>play diablo 1 for first time. >warrior. >steam rolling the entire game. >get to first hell level

>play diablo 1 for first time
>warrior
>steam rolling the entire game
>get to first hell level
>can't hit steel lords at all
>125% chance to hit
cool, very cool frick this piece of shit game and frick boomers

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wait until you get to lvl 16 and every other mob is a teleporting wizard on top of those steel lords

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes, literally

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the game gets filtered off my priorities, just like any old TES game. Can't believe you frickers used to play that shit when Quake and Half-Life were out.
      Everytime someone calls me a "stupid zoomer who likes CoD" I just tell them about old DOOM WADs and they realize they're fricking morons and wasted their lives playing click simulator.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Half-Life is for gays. That is your problem.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But Doom is better than CoD though? I understand why do you have shit taste, you never lived through golden age of gaming and all you have is same shit over and over again just with different polish. But why do you seek validation to your shit opinions here so badly?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OK zoomer

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Diablo aged poorly. Masochistic gameplay is outdated.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just because there is a modern trend for making videogames babie mode does not mean Diablo aged poorly, it means you got brainwashed to not like the things you used to like.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nta and it most definitely aged poorly in various ways. Still a great game but it feels like a museum sort of experience to play it now. It was a product of its time in good and bad.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol i clocked that game when i was 10 years old
    git gud you embarrassing homosexual

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    many games are trendsetters and legends and products of their time.
    Of course, in hindsight, computer games from back then were very primitive, but at the time when video games didn't exist and people played Pong, this was groundbreaking and very immersive.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a skill issue.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how? it's all dice roll shit in the background

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ....so should I play it? How can I even get it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, watch a playthrough. Game is all about atmosphere and you can get it by watching vids, gameplay sucks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up, zoomer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up, zoomer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's boring, monotonous crap. Everything is brown and black. D2 is better in every way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Download DevilutionX from here: https://github.com/diasurgical/devilutionX
      Extract it to a folder, then search for "DIABDAT.MPQ" on google, download it and copy it to your DevilutionX folder.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GOG is the best place to get it these days. They have it for 10 dollars with the Hellfire expansion. It's worth playing at least once just to experience the roots of the ARPG genre. It's a quick game anyway, it's literally one town and a single 16 level dungeon.. Probably takes like 6 hours for a total playthrough

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Had zero problems going through the entire game as a pure melee sword and board warrior. Legit skill issue on your end.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i cant believe they dont teach critical thinking in schools anymore

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer can't handle difficulty
    Shocking

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue, better keep playing fortnite, zoomie

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I literally beat this game at 10 years old
    get fricking good

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >someone thought dex and magic was useless for warriors

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Huh? How the frick do you frick up so badly? You're a warrior. Get in their face and mash M1 what the frick.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ARPGs are an objectively shit genre because they're designed and balanced around low apm morons using a mouse to do everything
    the whole genre can be boiled down to attack enemy until your hp is low, then heal and kite and attack again
    if you start adding complex and skill demanding mechanics on top of that it's no longer an ARPG

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if you start adding complex and skill demanding mechanics on top of that it's no longer an ARPG

      why not?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        because by then you've turned the game into a regular rpg with an isometric camera
        why not just make the game first person at that point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thats why victor vran is the best arpg
      you can jump with it

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just summon skeletons

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's your chance to hit against 0 enemy defense.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have to dump everything into dex

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be a completionist with this game.
    You don't rush for the exits like a c**t.
    Clear all the floors even if you find the exit and you will level up smoothly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's helps alot if you save before changing floors and teleporting back to town. Every time you reload the merchant In town will have different inventory and you can eventually find what you need. I consider a bit of savescumming a fair tradeoff since you can't replay levels and rng can really screw you over on this one

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    play torchlight 1

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    git gud, I just beat it with a warrior not too long ago by spamming firewall

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting filtered by Diablo 1 lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'action"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""rpg

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, dude, it is a crpg with pseudo-realtime actions. Action was NEVER main part until Median gays and d3 call-of-duty fans had arrived and ruined fricking everything with their adhd mandatory "moveskills". Not being able to play real actions like quake and ut due to the lack of skill, they had decided to move into slow genres, but also were unable to find satisfaction due to strange numbers and different symbols affecting their chance to hit, which was an incomprehensible concept for them.

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