>play game. >reach final boss. >final boss makes a compelling argument

>play game
>reach final boss
>final boss makes a compelling argument

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy that throughout history, the bad guys haven't won once. Really makes you think.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because justice always prevails

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"justice"
        >good
        bullshit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would be more accurate to say 'western history' when you make this claim
      most of eastern history is barbarians (mongols) completely exterminating and raping entire civilizations to the point of china being nearly entirely a rapebaby nation of halfbreeds today

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't your modern chink still "proud" of being "Han"? It still applies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mongols
        >Bad
        homie they civilized most of the eastern world and brought peace to one of the most chaotic parts of the world.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shitting on based AF Mongol Empire
        You're a fricking homosexual buddy, sorry to say!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      evil is inherently self-contradicting, it defeats itself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      America and trannies won so you're wrong.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      History is written by the victor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell that to Ghengis Khan.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is Mongolia now, anon? Irrelevant shithole, they lost, it only exists because the neighbors let it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you need to go back

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking where? I've been on this shithole site for 15 fricking years, if I was able to leave I'd have done it years ago.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There weren't really any bad guys until WW2.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        true, and the bad guys won

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would say the opposite, everybody acted like buttholes, especially nazis, soviets and japs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of bad guys won. Even in our propagandist version of history we still have things like Jeanne D'Arc's trial memorialized because the nation of France and the Papacy remained relevant and independent and could step in and shut down the propaganda side.

      There weren't really any bad guys until WW2.

      I know you don't want to acknowledge them, but england exists anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't America loose to the Vietnamese.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. The good guys won.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, America was the villain there

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saying America won or lost Vietnam is like saying the French won the American revolution. It wasn't their war

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >final boss makes a compelling argument

      Those kind of arguments are only compelling if you have the same mindset as the boss and it's always objectively a bad one. Generally video games are less subtle than movies when they're doing a "we'll show how easy it is to fall for that kind of argument" kind of thing.

      >Really makes you think.
      Factually incorrect but I guess that's the kind of things the far-right conspiracy nut types would believe.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. only plays and watches mainstream slop

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. only plays and watches dogshit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barbarians destroying western Rome
      Ottomans ending Byzantine
      Arab expansion
      Mongolian empire
      Russian civil war

      Just random examples

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yet they're painted in a sympathetic light

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the ideals they followed led them to defeat, of what use were the ideals?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your never the bad guy if you win

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? There are plenty of historic examples, like the Ottoman conquest in Europe.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >violets
    >blue
    but they're purple?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I, personally, would describe a violets colour as, 'violet'

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        TSMT

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon.... I'm sorry to tell you but you're color blind.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    name 10 (ten) games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OFF (if your a redditer who falls for it)

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 wind waisraelites show up
    >the wind brought only one thing

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the legion in FNV

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DIE NAZI SCUM

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Germans. Nazis were a political party that got over 82% total votes. And contrary to popular belief (and a false one to boot that was fed for ages), they were socialists. Not to mention national socialism is still socialism and Hitler wasn't a nationalist since he killed people that didn't agree with him (and he wasn't German).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Austria is just the part of Germany that haven't been absorbed by the Prussians

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well there are differences between the two. Thing is there are little of them.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >final boss makes compelling argument
    >world would actually be better off if you let them fulfill their plan
    >kill them anyway

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play game
    >reach final boss
    >final boss is the easiest boss in the game
    Games should never do this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its fine if the 2nd to last boss was the hardest or close to it, as its the last "gameplay" bossfight while the one afterwards can be only the last "story" bossfight.

      >DeS
      False King and actual king Allant
      >Super Metroid
      Ridley and Mother Brain

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cuphead
      not the easiest, but still very easy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play game
      >final boss has been hyped up for the entire game
      >finally reach him
      >he fricking trashes your party in seconds
      Based and kino.
      Even today with all the ludicrous power creep he can still wipe you if you don't at least somewhat tune your team build for him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >assassin boss
        >hard

        yea alright bud

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          His class is Assassin because he uses daggers. His skill bar is entirely PvE skills unique to him (plus Natural Resistance on account of being a boss).

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a game where we join the final boss in the end?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some. Vanguard Bandits comes to mind.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pathfinder

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Streets of Rage lets you choose your ending of joining or fighting the big bad, if that counts.
      It's just memorable because if you're playing two player and one player joins him and the other wants to fight him, you fight eachother instead.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking MGS2 and MGR

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main antagonist is supposed to be unhinged and insane
    >is actually in the right the entire time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Carmen

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The British have always now and forever been the baddies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, no, the yanks firmly won that title at the start of the 1900s. China is working on taking that title from them though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What has china done to earn that title

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >manifest destiny in Asia
          What exactly indeed anon.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game has secret ending to side with villain and make it deity

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play a game set after 2000's
    >send main bad guy an email or phonecall and ask their motivations and solve whatever issues you have
    >roll credits

  16. 9 months ago
    sage

    Name forty-three (43) video games that do this. I'll wait.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember playing fallout 4 and how hard the game tried to get me to hate myself for siding with the institute instead of lgbt railroad.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Institute is full fricking moron though
      >humanity is doomed, we need to make synths
      >why though?
      >because we just do okay!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? Making android is the ultimate human girls, humans suck.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldnt you side with brotherhood? They are the only ones that arent bunch of gays

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sorrow Kingdom gets shit on and cut off despite not being that bad
      >Volk, the kingdom of pollution and perpetually warring autists destroying people's homes and lives, is totally acceptable

      What did Klonoa 2 mean by this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that Volk represents German autism

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the kingdoms in the game represent 4 different mind functions in the story and the sorrow is a 5th Kingdom that technically falls under the same category as Joilant, since both Joy and Sorrow are emotions.

        The population of all the kingdoms heavily lean into their respective mind function to the detriment of everything else, which is why the plot point of the kingdoms not communicating between each other is made into such an important issue.

        The names can be broken down thusly

        La-Lakoosha: Probably derived from the name of the fictional Shangri-La, represents the mind function of intuition as meditation is often used to reach inner peace through unconscious means.

        Joilant: Very straightforward name, it's a theme park and it shouldn't be hard to explain how it relates to emotions.

        Volk: Perhaps the hardest one to explain, it relates to the mind function of Sense that is easier understood as perception, which relates to the basic 5 senses we have. People that lean heavily on this aspect are often engineering types. The name comes from the German Volk which means people. This is pretty indisputable if you know what content was cut during development.

        Mira Mira: Relates to the mind function of thinking, which in this instance manifests as the process of dwelling on the past. The name is a phonetic corruption of Mirror Mirror.

        Kindom of Sorrow: Represents a repressed part of the psyche, which is why it has to be unearthed by draining the sea in the game. A very interesting detail is that the specific statue that is destroyed to reveal the bell necessary to achieve this has her arms tied by a ring, none of the other Goddess statues are like this.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mare_Imbrium
          There's also a place on the actual moon literally called the Sea of Tears.
          Sea of Tears, Moon Kingdom, Luna-tea.
          It's all about the Moon and how Huepow of the Moon Kingdom mindfricked Klonoa's head up big time.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's interesting how the King of Sorrow's speech carries a lot of the same intent as Ghadius from the last game. Like Klonoa himself got convinced by his speech after getting yeeted from Phantomile, but refuses to admit it to himself.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can see a character who is a vessel of the player, their clone-oa, winding up being as nihilistic as Ghadius and the King of Sorrow.
              You know, once Klonoa realizes that he is merely an empty shell waiting for the next dream to be summoned to and his body controlled by the next player playing the game.
              It's hard to convince yourself that you actually do matter when all signs point to your existence and freewill being irrelevant by the mechanics and circumstances of the world you live in.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Klonoa's existence as a dream traveller doesn't necessarily have to be quite that grim lore wise. It's just that the two stories that has had the most thought put into them, them being the mainline games, are the ones where he's in situations where he has a problem shoved into his face without that much agency. I don't necessarily think it's a good idea to keep that aspect as a constant for the series. Huepow just happened to pull a real number on him, and he had to be a janny in his own dream to clean up the mess which was a direct result of him helping someone else to clean up their mess first.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd really like to see a Klonoa 3 with a renewed vigor and purpose in Klonoa. Where he knows he's a Dream Traveler, and has to destroy nightmares and leave to the next adventure. Like how he becomes a Dream Champion/Dream Hero of the likes in the GBA games, but in a mainline game.
                In the mainline games, he already fought a demon of Ghadius+Nahatomb, and fought his inner demons of the King of Sorrow. So now he just needs to utilize those nightmare demon fighting experiences constructively to be a better Dream Traveler.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sorrow Kingdom gets shit on and cut off despite not being that bad
      >Volk, the kingdom of pollution and perpetually warring autists destroying people's homes and lives, is totally acceptable

      What did Klonoa 2 mean by this?

      Klonoa 2 takes place place in Klonoa's psyche as he's coping with the ending to the first game.
      The King of Sorrow is Klonoa's sorrow incarnate.
      The only person who has to accept Sorrow in the end isn't Lunatea, but Klonoa himself. Both Klonoa and the King of Sorrow have the same goal of coping with grief and loss, but have different approaches.
      The King of Sorrow wants to take revenge on the world and run away from the problem by making the world as isolated and desolated as Hyuponia, while Klonoa wants to integrate the emotion of Sorrow back into Lunatea to make it whole again.
      >"And no one will run away anymore. After all, we've come too far to turn back, right?"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're talking about ending villain speeches.
        Here's the fricking speech you moron

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the act of defeating the final boss is actually a entire quest in of itself where you meet up old allies from past adventures and through some crazy co-op joint effort disestablish the safeguards of the final boss one by one so the main hero (you) can approach him and demand the 1v1 to decide the fate of existance

    THIS is how you do a "power of friendship" payoff btw. shame so few games manage to get this right.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Agree lot of people don't like israelites they love to scheme and are such an bitter people.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking hated that doujin.
      >uhmm why wont u humans just let us eat you?

      yeah but why do you eat humans specifically? why not eat cows and pigs like the rest of us? its clearly a inferiority/superiority jealously complex thing because you realize you wouldnt have to go through this whole song and dance if you would just fall in line with whats acceptable yet instead you CHOOSE to sit here and CONTEST the humans. your rivals, your equals if not superiors of whom you live in the shadow of and whos language that you speak and customs you uphold?

      stop being a little b***h and fall in line and all your problems would cease. Hell we could probably even make you a human-flavored substitute if you asked nicely enough.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stop being a little b***h and fall in li-

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    name 2 games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half Life 2
      Klonoa 2

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Half Life 2
        Wasn't the Nihilanth the main antagonist? He's kinda dead at the end, I only recall his goons to help you our in the second game.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek, I mixed the threads, thought this one was about antagonist joining the team in the second game, if you excuse me, I gotta KMS by bukkake for shaming my family's name.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The speech of Mankar Camoran in Oblivion was absolutely perfect.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All lies but very compelling

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was watching one of those ww2 in color things on netflix and was shocked to see a whole episode dedicated to Dresden. Of course, they had to spend 20 minutes stressing that Goebbels added a zero to the death toll. Next episode was about one of the camps so I decided I had enough there, but are npc’s really so obtuse they can’t put 2 + 2 together and deduce that if the losing side who has no control over the propaganda can inflate a death toll…sigh.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually we're an evil empire because we are forcefully uniting the world against Evil God who is awakening!
    >No we didnt feel like mentioning this compelling arguement to the world before now that you've ruined all our plans
    >Now you will need to take him out with 4 homies in a row, and if you feel like it his brother Bonus Boss who will awaken in 1000 years if he isnt defeated, but thats up to you, bye ack-

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Disingenuous homosexual, a israelite yourself, most certainly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off israelite moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >n-no u!
        pathetic

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This has it all wrong it’s what gets archived that has the power and Twitter has been archived in the thousands of terabytes where as the old internet has hardly been preserved at all. Twitter wasn’t founded by israelites but it was founded by SJWs who were pushing their ideology onto the world.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You could make an argument for food and water but anyone who cries about free healthcare is one step away from advocating for slavery.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Klonoa 3 when?

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