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Fortnite funnies.
i wish a sentient bear guy would do this to me unironically
Jesus frick why is this making me laugh to hard???
seeing as you like chinky frank its probably because you're a moronic zoomer
Zoomers weren't even alive when Franku peaked
Zoomers were around 13-14 when he peaked anon.
your humor is shit and you are mentally 12 yrs old
because you're a redditor
Prison gay
Is this modded? Pillars has bikini armor for Xoti.
ShadowSEX!
where is the femininity? boobs too small, hips too narrow, ass too thin. very unsightly. I thought this game was supposed to be about SEX?
>where is the femininity? boobs too small, hips too narrow, ass too thin. very unsightly
No wonder you gays constantly call bio holes trannies, you're so obsessed with wiener that you literally can't look at a female without imagining them having one.
Who has the bigger dick?
Karlach
manface
She's pretty masculine looking. Tbh I wouldn't even swipe right on a dating app if I saw her.
Post what you think is feminine
not those anons BUT
Dear lord poos are fricking moronic
good morning, sir
Bom dia
damn hes pretty hot, whats his insta?
>average moon faced asiatic
roffel yellow fever is the biggest meme
Bom dia amigo
troony moment
>some ugly curry with photoshop and clown makeup (and no I'm not even referring to the festival paint splashed over her face but the cake underneath)
>t-t-t-troony
yeah lol go dialate, sanpreet
hello sir i frick your wife
eyes make her look evil.
>hair done up
>exposed nape of neck
>wisps of hair floating above it
>hair let down
>curly waves of locks of hair all fluffy and luscious
FORZA ITALIA
goblin face
manjaw
next
>MALE
literally looks like a man
youre gay lmao
>literally looks like a man
look how long the fricking face is
youre gay lmao
>weeb shitting and crying that the fantasy elf doesn't look like a korean post facial surgery
enjoy your low t chinlet sons I guess
Where are her curves
ayo nigguh where she CURVES nigguh I like em thicc finna gotta have dat ASS nigguh
low T
high melanin
That armor is bad, it's too bloated for a skimpy bikini armor and the metal bra hides the size of her breasts which is very frustrating
The armor is a MOD you idiot. That's why it looks ugly it's a FRICKING MOD
where the frick do you live that "men" look like that? Sweden?
Finland
i’m starting to think every single one of you is braindead
small boobs and she needs abs with such an armor
it's not gay if the penis is feminine stupid
>no breasts
sad!
Flat is justice
Why does that character you posted have troony hair color
Her hair is so ugly it isn't funny.
>Disliking cute black bob cut
Begone homosexual. Her hair is the best thing about her design.
a man of taste
right, have fun with your bear
see this is better but Olivia Wilde has a more chiseled jaw and square face than someone like Shadowheart by a mile so this just makes you a hypocrite unless you aren't attaching yourself to those gays
I want Minthara to Plap me and impregnate my boiwomb with her girlwiener
is she going to be a companion? Can you make your harem of companions with frogfu, Shadowbawd and this dommy mommy?
can i fix her?
why does she always look so sad and soulful if she's an evil c**t
nobody is picking her at the brothel
Legit autist here. What sort of emotion is she expressing here?
sorrow
I think she's concerned, but in a sad kind of way.
sadness, sorrow, regret. you know how you look at the past and go “damn i fricked up” thats whats happening there
sadness is an easy first BUT considering she's full on evil worry could be a first pick, disappointed also fits
This is when she tries to kill you after sexo and shes sad because she actually likes you
Jesus Christ, she has a big jaw
Fine I will by your game
I don't see why you shills didn't post this to start with
Get eggnant
Don't post pictures of me
Where did this plapshit come from? I just saw it one day and now you fricks won't stop regurgitating it.
Came from reddit
japan
From here, don't listen to newbies like
What normalgays did was popularize it though
Normalgays and zoomers on tiktok discovered hentai manga and like everything else they thought it would be hilarious to make it into a meme.
Some jap from twitter quoting hentai
I saw it first time on Ganker, some bulgarian guy and his 16 yo wife. Can't find the pic now doe
I'll buy this game once the porn mods are out
I will find a way to torture her. There simply must be an option in a game like that.
Zoomers can't meme
troony Gay 3 shills are pathetic
ITT
cringe shills vs. cringe weebs
anime website
>Anime website
>But there's an anime board
Really makes you think.
>four CHAN
>Yotsuba mascot
>word filters like tbh and senpai
Normies btfo'd
Frick anime, this is a video games board, go to an anime thread if you want to go jerk off to the lowest form of art.
>tranime-warped homosexuals thinking anything that isn't hypersexed isn't a woman
tranime is reducing your sex drive for real women and turning you gay.
go back moron.
>resetera troony seething
you're being minbroken into believing that being attracted to femininity is wrong.
You're looking at a woman barely dressed in bikini armor and calling her a man. I think you're the one mindbroken
> and calling her a man.
Where the frick did i say this
take your fricking meds
you're looking at women and seeing men. you are the one being mind broken.
reply to this instead of samegayging my other post please moron kun
Feminity isn't ZZZ breasts and tranime proportions of 3-meter stick legs on a 2-foot torso and a spade head.
homosexual, you need ridiculous proportions to even convince yourself of something being a woman, because it seems like in any other case you'll confuse yourself with wanting to frick a man or see something as a man. Either you are a closeted homosexual seeing men everywhere or you surround yourself with twinks on a daily basis.
just admit that attractive women scare you
Shadowheart is attractive. You need proportions to convince yourself that a woman is a woman.
pancake ass with a gross mole
That mole makes her ass sexier and makes me burst.
You are just legit gay.
Nobody spends more time picking apart why women aren’t attractive than “straight” Gankerirgins
They should have got a hentai artist to help make the bodies ( head and face looks fine ). The ass is not good, the AI art is going to look much more attractive. I don't know why im even talking about this for a video game where I shoot pretty colored magic explosions and tentacle vines at people but whatever.
just admit you suck wiener
Since you talked about proportions, how come the women in BG3 have male proportions in terms of head to stature ratio, limbs to torso ratio, and hip to waist ratio?
Even amateur sketch artists know proper proportions, so it's definitely not an oversight. Care to comment?
/pol/tards convincing themselves that liking attractive women is wrong is something I still can't grasp
> Tranime
Go have a nice day
>anything that isn't hypersexed
you're saying that about a game that has 200 hours of sex scenes, including bestiality
kys
>today I made stuff up on the internet and it felt good
You pozzed neomarxists are astroturfed into conditioning/forcing yourselves into being attracted to masculine features. You are actively forcing yourselves into finding trannies palatable.
It's fascinating. This is the first time in human history when supposedly heterosexual males decry femininity and champion masculinity in women.
Even cultures that used to have eunuchs and casual pederastic frotting still revered feminine features and behavioral traits. Whereas, now, so-called heterosexual males are attacking other males for not being attracted to hypermasculine women.
Truly fascinating.
>hypersexed
Oh my frick you people will invent billions of new terms to cover for your sexual insecurities. If a woman has huge breasts, wide hips, thick thighs, small waist and a plump backside she isn't """"""hypersexed""""", she just looks BETTER and more FEMININE than a sticcc woman or a woman with small/no breasts.
Imagine me calling picrelated "hypersexed" because they look better than i do as a man. You fricking c**ts have no self awareness.
>better than i do
Those hideous homunculi?
Those are the least aesthetic bodybuilders I have ever seen.
>hideous homunculi
>the least aesthetic bodybuilders
Could have posted Dimitry over here. The point stands, if you b***h about other men who look better than you do getting women, you get called an incel but if you b***h about other women who look better than you getting male attention, you get called a feminist.
>for real women
not all of us live in ireland, anon.
Many, many - no, most women have fat asses in my country
They hated him because he told them the truth.
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>Shar worshipper
I can fix her
Why does it seem like most of the people interested in this game are coomers
Everyone is a coomer unless you're asexual
No it's a matter of how much you fixate on it, prioritize it, and seek to insert it into everything (no pun intended)
and fetishes count, there are definitely asexual coomers
it seems so
Made for coomers by coomers
They're just advancing the plan, of which, one of its tenets is to keep the populace in a constant state of arousal à la Brave New World. They've made good headway in the last decade with the popularity of porn, but you can see it how it affects fictional media in general and how it's written.
because the actual game is just rebranded DivOS fire barrel, water barrel dogshit
Mister Baldurs Gate bing me a shadoweheart
>Shadowheart redemption arc where she turns into a trad wife
>Karlach tomboy shotgun wedding
Why does Swen give me the toughest choices
Karlach has the personality of one of those loud obnoxious fat chicks who tries to compensate for her weight by being funny. Shouldn't be a difficult choice.
Karlach’s the only party member that doesn’t feel like she was plucked out of some grimdark power fantasy campaign where every PC has a 40 page backstory about their trauma and unparalleled abilities
never buying the game
never watching tranime
but she is hot
i will never not think of her as Great Value Yennefer
whats wrong with being great and valuable
Get some standards my dude, you're better than this.
i'm better than you
shit meme
>shill campaign to try and convince people the horsed faced flat chested roastie is attractive
lol
>i am gay
all you had to say, anon
>6f5ra5j6dfr81
Damn bro just let us enjoy women in peace. Go lick some balls or something
They've been doing this for a month. I wonder who they are paying to openly shill this shit here. 0 gameplay discussion.
Coom mods when
It's coming, but the game has enough coom material already.
DAMN nice
I'll wait for a sale to grab it, so even more mods will come out
Cool I'll wait till it's easy to pirate and has good mods
So like in a day because no DRM
can i frick human children? if not, then its worthless
what you should be asking is whether the game will have a modkit
AHHHHH SEXO MILKY MILKY GGGGGUUUAAAAH, UH UH UUUUH IM FACKING COOMING OOOOOOOH
UUUUUH TUMMY I WANNA LICKY LICKY THAT TUMMY GRRRRRAAAA-A-A-AAAAH DOGGY DOGGY I WANNA DOGGY WITH SHADOWMOMMY HUUUUU
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
>Replaces Dark Urge schizoid dream waifu/husbando with faceless being
>Reason is because 'muh sexism'
Fricking Larian. It's like they don't want people going the evil path.
You just made this up. The replaced it because it was fricking stupid how they had it. You can still try to bang it but it's more fleshed out now.
Go take a look a the forums. He's right
I don't have to go look at the forums I'm already quite aware of what he's referencing, but he's incorrect.
The redid it because no one liked it because it was too obvious and stupid. Now it's just a little better. They said you can still romance them if you go the tadpole path though.
wrpg devs try to make attractive women challenge (impossible)
Who was the last hot wrpg woman? Morrigan from first Dragon Age?
Panam, and if you count drawings of women than a decent amount of Pathfinder’s choices
Panam was the best thing about Cyberpunk
Hot take. No one in Origins was attractive. Morrigan wasn't attractive, she was fricking ugly and her personality as well as Leliana's was textbook "Writer's pet"
Hotter take. People liked Morrigan because of Claudias voice. If Leliana didn't have the horrible lisp people might've liked her more.
I concede. Morrigan would've smelled fricking gnarly and it's already established she fricked a whole bunch of Chasind before you ever meet her. She's damaged goods. Trash.
Morrigan was at least interesting in being presented like a femme fatale only to turn out to be completely sheltered and having two pretty distinct routes for how her character goes. Leliana was just tiresome in how the writing as the series went on trying to present her as basically a former master spy but her one act was being a petty thief sold out by an ex girlfriend she can’t get over
I want to breed the elf out of Shadowheart!
>Baldur's Gate 3 launches on August 3 for PC, while the PS5 version will not launch until September 6, 2023.
snoys sneeding
Weeb NEETS literally believe if a woman doesn't look like a Japanese high schooler she's a man
Anime has fried your brain, please go outside.
>if a woman doesn't look like a Japanese high schooler she's a man
yes
Larian said that there will be marriage ending, but will there be impregnation?
Is it even possible to undress in the game? I played till after the shiü crashed, cause I don't want to play 500 hours and then having to delete everything for the full version
Yes, there is nudity and swapping different panties.
Yeah, they made underwear for the release version. In Glassdoor reviews of the company some troony whines about how Larian designers saw no problem making it possible for a thief to steal equipped underwear.
>In Glassdoor reviews of the company some troony whines about how Larian designers saw no problem making it possible for a thief to steal equipped underwear.
LMAO BASED
>its true
zero ass
There is plenty of ass there what the frick are you talking about. Porn has scrambled your brain.
>Larian said that there will be marriage
>Larian said that there will be marriage
Source please
That's a man
There's no marriage
Can I romance a goblin woman or not. That's all I wanna know
What a hideous troony.
you are gay
Don’t you guys get tired of the same arguments everyday
Yeahhhh... gonna have to wait for modders to fix her body to picrel
I fricking love AIslop.
good morning sirs
>AIshit
fricking gross
how do you even overlook something as glaring as the tumor elbow in the upper left quadrant
it's over
My brain unironically becomes like this when I see a certain co-worker at my job. She's been married over a year but her husband hasn't impregnated the hell out of her. What gives? I would not be able to keep my hands off her if I were her husband. Anyways thanks for reading my blogpost, goodnight anons.
Post this image to instantly make all Larian shills (or Black folk as I like to call them) explode with cope
Top right unironically looks like a derpy anime girl though. lol, lmao even. You just defeated your own argument. YOU COPE. :3
You gotta be over 18 to post, Black person.
Both of the bottom ones looks like fricking aliens
>nerfing the eyebrows
absolute homosexual
>insert Arnold horseface sex copypasta
I hate that the ideal attractive female appearance for the western world is a basically a man. How screwed up is the western education system is to think that feminine appeal = disgusting?
only black women and obese people are allowed to have curves
>listing gone from g-games
t-they're just updating it, r-right?
Swen personally broke into your house to steal your copy of BG3 so he could sell it again to fuel his raging plate armor addiction
Nope it's getting removed then relisted. It's why they told everyone to delete everything
>He didn't uninstall it
You're a moron, enjoy buying it again
Name 1 (one) doujin that does this.
Use your post numbers. That's it.
Christ coomer memes get less funny with each iteration
Larian needs to take whoever designs the armor in their games out back and put two slugs onto their plate so they can have a fine dish of escargot
over designed ugly garbage, so awful to look at
its a mod you moron
>the absolute cope from westBlack folk when their AAA slop gets called out for having fridge bodied manfaced "women"
This is like seeing losers on Ganker seethe about manga
>homosexuals keep trying to say women look like men
you
are
gay
Ever think about who would be mad about people finding women attractive?
It's pretty obvious that trannies are seething about sex appeal returning to games
Is there a futa mod yet?
>Mod
It's included in vanilla
REAL???
Futa npcs exist too?
Yes
What the frick
Yeah I'm buying this.
I'll turn this game into a better porn game than skyrim
Karlach has a massive futa wiener and the NPCs joke about not being able to take it up their orifices.
No, I am not joking.
Futa literally means "both", so it's supposed to mean both dick and vegana. You can be a chick with a dick, which, as you know, is just a guy with breasts.
>i'm not actually gay, i just like dicks
It's not like I'm into penis, I was only clarifying things for those who seem to be. Yes.
western gaming is so starved that this is considered hyper sexy.
>man fricking woman
is more gay than
>futa fricking woman
Yuri troon cope
Self inserting is EVERYTHING
Faceless male= Literally me
t.
Is that Chris-chan?
Why do you want to watch a man frick a woman instead of two women (one of them has a dick) fricking?
Watching a naked man is pretty gay
Because i am the man
you will never have sex
you will never have a woman love you
cope harder incel
Diner plate forehead
she cute
ywnbaw
BILLIONS MUST TRANSITION
BILLIONS MUST SKYPE
>troony VA
Lol
Huh?
nice hair, eyes, mouth but unfortunately she rolled a manjaw
oh well, we can't have it all
think about it anon, if you had a son with her, perhaps he'd come out normal looking, not a chinlet like yourself
that is a good point
I've no doubt that there are men out there who would kill for that jaw
her face is round, which is the typical shape for a proper biological woman, homosexual
i can only judge based on the pic that's in front of me and that shit is not 'round', homosexual
youre comparing a girl who has stopped growing to woman who is fully grown out
and if you call that round, especially considering it's a 3/4 angle, then youre deliberating being an butthole
hasnt*
>youre comparing a girl who has stopped growing to woman who is fully grown out
I dunno the age of the pic I posted but I seriously doubt she's going to develop a square jaw in like ~5 years. The overall aspect won't change and despite the angle you can clearly see that it is 'round'.
I'm not in that fight, just posting what I like
though personally I also wouldn't mind a bit more curves
you know that a lot of asian woman are ugly as frick even with no jaw?
You are just posting really good looking woman, the jaw is not the determining factor here.
Those women aren't even good looking, Asian girls like
using metric frickloads of make-up and are even craftier than women of any other race in making their face look different than what is really underneath.
>you know that a lot of asian woman are ugly as frick even with no jaw?
Ofc anon, as always it varies, but like many other men we just prefer to not see (too bug) square jaws on females so I decided to post a few other types to show how it can look much more feminine and therefor, more attractive to males.
>using metric frickloads of make-up
also true but the original pic that started this argument ain't something that was taken right after she woke up either
Here face is square, a typical Germanic trait.
she's english
Why do game developers hate attractive Caucasian females with blonde hair and blue eyes?
Because green eyes are superior
Because blonde hair and blue eyes is the mark of satan. Real whites have green eyes and black, red or brown hair
Picked up
Shill threads begin again lmao
no one here cares about your homosexual troony game
Go wash your face
I care for the coom potential
>review embargo until release
Game will be literally unplayable for like a month at least.
that's okay anon, game is free after all
Improving Shadowheart's genetic lineage!
Shadowheart giving birth to elvish babies!
This is the most forced meme among forced memes. kys
>shoulders larger than hips
>big head
Pathetic forced shill thread, can't wait for these paid homosexuals to stop posting
Can you furry homosexuals frick off with your shitty fetish game already?
>182 replies
So the jannies approve of OP's post style?
I will play Paladin Oath of the Ancients and fix Shadowheart.
Why can't blue women exist irl bros
Where are her breasts? Where are her curves?
>A 5/10 female is the hottest westerners are allowed to make now
Kek
Why is this game suddenly blowing up? Hasn't it been out for years by now? And nobody gave a frick when it launched so i don't see why someone would now
the demo has been out for years, that included only the first chapter, and the devs have gradually been adding more classes to it, but it's still only the demo. This is the full release.
And because it got devs assmad at an actual game with effort in it being released + le epic bear sex meme. A combination of a lot of things plus it being relatively dry in terms of videogames for a good while now, it's a perfect storm.
>Lariat
>Game with effort in it
That ain't it chief.
The reason why people are simping for them now is because the game is way too horny. Just what fantasois love in their dating rpgs
I shit on Larian as much as the next guy but claiming there's no effort in a game this size with 0 copypasting is completely idiotic. The whole point of it pissing shit devs off is that it's actually big and not 'Bethesda big'. It's all unique, start to end.
As for the coomshit, it's blown out of proportion because of the bear meme cutscene. morons think it'll be some sort of hardcore dating sim when it's just the same BS these games always have, two romance dialog options, a scene with awkward kissing and then fade to black and nothing changes. Full nudity is just for clickbait, same thing Cyberpunk did. Whooaa customize your dick, and then never ever use it ingame or have it mentioned ever.
Pretty sure this game has actual fricking. I've seen the storyboard sketches of it from the devs. I am 100% sure the bear shit is censored by the squirrel though
you are going to be disappointed
best you can hope for is Bioware/CD Projekt RED sex scenes, which are shit but they are almost certainly all like the bear sex, just a fade to black.
anon the first chapter alone is bigger than most games these days
That doesn't mean much. It's like Witcher 3. First chapter was huge then the last 2 were over in an hour
That was early access demo. Actual game comes out in 5 hours. CANT FRICKING WAIT
made mah day
>Game with gay bear sex also has bikini armor
I just don't know what's going on anymore
Look man. Variety is king. Absolute freedom is the way. Kill what you want. take what is yours.
>moronic clickbait devs went all in on giving all the characters unique underwear
my most elusive of fetishes, risen to the surface for nefarious, accidental reasons... but nevertheless, here it stands.
>Mods start deleting all threads criticizing BG3
LOL and tards here tell you that there are no shill campaigns on /veh/, for shame
I don't think I've ever seen a shilling campaign as relentless as BG3's. Even Elden Ring's pre-launch shilling on this board pales in comparison.
That's because people were sick of Le Dark souls v6, so only the shills were around, while this has around 50% shills and 50% consumer sheeps hyped
When is the game coming out, anyways?
in 6 hours
It varies by timezones dumbasses
The time of release varies between timezones, the TIME TO RELEASE doesn't
You fricking ape
12 hours
uhh? i thought it was like 6 hours
In about 6 hours
Like her but looks generic. Will slam the orc instead.
five hours and fifty-two minutes
Current Ganker would insult morrigan if dragon age origins came out today. The absolute state of this homosexual infested mindbroken board cherrypicking frames.
I come back occasionally because I like to call people morons and Black folk, but it's sad to experience as an adult and see that this really was the edgy childrens club
They would call her an sjw bossgirl or whatever twitter lingo is the norm these days
>biodrones latching onto bg3
I guess we now know why it's infested with pointless romance shit
I don't know where this plap meme came from but it didn't originate from here. It's never been funny not even once.
Take one wild guess where you'd assume it'll come from
The biggest question is why the 3DPD spamming normalgay losers haven’t been laughed off of the board and site yet
I'm going to frick this b***h so hard she starts worshiping Selune.
notice anything?
That you've played EA for 2000 fricking hours?
I have 160+ hours over here... but 2000 is a lot. You probably played all the paths.
It's like 5 h content, what have you done? Replayed the same and same content 300+times?
You could've actually finish a PhD in that time.
>based on dnd 5e
gross
You play DnD you're automatically a sexless incel
You're playing a video game based on it. You're the janny version of me.
Her face is great, just need some mod for some curves.
Braindead yellow-fever trannies jerking to kpop need no apply
This game is troony central, dude.
This
She needs some curves badly. Her face is okay.
Needs some curves to her jawline and some shoulder reduction surgery >>
Has companion customization been confirmed? Do you can correct Their design decisions
>anything over 40kg
It's so hilarious that trannies mindbroke you moronic Black folk so much that you go into paranoid histrionics every time you see a picture of a woman lol
what even is this? schizo language? Like ebonics for morons?
Hit a nerve did I?
How about you actually respond to my post instead of acting like you didn't understand what I wrote
%41
I legit have no idea what you said. It looked like you were having a stroke.
Well let me simplify it for you moron-kun
You think about trannies so much that you tricked yourself into being angry and paranoid at every picture of a woman you see, which I find amusing.
I think the girls in BG3 are cute anon. A lot better than whatever that Fable monstrosity was, or that lesbian from tlou2
>think the girls in BG3 are cute anon.
Me too, which Is why I am mocking the troony obsessed gays here
Ah. See, your rage was too intense. I thought YOU were the troony obsessed gay
Found the troony. You will never be a woman.
Keep seething
Keep being paranoid
Keep thinking about, and seeing trannies everywhere lol
dude, this thread's serisously warped your vocabulary
imagine how you sound to normal people
Do you think I use chanspeak IRL moron?
zoomer meme
kys
Do NOT plap me.
>DONT PLAY THIS GAME BROS
>BECAUSE IM SEEING TRANNIES IN THE SHADOW!
Is this a female or a male?
does it matter
Yeah it fricking does. I'm not gonna be tricked into homosexuality
This isn't what she looks like in the game now. I've never seen her with that weird haircut. She is a cutie now.
Just post anime until they get banned.
I really suck at this I get baited too easily. Just shitposting until the game is out anyway.
>playing vidya = becoming gay
you're already a lost cause, homo
>Ganker
>playing vidya
Oh, tell us more how nothing has influence on it at all. Kek. Dkpar
You trannies have been kvetching that the "females" are not trannies.
I have provided you with a picture of a character. Is it a male or a female?
does it matter? both are sex
>elf
Does it matter?
its not feminine enough so its a pass anyway
that is a gay man (You)
male
wtf why am I the first to answer? was this some sword-in-the-stone you must be based, red pilled, race-realist, troony-wise and live on /misc/ for 10 years to have the courage to answer?
I looked at the picture and answered the question, it is that simple. He looks male.
If you want me to look harder. It's the brow ridge. It's the mouth area and jaw below the mouth.
No, it is apparently a female, and going by board sentiment, one of the most beloved romance options.
Make of that what you will.
Moreover, do not talk about male jawlines or brow ridges. All of that is excused because "she" is a drow elf. Apparently, drow elves have male facial features and cranial anatomy.
Interesting anon.
I think this is one of those cases were the 'trusted game experts' say it's a women so mostly gamers listen and believe.
tbh just imagine he had an Adams apple and you see it.
btw I didn't say jawline, women can have that jawline, but I have never seen a women with that mouth nor chin area.
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
Pretty sad to see the Shazam discord reduced to LE troony shitposts.
>proof is provided that the females are so masculinized that it's physically impossible to call them female in good faith
>trannies deflect and pivot, dismissing the argument outright
Fascinating.
kino schizoposting
>is this a female or a male, anons?
>does it matter?!
>it doesn't matter!
>does it even matter?
Yeah, I don't think anyone ITT thinks it's schizoposting, save for your resetera buttbuddies, buddy.
it doesn't matter because its a drow elf
Oh, I take it drow elves are canonically transsexuals in Larian's version of DnD.
Let me get this straight, one female is a dysgenic mutant with no nose, one female is a manfaced half-elf with male proportions, one female is a canon transsexual, and one female is a hypermasculine dyke that jokes about anally raping the main character.
Please engage in good faith, am I far off? No memes, no quips, just cordially answer the question.
yes, you're absolutely right about each of those
please keep spreading awareness, your seethe matters
>Please engage in good faith
why would anyone else do this when you clearly haven't?
The female that is pictured in the OP has male proportions. Head to stature ratio is 8.6, whereas female head to stature ratio is 6.5. Even amateur artists know this. Female upper limb to torso ratio is 0.5-0.6, in this case it's 0.3.
So, by proportions alone, the character is evidently not designed as female.
This is a good faith argument.
The drow ranger has a masculine facial structure. I posted a picture, and no one has been able to dispute the fact. Her facial structure is identical to that of the male vampires. Same symmetrical ratios, same jaw angles, same forehead to brow ridge, to nose ratios.
This is a good faith argument.
The female that is designed as an Anavar-abusing female bodybuilder has dialogue lines in the game where she jokes about penetrating the main character's orifices.
This is a good faith argument.
I'm not reading your gay schizopost
Obsessed
>head to stature ratio is 8.6, whereas female head to stature ratio is 6.5
Classical head to body ratio is 8.0 for men and 7.5 for women, she has exactly 7.5. Didn't read further, homosexual, stop wasting everyone's time
https://en.wikipedia.org//wiki/Body_proportions
>inb4
Her weight and height are publicly available. You can readily employ the formula and substantiate your (false) assertions. You won't, because you are a troony apologist.
https://anatomymasterclass.com/anatomy-video-lessons/human-figure-proportions
Black person I literally googled. Kys.
>On average this ratio is between 1 to 6.5 and 1 to 8.
>Once again, you have to remember that human body proportions described here describe the classical male body, with the total height of the figure being 8 times the height of the head.
>In the female body, the body to head ratio is different.
Evidently, you didn't even read the article you posted, because it corroborates my assertions to the T.
Is there a reason why you wouldnt post the next line?
Why is Shadoheart's head to body ratio 8.6? Isn't she a woman?
Her ratio is 7.5 though.
this isn't a real argument. it's just incel autism.
>Please engage in good faith,
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>Please engage in good faith
It must be sad that even the lgb people are starting to turn against you
Almost as sad as seeing shazamgays losing YET AGAIN!
Seethe more, I feed off of your tears
It doesn't matter because it makes homosexuals like you seethe endlessly
Rent free 24/7
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
hey! that isn't safehorny!
>game has characters like this.
>have to romance ugly manfaced hags instead
It's all tiresome...
I haven't seen bikini armor in ages
Why would anyone chop their dick off and call themselves a woman?
Needs breasts bigger than the head, then I'm interested
And people call troonyposters obsessed
The real threat in these inflation gays who are obsessed with grotesque Blackal proportions.
>inflation
Don't care about air, I just like fat meaty breasts that can squeeze your whole dick in one go
>If I reply to the same post multiple times I can make it look like everyone is agreeing with me!
she's ugly, we dont need to go so far into realism autism
if all women in BG3 are trannies
does that make you more angrier or hornier?
>Just draw some shit over the original meme
Chuds can't meme
NAS
the hair color is all wrong
I was more inspired by the wigs they use in real life, that way it hurts more.
you study that stuff?
All i care about is seeing trannies seethe.
I need to. It's not a hope or a dream.
It's like a hunger. A thirst.
Does that answer your question?
All I hear is:
>I constantly look at trannies
>I constantly think about trannies
>I constantly talk about trannies
Bullshit.
You said it yourself gay.
>outing yourself as a non gamer this easily
>All i care about is seeing trannies
just quoting your post buddy
>not respecting Jack's strength
Couldn't be me.
So being a true "gamer" means I have to be obsessed with trannies all day every day?
this anon has a thirst for trannies
You wish troony
There you go, the classic.
IAS
Damn so many transphobic incels in this thread.
you will never be a _____
"phobic" isnt the adequate word, I just feel disgust and repulse. Trannies are revolting, I unironically would rather look at a femboy being dicked than a troony
it is what it is
>literal tranime
Don't worry sister, these incels will never experience love and intimacy while our sisterhood will stay strong, valid and gorgeous.
Unfortunately this board became election tourist central, eons ago, due to GG.
>Ganker - mathematics
>several trannies are unironically revealing themselves
>unique IP count doesn't go up
Yet again, the "people" that have been calling you incels for liking feminine women, were unironic men-in-wigs.
Yikes
Anyways. Hope this game gets as much mod support as Skyrim. Already impressed with what they came out with in EA.
She looks too plain and normal to wear that exotic armor, they've really managed to capture the essence of the lazy uninspiring amoral modern woman with Shadowheart. She does have glimpses of the exotic beautiful woman though so its a weird one.
Do you think we'll get the GoG version today?
if they were smart they'd wait a couple weeks before a gog release
All versions come out at the same time, moron.
I'm talking about the pirated version, will it be uploaded today?
gog version doesnt have DRM so yeah a few hours after the release piratebros should be able to play too
>a few hours after the release piratebros should be able to play too
I wonder if that's true, I'm worried the download speed is gonna be fricking abysmal since no one will be seeding at first.
What are the stickers for? They are digital, aren't they?
You can print them on your printer if you want them to be physical, moron.
>cool new game comes out
>game has several female companions clearly designed to be attractive and with no masculine features
>all schizoid Gankerirgins can talk about is if the obviously female characters are trannies or not
Ganker needs a new board, /trn/ so you fricking Black folk can practice your hobby, talking about trannies, and let the rest of us alone.
is this a female :
/trn/, pronounced like troon.
I like it.
dunno what's going on here exactly but all I see is that homosexuals, Black folk, israelites, nationalities, religions, etc etc, everyone gets mocked here and in other places 24/7 however.. nothing happens
and yet, for some reason, sometimes when you start mocking trannies you begin seeing some angry (You)'s directed at the mocker, with the most common being the 'obsessed' counter.
it's a rather interesting phenomenon and no need to reply btw, it's just an observation/commentary.
>the most common being the 'obsessed' counter.
But it's the perfect counter since it's true and It makes you obsessed gays seethe endlessly.
its almost like trannies are the worst types of humans, with mental weakness of a woman and emotional weakness of a man.
the reason is you fricking schizos cant talk about anything else and have to derail everything to a troony discussion which is absolutely pointless and often consist on calling random people on the internet a troony, its tiresome and absurd
Most of them kill themselves anyway.
>i-is that a non-recessed jawline?!?
>aaaaaaa help me Black personman im going insane
is this a female or a male :
It's a simple question, yet no one has been able to answer it so far.
Its a fictional character that isnt even in the game, whats your point?
Why can you not answer the question. It's not a trick question. Is it a male or a female?
It is an actual romanceable companion. Is it a male or a female?
Why are you evading?
>Why can you not answer the question
Because it's very obvious it's a female?
Keep seething tho lol
Hm, this is awkward. It is obvious, yet...
What gives? Care to elaborate?
>Care to elaborate?
Some dude wanted to make you seethe, and succeeded.
Can you substantiate that you are not "that" dude? How did you come to the conclusion that it was a female character? What gave it away?
>What gave it away?
...the fact that the chest clearly curves towards the torso, in a sign that she had boobs, however small?
Also it's literally the same character everyone has been talking about for half the thread obsessed schizo.
The character in the picture has a lower chest curvature than the male vampire, pictured in the same poster.
Does that mean the male vampire is also a female, going by your heuristics?
>I'm severely autistic and have spend so many hours looking at trannies on the internet and talking about them and their wieners that I no longer can determine the gender of a clearly gendered character
Yeah we knew but thanks for clarifying it
You stated that you determined the character is female by the curvature on the clothes, implying breasts.
I counter-argued that the male vampire pictured in the same poster has a considerably bigger curvature, implying pecks and a tight-fitting shirt.
By your heuristics, the male vampire is actually female.
If it was "clearly gendered" the board wouldn't have trouble making the determination, and we wouldn't have hundreds of posts decrying the characters as masculinized and transsexual. You don't see anyone calling Y'shtola from FFXIV, Cammy from SF6, or Nina from Tekken masculinized transsexuals.
Yet, they do for BG3's characters. Why is that?
Anon serious question, do you have the 'tism?
I mean normal people dont need to calculate the curvature of anything to determine someones gender
You may want to get checked
No, but when I have to engage with mentally ill activists, I have to use deductive reasoning and data. That urges them to respond with newspeak buzzwords, samegay, and parrot "incel" a trillion times.
It makes my case, and the lurkers come to realize the astroturfing that takes place in this board.
Nah I think you do have the 'tism
You are making my case.
Anon I'm sorry but autism isn't a newspeak buzzword, is a real thing.
>I have to use deductive reasoning and data.
What a fricking goober lmao
24/7, rent free
>This is what obssesed chuds believe its happening when they hijack a thread to talk about wieners and trannies
whos making all these pics lmao wtf
Various people but mainly a French anon, he sometimes posts new ones on Ganker.
Or maybe you're just a disingenuous Black person who cherrypicks angles to support his troony obsession
Okay bro, keep thinking about trannies or whatever
Is this a picture you used to substantiate the character is female? I can't even tell at this point.
>It is obvious, yet...
God you write like such a massive gay
>Hm, this is awkward. It is obvious, yet...
Talking like an anime character is not the cool ass move you think it is
>Hm, this is awkward. It is obvious, yet...
This is the kind of person that comes into vidya threads to talk about trannies, autistic fedoralords talking like an anime villain
Trans women are women
What would you do if you had sex with a women but learned that she is actually a post op transgender?
Unironically kill him
you can always tell trannies apart from real women
Only delusional, mentally ill trannies genuinely believe there are men-in-wigs that can "pass" and sufficiently fool heterosexual males into penetrating their open, pus-filled wounds.
In reality, they are not fooling anyone, and everyone, even toddlers, can readily tell they are males in clown makeup.
Man idgaf about all this shit
Mods will make girls super sexy
Mods will add so much coom stuff
Rejoyce bros
I want to put my human semen inside her tight elf pussy, bros.
BREED BREED BREED
I avoided BG3 because every single thread has been coomer themed so I just assume it's a low quality WEG.
Cool, you should have kept avoiding it instead of posting something so worthless.
Just letting you know. Bye.
That's definitely a man
Has anyone made a pregnant mod yet, out of immense interest?
pregnancy is actually in the base game, believe it or not.
Don’t lie to me
There are multiple pregnant NPCs but I don't think player/companions can do it.
Model swap mod needed asap, unplayable otherwise
Source I don't believe it
should I buy the gog version or steam version?
>pic related, what I'm going to do to my harem
>Should I get the version with DRM or without?
Gee, hard question...
>to my harem
who's telling him?
GOG
no DRM
no obligatory launcher
GOG, steam is cancer.
Steam is based. You don't belong on Ganker if you hate steam.
Does she have cute feet tho
when does this shit come out, 4h? I uninstall the early access right?
they call her shadowfeet but I haven't seen them myself
I honestly find it hilarious how plap plap get pregnant became a meme. Please never stop.
Every twitter meme made by a Japanese will immediately be imported here.
It's a meme from
Nah, its origin is from the Jap pedo who popularized UUUOOOOHHH.
It literally isn't. Why would a jap use western onomatopoeia?
Because it wasn't. Just like crying emoji didn't use to mean "I wanna frick that little girl"
If governments won’t do anything about falling birth rates maybe memetic magic will do it’s thing
what should I get in the shop to eat and drink later today when the game comes out?
I got some milkshakes, chocolate, pizza pockets, a handgun, some baby oil, 15g of crystal meth, an oz of weed and enough booze to kill myself if the need arises and a gallon of water
That armor looks horrible on her.
Wait so people said that demon tiefling whatever lady has a dick?
Where the hell are you getting that from?
They are hoping.
Why would someone hope a woman has a dick?
You'd have to be mentally ill to hope for something like that.
>Why would someone hope a woman has a dick?
They are homosexuals.
>shooting the messenger
Answer the question
I don't fricking care, stop thinking about penis unless it's yours being used to frick a woman you fruity lala homosexual man.
>his thinks he can tell me what to do
Just answer the question you chicken.
Your question has been answered multiple times
They're a very ugly woman.
What do you fricking want me to do about that, homosexual?
"She" has a dialogue where she jokingly threatens to penetrate your orifices.
Unironically.
>she jokingly threatens to penetrate your orifices.
Hot
deny then justify
damn, NPC's never change do they?
Sent what? I'm not that other anon.
Not the same person, tardo.
Where's the screencap? I'll kill it if it does have a dick.
Isn't that the drow lady?
???
Are you morons really that dense? you dont need a wiener to penetrate someone, I dont know the dialogue line in question but its probably talking about sticking something (ie a weapon) up your ass
her tail would be my guess
she has a tail, r-right?
Why did they model her from a dude then?
>You stated
>I counter-argued
>By your heuristics
homie just stop
>medieval setting
>perfectly shaved women
Where's the pubes?!?!
We prefer silk purses, not pig’s ears around these parts
Its magical medieval setting they use magic to shave only drows have pubes
can't wait until paid (or even worse unpaid) shills stop posting 1 week after launch because their game is utter trash like flopspoken, diablo 4, dead space remake, hogwarts kekacy, etc
>Look at a woman.
>Immediately start thinking "but what if she had a penis?"
troony-obsessed people are on par with futa-lovers in that they cannot look at a female without imagining them with a wiener. Bunch of fricking queers.
How is Cleric Life Domain 1 / Wizard any 11? Seen a rec for this since wizard apparently doesn’t need level 12 that much and likes the heavy armor proficency.
It's charming in a goofy way, unlike the pleb dross this place usually comes up with these days. Reminds you somewhat of pre-2010 /b/...
Works for both teams as well.
It's kinda funny when gays here go on moralistic crusades again degeneracy or whatever, ON Ganker.
It's literally always projection.
https://news.yahoo.com/accused-capitol-rioter-yelled-police-145625551.html?guccounter=1
Okay moron
lmao who do you think is going to spend time on your tldr tinfoil Twitter MS Paint creation, shizo?
cool
this guy thinks losing your virginity before 18 is child abuse lmao
It is when you get raped by a homosexual older than you
Like half of these answers are 15-16-17
I guess you think having sex at 16 is something weird and sick
I saw people that in the span of one thread go from decrying gays and trannies as being pedos to defending child brides and "le perfect breeding age"
It's even funnier when you realise that they go on these long tirades, but on a website where you are no more than two clicks away from some of the most vile degenerate shit you can find online, and YET THEY STILL ACT SMUG
homosexual.
Hit a nerve did I?
you have nothing to stand on gay.
You hold absolutely no moral high ground over me as long as you are posting on Ganker, deep down you know this but cope by making seethe posts endlessly.
most people on Ganker right now are eternal tourists that came here after 2016 and dont know shit about boards culture or how Ganker really was back in the day
>that came here after 2016
I will never forgive /misc/ for what they did to this site
have a nice day cancerous gaygays.
Hmm, no.
Why don't YOU have a nice day you cancerous tourist tumor?
Frick off back to your den of scum and homosexualry cancerous homosexual animal.
Does every reaction image you have saved revolve around trannies?
May God make you have and then not have, israelite tool.
>gay!
>wiener!
>troony!
>this woman looks like a dude! I bet """she""" has a huge, girthy, veiny wiener!
>I can't play this game because the women are not feminine enough, I have to calculate the jaw to forehead ratio of NPCs to make sure I dont get a boner from looking at a man!
Get cancer dishonest gay.
Deuteronomy 23
I'm not clicking your video essay about trannies thank you
Eat shit gay.
Leviticus 20 13
I dont know what that image means sorry I'm not mentally ill
>needing magic to shave in a medieval setting
It’s a fricking blade you knuckle-dragging morons they weren’t cavemen
quarter elves
>t-that's not how it w-wor-
quarter elves NOW
>is this a female or a male?
Onahole.
I do wish everyone who isn'ta furry or a LGBT to have fun on release, I might wait a bit before I play although I do own the game, got other stuff to do and there is likely to be bugs that will be quickly patched. I think Synthetic Man on YT is going to stream BG3 so I may watch that.
buy an ad, homosexual
3 and a half hours is too long I wanna play now
MAN
This, but unironically.
She's cute in that flawed, girl-next-door, way.
this is a homosexual game made by homosexuals for homosexuals. I'll pass on it. its just simply isnt for me. since I am not a homosexual.
>since I am not a homosexual.
>posts on Ganker
Uhhhhhh...
>3 hours to go
i cant