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man she did not age well
That’s not even her real face anymore, hasn’t been for a long time.
She looks pretty hot for a modern 37 year old you closet homosexual
>nooo i don't like bimbos
Grow up.
>She looks pretty hot for a third degree burn victim your closet homosexual
Wait she's only 37 and already looks like that? Man that's rough.
she's only thirty seve-ACK
Avril is 38.
if he didnt get hte tattoos and didnt bleach her hair she would still be amazing. Now she's okay.
Her tattoos are hot.
I see she's upgraded from chasing skater boys
that's one way of putting it
>went from CHAD Kroeger to some moronic looking Black person
is this some female midlife crisis or what
Yes, a large part of women rebounding is them going “how can I hurt my ex the most”
tyga literally looks like an extinct species of african humanoid from the side.
Avril never dated skater boys, she didn't even know how to skate, she was just a poser and everyone with more than a braincell and who wasn't a horny frick could see that.
>have perfect genes
>ruin them
i laugh all day long at hoes but i actually think she was perfect (minus the mental illness) and that makes me sad
who's the girl on the left? her daughter? avril has such a big head compared to her.
>that's 37
Holy shit. She looks older than my mom, and she's in her 50s.
damn anon you shouldn't have mentioned her age, that makes it worst, i thought she was late 40s
>i like bimbos
Enjoy pressing your lips up against that bat guano/foreskin cream lathered face, homosexual.
>"anon you don't like literal crack prostitutes who can't cover up their stretch marks with billion dollar budgets"
Her face looks like mold injected plastic and silicone which has just been hit with a bucket of paint and put through ten filters. Combine that with all the diseased israelites and Black folk she's slept with and you're taking a very embarrassing trip to the doctor if you stick your dick in it...
>t.boomer
looks like a man doing drag, and you're calling him a closet gay?
she hot
she was whenever that transformers movie came out
>2007
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT I'VE DOOOOOOOOOOOONE
>chester died 6 years ago
this was the moment i stopped finding white girls attractive
so homely
I BOGGED MYSELF
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
Take me back
Look at her thumbs.
TWITTER IS MAKING FUN OF US!
https://twitter.com/ppPepoComfy/status/1666204377218965556
how do we stop them bros?>
It's called getting bogged. She went overboard with plastic surgery.
MGK must've punched her a few times, Jesus Christ what a banshee
Didn't she out of the blue get plastic surgery and completely frick her own shit up.
It’s the plastic surgery.
that's what happens when you keep going under the knife in the relentless pursuit of maintaining youth
Her plastic surgery makes her look too unnatural, and they stupid inflated lips certainly don't help.
>He bought
>Switch ze girls wit ze trannies
>zen doomp eet
women are not meant to age well, as soon as they turn 30 they lose most of their beauty, this is how nature intended it since women are not very fertile at that age.
Would still cuddle
>man she did not age well
No, she didn't BOGGED well.
Not that I'm denying this woman tried plastic surgery to "avoid" aging, but why is the After shot a shitty grainy zoomed in shot of her mid-expression instead of a high quality neutral face like the Before? If she really is bogged then surely a proper comparison will show this as well?
Left: photoshoot
Right: paparazzi shot
I wonder if has done a photoshoot since the boggening
It remains a pretty worthless comparison. If she looks worse that should be evident from a proper comparison as well. It's not like she's a hermit. Surely she's on a red carpet or in a film, rather than this grainy LQ pap pic.
>man she did not age well
Californians are living in literal Escape From L.A. tier dystopia.
It's funny how the lesser Escape movie turned out to be the most on the nose with future predictions, remember Pam Grier played a troony warlord in that one as well
Brazil did it too but that was more on nose than anything.
>man
you could say that again
people hit the wall way worse, way younger
below 30 and my beard is graying
Did ya head hair go grey first? I'm 30 this year and getting a shit load of greys but none on my beard.
now this has got my thinking why my arm hair/chest hair ain't going grey, why is it only the head.
just strands of hair in my beard
I have darkbrown beard but some bronze/ginger hairs mixed in between them. Those hairs are graying and it sticks out pretty obviously in the otherwise dark hair
My head doesn't have any grays as far as I can see, yet
I guess the stress and loneliness does that
below 30 and I can't even grow a beard
meds. now.
The Call and the Wall wait for no thot.
the wall takes no prisoners
>The Wall on their way to answer their next call.
I thought it was CGI.
She was never hot. She had the body of a 12 year old boy. No ass, no breasts, no hood, almost zero muscle mass.
*hips
Fricking spell check
Contrarianism has rotten your brain.
Those are fake.
This feels like a horribly dated way to sell your game
>Hey guys look! Hot girl!
Women are not objects to sell your product. Have some class.
Nah this is good.
The West is healing.
The return of booth babes soon bros.
>The return of booth babes soon bros.
I want to believe.
>Women are not objects to sell your product.
She signed off on it, so she's fine with it.
Frick off back to r3ddit
We've come full circle from
>Booth babes are hot
To
>Booth babes are degrading and sexist
To
>Stop demonising weapon being sexual and let women do work they wanna do, sex work is real work
And booth babes return
>booth babes return
>but now they look like men
the worst timeline
it's okay because she isn't hot anymore
>This feels like a horribly dated way to sell your game
Not because it is a hot girl but because it's Megan Fox. She has not be relevant for years. She was fine as hell in 2 and a half men though.
They hated him because he spoke the truth.
>This feels like a horribly dated way to sell your game
>Hey guys look! Hot girl!
Peeminist seething
Tick tock!
no anon people LIKE hot girls they forgot the hot part.
Honestly thought this was going to be a BLIZZARD HAS troonyS IN DIABLO bait thread
ugh this...
I don't think of women as objects when I'm attracted to them though
And you'd think they would have chosen someone who hasn't aged like milk the way MF did.
1. this is a really insulting insincere attempt to pander to a crowd they ostracized for a fricking decade, anyone that falls for this is a fricking moron, blizzard needs to die, it only makes garbage video games
2. it's an attempt to get people culture warring about the add and basically advertising the game for free
objectification is normal and everyone does it to each other all the time for all sorts of reasons
>incase
Literally who?
>Search for her
>37
How about a no.
20 years out of date megan fox with terrible plastic surgery
Uh, so, um, objectification of women to shill products to white males is back on the menu again? Not that I'm complaining, just checking if the narrative is really changing.
that's a fricking man lmao
why are all women bogged now guys, its so depressing
I really do not understand the boggification of women in the last handful of years
I think they want to look like androgynous males.
No it's trying to make themselves look like the models who have naturally larger cheekbones and fuller lips you see in magazines.
I wouldn't understand the broken mind of women. But I imagine social media can't be a good feeling for modern women. The second you're 27+ you start seeing yourself in competition with the prettiest 18-25 year olds that dominate the tiktok and insta algorithm.
Probably pretty stressful. The more your identity is attached to being "pretty" the worse it hits you.
Those are clearly fake, why are you lusting over 2 kilos of silicone?
moron
There’s some weird cosmetic procedure that takes the fat from their cheeks or some shit. I forget the name
buccal fat removal, the thing is buccal fat makes you look feminine goes away naturally as you age. so for god knows what reason these women are getting surgery to look more masculine and older
Rouge also exists, you know.
>it's real
retvrn to 2007
why are girls from Tennessee so perfect bros
Nothing from Tennessee is perfect, otherwise it wouldn't be from Tennessee.
I dunno I had the best fried chicken I've ever had in Tennessee
hey, it's that conservative news girl that i want to fugg, also thick eyebrows
DO NOT GOOGLE "MEGAN FOX KIDS"
I REPEAT DO NOT GOOGLE
Why? she has three cute daughters.
Bogged to hell but she has 3 (above replacement) healthy and happy aryan kids. In the end, Megan won.
Who names their kid Bodhi though?
why did Beamdog botch the frick out of this artwork with that AI "upgrade"?
Wait, I thought above image was a meme. That's the actual image used in the EE of BG2?
bwahahahahahahahahahaha
Yup. That's the official EE artwork, "upgraded" from what posted which is from the original release.
Just compare the hand. Seemed like they wanted to remove the blood for some reason.
what I posted*
OOF! This is NOT a good look!
Reminder that you have to dox yourself to post on Resetera
qrd?
HUGE yikes
>game about killing demons and shit
>can we like NOT talk about killing stuff?
What exactly are they expecting? I wonder if they flip out at SVU discussing rape
Resetera is filled with people who virtue signal in order to cover up for their creepy behavior in the past.
>moronEra screencap
go back homosexual
when will we get an AI plugin for Gankerx that automatically filters resetera,twitter and reddit screencaps? so tiresome
>Make a critical remark about a shit game
>That shit game is being marketed on the forums
>Get banned
Frick that place.
It's fricking insane to me there are people on this board that actually go there
>Women wanting to look sexy is misogyny
It's actually rather misogynistic to say this, because it implies women only do it for men. And anyone who's actually knows women understands they don't do it for men but do it for themselves and to compete with other women. The fact that men like it is just a bonus.
Of course, you could never actually say this at ReserEra, as the hivemind would just ban you.
Lol women do it for attention from men and women. All women care about is appearances.
this is who blizzard makes video games for and even ~~*"she"*~~ isn't happy
There was SEVERAL. Not 1. Not 2. Not 3. Not 4. AT LEAST 6 or 7 MODERATORS from neogaf (which resetera users are original from) who turned out be actual irl pedos who got jail time.
I once made a moronic joke on NeoGAF that referenced the phrase “grass on the field, play ball,” and was banned by Amir0x of all people lol.
But what do you expect from site owned by a israelite?
>shitesera
these trannies in resetera should die of with 44% suicide rate
Rachel McAdams, Emma Stone and Meghan Fox will always be my celebrity crushes
Say something nice about Megan Fox and her three sons.
..S-Sons???
Why do they A) look like fans, and B) appear as if they've been hit in the face by a fricking brick?
They're gonna get mucho booty. Whod she have them with?
the queer from 90210, not that one, the other one.
just like my porno games
>charlize theron
>angelina jolie
>megan fox
>a bunch others
Why are all their sons trannies? Coincidence?
It's because they are all pedomoms. They prostitute their children out to old politicians/hollywood/etc. In an effort to make them cope with the fact they are getting fricked by old men, they convince their sons they are actually girls.
>known narcissists that think everything in the world involves them in some way
>They have children at a time where all people talk about is trans children
Gee, I wonder what happens here
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Its very common, and among the women they either where at some point or pedo's.
>ignores all the celebrity couples with cis children
statistically there should not be this many among millionare celebs. aren't there only like 2000 trans kids or something?
Munchausen by proxy.
Because they go after your kids and if you get in their way you are a transphobe Nazi. They go "haha oooo maybe your kid is transgender!" If you laugh, you're fricked. If you say no, you're fricked. The only solution is to agree and say "hey yea, maybe!!!" and before you know it they're like "haha I have a wonderful gender specialist I can refer you to! would you like their number?!?!?" Again, if you say no, you're fricked. This is how they rope you in.
jews
At least they are white?
No, she is 1/8 Apachee.
I'm sorry but I still find her to be pretty hot
>literally sucked nourishment from the teat of a 10/10 and probably gets to shower or take baths with mommy
giwtwm
>sons
rolls eyes
googled megan fox kids
mfw
She ruined her face with surgeries but her kids got her good genetics
Lmao her face actually looks uncanny, you just know its a heavy layer of makeup, plastic surgery and photoshop
Anyway not buying your shit game because of some b***h
That's a man
safe horny
BOGGED
THAT'S what Megan Fox looks like now?
damn, that's sad
gross
who's mom is that?
wtf??? thats megan fox??? just sad
The Wall is real
>using real females to advertise your vidya
gaming is healing
any woman that hates being objectified or looked at in a sexual manner is mentally ill
all women want to feel sexy, they're just upset they attract attention from all manners of male instead of just the good looking ones
what fricking year is it? Not because of using a prostitutes to promote your video game, that's based. I mean using fricking megan fox
Which WEG is that?
>and to think, I hesitated
bro even streamers have already started moving on
Man blizzard is really sending mixed signals these days so they are down with objectifying women now again?
only unattractive women
oof
Too old and bogged.
Does she have a daughter?
damn, she is fricking ugly
lol wtf happened to Megan Fox
Time.
I want to rape that one
she fought the wall, and the wall won
The marketing budget for this game is insane and they are trying to market to people who will NEVER play a game like this. For example, fricking dietprada had a paid post on instagram for D4, like what the frick? Does blizzard really think that a fashion commentary influencer has an audience that will see that post and go out and buy the game? Also the extravagant launch party that was the focus of the post, like do you really think drag queens are your target demographic? Fricking braindead.
Bold move to get Madonna for a marketing campaign
Why do we need Megan Fox when we've already got Halsey singing the anthem song?
Sexy women in ads?
I thought that was now verboten in today's pozzed Western society.
It's okay because most people don't have a gilf fetish
>tfw I spent so long jerking it to e-girls i've started liking voluptuous women more
We're going full circle brother, you and me. We're going to make it out of this.
I honestly love it, there's so much stuff I haven't seen.
You know something is dying when it shows you a hot chick to get your attention.
Look at G4.
>Look at G4.
where? who? you mean 2000's G4?
Must be pretty chilly in the winter
yeah but there weren't any hot girls on the reboot of G4. I pretty sure I'm alone in saying that I thought fiona nova was cute.
They brought Amouranth towards the end to try to stay afloat. I think someone else too but I don't remember.
he said hot girls
>Amouranth
The second that chick actually puts clothes on and is t in a micro bikini with her entire ass on display her numbers drop to a third or less. No one actually cares about her personality besides the few simps and I'm 90% sure everyone else is just hoping for a wardrobe malfunction
How do people get tricked into thinking she's attractive?
She's uglier than any average 20yo girl.
I've always found her off-looking, but she didn't make millions off MS Excel youtube tutorials.
It was too late at that point. The frosk thing forever tainted it.
>hot chick
>G4
Wasn't that like 20 years ago?
I know that her whole body is probably fake and they put hundrets of filters over her in this clip but god damn....big tiddy coomer marketing is back on the menu boys
>big tiddy coomer marketing is back on the menu boys
Have you seen the D4 female character customization? Big breasts are now where to be found
her face unironically looks like a troon's
I will never ever understand the appeal plastic surgery has with women
Hell yeah. She can put her toe thumb in my ass while I grind.
Megan Fox has three "gender neutral" children.
What the frick?
nene Ganker chan, do normals really find this attractive?
Jesus she starting to look more and more like Linetrap nowadays.
>Megan Fox
all those former thirsted after hollywood idols are hags now, including music stars including internet idols
guess who this is
Why do they always go Blonde? Is that supposed to make her look younger?
nah it's two different women, same age, famous about 15 years ago
Those are two different people anon.
Isn't right a coalburner? Whatever, both probably kneeled to Dan "Feet Man" Schneider.
Unironic white fragility.
>umm what race is this random stranger fricked at one point in their life?
>oh no it's not the same race as me
>this affects me negatively somehow
>i need to make 20 threads about this
ok
hope she sees it
>You wouldn't wipe your ass with some Black person's used used toilet paper!
Frick off out of here tourist
Legitimately what was the crossboarder trying to say here?
Ugh, Michael Jackson kek and Jennette McCurdy.
Still Miranda & Jennette look better than whatever happened to Emma Watson & Bonnie Wright
aging naturally without getting their faces carved up?
Why the hell are their faces so square lmao. They didn't used to be like that.
jenette’s mom really fricked her up during her time at nick
Cosgrove always had that Schwarzenegger jawline
they both look like shit now but if i had to choose id go with young mccurdy
I think using a forgotten, poorly aged prostitute with tons of makeup, plastic surgery and photoshop to promote your game actually fits Diablo 4 perfectly
Someone give that marketing guy a big raise
I don't think she looks so bad. What are you all 12? Looks like she's had work done which sucks but she doesn't look like some hag.
It's exactly hormone ridden teenage boys and post middle-aged men who find plastic hags like that attractive
Ah I see. I was never into her even when she was young so idk. I don't think she looks like a dumpster fire tho.
It's also those exact demographics that seethe over women like you freaks
majeega kebly and mergy fogg
AH HA HOIII
IM L O S I NG I T GAMERS!!!HAHAAAAARGGHH!!!!
FRICK!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH
Women walk around "having pussy".
Women walk around "having pussy".
Women walk around "having pussy".
The just have it.
AHH HA HA!!!!
They just have *IT*!!!
FFFFFGUCKKKKKK
I just want to touch womanflesh.
JUST A TOUCH!!!
PLEASE!!!
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This really is getting out of hand. Gaming as a whole, that is.
I'd rather play Cyberpunk 2077 and have sex with Panam.
>advertise with a "hot chick"
>make your ingame female as ugly as possible
Who buys this garbage?
Americans.
>die on hardcore almost clear the game
>read my line b***h
What did diablo do?
Despite her age isn't this kind of advertising "problematic" by today's standards?
Damn, the regime really is trying to put the woke away....
Meh, still not gonna play it
why aren't they advertising with drag queens or trans people?
weird
that's not a drag queen?
You know, I don't even mind the game, it's fine. Not the best, but perfectly playable, and they will keep updating it. The desperate fricking marketing they are going for tho, this is sickening. How many different burgers are they selling now? Music videos, stars, ads, just stop already. Does that really work on normies?
remember that zoomies suffer from adhd, so they need to constantly catch their attention
the number one rule of marketing is to get as much exposure as possible
also why there are so many D4 threads on Ganker despite reception here being lukewarm at best
>also why there are so many D4 threads on Ganker despite reception here being lukewarm at best
half are people that just want attention. The other half are unironic marketeers.
how is resetera reacting to this?
it has to be a gold mine by now
>marketing with sexy women is back
it's so over for feminists.
We are so fricking back, boys
they should've dressed her up as Lilith
They should've made a better game.
at least she didn't get bogged in her teens
late 30s/40s bogged women always get some rich frick like bezos
she went under the knife pretty young IIRC
This girl isn't "bogged", she just goes for shitty makeup and filters.
Idk man. She looks significantly different from the Witcher season 1, the plastic surgery/botox kind of different.
Does she though? People point to stuff she already had like high cheekbones or big lips, as if those things don't exist in real life.
Well if random paragraph declares it, it must be true. Let me guess, this is from one of those celeb gossip sides and the before/after pics have the chick slathered in makeup?
question, how the frick would they know about "botox" when the actress is only like 20?
Is this bait? moron, parents in south Korea GIFT their high-school age kids PLASTIC SURGERY just for doing well on their SATs etc, do you live under a rock?
This has absolutely nothing to do with what I said.
>t. moronic
I asked how the unsourced paragraph supposedly knows an American actress of around 20 has had botox treatments, and you responded by blabbering that people in South Korea have plastic surgery of some sort. Presumably eyelid surgery, the most common surgery there, and nothing to do with botox.
I think the mistake you made is assuming people using words know what they mean. "Botox" is just the word they use in their head for cosmetic surgery, they don't actually know what it means. Just like "woke" is the word they use for every cultural issue they despise. -oomer, that's just who they call anybody they disagree with.
People don't know what they think they know. Because they've never thought about it.
Except they say what botox is, and what a rhinoplasty is, so they have no excuse
. I'm asking how they supposedly know that.
The shaky grammar is telling me it's from some idiot tabloid ESL site, but anon decided to cite it like a real source so I will give it the scrutiny I would to a real source.
I found two sources and they're identical articles on different sites, both of which are rumour gossip horseshit so who knows who originally wrote it. They're just looking and pictures and analyzing the before and after.
I'm just going to drop it. You should too.
never underestimate how much of so called "bogging" is just makeup in a picture
looks best in pic 1
I hate that slopped on contour makeup the Kardashian types helped popularize, it never makes them look better, even for ugly girls it just makes them look uncanny, and for pretty girls it's clearly worse. If makeup is making you look worse, is that not the complete opposite of its purpose?
If the makeup you bought made you look worse, of what use was the makeup?
Yet I only ever see these overly made up filtered selfies being posted. As if it's out of the question some dumb young girl puts on too much makeup and tries to look like a Kardashian. I've seen the "bogged" claims repeated way too often for too many of these celebs and it always seems kneejerk and lacking in logic. Same with people constantly repeating that "buccal" thing now, just because they heard of it five minutes ago, and have to say it for everything now.
you know Blizzard is REALLY aware of how their public image has deteriorated when they start doing that
It's because they made the mistake of firing all the chads in their company
Capcom sisters... I thought WE were the based ones?
the weird obsession with drag queens is so insanely destructive to the LGBT movement that I can only describe it as based
they should have stopped while they were ahead
They should be thankful they did this BEFORE Bud Light took the sacrificial blow.
Using sex to sell the game implies sales are very poor, also the mass shilling on Ganker implies the same.
>also the mass shilling on Ganker implies the same.
Bro a Diablo game just came out. People are going to be posting about it
Frick off you Black person, this is paid shilling. We have seen this shit enough to spot it a mile away.
10-15 threads all with a handful of posts in them.
I think you should take your meds, bud.
I think you should get a better job than shilling this dead game.
If I could get paid to post threads on Ganker I would do it that would be dope.
Who fricking cares? When D3 came out, people were hyped to see the world first inferno clear. D4 already had endgame tier lists before release when there was only 1 playable act in beta.
D4 threads are hilariously slow for such a big release, it's transparent astroturfing
Holy frick did she get bogged
Smells of desperation
This is so stupid but I like it. It reminds me of companies doing stupid marketing shit like this back in the early 2000s.
/v/irgins be like
I find it hilarious how insecure her thumb makes her she hides it like that.
cute hag. prime pump and dump material
how bad is her marriage going
I wonder if they realize the surgery made them more ugly and further bogging is a result of them trying to fix the problem
Now this b***h fuxked up big time. Is this Munn or w.e? The g4 gal? Ooof. Why do they do this?! Hollywood is a wild place.
She looks significantly better now. That image on the right is like 8 years old and her first major surgeries. I still prefer the original with freckles but she looks way less like an alien now.
On Ganker, the worst photo you can find of someone is
>Automatically the "most recent" no matter how old
>Automatically the only "true" picture so any other picture that isn't bad is discounted
>Stays this way perpetually
it's still awful T B H
she was so cute before, literally the girl next door who you play vidya with and secretly have crush on, she would have the cool mom look now
the plastic surgeon who did this should be lynched on a street and hanged from a lamp post
Dude she was never a "girl next door." She was from the outset a sultry seductress with a low IQ but lots of low animal cunning, a level of beauty putting her way out of any normal guy's league, and she famously slept her way to fame and fortune.
no she doesnt are you blind
she looks like a jlaw clone now lel
olivia was so beautiful and now look at her. look at what they did to my gurl...
>advert dresses more sexy than literal sex demons in nuDiablo
lol, hypocritical morons
>they show a still image from the set, she's clearly already read the eulogies already
People find this attractive? Just look at that jaw, I wouldn't question if someone tells me this is a trans man.
they're pandering to millennials by slapping a sex symbol of yesteryear on the marketing and pretending she's still a sex symbol. If they were trying to sell the game to Gen X it'd be Marisa Tomei or something.
>Megan Fox
Sorry I'm not gay.
I thought she hated being sexualized in Michael Bay flicks. What changed?
she either lied or realized it was the only reason people cared about her
she made all of her boys trannies by the way, like 4 of her kids she turned them into trannies.
What is this, 2008? She's looked like dogshit for years.
What zoomer celeb would have been a better choice instead of using an old boomer like her?
do zoomers even have sex symbols?
do zoomers even have sex?
Theres one with big breasts I see posted on tv often. I cant remember her name. She was in some coomer show
i think you're talking about Sydney Sweeny from Euphoria?
Yes thats her
alright I'll believe it
I think I've seen her trying to sell me a truck
she was on some Bai drink commercial iirc
Sydney Sweeney
Belle Delphine?
americans are the cringiest people on earth
Yes, shitty female rappers like this one who's super popular among them right now
she'd be alright if not for the Magic School Bus lookin ass haircut
Should have use vtubers
you forgot the mega autist indog
she is ugly as frick
Is gaming finally healing bros?
Try a little more recently
wood
tell me she's ugly all day I don't give a frick are her elbows too pointy for you?
No, her rock hard fake breasts are
if you find that caked up drag queen tier face attractive there is no hope for you
Actually it's the uncanny ghoul face
make-up = instantly ugly
I don't wanna frick clowns ( you clown frickers out there, I get it, but it's not the same thing)
I would ravage her pussy with a power of thousand suns, but dude, she look really uncannny
like a mix between deano wife and an actual plastic doll
God, I love it when women turn themselves into bimbos.
How old is she here? She looks almost prime.
about 17
>BUY JADES GAME
Nothing says Hollywood Hooker like Ultra Textbook Borderline Personality Disorder.
I'm surprised Blizzard is doing an ad like that with all the gay shit they've been doing in the last decade.
SAFE HORNY POSTERS BTFO! HOW WILL YOU FRICKS RECOVER NOW?
a 37 year old sex symbol of yesteryear is the nigh-on definition of safe horny
Is it fun though?
Also best class?
I played Diablo 2 at a buddies house when I was younger but never since
>p-please take us back
>we have sexy adverts and safe horny character models
lmao no
>safe horny
Back to your e-girl porn gay
Back to your corpo slop gay
Stay away from your local k-12 schools freak
Why are people trying to make this "safe horny" phrase a thing so much?
Yeah, let me type "ethics department approved wannabefanservice made for moronic normalgays who don't know any better" every time I refer to sterilized corporate-made "fanservice". Rolls off the tongue much better.
You forget to take your meds again?
she just looks like an obnoxious feminist
my dick didn't even tingle
Explain.
one quick glance is the b***hy "muh independant womyn" look parading as a bawd at the same time
that's what women modern women are, contradictions
literally what the frick are you talking about? Megan Fox is the most basic prostitute imaginable
tiddy
Holy shit why are hags so disgusting.
This is what happens when you neglect sleep, a good diet and physical activity. b***h looks like she snorted a factory full of coke. How could someone as beautiful as Megan Fox be so brainwashed as to think that she needs surgery or to even think that looking like some bog will make her more attractive. Not to mention that the fact that they all look like the Kardashians make it even worse, their looks are horrible. I remember reading a /misc/ post how there is a reason they all are meant to look the same, I believe it everyday.
>Megan Fox
I thought that was Mia Isabella
I thought that was present day Olivia Munn
I can't tell the difference anymore
Diablo? Is that some sort Roblox game?
I'm about too, but not on Gamepass... xbox keeps sucking...
>not on Game Pass
ohnonono bros who's gonna tell him???
You bought the dogshit smeagol game
Our game is not droppings no... Our game is basic precious but not bad... Basic is not bad precious we plays it We knows it
Preciousss
>Gollum
redpilled
wtf
blizzard is based?
>women that i dont care about
objects
>women that i care about
objects with feelings
So is woke actually dying? The next WoW expansion will save WoW. No more furry LGBT dragon bs. Blizzard is back!!!!
you know californians live in their own bubble right?
The current WoW expansion is doing very well.
Give me the real numbers then Blizzard employee
The fact that you had to open with "real numbers" is not a good sign.
>Diablo 4 and Megan fox collab
Everything about western games can be summarized as old, tired, ugly, expensive, boring, and not enjoyable.
Playing it is as much of a slog as watching Megan fox's acting.
>webm
>gets to the end
>ejection seat malfunction yeets the moron onto the ground
It doesn't malfunction, it's not designed to be used at that height in the first place. US military went the way of their general population, noticed how all they do is cry that everyone else is using DANGEROUS maneuvers and shit? Like that Chinese boat passing 150m in front of their own? United Safe Spaces of America
Megan Fox is still a thing?
Not particularly.
I didn't think so. She sorta vanished after those shitty Ninja Turtles movies. Not that we lost anything.
>replying to tripgays
I shiggy diggy
triphomosexualry is still a thing?
The hell is Cersei Lannister doing in Diablo IV?
It's weird how Diablo seems mostly unaffected by modern Blizzard's extreme prudish SJW culture of covering up women and turning them into fruit and so on, is Diablo made by a separate division of the company?
Might ask that of the Heroes of the Storm team, if they still had one.
She was only added towards the end of that game's life. When it was still in beta one journalist (Nathan Grayson) sperged out at them in an interview about how roller derby Nova was sexist, to which they initially defended to his face
But after he kept writing whiny articles they backtracked and apologized, and we had 4 years of women characters being covered up head to toe
wasn't Alexstraza dressed like a hooker
and Sylvanas was in her bikini armor
What the frick are you talking about? HOTS was full of characters like that, and and sexy alt costumes.
did you forget about d2:r?
>It's weird how Diablo seems mostly unaffected by modern Blizzard's extreme prudish SJW culture
I think they put the Vicarious Visions guys on Diablo. All of the commies are on Overwatch and Warcraft/Hearthstone.
what are you talking about, the women in D4 look like men and the main villain is yaas queen slaaay, not only that there's black people everywhere
Gaming is healing
>the “Happy Diablo 3 Ryan” cake girl made a Diablo 4 one for him
>11 years later I’m still alone
[chair clattering]
Last time I even heard of Megan Fox was those terrible Michael Bay adjacent TMNT movies.
>mogged by a kid
oof
The redpill of this thread is that all of you making fun of 37 year old Megan Fox will one day be 37 yourselves, and no female younger than 35 is going to drop thier panties for you - much less start a conversation. Poke fun all you want, but Megan Fox is as sexy as youre going to get at 37 - and thats if youre a gigachad. And no, no 18 year old is going to date you, youre not Dicaprio. This is reality. Have fun with your virginity caused by youre insecurity and ridiculously high, unrealistic standards.
I am 37. Its not that she isn't hot, she just seems like a b***h.
So does Olivia Munn.
So? I would frick the shit out of Olivia Munn. What does her being a b***h have to do with anything? People frick b***hes all the time. There are millions of rap songs about doing just that.
>ne day be 37 yourselves, and no female younger than 35 is going to drop thier panties for you
that must be some female cope or you're some 37yo fat neckbeard speaking from experience
Im 36 and have sex all the time with other 30+ females. Some guys get lucky and slay 20+ year olds, but youre not that guy chief. The older you get, the older the women you can have sex with get. Youre no playboy, and you certainly dont strike me as the type willing to pay your way to younger babes. Just how the world is man. Of course, youre too young and stupid to understand, but one day you will. Remember me then! 😉
Didn't she take the bimbofication pill? She' OK in my book
Call me when they replace the fat and ugly female Druid with a Night Elf
Piss off. FemDruid is thick and I want her to dominate me.
>get to Astaroth fight
>predictable death happens
>in the background of the cutscene my character just does a 180 and walks away
>laughing too hard to keep playing
Jesus christ, Pajeet. Good morning to you too, sir.
They use Sex in Ads but remove breasts and sexiness in the game. Nice Blizzard! They also removed nudity on Diablo 2 remastered.
Anons like to feel rage, and feel vindicated by replying to the obvious anon pretending to be a prog
I will never understand why women think the bogged lips and horrible fake breasts look good, there actually are low-IQ low class dipshits who think it's hot I guess but is that who those women want to frick? I blame all the DUDE SHE HAS WRINKLES SHE HIT THE WALL homosexuals, it makes these women get so insecure they turn into horrible monsters to escape aging.
>bogged lips and horrible fake breasts look good
My hypothesis is that the beautiful women of today are adhering to the porno beauty standards of the 70s because it's people who grew up in that era who currently have all the money and power. My take is that the demographic who likes this is nearly entirely among people who grew up with porn magazines that heavily featured this look in the 70s and onwards, which I suspect are also the majority of people who pay for porn today, and I further suspect are among the people Megan Fox has to impress in order to get money and work.
Megan Fox gets work?
some women are insecure, other are just complete idiots
>witch nails
>tattoos everywhere
>mrs. potato head lips
>flat, artificial skin color from face being a literal mask of make up
>fake brows
>fake hair
>fake lashes
>filled cheeks
>literally everywhere
modern women are fricking disgusting
There has always been this subset of women though
>subset
anon, it's more than half of them now
All the marketing for this game is total ass, what in the FRICK is up with that dogshit live action "WILL U FIGHT DA DARKNESS??" commercial, it's the worst thing I've seen all year. Then you get an over the hill actress known for being a c**t who was passé when diablo 3 came out to half-assedly mumble some lines for diablo 4 with her gross halloween candy lips and rock hard bolt-ons? And the fricking halsey dogshit song jesus christ.....son of bich basterds....
Reminds me of those terrible commercials for that mobile game with Kate Upton. Except that was for shitty mobile game, not an AAA major release.
>Except that was for shitty mobile game, not an AAA major release.
pretty sure I've played mobile games that look better than D4
Have you?
Megan Fox looked like a trailer park queen 20 years ago or whatever when Transformers came out, and she looks much worse now. Also, I fricking hate the mismatched dyed hair/eyebrows.
>The trannies aren't buying our games!!!
>Cater to the cis white boys!
>2007
>ok monkey paw I would like to have sex with megan fox.....
>damn I guess it didn't work
>2023
>UHHHH HI IM HERE TO FRICK YOU I GUESS??
I thought that image was AI generated.
>have your eulogy read by megan fox
What pathetic shit is this?
>level 13
>in some random dungeon to unlock a skill
>FRESH MEAT
Why the frick is he hanging out in some ice cave
Because they're creatively bankrupt and this won't be the last memberberries boss you meet. But in some way you can't blame them, to their credit they did open the Diablo 1 manual to try and pillage ideas and were woefully dismayed when they saw that they have already killed not only all the Prime Evils but all the Lesser Evils as well. And because they've basically triple downed on the fact that the Primes and Lessers are in fact elemental incarnations of their titles that cannot ever actually die, you can't actually REPLACE any of them with a new demon next in line.
It somewhat explains why Hell remains rather orderly despite the fact their kings have been skullfricked so regularly. When the boss is going to come back and there's nothing you can do about it, you're just going to make sure the torture devices are cleaned and oiled.
THE ACT 3 BOSS DOESN'T DROP LOOT LMFAO
After fighting the same reviving enemy a tedious 4 times, you finally finish the fight and get nothing in return. I was shocked when the next quest had the "Act IV" icon because I couldn't believe that was the end. Blizzard really hates their players, huh.
>LMFAO
zoom zoom, troon
>zoom
>troon
If you use enough buzzwords maybe you'll trick someone with a low enough iq into thinking you aren't an underage summergay
says the cruise control for cool babby whining because 1 boss didn't give them their heckin legendary :~~*(
kys homosexual
is this some moronic reddit pasta? act 3 last boss is andariel, not elisa
She has disgusting hands
Wow she looks hot
>From transformers to diablo ads
oof
I wonder what Shia Labeef is up to these days
>HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
>Shadilay, Shadilay, kill Black folk, troons and israelites
>Shadliay, Shadilay ahahahahaha
Didn't he kinda get his shit back together after that weird "art" phase he went through?
>What kind of plastic surgery you want?
>Just get me bogged the frick up man. Like completely and irreversably destroy my face and don't even make it attractive
Do rich people really?
Rogue
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T BECOME A BIMBO BECAUSE IT'S....BAD OK!?
You will never be a woman, the fact you think "bimbofication" is feminine proves you're nothing more than a delusional pervert who should be shot on site. KYS Troon
>if you like to objectify women that must mean you're a troon....CHUD!
>yes I'm too afraid to say troony
She looks like a troony now. All fake.
Gives me a reason to try out screen capture on the 4070.
Who SHOULD they have gotten to do a celebrity guest appearance for the release of their game in 2023?
No one? Sell the game on its own merits.
believe it or not, but anger releases dopamine. these "people" are just outrage addicts. they're like hamsters on a wheel, beyond help or ability to feel any kind of cognition.
She looks almost as bogged as Marjorie Taylor Greene
That chick isn't bogged, she's just frick ugly.
I never found Megan Fox that hot, it's like saying pizza is your favorite food. It makes sense when you're 14 and your pallette is unrefined. Bogged or not shes fricking boring, I want to fall asleep looking at her
Is druid fun?
why, Ganker ?
I don't like vanilla b***hes
She's basically millennials Pamela Anderson. My pp feels nothing
who is this goofy b***h lmao blizzard you need to realize I AM DONE WITH YOU AS A COMPANY FOREVER GET LOST
>Play Diablo IV
No I don't think I will.
why are they all black?
It's randomized, chud.
sure
"randomized"
Your choices on the character select screen are as follows:
barb: white (f), black (m)
necro: white (f), black (m)
sorc: white (f), black (m)
rogue: white?(f), black(m)
druid: black?(f), white(m)
ONE white male! wow!! so inclusive!!
Actishit doubling down on identity politics and gamers will buy it anyway.
Based. Gamers are morons and the dumbest of all consumers. Ford, Disney, Target, Budweiser all getting their asses kicked now because people are sick of it. They’re losing billions upon billions.
The game industry will continue to push woke agendas because gamers are morons who click the buy now button then come Ganker to complain.
>nigromancer
>Chuds when minorities complained about lack of representation
Pfft, you need to be able to identify with the characters? Fricking stupid.
>Chuds when there are non-white males in the game
BUHH BUUUHHH BUUHHHHH!!!
I don't care about whatever the frick you're sperging about, i just don't want Black folk in my videogames, that's my only moral compass
have a nice day RHEN, YOU ARENT GONNA GET IT YOUR WAY ANYMORE TIY WHITE gayGIT SHIT AND YOU GOING EXTINCT
there is no god
>blizzard 2023
you get what you fricking deserve
Are these set in stone or are there other presets? I don't believe it can be this bad
there's a few different sets of presets
Company traffics in the goodwill of it's older generations of consumers that bought their games when they were good twenty years ago
Company maliciously destroys the goodwill of it's consumers by releasing middling after middling title for more than a decade and by turning the game studio into a gay rights organization
Company hires the most abrasive and incompetent shill farms to push their shovelware onto unsuspecting anons, get called out by it's very own old-school consumers who they have lost all goodwill with and want to see the company die
wtf shes so hot
ryan must be a great guy
PLOP PLOP PLOP
soul vs soulless
the wall
Wholesome
Thank sarah
https://www.reddit.com/r/diablo4/comments/142qdgr/11_years_later/
https://i.imgur.com/zvean.jpeg
unironically aged better and is more attractive than megan currently.
He bought?
D4 rocks!
Posted from my Vision Pro™
She's a grandma now
Give me mackenzie foy but I will STILL not play your trash. You lost me when you tried to sell me BEST VALUE coin chests
i dont get all the hate for bimbo-core, and i don't understand how you can clock hitting the wall through all that makeup - is this larp? how would you even tell cellulite, wrinkles from that tweet picture?
Isn't she like 40+ years old now? If I wanted to frick some beat up plastic I'd just use an onahole.
>have a power to make any 3d model
>decided to put an irl senile roastie on the cover
why?
Did Blizzard become anti woke? Maybe its time to buy…..
Transformers 1 was a long time ago.
And you gays say women have it all easy, this shit is depressing. A man is just beginning to be in his prime in his 30s but look at this.
I will take one Diablo IV pls! thx!
This is a feminist game.
Your reward is having an old roastie read your death details.
It's even catering to aging models. nu-blizz and microsoft hate your guts. You buy this - you do damage to yourself.
am I supposed to pretend she isn't pretty? why is Ganker so homosexual.
Absolutely would.
THE TIDES ARE TURNING! Blizzard is doing marketing like this while it's pride month.
The troony dude from budlight really killed the whole lgbT movement, right?
So, this game on Blizz forums have all sorts of crazy shit happening to people that play it, GPUs burning out, crashing routers to the point of bricking them, PCs turning temselves off and so on. How is it running for those that play it here??
megan fox trooned out her kid for hollywood clout
Holy shit, holy frick! This chick was being shilled in 2007 for being the hot girl in transmorfers with shilock mcdoush when I was still playing Diablo 2. Yes Diablo 2 was still going good in 2007. Six (6) years before the release of Diablo 3. Sixteen (16) years before Diablo 4. Megan Fox was shilled relentlessly... 16 fricking years ago. I was a sophomore in college then. Now I'm 36. Holy shit, this broad is older than my wife, Frick! She is a year older than me. Holy gayballs! I'm in shock. Sixteen fricking years! Where does the time go? I'm fricking flabbergasted. Also I swore I would never buy another blizzard game after spending 60 dollars to wait 4 days to log into a single player instance of D3. Frick Blizzard! Play d1 or d2, preferably pirated or emulated. Buy torchlight, titan quest, or grim dawn instead. Frick these shitheads. They are wearing the decaying skin of a once great company. Fricking awful! Holy frick! Holy shit!
https://vocaroo.com/18i2kMnE3jak
>Sixteen fricking years!
Cool
Ah, video games... where the biggest part of the budget goes into marketting and not making an actual good game.