Bud it's like 6$ USD on steam for all 3 games + all the dlc. Unless you're dirt poor this is extremely cheap if you're actually interested in playing the game.
Orly...hmmm. Downloading 120gb is not a big deal, I have fast internet. I however don't have infinite SSD space. Also I think I already own this on my origin account which i totally forgot about.
you have no idea how much i want this there was a hot as frick british chick at my last job i wish she were my manager and forced me to frick her god that voice/accent oh god
My GF has a British accent and makes my dick diamonds whenever she talks now I just need her to start dressing like Galadriel during sex and she'll be perfect
NTA, but its reached a point where sometimes I can't cum during sex because I whacked it too much before I met my girlfriend. I've stopped watching porn completely to try and recover. It's terrible because I'll keep trying to cum, but I'll eventually just exhaust myself and then I feel way too sore to be turned on anymore, but because I didn't cum, I still FEEL like I want to - it's like being blueballed by your own body and it fricking sucks. Sometimes I just pretend to cum so I can rest.
I'm fortunate that she's extremely understanding. It never seems to bother her and she's always willing to finish me with her mouth afterwards (one of the only ways I can manage to cum, likely because I can just lie there and not do anything). It probably helps that she always finishes. I can't stress enough the importance of foreplay - I eat her out thoroughly every single time we're about to have sex because as long as she cums, I won't feel as bad asking her to finish me off too.
4 months ago
Anonymous
ast least you have a gf, next month i become a wizard
4 months ago
Anonymous
That's when your mana becomes ripest. I didn't meet my gf until I was 32.
I beat all 3 on Insanity anyway and would feel the urge to do so again at the risk of my own health and well being
mostly because 2 is utter ass on Insanity and me least favorite to play in general. So horribly balanced everything is just a massive damage sponge to the point where you run out of ammo constantly and need Miranda with you at all times for her squad boost.
Tali has no face and pleasing purple skin, people go for Asari (not me really), Miranda is literally just that actress from Dexter, and Fem Shep Redhead with some mod touch ups is hot
Tali has kept that scene alive she has a whole ass game about her getting fricked on F95 called The Pilgrimage using 3d porn
you don't get to have a real romance with samara anyway. She turns you down and says she won't get into another romance and risk having another daughter that's an ardat yakshi
Not because of, obviously they would have fricked their own kind a bunch because otherwise they wouldn't have made it very far in the process of evolution, but you are correct in that ardat-yakshi are only born to asari x asari pairs, which is why modern asari seek cross species partners and why 'pureblood' is an insult to them.
>Modders can change everything in the game except for model shapes
Why? Why is giving maleshep bigger arms or femshep bigger breasts or whatever so difficult? You can restore content, make new scenes, add new details etc. but you can't do that??
You'd have to make a model for every armor/casual outfit at the minimum. Maybe even models for specific scenes depending on how moronic bioware was when making the games.
built
for
i already did. years ago
Built for BKC
The females belong do my soft DIC-tator.
Big Kaidan wiener
FRICK. BATARIANS.
I did, played all of them. Never completed them tho cause the story sucks.
>Never completed them
go do so now
sexo
KROGAN
God, that was so hot.
Do Varrens bark?
White girls frick Varren
false
You just know
know what ?
Already did, won't in the future since they will probably go even more woke and make everyone gay and ugly, again, like in Andromeda
>dies in a decade
Already have
play them again
I was toying with the idea of replaying them but I can't be arsed to pirate and mod them.
>I can't be arsed to pirate and mod them.
its easy
I never implied that its hard.
Bud it's like 6$ USD on steam for all 3 games + all the dlc. Unless you're dirt poor this is extremely cheap if you're actually interested in playing the game.
>it's like 6$ USD for a worse version
Are you OK, moron?
>worse version
Explain
NTA but IIRC it have a bit less content (one or more of the DLC was missing) and less/worse mods.
Also gay lighting.
>Also gay lighting.
quick mod fix
the steam version comes as one 120gb file and you have to download it all at once. I don't want to spend days downloading it and use all my disk space
>I don't want to spend days downloading it
holy shit stop being poor unironically
Orly...hmmm. Downloading 120gb is not a big deal, I have fast internet. I however don't have infinite SSD space. Also I think I already own this on my origin account which i totally forgot about.
>ywn be blackmailed by your hot boss to frick her whenever she wants (a lot)
you have no idea how much i want this there was a hot as frick british chick at my last job i wish she were my manager and forced me to frick her god that voice/accent oh god
My GF has a British accent and makes my dick diamonds whenever she talks now I just need her to start dressing like Galadriel during sex and she'll be perfect
>now I just need her to start dressing like Galadriel during sex and she'll be perfect
get to it homie what are you waiting for
who is this character i don't recognize her?
Why is Commander Shepard, Miranda and Jack getting gangbanged by Asari futa so fricking hot?
Problem with these 3d renders of Mass Effect rule34 is that they almost never make cum shot versions.
good. cum is gross.
>fricks a woman
>doesn't cum
Weirdo
Yeah I can't cum unless there are children involved
NTA, but its reached a point where sometimes I can't cum during sex because I whacked it too much before I met my girlfriend. I've stopped watching porn completely to try and recover. It's terrible because I'll keep trying to cum, but I'll eventually just exhaust myself and then I feel way too sore to be turned on anymore, but because I didn't cum, I still FEEL like I want to - it's like being blueballed by your own body and it fricking sucks. Sometimes I just pretend to cum so I can rest.
what does she think about all this ?
I'm fortunate that she's extremely understanding. It never seems to bother her and she's always willing to finish me with her mouth afterwards (one of the only ways I can manage to cum, likely because I can just lie there and not do anything). It probably helps that she always finishes. I can't stress enough the importance of foreplay - I eat her out thoroughly every single time we're about to have sex because as long as she cums, I won't feel as bad asking her to finish me off too.
ast least you have a gf, next month i become a wizard
That's when your mana becomes ripest. I didn't meet my gf until I was 32.
ok
>Legendary Collection on Steam
oh neat only $10 and beats booting up the 360
>requires EA account anyway
refunded
pirate it, no ea account required
I beat all 3 on Insanity anyway and would feel the urge to do so again at the risk of my own health and well being
mostly because 2 is utter ass on Insanity and me least favorite to play in general. So horribly balanced everything is just a massive damage sponge to the point where you run out of ammo constantly and need Miranda with you at all times for her squad boost.
I’m about to mod the game again while playing adept.
good
How did mass effect take off in the 3d porn scene when it features some of the ugliest female characters in all of video games?
>when it features some of the ugliest female characters in all of video games?
this homie a gay
They're all hot and have backstories to them.
Tali has no face and pleasing purple skin, people go for Asari (not me really), Miranda is literally just that actress from Dexter, and Fem Shep Redhead with some mod touch ups is hot
Tali has kept that scene alive she has a whole ass game about her getting fricked on F95 called The Pilgrimage using 3d porn
Is the legendary collection a de-make?
who tf chooses a woman? what are you a homosexual?
maybe
I tried but got bored after an hour of endless dialogue
guys PLEASE stop posting lewd femshep images i already fapped today and im a one pump chump getting hard after the one time just hurts
dude please stop. im serious
STOP
Built for BIG KROGAN wiener! and straight shota wiener.
I wanted to romance Samara but turns out I had too many renegade points so now I'm stuck with Jack
you don't get to have a real romance with samara anyway. She turns you down and says she won't get into another romance and risk having another daughter that's an ardat yakshi
I thought ardat yakshis only exist because of asari x asari sexo?
maybe i'm misremembering it. But i thought her excuse had something to do with her daughters being ardat yakshi and not wanting to risk another one.
Not because of, obviously they would have fricked their own kind a bunch because otherwise they wouldn't have made it very far in the process of evolution, but you are correct in that ardat-yakshi are only born to asari x asari pairs, which is why modern asari seek cross species partners and why 'pureblood' is an insult to them.
>stuck with Jack
>stuck with
she's great
Jack romance really pays off in 3 where she is easily the best girl.
Is femshep a good wife?
the best
>Modders can change everything in the game except for model shapes
Why? Why is giving maleshep bigger arms or femshep bigger breasts or whatever so difficult? You can restore content, make new scenes, add new details etc. but you can't do that??
You'd have to make a model for every armor/casual outfit at the minimum. Maybe even models for specific scenes depending on how moronic bioware was when making the games.
whats the best class for the hardest difficulty in ME1 though
Manguard always. Soldier is probably the easiest because immunity and having every weapon.
Already have, long time ago
The next time I'm gonna play it will be with my kid, whenever that happens.
casey hudson is a hack an a billion dollar ip killer kek.
mod?