Agreed.
People should have total legally protected right to do whatever the frick they want when it concerns their own health and safety. But maximum punishment when it concerns the health and safety of others.
nah, they taste like vomit as well
I just drink juice instead
don't like soda, either, cola, sprite, it all tastes like ass
now juice, especially basil seed drinks, are the SHIT
>basil seed drink >see some of these in the grocery store >look at ingredients >literally zero mention of basil anywhere, seeds or anywhere. all artificial flavoring and colors
mmm delicious chink chemical drinks. every supermarket has at least one aisle dedicated to them these days
alcohol tastes like absolute shit
I'd drink these if they were milkshakes and other tasty beverages
Believe me when I tell you that this is not at all meant to sound patronizing or condescending or something. But you'll likely understand when you're older. What I mean is, apparently your taste buds change, so as you get older, you enjoy bitter. When I was younger, I couldn't drink coffee without milk and sugar, and thought beer tasted like what piss smelled like. But ever since my late 20s, I'll drink a beer or a cup of coffee just because I genuinely enjoy both things, and not because I want to get drunk or awake, respectively.
a while ago i started doing snus/tobacco pouches.
and i dont think ive ever experienced such a clear change in my taste. out of nowhere the musty stench of tobacco just went away and was replaced with berries and herbs instead.
its kinda weird how i cant seem to remember how it was before, even though its been so passively burnt into my senses over 30 years
>IPA >a type of beer made literally for shelf life and selling to sailors who will drink anything
IDGI. why do people like the taste of medicine preservative?
welcome to the world of acquired tastes.
Nothing tastes good here unless you force yourself to consume it for a while first.
Did coffee really taste good the first time, did regular beer really taste good?
Eventuallly you just "break through" and it doesnt really taste the same anymore
i get your point, i really do.
but frick man you have no idea what youre missing out on.
Not just the drnks themselves, but the cultural and the social aspects too.
>The cultural and social aspects
Yeah, see this is what people actually like about booze.
They like getting wasted and having hazy, slurred conversations with other drunk jackasses as imbecilic as themselves.
Ah yes, a far inferior option to having patrician, eloquent debates on important matters via a Cambodian basket weaving board while sitting alone in the dark at 2 am
to be fair black currants were LITERALLY illegal in the USA for the longest time. probably still are for most of it. so they dont have a lot of exposure to the word
i love yebisu but its impossible to find outside of japan. even in japan finding it outside a bar and not on tap isn't as easy as the other major brands
wtf are you talking about every lawsons family mart and 7/11 has it. It’s also fricking garbage swill. Sapporo is far better as far as beer goes. Real drinkers enjoy strong chu hai tall boys though
Anything from the first two columns, because IPAs taste like shit. I'd probably do the coffee milk stout first, and the English Brown ale second. Also, they misspelled "currant."
Yes. Also blue collar in general. Colt 45, steel reserve, hurricane high gravity. Schlitz. However true connoisseurs of cheap and desperate drinking choose a fruit wine like night train
I live in Japan at the moment and am unironically missing some shitty malt liquor….good thing steel reserve is the national beverage of Palau and I can get there for like 100 bucks
Ban alcohol.
Legalize drugs.
ALL drugs.
Based. Death penalty for people that drug and drive tho
Agreed.
People should have total legally protected right to do whatever the frick they want when it concerns their own health and safety. But maximum punishment when it concerns the health and safety of others.
Subhuman mudslime.
Alghul is the source of many problems.
>actually has malty beers
might be alright, most places have like 5 IPAs and a pilsner
賈斯 !
Looks like crap they'd have in some hipster bar
perception czech becuase i enjoy a good pun but also dark machinations because i also enjoy a mystery
Ive never had an IPA that didn't taste like dogwater / puke
theyre probably all awful
DID SOMEONE SAY [THUNDERFURY BLESSED BLADE OF THE WINDSEEKER]?
>10% beer
mmm I'm loving this hoppy IPA you can really taste the hops
try drinking it at around room temperature, it really brings out the flavour of the hops
>you can really taste the hops
yes and it takes like boiled pine trees
boiled pine is a nice taste though
dont see anyone making hop tea that isnt some fake health guru
Pine needles and the tree itself smells good, but does it taste as good as it smells?
alcohol tastes like absolute shit
I'd drink these if they were milkshakes and other tasty beverages
like, why can't alcohol taste good
I guess that's basically
>why can't poison taste good
you can drink some fruity wienertails.
they do taste good.
nah, they taste like vomit as well
I just drink juice instead
don't like soda, either, cola, sprite, it all tastes like ass
now juice, especially basil seed drinks, are the SHIT
>basil seed drinks
what
>basil seed drink
>see some of these in the grocery store
>look at ingredients
>literally zero mention of basil anywhere, seeds or anywhere. all artificial flavoring and colors
mmm delicious chink chemical drinks. every supermarket has at least one aisle dedicated to them these days
why would you drink chink ones?
mine do have basil seeds on the label, and I mean, you can just look inside
it's juice with basil seeds in them, they taste amazing, try them out
the seeds have an agreeable texture and taste, and a gelatinous outer layer
basil seeds in the ones I see are just some darkened gum that doesnt dissolve in water
wtf are you drinking
I drink basil drinks a lot, they have actual seeds in them that you can chew
>drinking
I dont drink sugar juices. thats for children
you're on the virtual toy board on fricking Ganker
also, filtered
playing a toy doesnt make me fat or rot my teeth. sugar is for baby teeth and a child's metabolism
Believe me when I tell you that this is not at all meant to sound patronizing or condescending or something. But you'll likely understand when you're older. What I mean is, apparently your taste buds change, so as you get older, you enjoy bitter. When I was younger, I couldn't drink coffee without milk and sugar, and thought beer tasted like what piss smelled like. But ever since my late 20s, I'll drink a beer or a cup of coffee just because I genuinely enjoy both things, and not because I want to get drunk or awake, respectively.
a while ago i started doing snus/tobacco pouches.
and i dont think ive ever experienced such a clear change in my taste. out of nowhere the musty stench of tobacco just went away and was replaced with berries and herbs instead.
its kinda weird how i cant seem to remember how it was before, even though its been so passively burnt into my senses over 30 years
I'll take the Pilsner.
>IPA
>IPA
>a type of beer made literally for shelf life and selling to sailors who will drink anything
IDGI. why do people like the taste of medicine preservative?
welcome to the world of acquired tastes.
Nothing tastes good here unless you force yourself to consume it for a while first.
Did coffee really taste good the first time, did regular beer really taste good?
Eventuallly you just "break through" and it doesnt really taste the same anymore
yeah theres some people who eat poop as well but thankfully hipsters havent found that one yet
you go ahead and gatekeep the taste of poop for the rest of us, okay buddy? 🙂 <3
>Acquired Taste
Otherwise known as "Bad taste"
If you gotta force yourself to like how something tastes, it tasted like shit the whole time.
Plebeian tier opinion
i get your point, i really do.
but frick man you have no idea what youre missing out on.
Not just the drnks themselves, but the cultural and the social aspects too.
>The cultural and social aspects
Yeah, see this is what people actually like about booze.
They like getting wasted and having hazy, slurred conversations with other drunk jackasses as imbecilic as themselves.
Ah yes, a far inferior option to having patrician, eloquent debates on important matters via a Cambodian basket weaving board while sitting alone in the dark at 2 am
I feel sorry for soberites. When they wake up that’s literally the best they are gonna feel for the rest of the day
It's astounding that you actually make waking up feeling good sound like a bad thing.
>black current
cant even get the text right lmao
to be fair black currants were LITERALLY illegal in the USA for the longest time. probably still are for most of it. so they dont have a lot of exposure to the word
For me it's stout, if you can drop your keys in a beer and still see them it's for women
Kinda cringe, but "perception czech" is funny.
i love yebisu but its impossible to find outside of japan. even in japan finding it outside a bar and not on tap isn't as easy as the other major brands
wtf are you talking about every lawsons family mart and 7/11 has it. It’s also fricking garbage swill. Sapporo is far better as far as beer goes. Real drinkers enjoy strong chu hai tall boys though
if you enjoy drinking overpriced water I guess
>Sochu is water
Anon we are barely into the year it’s too soon to be moronic
Is that chocobo diarrhea? bottom left
Hood Ass. I can't drink though.
Anything from the first two columns, because IPAs taste like shit. I'd probably do the coffee milk stout first, and the English Brown ale second. Also, they misspelled "currant."
I miss beers but I'm glad I quit drinking
divine light for me today
Beer is for swarthy fieldworkers, the whites drink wine and spirits.
I’m sorry but liquor is for Black folk. Wine is based tho
Malt liquor is a type of beer.
europoor here, isnt malt liquor what all the black people drink in movies when they have those "40s" ?
Yes. Also blue collar in general. Colt 45, steel reserve, hurricane high gravity. Schlitz. However true connoisseurs of cheap and desperate drinking choose a fruit wine like night train
A COLT 45 AND TWO ZIG-ZAGS
I live in Japan at the moment and am unironically missing some shitty malt liquor….good thing steel reserve is the national beverage of Palau and I can get there for like 100 bucks
BABY THATS ALL WE NEED
Is vodka?
>Malt liquor is a type of mass market beer with high alcohol content, most closely associated with North America
?????
I enjoy a milk stout, but what kind of name is that?
>FOUR IPAs
For me, it's the 'brindillette'.