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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweaty babymaking sex with Ahsoka.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It plays like Chulip but with Star Wars aliens

      This is how it ends

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would just make a faithful port of Shadows of the Empire.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You play as a middle aged dad Jedi who has a rebellious Jedi son who wants to go full Sith so you have to stop him by fricking him until he's addicted to wiener and abandons the silly notion of joining the empire.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get deployed to a desert planet
    🙁

    >Fourteen year old Ahsoka Tano is your commanding officer
    🙂

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and later make the game let you marry and frick her.
      Jedi Council be damned

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Empire at war 2

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chiss dating sim. (You) play as Eli Vanto after he gets groomed by thrawn to frick off to the ascendancy (so it fits into Disney Wars canon, ergo make it happen you homosexuals) and the various significant female chiss admirals, captains, e-girls, and ensigns are the potential routes.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    star wars galactic battlegrounds 3

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actual KOTOR 3 that isn't shit

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    X-Wing vs TIE Fighter-inspired sandbox where you play as a freelance pilot, slowly building up a fleet of assorted ships by befriending and allying with various crews, gangs, and persons of interests, choosing to either become an upstart crime lord or a Rebel cell fighting against the Empire.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A new Pod Racer game that takes place during the OT with Darth Vader defending his championship title.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    no force users, no lightsabers

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battlefront IV as planned by Free Radical Design

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A time when lightsabers have yet to be invented
    >Everyone uses vibroblades
    >Entire game uses sword fighting mechanics, rewarding you for successful parries and ripostes
    >Can't just reflect blaster shots, have to take cover or die
    >The lightsaber is created at the end of the game, only used in one final battle
    >Final battle literally lasts one hit; either you hit the final boss, or the final boss hits you.
    >Final battle tests how well you managed to master the game's melee combat aspects. Losing is entirely a skill issue, no exceptions.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A time when lightsabers have yet to be invented
      That's so far in the past it's basically not Star Wars anymore

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>A time when lightsabers have yet to be invented
      That's, like, pre-Jedi times when Rakata were still around and other races were slaves. And I think they still had shitty lightsabers that needed batteries with cords.
      Or whatever disney shat out for those times. Actually, have they? I'm curious how they managed to frick it up.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disney created the High Republic so they could do "before the prequels" without ever having to acknowledge anything from Kotor/Tales of the Jedi or before

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You play as a stormtrooper who doesn't randomly become a rebel. He is unapologetically loyal. There. That's your huge hit. Thank you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *hits blunt*
      Just make Battlefront 2 again but with missions that aren't CAPTURE THE COMMAND POST
      and you dont worry about your teammates killing themselves.
      And make it three weapon limit and you choose your loadout so you can do jetpack and rocket launcher and full auto.
      Verification not required.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battlefront/Battlefront 2 Galactic Conquest as a standalone game. Much more fleshed out overworld / diplomacy mechanics a-la Total War / Grand Strategy games. Larger battlefields with much more in the way of weapons / vehicles as well as an Arma 3 like command interface that lets you order NPC troops around to execute various strategies / tactics.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I definitely agree with more weapons and vehicles, more overworld, and maybe more diplomacy if it means more simultaneous factions.
      What I don't want is too much complicaiton
      Remember how fast you could pop into a game?
      Recruit a class, buy a bonus maybe, and GOOOOO to battle.
      If it consistently takes longer than a minute, that's cringe.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clone wars CRPG

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a game that plays like Star Wars Battlefront 2 when it comes to shooting, but the objectives, map design, and overall goals should be something like Fallout or STALKER.
    THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY GAY ASS FRICKING LEVEL SCALING HOWEVER.
    There should be some RPG skills but they shouldn't affect weapon damage or accuracy. If you're a good shot you're a good shot.
    There should also be SEX. Let's say I'm playing as some guy, I'm shooting up the place and I see a female enemy. I stun her by putting my gun on stun or I beat the frick out of her or she surrenders.
    Then I whip out my wiener and frick her.
    You can enslave her and take her back to your ship.
    With enough skill points you should be able to communicate with anyone and coerce anyone into surrendering.
    There is no gay ass "light side" or "dark side" locking you out of skills.
    Only your actions determine where you stand.
    There shouldn't be any moronic lockout of what faction gets to befriend which faction.
    Even if it's Imperials vs Rebels, if you have enough skill points, you should be able to diplomatically solve anything if you're like really skilled with the force and really know how to talk to people. In such a scenario you would be able to maybe have the emperor killed, darth vader becomes the new ruler, but he also decides to allow jedi to freely practice again and stops being such an evil guy or something.
    The game starts from Episode 1 or slightly earlier and can go all the way to Episode 6.
    You can assist Mace Windu in killing the Emperor and prevent Order 66.
    In general any major event is up to you to control. You can completely rewrite the turn of events.

    IF YOU'VE READ THIS FAR THANK YOU FOR READING.
    DEATH TO DISNEY.
    I WANT TO FRICK A TWILEK.
    I WANT TO CLONE AND GENETICALLY MODIFY KAMINOANS AND FRICK THEM TOO.
    I WANT TO CLONE MYSELF AND TERRORIZE WHOEVER I PLEASE.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some tactical Jagged Alliance or Legend of Sherwood style shit where you play as a rebel cell

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      "All your friends are in rebel cells
      All my friends are incels"

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    18+ rating with "cut at will" that the original concept of Metal Gear Rising had (you can see it in the first trailers) with brutality of The Last of Us 2 where murdering humans was fun and the only good part of the game. Basically if the enemy doesn't have a lightsaber or forcefield it's slashed into multiple pieces based on the angle of the cut.

    MGR: (1:39) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtM3PGyiQUc

    Another trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqMY_DpcOtw

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could easily and it would rock, but I won't because I want money for my effort

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      VADER! SEND THIS Black person TO THE GAMORREAN RAPE CHAMBER AND HAVE THIS Black person RAPED IMMEDIATELY!!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        woah watch ur exoskeleteen bisch

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old Republic RPG like KOTOR
    -decapitations
    -combat is more like the MMO (I like hotkey/tab targeting, frick you)
    -Storyline is set before KotOR1, you play as sith pureblood

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ummm so my idea for a star wars game is to copy the one star wars game that had nothing to do with star wars but take the combat from the worse version of it and make you play as the most anticlimactic and underwhelming race ever imagined in star wars
      do we get to hug the hecking cute baby yodas and tame the gloorps too?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only you get to hug it, and it will rape you and you will take it all you stupid fricking b***h bawd.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        whoops, meant this for

        >ummm so my idea for a star wars game is to copy the one star wars game that had nothing to do with star wars but take the combat from the worse version of it and make you play as the most anticlimactic and underwhelming race ever imagined in star wars
        do we get to hug the hecking cute baby yodas and tame the gloorps too?

        Your body and insides will only be nourished by yoda semen

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars RPG
      >No custom protag
      into the trash it goes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's other games where you can play as your pink hair gay shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wanna play as a masculine white male or perhaps the rare ayy that looks cool to me.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars Battlefront but the gameplay mechanics are built for maximum immersion + fun.
    Eras: Old Republic, Clone Wars, Galactic Civil War (No sequel shit)

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Space Rangers + Pirates! but in Star Wars

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a big ring

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Before the beginning of the High Republic era, a terrible war was fought between Jedi and Sith for the fate of the Galaxy! Prosperity and peace would not come without sacrifice, and in contrast to later eras, any force user was only as good as their skills with a lightsaber!
    >Assume the role of these ancient force wielding titans and clash in the field of battle!

    Basically using For Honor's engine and such as the base for a Force Honor, you might say.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >missed the lightsaber event
      >now banned from for honor so ill never be able to play it if it comes back
      such is life

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, hear me out: a jedi or jedi-adjacent character fights the empire while wielding a totally badass lightsaber.
    But she doesnt identify with the jedi or the rebels because she's too rebelious for either. Eventually she defeats the empire by herself and totally schools the jedi order
    Plot twist: she is actually a transpecies bantha.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfunny post, have a nice day morono

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      0/10

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The more I think about it, the more I think that star wars peaked in 1977.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pic
    didn't they drop this shit like a hot potato?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still ongoing if that's what you are asking

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone breaks into Kathleen Kennedys house rapes her entire family and murders them in front of her, and then slits her throat.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Star Wars: Huntsmen."
    >Monster Hunter gameplay
    >lore of the Clone Wars era
    >As a skilled Jedi or Clone Trooper, players team up in squads to hunt creatures, battle droids, and rogue Sith lords on various iconic planets.
    >Hunt, capture, or vanquish the galaxy's most legendary beasts

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tinkerer utilizing black market droid parts for (something) after the Empire outlaws them
    maybe you were simply an enthusiast that got unlucky before getting caught up in a purge of your shitty under-level hab-block on coruscant, and now you need to build your life back up while being on the run from the law
    not anything like inquisitors, but maybe a single normal driven investigator, perhaps one of the clones that survived the war and has an irrational hatred of clankers and wields his institutional power like a hammer?

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just release Pit Droids on Steam. Update it to work on Win 10/11.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a game that lets me play start to finish from an Empire perspective. No mid-game or last third "Empire bad actually, I must go full rebel." just a bit player in the Empire rising up in the ranks as he sees all the big moments from the other side, propaganda and everything.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not really in the spirit of the genre. At best you could hope for a "Empire good, Emperor bad" final act, where you attempt to put Tarkin on the throne or something.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I mentioned the propaganda. There's a, what, 16ish year gap between Episode 3 and Episode 4? The man was willingly given the throne and made sure only sycophants were left so he could keep it. Sure, we see the bad side of the Empire but we don't really see much of what it's like on the Inner Ring or whatever. We don't know that the Empire isn't seen as benevolent, keeping the peace and all that, kids dreaming of growing up to be Stormtroopers due to some good propagandizing that any good occupation would have.
        I'm not saying that it should be glorified, if anything after decades of media saying "Empire bad." people should be able to realize that "Yes, Empire bad." and that what they're seeing is what the Empire wants people to see. Maybe I'm moronic for wanting to see that side of it, I'll acknowledge that.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Revenge of the Sith with Kingdom Hearts 2 gameplay.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      well KH4 may have star wars universe

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not that non-canon garbage. Go to hell Disney troony

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick? It's just star wars loser

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hitman but as a bounty hunter

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