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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    might as well just shoot me, because both is dogshit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what works best then?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some middle ground maybe? Those are polar extremes.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally unleashed but without half of the game sucking ass.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >secret rings/black knight with just a little bit of more freedom
          >open world attempt of adventure with boostshit physics and flashy no substance combat
          i will wait for sega to mix them, until then i got the one or two fangames worth a shit and other franchises to entertain me

          the only thing i want from unleashed back is having to work for getting the best ranks

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        2D Sonic

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      are

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up, pirate.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plague be upon ye.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, busted. You got me.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo what's that top sonic game

    rush is the best sonic game btw

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=r_i6TiBp4i1_YrWC
      3D platformer for Apple Arcade

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >animated cutscenes
        >bright open worlds (that don't look like an unreal tech demo)
        >multiple playable characters
        wow a mobile game is really gonna be the best sonic game this decade

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, it'll be bogged down by monetization homosexualry holding the fun hostage.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't buy it directly, it's subscription-only.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A cute character stuck in a single game on a dead console
        where have i heard that before?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sad but true

          Human Sonic Girls are too precious, even the Ghost Girl

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thankfully Sage seems to have broken the trend of being stuck in one game.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sage's permanent, apparently.

            Thankfully Sage seems to have broken the trend of being stuck in one game.

            I guess the gimmick with Sage is that she is more a humanoid AI rather than an organic one, so there's that. Eventually, Sage will get her own robot body, I am sure.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope the positive reaction from this sorts Sonic Team's head out. I don't want Sonic Of The Wild, I want Sonic Fun Blast Adventure.

        Nah, it'll be bogged down by monetization homosexualry holding the fun hostage.

        Apple Arcade means zero microtransactions. Cope.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Apple Arcade means zero microtransactions
          I didn't know that. In that case, I retract my statement and hope it gets a PC release later on.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, shit like Dead Cells also comes with every DLC
          It's a pretty decent deal for IOS

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It won't have microtransactions but it will be piss easy since it has to be designed for touch screen controls.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            PUBG, COD:M etc have precise controls. It's not 2011 anymore chud.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not 2007, majority of mobile games have gotten down touch controls bro
            I get the Cod WoW and RE4 ports spooked you as a kid but they shit just doesn't happen anymore

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually most Apple Arcade games are designed with controllers in mind.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some kid got excited by this game and googled Sonic Dreams only to find that fangame.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          BAHAHAH holy shit I didn't even consider this as a possibility
          some of those kids are in for a ride lmao

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oh hey this actually looks pretty fun-
        >APPLE EXCLUSIVE
        what the frick. why.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf it look kino.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Apple Arcade
        Instantly doomed to irrelevancy like every other game that goes to that wasteland, so its quality won't even matter. Still waiting on World of Demons to be playable by us non-iDrones.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So that's what they could do with Apple money
        People keep saying MicrosoftxSega, inb4 Sega and Apple join forces.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        can someone please explain to me why they can make games like this for shitty mobile systems but they can't make them for actual consoles that would realize their true full potential? fricking moronic company

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic Team is just moronic

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I could hear Rouge in my head

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the top but I do wish we could go back to generations and unleashed where they’re still bright and colorful but even a bit high def and realistic, frontiers was like that except boring because it was too empty and depressing

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why can't we have the top that plays like the bottom

    from what i've gathered, the bottom has fun gameplay, and the top one looked confined as frick from what i saw, probably because its a stupid fricking phone game

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose whichever has the most potential to produce a funkish forest feel.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >release a new 3D Sonic on mobile
    >"Oh hey that's pretty cool! Yeah I'll play it, it looks like it could be a fun time waste-"
    >apple only
    nevermind

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bright, colorful, fast-paced, large open levels

    For what purpose wasn't this a console release? It looks like everything a Sonic 3D should be; even the Roblox Sonic minigame looks good.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone made a monkeys paw wish after playing superstars for 30 minutes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Apple paid for it. Apple Arcade usually has decent games because Apple actually gives them money + tard wrangles whatever studio they're paying into releasing something decent. This also isn't being developed by some studio like Arzest (LMAO) or Sonic Team. It's being developed by SEGA HARDLight, the guys who did the other mobile Sonic games

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really, REALLY love Rouge(‘s ears)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to hug Rouge from behind and rub her ears on my face

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fisher Price 100%. All I want is a 3D Sonic with badniks and checkerboard. They can leave in the DMC combat as long as it's against badniks.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Sonicgays ever satisfied?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get served a plate with feces and a plate with vomit
      >OMG deez peepl are never satisfying!!11

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally all i want is dream team but on literally anything that isn't the fricking apple arcade

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both and all of them, Sonic shouldn't have one permanent art direction. It helps make games stand out, I dont want sonic looking the same for 50 years. Even Classic Sonic changed over time.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit Cream is back!

    I guess they haven’t forgotten about the adorable lovable Rabbit!

    Her last big appearance was Generations, ignoring all the spin-off trash, and her last playable mainline appearance was Advance 3 which was fricking 19 years ago lmao

    Also everyone got new models

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They hid Cream because she comes tethered to Cheese and they didn't want to remind people of the Chao Garden they aren't getting. Except nowadays they exploit Chaos everywere except the games despite still having no intent to give a chao garden so they don't need to hide it anymore.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >long quills
      LETS FRICKING GO
      THE DEATH OF SANTIAGO IS NEAR

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont know why this santiago meme strangely makes twitter users very upset.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Santiago
        What Classic Oversaturation does to a Mf

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        classic sonic has never had moronic mittens for gloves, where is this design aspect coming from

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cd intro

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fans really be obsessed with that one off movie and consider it to be THE classic sonic, huh?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That desihn is from the CD intro/ending.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Toei also did the intro/outro to Sonic CD

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a "new model" it's the Team Sonic Racing Renders instead of the ingame Unleashed-Frontiers model.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fun looking Sonic Game
    >Exclusive for Apple Arcade
    I've never even heard of that until today

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if he’s still around to see that Cream is back

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we get the vivid colors of the top, some of the artstyle/geometry and the open-ness of the bottom?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've started playing some random 5 dollar indie 3D platformer recently and the first thing the game did was tell me to press a button to curl into a ball and gain momentum by going down slopes.

    By now I just accepted that Sonic is shit simply because Sega wants it that way.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Sonic I will NOT kiss Amy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waku waku!

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game actually looks like it might be cool
    >not an endless runner like every other mobileshit Sonic
    >exclusive to Apple Arcade
    Why can't we just get ONE Sonic game without a Monkey's Paw? JUST ONE SEGA.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, because they do not give their games even time to be developed. sega is managed by morons and this has always been the case.
      every sonic game you have ever liked had a ton of cut content and you were lucky that the game was as polished as it is. the genesis games, the adventure games, generations. all rushed out the door.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda like Pokémon

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          sega is moronic, but game freak is highly aware of the shit they pull. they are just malicious. they know people will break sales records buying their steamy shit
          I know people who buy both versions of a gen just because they want 2 save files. I offer to help em pirate the game or something but they dont care.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I used to have a friend seriously into Sonic and I asked him "If you can complete the pokedex now by wifi trading then why are you buying both versions?" and he told me because he likes to have them both

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >every sonic game you have ever liked had a ton of cut content
        there has never been cut content out of the 3D games (CUT not REVISED/ALTERED) that was worth talking about so who cares

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a Sonic Fan past the 2000s just sucks…

      >Laughs
      Well at least the nice 69 is funny and an absolute win as the hulk would say

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why yes, I will be trading in my Galaxy S20 Ultra purely to grab an IPhone 13/14 for this game alone
    just like I did with the Wii and 360 when Sonic Unleashed came out.
    Why yes, I am a Sonic gay and besides I need a new phone anyway, my current one can barely hold a charge and the battery has already been replaced

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      smartest apple user

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you say fisher price like sonic being a cartoon is a bad thing?
    why would a cartoon being stylized be a bad thing? I also saw people say stupid shit like this about mario wonder too, its a good thing plain and simple. wtf is wrong with you guys?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because there's a thing called balance. Nobody liked Lost World's artstyle because despite also being cartoony, it was super blocky and plastic-y and looked like a poor imitation of what the Classic Sonic aesthetic was.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved Lost World’s artstyle. It was bright and gorgeous to look at, even on Wii U. Colors and Gens also have great artstyles. Colorful and fantastical work best for Sonic

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lost World was Mario instead of classic Sonic, there's a difference.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        lost world was a mario rippoff but I would gladly go back to those environments 100 times before I have to see those dogshit unreal engine fields in frontiers again.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're immature and emasculated so they're unable to play happy, fun games like Sonic because they're scared to identify with it and need to play edgy, brooding games to compensate.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the wabajibjub scared of a little big bad edgy broody lack of color pallette................................................................................................................................................................

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fisher Price. 1) It's more visually interesting and isn't going to fail to live up to the promise its concept presents. 2) It features my darling wife Rouge as a playable character.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are her breasts?

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take the 25 year old Doom source port, thanks

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's written by Ian Flynn

    Also he just said on his podcast that all the Sonic games from Adventure 1- IDW current takes place over a year and a half

    lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's moronic, especially considering there's a 6 month timeskip within Forces alone.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, SA1-Lost World all happened in the game fricking year according to Ian

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly dont care what stupid shit they do to the canon as long as I have my psycho b***h amy back to normal. whatever they are doing with her is bogus.
      I will always treat the games like they are their own canon, its not like you are gonna sell me on why the moon ISNT fricked up in every shot.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        based. easy to anger, spunky, b***h amy was best amy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's moronic, especially considering there's a 6 month timeskip within Forces alone.

      that means in one year
      >a space colony was this close to fall and destroy the world
      >metal sonic betrayed eggman and got his ass kicked
      >aliens invaded the planet, paralized everyone and almost ate them alive
      >sonic got isekai'd twice
      >eggman succesfully broke the planet TWICE and released an ancient evil during his second time
      >he also almost blended two dimensions which could've resulted in another catastrophe
      >dimensional echidnas tried to conquer the world
      >an ancient robot with copying abbilites almost blasted the world by accident
      >future/alternate version of eggman came and tried to turn everyone into cards
      that's one busy ass year

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's written by Ian Flynn
      And I care, why?
      >Forcing this mobileshit as canon for no reason
      Well, yeah, that's annoying but unless the gameplay is ass then I have nothing to concern myself here. I really don't know if what I just watched has physics or not, but it looks 100 times more polished than fricking Midtiers already so I'll just have to wait and see.

      I also liked how it took 6 years + DLC just to hype up 3 of Sonic's Friends coming back as playable only for Hardlight to shit out a brand new game out of nowhere with 6 playable characters at base game. Lol.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >says he doesn't care
        >proceeds to write an essay on caring
        every time

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's more like a distraction rather than a obstruction. If the gameplay is solid I don't care about his autism but if it gets in the way of the gameplay because they focused more on that shit instead of a good game, then I'll have a problem.
          Capisce?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ian Flynn
      You know, this might've meant something 10 or 15 years ago. Now though? Now it means the dialogue will be slightly less stilted at times, but mostly, it just means a lot of "How do you do, fellow Sonic fans?" (And you could argue he's always been that. And you might be right.) Fact is, he's way past his prime, and sadly, Sonic Team won't allow anything remotely interesting from him even if he wasn't.

      >Santiago
      What Classic Oversaturation does to a Mf

      >Classic Oversaturation
      lmao he's been in two mainline Modern Sonic games (with four years of Modern games in between said two games) and got two of his own games over the last six years. (Origins hardly counts, but even if you did, it wouldn't change much of what I'm saying.) At the end of the day, Modern Sonic's had nearly a whole two decades worth of games. Absolutely dwarving Classic Sonic's library, even before they started "pandering" and "oversaturating" games with him.

      Where is the oversaturation exactly? And reminder, this is directly after Modern getting a "proper" Shonenshit game all to himself. With a substantial DLC expansion just released, even! In fact, for the last six years, for every thing Classic Sonic gets, Modern got something of his own. And yet Moderngays STILL b***h and moan. They have such a persecution complex, it's wild. Nothing is ever enough for them. Nothing.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Where is the oversaturation exactly?
        They also count his cameos like in Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania and Sonic Runners. Yes they were seething that hard that even cameos made them shit their pants in anger

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic is a mascot character not intended to get old so unless they make him ageless but just keep his youthful personality there’s not much they can do. I don’t really wanna see Sonic’s character bio say that he’s 21 or whatever. A more competent person would’ve probably just said, “don’t think about it”.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never even thought about the classic games when looking at lost world, you lost me there. Why even compare them when it has homing attacks and parkour and perma spindashing?
    the blocky environment is very fair point though. everything looks like a smooth rectangle with textures slapped on. looks low effort, but it could be done well.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    LONG TIME NO SEE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Used for 10 years straight
      >Goes missing for over a decade after that
      Goddamn

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Used for 10 years straight
      >Goes missing for over a decade after that
      Goddamn

      Was this a specific Japanese phrase being translated in the exact same way?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah
        they say "osashiburi" in jp

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          So did the JP script stop using that or they started translating it differently from that point?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            the jp script still uses that iirc, it's even in forces

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah alright, was just curious. Shame as I liked them using that phrase for some reason.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    fisher price is by far a more striking and visually appealing aesthetic than unreal engine
    same reason why sonic's character design is that much more appealing than those of human protagonists

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    People sure work fast

    https://twitter.com/lewkiss40/status/1719771039423709285?s=46&t=rBujjkhy0fXENRmc2I1AJg

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally when the frick did they just announce another Sonic game?

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be a moron
    >See an actual cool stylized art style
    >Call it fisher price
    Its all so tiring

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >same ugly style as lost World
      >non sonic fan comes in and tries to argue "NO IT ACTUALLY LOOKS REALLY GOOD"

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I hate about this so far is how much it looks like Lost World.
    Why the frick would you make a Lost World 2 before a Mania 2 or a Adventure 3?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      you got your mania 2 with Superstars
      >BUT
      based off the ideas from the dead Mania 2

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ngs sonic so that they can port the assets to the only game that actually generates revenue for sega

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fisher price
    It's a game for children

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANDROID BROS WE GOT IT
    LETS GOOOO

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      https://i.imgur.com/qZzF1Hd.jpg

      Pick your poison. Fisher Price, or Unreal Engine for 3D Sonic

      Is Rovio involved in this in any way?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        no
        why would Angry Birds devs be making Sonic

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ian confirmed he's dead

    Good fricking riddance

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modern sonic has zero good villains other than Eggman.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's all Sonic has ever had. Everyone else gets dragonball z'd.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big the cat if true

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What villains are alive anymore?
      Chaos is in heaven
      Biolozard is dead
      Metal Sonic is a husk
      Black Doom is dead
      Mephiles and Solaris are dead
      Dark Gaia went back to sleep
      Time Eater is dead
      Zavok and his crew are wherever
      Infinite FLED
      Sonic needs more recurring villains

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic needs more recurring villains
        sonic needs more good fricking games

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          bro they're good you just gotta identify with sonic more harder.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What you're after is an entity that's enough of a threat to be a consistent enemy for Sonic (and not, say, a total joke like Fang), but not enough of an immediate threat that it needs to be put down as soon as possible. And I don't think the series really needs more of those than the one it has.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic needs more recurring villains
        Fang, Kukku and the hard boiled heavies exist but are trapped in classic hell because of mandate frickery

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of those characters mattered to modern Sonic team and was never going to matter ever again had fans not force them back with Mania. Stop with this archieshit crap, nothing from those books MATTER to SEGA's vision.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're all losers. They're not actually capable of being the headlining act in anything. Eggman is easily capable of supplying an entire game's worth of enemies and conflicts. Fang's just a nobody with a gun. Nearly every single robot Eggman makes has guns.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That has interesting implications about how the Mario/Sonic Olympics fit into the "everything is canon" pile

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay Nega

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ian says he wants him to stay dead, but Ian has no real power in the franchise.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why is this dogshit eclusive to fricking mobile for? While Superstars was fricking 60USD? and Frontiers took 6 years just to be barely a 69/100 game WITH DLC?

    I don't like what's happening here, it's the 2000s all over again where they will make SA3 again, fail and welp, make to the meta era we go. Why do we need THREE new Sonic games back to back like this? Why not ONE 10/10 game that shits all over Mario Odyssey and Wonder combined?

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game so under the rug not even Xitter is talking about it
    >When sec one of Super Sonic 2 reveal had billions talking about it instantly
    Nice sabotaging, SEGA. Make the game real fans would want with many characters that actually PLAY LIKE SONIC and worlds that look LIKE IT BELONGS IN SONIC to be overlooked and ultimately flopped so you can keep shilling you BoTW bootleg.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lies on purpose to try and pretend he's right
      every time

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Under 10K in 8 hours
        Nice try homosexual. I didn't lie, if it was popping off it would be casually in my feed like Final Horizons was.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Twitter isn't talking about it
          >they are
          >IT DIDN'T REACH THIS NUMBER SO IT DOESN'T COUNT
          why are sonic fans like this

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trannie colors
    First Wonder, now this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      obsessed

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely itll just be a timed exclusive and be put on steam eventually right

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, a lot of Apple Arcade games eventually got released on other platforms. Strangely fricking enough, a lot of them were on Nintendo Directs.
      >Worlds End Club, shilled by some anons here cause omg danganronpa dev. Shit is some PBS kids lookin' game with horrible product placement
      >Oceanhorn """"""BOTW copypasta"""""""""
      >that one motorcycle game
      >etc etc

      no
      why would Angry Birds devs be making Sonic

      Cause they own them now, guess anon assumed they were working on this since they're known for their mobile games.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a sonic game without a new waifu to add to the collection.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO
        I'M THE ONLY SEXY SHEEP IN THIS SERIES
        ITS NOT FAIR

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goat Mom: Sonic Edition
        She's even got those long ass robes. not that I'm complaining

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sheep girl's name is Ariem
        >As in, R.E.M.
        >R.E.M. sleep

        Good design.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No wrist

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sheep girl's name is Ariem
    >As in, R.E.M.
    >R.E.M. sleep

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up and see this
    wat do

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kill surge with a Chuck E Cheese hammer
      marry zeena

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      try to seduce both with my muscles

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Breed Surge, frick Zeena once then move on

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Which way Human Man?

      Frick Surge
      Marry Zeena

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        kill surge
        Frick Zeena
        marry Cream

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fisher Price easily

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda crazy how Rouge is apart of the main group now, while Shadow's left in the dark.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow doesn't want to be part of Sonic's reddit clique.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow doesn't want to be part of Sonic's reddit clique.

      Strangle every fan and Sega dev that actually wants Shadow to be "I don't want any pathetic friends" the character.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baaaaw. Cry more.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm curious shitposter, what do you think of Maria?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            shitty alice rip off.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rouge is for Knuckles' BEC anyways.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Knuckles' BECs
        fixed

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They only have one wiener just with 4 heads

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The controversy over her Prime redesign can be ignored, since they actually gave her a real personality beyond being a femme fatale. Reminds me of the Team Dark cutscenes in Heroes, where she's less of a sexy villainess and more like a tard wrangler.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gave her a real personality beyond being a femme fatale.
        Why can't you gays just handle stereotypes.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ya, n'ah, you're a homosexual.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't she always a tard wrangler?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rouge started off in SA2 as a very basic Bond girl type, a double agent who could still see the greater good even if she was aligned with evil.
          In Heroes, she helps break up Omega and Shadow's fight but afterwards takes a backseat for "muh memory" bullshit, still a badass though.
          In 06 and especially the Sonic X series is where she kind of just became an exposition device, talking to move the plot forward and being eye candy without any real substance.
          You could definitely make an argument that her current character mirrors what happened to Tawna Bandicoot, but I think in this case it actually makes sense for her to be a girlboss.
          Plus she still hot and fricks around with Knuckles, even if it's a lot more subtle now.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            they need to make another rouge so she can grow as a character or betray the main cast for her mission

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they actually gave her a real personality beyond being a femme fatale.
        this is bad
        personality is bad

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sucks for Shadow, but I'm not about to complain about best girl getting some spotlight. And really, it makes sense that Rouge is being pushed, cause she's well defined as a character, and thus easy to write for and design levels around. Plus, she's already super popular, so that helps.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sega has forgotten Shadow.

      Shadowgays...

      I'm glad Shadow is gone and forgotten and I for one welcome the "he has no friends" mandate
      because otherwise whenever he shows up it means the actual cool "dark" characters have to play second fiddle to him and be like his sidekicks which is fricking awful and places them like 3 degrees removed from the spotlight by being a secondary of a secondary
      I'd much rather have Rouge alone than being shadow's Tails

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cringe playing sonic heroes and shadow can't do everything by himself.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rouge has a different problem in that she's now surgically attached to Sonic's posse for gurl power reasons but has had zero chemistry with Sonic besides some Battle shit and getting pity from Sonic during Advenutre 2 when she was angsting about Shadow.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd much rather have Rouge alone than being shadow's Tails
        You are not getting either, you are getting Rouge the bestest friend with Sonic and pals.

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more female ocs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      just say you hate women

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I HATE WOMEN!!!!!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ROUGE AAAAA YESSSS
    *cums to death*

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's Cream

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sega has forgotten Shadow.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow is in a mission. hes too busy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry the Year of Shadow is Coming Soon

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chadow the Kinohog

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Shadow's movie is soon, as mentioned earlier. We will get far more Shadow than you can digest in several more months.

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey uh... Is Sonic Dash any fun? Yes I'm aware it's a Temple Run clone.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it can be.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's OK but the real mobile gem is Sonic Runners Revival

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Crapple

    Nope

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh hey this actually looks pretty fun-
      >APPLE EXCLUSIVE
      what the frick. why.

      poor gays lol

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        idgaf about spending money but phone games run and play like total dogshit, games optimized for touchscreens suck. like I emulate phone games through bluestacks and they just feel like shit.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not 2007 poor gay, touch controls have long since become precise
          your boogeyman tactic doesn't work.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not paying a monthly subscription to play a fricking mobile game

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          14 day free trial
          Surely you can afford a FREE trial to be a Sonic game anon...right!??

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony colors when you boost.
    troony colors wiggling around in the backgrounds.
    troony flags on the side of walls.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eggman's dream

      Eggchads not like this...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eggman IS a feminist after all

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowgays...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i may have lost shadow but i got cream back, i'll take what i can get

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rouge needs to go. Shit character.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No! You’re a Shit Human!

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of everything that plagues this series a decent mario 3d world-like isn't a bad move for the franchise at all, pretty smart for Apple to actually be first ones to fund this idea while having none of the usual Lizuka and Kishimoto super blocky/gimmicky shit on it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      do people actually think it's "Lizuka"? that's kind of funny

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's still the one who came up with the idea of Sonic with a gun and arguably most of the meme classic/modern division, even if he is a very good producer when surrounded by competent staff that happens only around once a decade, I really don't get what's keeping him at sega anymore unless it's comfortable enough of a job

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not what the anon you're replying to is talking about
          It's Iizuka, not Lizuka

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BREAKING: we've heard from a source involved in the game's production that Sonic Dream Team is likely to remain Apple Arcade exclusive. This is because Apple is involved in the game's production.
    Looks like the dream is dead

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zeena is the only good thing to come out of Lost World

      Also Zeena Sexo

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    one has an art style and is optimised.
    the other is an unreal asset flip with bad lighting and all assets clashing.

    incredible how dogshit mainline sonic games are now.

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why could they not do like, Ocean palace in free roam or Hang castle or whatever? Why does it have to be this Mario ripoff shit on the top.

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    you will NOT sex the dream sheep
    please do NOT sex the dream sheep
    that little bawd, sleeping lustfully while looking like THAT

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are already 12 pieces of sexy art of her

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    frontiers and Supertards gays seething that this will MOG both their games lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apple exclusive
      https://twitter.com/sonicstadium/status/1719830980674879539

      moron

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apple exclusive
    https://twitter.com/sonicstadium/status/1719830980674879539

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    like 5 people will play this and it'll be forgotten fricking *INSTANTLY*

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's trans. Only male rams have those kind of horns

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >also has the pedo flag colors
      yeah I don't think you want to play the flag game with her

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you trying to lie? Both female and male rams have that type of horn curve

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      [...]

      seems more deliberate tbh.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This looks based. Us Gankerners finally getting the representation we deserve. OOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHH ToT

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bi flag chooses colors associated men and women
          >trans chooses colors associated with children
          yet they claim to be not after kids.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is why Cream is back
        I kneel applechads

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >or Unreal Engine
    Only literal moronic homosexuals think the engine determines the artstyle.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >generic le vivid colors

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How many other games look like this besides Ni no Kuni? I can think of 1, but I doubt you'll name any.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Definately not Okami

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't even imagine how fricking stupid anyone would have to be to compare the pastel painted style of Okami to that.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bright colors arr rook the same.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sonic being a fantasy cartoon character in a fantasy cartoon world equals le BAD
        KYS. NOW.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, the issue is what both Unity and Unreal games tend to end up looking like that makes people have a "expected" look for them, even though game engine doesn't matter, it's just a tool.

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least we know all the levels in Dream Team are not going to be like that (I honestly don't mind the level's inflatable water tube design)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      some levels seem to have open areas
      if anything I think this resembles Unleashed. Hallways with boosting and periodic "explore" segments

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks good, the Eggman Capital or whatever it's called looks good too.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised it's not automated or scripted since it's a mobile game

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          From what I've seen nothing looks automated like going off halfpipes, but I haven't seen any loops in the gameplay we've seen yet.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            those half pipes just scream Kishimoto
            useless gimmick that aren't part of the overall structure of the level design, just there to "impress" the player

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Every Sonic game has had little gimmicks like that, going back to 1.
              Its fine as long as the core gameplay isn't a self-playing QTE, but you'd have to get rid of both boost and the homing attack to have that in 3D.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kishimoto has nothing to do with this, it's being developed by the bongs who make Sonic's mobile games.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's nothing wrong with that

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            there is one rail loop that looks automated

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do iToddlers actually think 3D platformers are a good fit for touchscreens?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      All a ploy to get sonicgays to crack and buy an apple product

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ios 13 runs on all of these, all of these are like $200 now

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic fasts are autists
        Smart autists do not own an apple product
        Smart autists are also smart enough to understand PC is often absent from exclusivity deals and everything ends up there eventually

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        finally a game for my m1 macbook pro max with 32 cores of graphics

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks good but the visuals make me think of these fricking games

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now it's kino.

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you even use a controller with iphones or ipads? playing this without a controller seems lame

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bluetooth controllers yes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you can use a PS5 controller on Ipad

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS GONNA REMAIN EXCLUSIVE, LETS FRICKING GOOOOO
    https://twitter.com/sonicstadium/status/1719830980674879539?t=kBqF1nhnFwtonO59x9L8Gg&s=19

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    apparently it's a "narrativrly driven story mobile game" so that explains why Ian Flynn is on it

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I pick a good game?

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cartoony retro Sonic style or way past cool edgy Adventure/2 style*

    *Sega cannot achieve this style anymore

    Unreal Engine premade assets is by far the worst, though.

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