, and apparently it's happening to remedy as well. (published by epic...)
pc gamers are seriously holding back this industry more than consolegays at this point. 10-series? THEY CAME OUT 10 FRICKING YEARS AGO. GET A FRICKING JOB AND UPGRADE YOUR SHIT OR FRICK OFF
So it's gonna be unoptimises trash, gotcha
>be Triple AAA videogame
>only 1% of your fanbase can play your game
>Fricking Rich people who just can buy a 5000 Euro Machine or Streamers who is their fricking job to entertain the unwashed masses.
k. the 10 series is 7 years old. get fricked and stay in the past
Don't care.
If they make a proper Max Payne 3 I'll pay MSRP plus tip for it on EGS
>Sold on EGS, the shop where people who don't buy games go to
So it's gonna sell to 1% of the 1% of gamers? LMAO
It's not about money, it's about sending a message.
What's the message? "We're corporate cucks for Valve. No Steam, no buy."
its about family
How's your day, timmy?
>if you aren't a cuck like me, you have to be the only company that's actually disrupting the market
Interesting take, drone.
Still seething daily, I see.
Yeah, I'm seeething daily because Timmy keeps taking games away from my DRM of choice
shame it isn't coming to PC
we reached a point where every game looks exactly the same, there is no reason to invest in a powerful GPU unless you are using it for research or work.
amazing how games dont look any better than they did in 2019 but they have 5x the system requirements of those games
By 2019, I assume you meant to say 2015.
EGS exclusive
frick the israelites added black trannies and homosexual pronoun shit to this too?
>Permanent EGS exclusive
I think you mean permanent pirate exclusive.
>another BRI'ISH sheboon creatura
>THIS IS YOU! THIS IS RELATABLE TO DA NEW PLAYERS
>"WOW HOW GROUNDBREAKING TO HAVE A WOMYN OF COLOUR IN A -GAME LIKE THIS-"
I'm so tired.
why so scared you homosexual little white boy?
I'm not scared, homie, I want appealing protagonists instead. Otherwise I just can't be bothered to care.
Also them literally going
>"OH MY GAWD DA WOMYN OF COLOUR!"
As if it's a plus. As if it's a positive marketing spiel. It's not. I won't buy this game because of it.
aint we all cat
I'd be tired too if I was addicted to consuming Russian agitprop 16 hours a day
>PUTLER INSERTED SHEBOONS INTO YOUR SLOP GOYLIM
case in point
It's not.
What have you done today besides cry about black women in video games? Do you parents know what you've been up to these past 8 years?
Who cares? It looks like shit and will join the woke image with Hyenas and Saints Row reboot
>Console version confirmed to run like shit
Source? Going by the PC requirements I can believe it, but I'm really hoping it's not too bad on PS5. All the early previews have been positive though.
Stop being poor
cool, I'll just not buy or play it.
Why do you think they took the EGS deal? It's cause they know their piece of shit won't sell.
Alan Wake remaster has yet to make any money at all, despite being on PlayStation for the first time in history.
>EGS exclusive
>ridiculous hardware requirements
>black female main character
this game might as well not even exist