>play MMO. >get a cute healer girl that strokes my ego and satiates my needs when I need a break from the action

>play MMO
>get a cute healer girl that strokes my ego and satiates my needs when I need a break from the action
>get tough fighter bro that has my back and do cool bantz with
>every session is like an episode of anime

Tell me your best MMO experiences, Ganker.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aqua is a miracle of the universe and the perfect wife.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Full version of the pic because OP is a homosexual

      >play MMO
      >teammate keeps teasing you for having the lowest rank among others in the party

      Rotten apple

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She can be spoiled but she also put up with austerity, I wouldn't call aqua rotten at all. I wish I could live in a barn with her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Actually pretty competent when it comes to her job (at least compared to her other divine peers)
      >Gods BEG for her back in the books because she managed to somehow keep things running without fricking up everything too much
      >normalgay animeonly friends keep spamming "useless goddess" unironically
      I get it, she's incompetent at most things, but they actually think she's totally useless at absolutely everything.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She is also the prettiest.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >perfect
          Correct.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sit down.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the anime flanderized her
        she easily has the highest power level and is the most useful but is just not used to dealing with mortal pleb shit and buckles under the pressure
        the only reason kazuma has the balls to be such an butthole towards her is because they know each other the best and have the best chemistry
        it's like insulting your best friend vs someone you barely know, one is banter and the other is being straight up rude so naturally people don't do that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She leaks water from her anus.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's hot but not being able to pee is a deal breaker.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Full version of the pic because OP is a homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the most attractive composition of all drawings.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the you-know-what version is much better

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        excuse me?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell me your best MMO experiences, Ganker.

    >Mabinogi
    >make friends with three people
    >idiot, bottom, a macho dude
    >every day or so we decide to group up and dungeon run for some sick ass gear
    >idiot always asks something incredibly stupid
    >bottom always meekly answers in the most soft way
    >macho dude is always late, saying shit like
    >"sorry brothers i was doing push ups, how you lads feeling? you eating well?"
    >he always gives some solid health advice
    Yeah, anon. I felt that anime vibe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mabinogi made me feel like that isekai wish fulfilment cheat character at high levels. I could carry new players around on my flying ice cream truck and buff them to high heavens with catering and singing and just solo any boss for them with Final Hit. It was fun as hell.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite MMO experience was the last few months of Destiny 2 on the shadowkeep year. My little clan I made to play gambit with my active friends finally got new members. We eventually had around 20 active between me and my original friends, son guys from Walmart who I worked with the previous summer, and a bunch of guys from a nearby small city who all worked in the same oatmeal packaging plant. Great vibe, and between all of us only 1 hunter who we called a gay constantly. We sucked shit and never went flawless in trials and spent 12 hours on the beyond light raid day 1 and never made it past the third encounter. Great times

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Play some korean grindfest MMO a long time ago (can't remember which one, I went through a ton of them like crazy when I was a teenager)
    >PK server
    >Guild leader decides to quit
    >End up becoming leader
    >Have huge beef with another guild
    >Basically escalates into MMORPG version of a gang war
    >Me and other guild master are pissed because we can't get any shit done
    >Both of us unable to wrangle our tards
    >We both come up with an idea in secret
    >Pretend to date each other in-game in a sort of political marriage style anime plot
    >Doesn't work
    >Unlike comedic romance anime, we both find each other insufferable
    >Tension between two guilds also reaching a boiling point
    >Eventually hold a meeting with everyone
    >We both publicly divorce
    >Barely a a few seconds after making announcement, butthole shanks me and the meeting devolves into another open gang war
    Can't remember the game, but I'll never forget the experience because it was the closest thing to "dating" I will ever get to and I'd never played out anything close to politics in a game before with other people. Pretty sure my "ex-wife" was actually a guy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had a weird, but rather similar story in Perfect World

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fake and gay, but hilarious anyways

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rope now

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I once scared a girl (female) off of Runescape by constantly stalking her in the game until she quit.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn’t know the feeling. I just enslavw toys to do the farming for me in MMOs.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >playing ff14
    >in some story for the expansion before stormblood I forget the name.
    >it was some large party and we had to fight our way through a bridge, most of the party just rushed ahead. I noticed that the turtle thing was about to explode and wipe the entire party.
    >take my dps character and basically aggro it and take the monster away from the party as I could before it explodes.
    >healer bro notices what I'm doing and heals me to prevent the party to wipe.
    >just a fee seconds left shit is about to blow up, I thank the healer.
    >turtle monster blows up we both die, but the party goes on and make it through.
    Felt fricking amazing, never had a cool moment like that till shadowbringers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unsung heroes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moments like that make the gaming great
      and thats why I hate devs making everything too casual and braindead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was Steps of Faith, anon, my favorite trial in the entire game. They also removed it in Endwalker. It's a fricking travesty what had happened to FFXIV over the years. I'm still glad it hasn't gotten as bad as WoW, but still, my motivation to play it had been almost destroyed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw my favorite healer, the ONLY one still enjoyable to play (AST) is almost guaranteed to get neutered in 7.0
        >tfw still no complex healer class (Chemist please?)
        >tfw the only class that's likely safe from being dumbed down any more is fricking black mage and maybe monk
        i hate it, i fricking despise it. it's such a good game but the devs are ruining it patch by patch. I really don't understand why they have such a raging hateboner for complex classes. I could understand only having one or two options per each role but it makes no sense to me to just wholesale remove all complex class options, leaving tanks already boring as frick, healers soon to be boring as frick, and a lot of DPS about to be boring as frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's from Steps of Faith and it sounds utterly embarrassing.
      The turtle couldn't kill the whole party (unless full of morons), and healers weren't even required to revive anyone. You could 'release' and get auto-revived to the start of the bridge.
      Glad you had fun with your overly exaggerated circumstances though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure what your problem is friend, the party didnt know what was going on and it happened as described.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Get into a party with a well-rounded group of characters that feels like a proper band of adventurers
    Sometimes it's the simple things that end up evoking the most joy.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >satiates my needs when I need a break from the action
    What exactly do you mean by that

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >play MMO
    >everyone hates each other
    >guild is never doing anything
    >partyfinder is full of huge egos that leave at the slightest inconvenience and never talk
    You think you do but ye don't.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Play MMO
    >Make female character to embrace inner troony
    >People tell me I'm cute
    >Ask me if I'm a girl
    >Say yes
    >Get showered with free items and shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based, simps are braindead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same
      >give me lots of attention
      >make me feel wanted
      >invite me over to their in game house
      >suck their dick

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >playing MapleSaga several years ago with some friends
    >end up doing KPQ with some random dudes a few times, they seemed cool enough
    >those same people are now doing LPQ with my friends and i, we party up cause there's room for all 6 of us now
    >literally just constantly doing party quests with these guys, me and my 2 friends and them 3
    >we make a guild and invite them to it
    >everybody is actually super chill
    >keep playing together for several weeks, we learned each others names and genuinely got to know each other
    >everybody gradually loses interest after we finally beat zakum
    >add each other on steam and occasionally play tabletop simulator games together
    my friends and i still talk to them to this day, they are the only people i genuinely keep in contact with that i met online.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >play MMO
    >teammate keeps teasing you for having the lowest rank among others in the party

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >play MMO for hundreds of hours
    >end up not really talking to anybody
    >my main group of IRL friends drop the game the minute they're done with story content
    I need to make some sort of change. Maybe join a guild or something. I've always really wanted to get into XIV's end game content.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Without a solid social aspect there is only slaving away for nothing. MMOs are digital coal mines

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played in a Perfect World private server and the PK were the most fun I've ever had in any games.
    > Guildmaster demanded that we all create a Winged Elves archer character to rain fire on unsuspecting enemy guilds.
    > Incase you don't know, aerial combat exists, but it's a severe handicap in this game. You only deal half damage to the enemy on the ground if you're airborne, they still deal full damage to you.
    > Everyone complied anyway for shit and giggle
    > It ended up becoming a very successful raid strat. Half damage meant nothing when you get shit on by 4-5 archers from the air. Every party leader would take point and choose a target for our firing squad to pick on.
    > Enemy can't do shit to us because we're already airborne and it takes a few second for them to even reach us. By that time we would retreat higher and it devolves into complete aerial combat. The type of combat our guild has become very proficient with due to this autistic strat.
    > Guild became somewhat of a local legend

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The best was when people would just chat in MMOs and anyone could join in. Back in the day with stuff like Adventure Quest Worlds, Lego Universe, Goonzu, and Everquest.
    Now the only people that play MMOs are elitist homosexuals, actual homosexuals, and all MMOs play the same or are cheap imitations of other better games.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1jrT4tCwQAEC

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That voice is terrible and does not fit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its juri

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So? It's terrible and doesn't fit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The voice sounds pretty bad, anon.

        https://vocaroo.com/19QB5eyyHcLB
        whiners

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I think Mitsuru from Persona 3 would be a better fit, at least for the image posted earlier.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's a little better, at least.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ranni is alright, but you should experiment with more voices. I'm a big fan of casual sph, so I'm open to see you do more, which is funny because I have an above average dick size

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The voice sounds pretty bad, anon.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    w-what kinda voice clips do you mean?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      degrading ones that tell you to stroke your 4 inch worm

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        p-post examples or i wont believe you anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://vocaroo.com/1hqce0lShbmq

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Who's that supposed to be

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              max from life is strange

              i cant post mine, you post yours please.. 3 and a half inches erect..

              aha wtf anon not even 4?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i cant post mine, you post yours please.. 3 and a half inches erect..

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh man anon, holy shit.

              Ranni is alright, but you should experiment with more voices. I'm a big fan of casual sph, so I'm open to see you do more, which is funny because I have an above average dick size

              Surprisingly, I've known a number of people like you, not them though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                max from life is strange
                [...]
                aha wtf anon not even 4?

                please be kind. im circumcised too, this life was not for me

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Dude. Stop.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Anon stfu, I don't want this thread deleted.

              Oh boy, is /trash/ spilling over into Ganker again?

              I'm mostly interested to see how good these AI are now for video games.

              max from life is strange
              [...]
              aha wtf anon not even 4?

              >life is strange
              Holy shit, bad choice. Do someone actually hot, like Cortana.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Fair, lets try and drop the topic if we can then, otherwise it's getting deleted fast.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what is the source of this image

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Idk, I keep reposting in the hopes that someone finds it for me since yandex and saucenao let me down

                Fair, lets try and drop the topic if we can then, otherwise it's getting deleted fast.

                Keep it to the AI voices

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                search engines are useless now. We have to wait for the language models to take over and then we can ask them

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Probably, assuming no one butchers how well those perform in the name of being "less offensive"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what is the source of this image

                It's Paloma Piquet. I wish I could find

                >play MMO
                >teammate keeps teasing you for having the lowest rank among others in the party

                this.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Holy shit, bad choice. Do someone actually hot, like Cortana.
                i only 5 have voices available and i am not getting rid of my 3 lewd and 2 shitpost voices

                [...]
                please be kind. im circumcised too, this life was not for me

                forcing anon to get recut...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit dude, have a nice day.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                sorry ;_;

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh boy, is /trash/ spilling over into Ganker again?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had an Elin only guild in TERA and had fun with my cute friends and did a ton of pvp.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is that a fricking modded xiv character
    I can't even tell what race they're meant to be

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      some sort of dragon/au ra hybrid thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Some people go too far with mods. Just give me a big tiddy cat girl.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dominating boss spawns to the point where players had to beg the GM to come "ask me to tone it down" was one of my high points.
    Of course I didn't cooperate.
    That one time we made a non-aggression pact with a subhuman russian guild and then we backstabbed them was also really good.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So no one has anymore vidya related casual stuff?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fricking freak.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sorry..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You will be.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what do you mean by that

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >anon never added me
    what did he mean by this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd add you, but I'm straight.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i thought that was a joke reply

      [...]

      now im confused as to who is the original anon is.....

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a new anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >i thought that was a joke reply
        no its my actual discord, i just changed the name

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what did anon mean by this?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played a MMO once. As I did the intro quest there was another player doing the same thing. Since I was playing a healer I threw some heals his way while we were wailing on the target of the quest. Then we actually turned it in at the same time I guess? He sent me a friend request so I hit alt+F4 and deleted the game.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, I'm disappointed that you derailed this even further trying to look for subs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he started it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And nobodies even posting any video game related sph content...

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ERP is really fun, you should try it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this but ai erp

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't ais get lobotomized?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of options have appeared to replace CharacterAI.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can't just say that then not say which Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doing it with another person is unthinkable. I don't want to wait 5 minutes for a reply, after waiting days for availability.
      Specially because I want it to end the second after I cum. So god bless bots.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we humans are a little slower its true
        but a lot of the satisfaction comes from knowing i made them cum, so I don't mind

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's why you find someone horny who's as involved as you are and wont keep you waiting And it being another real human is what makes it exciting.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with the sentiment, but finding someone who's into vanilla is impossible.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's exciting enough for me to know a robot did it.

          we humans are a little slower its true
          but a lot of the satisfaction comes from knowing i made them cum, so I don't mind

          I don't actually care about helping someone else get off so I'll stick with my TavernAI character cards.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The closest I've ever gotten to getting what I want out of ERP is with the shitty Character AI chats. Is an ERP partner who actually wants to have a decently expansive story going on at the same time too much to ask for nowadays? I just want a partner who will step on me AND roleplay out fighting monsters in a dungeon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There are types who want to have passionate esex, then there are those who want to engage in elaborate fanfics, the later are more rare.
        And some are just lazy gooners who want you to do all the work - boring.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I just want something in between, with enough fun adventures but also lewd shit. It doesn't have to be elaborate and sprawling fanfic tier, just a fun time of equal RPing and ERPing. Agreed about lazy gooners though - absolutely the worst.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nah i dont want to be blackmailed years later by some werido and make a twitlonger about it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes you do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ERP is fricking gay.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and so are you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how could it be gay to have sex with men if I'm pretending to be a girl.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wrong

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nghhhh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          hnnnggggg

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be pro fighting game player
      >ERP saying that they can do whatever tell want to me if they beat me in a match
      >score is 20-0
      >tease them after every round
      >they are getting visibly (sexually) frustrated
      >decide to sandbag until I'm at 25% HP
      >proceed to reverse perfect them

      and if they somehow beat (wienery) me, I get to ERP with my disgusted and angry images, very fun indeed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        smashbros?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they mention 25% HP so I doubt it, my bet is Strive, that game attracts all kinds of degenerates

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        disgusting troon and or neckbeard.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've tried ERPing a lot when I was a kid.
      Not the kind where you get groomed on Discord or whatever, but the kind you see people do incidentally on serious roleplaying servers.

      For me, it was Half-Life 2 Serious Roleplay.
      I constantly played female characters and prostituted myself out for 50-100 tokens to afford a gun and do epic "shoot to kill" RP.
      Of course, whoring out was illegal in the HL2 universe (so was sex in most circumstances, really), so what happened sometimes was, some civil protection officers bust down our door with their guns and see us in the middle of the act on a lousy mattress on a steel frame.
      I immediately throw myself off of him and yell "RAPE!!! RAAAPE!! HE WAS RAPING ME!!" or something of the sort, and they believe me and proceed to PK him (perma-kill).

      It was so convenient and they always believed me.
      I like to think this is somewhat reflective of how some real women would act in real-life.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It absolutely is reflective of how real women act.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ive never even heard of that mod lol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a mod, it used to be a Garry's Mod gamemode.
          Basically almost every action except for walking and breathing was typed out like so,
          "/me produces a small pouch packed to the brim with coins. He puts the pouch on the counter and awaits his meal."

          Here is how the server could look like, and yes, it was /very/ serious, at least compared to DarkRP and at least on the SRP servers I've played it on.

          Every single human/ civil protection officer and vortigaunt in this video is a real player.

          I am kind of autistic, so I always had beef with other players and admins, which really fricked with my brain.
          It's insanely fun if you can find friends to play it, though.
          Oh, on that note, you won't find any good servers now. Most of them are either empty, non-English or just plain bad (rule-wise).
          The golden age of Open Aura and Clockwork are long over.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Also, I love new players doing shit like hugging civil protection officers when they're scared.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >flashbacks to the days of OpenAura and Clockwork RP servers
        It's such a weird blend of nostalgia, knowing you wasted so much time doing cringy shit like that as a kid, but also missing it. 🙁

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it was also very painful. I was suffering from anxiety disorder at the time and the way people would treat me OOCly was disgustingly scary.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I was suffering from anxiety disorder at the time and the way people would treat me OOCly was disgustingly scary.
            how so?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              On Nebulous Cloud and LemonPunch I had very active CP chars.
              I was constantly getting fricked over by fellow CPs.
              I'd get snitched on, or berated by upper tiers for very mild hiccups, or an admin would just hatestalk my activities to make up an excuse to demolish me in LOOC.
              It sucked so fricking much, because I knew I wasn't a bad CP. I got up to the second highest tier once and some admins actually acknowledged that I'm a good player.

              Like one time, I was playing on my recruit and missed all my shots during an assignment to capture an armed citizen like 100+ meters away.
              Some idiot higher up (I was higher than him on my main) CP in chat pm'd me that I had shit aim. But, fricking hell, I was trying to shoot to miss to RP my capabilities.

              But that was the tip of the iceberg. CWU is where the real pain and bullying starts with CPs.
              So, if you remember, CWU was the civil worker's union, basically glorified citizens with some leadership capabilities.
              I once ran a workshop with 5 citizens, each working to make 4 products during a workshift.
              A CP approached me and whispered to me repeatedly that what I was doing was REAAAALLY strange because usually it's 4 citizens making 5 products and ICly told my char that I am moronic.
              I later on messaged an admin to find out who that CP was, and he told me to keep quiet or he'll ban me.

              Then, on citizen characters, you always had the resident CP doing powerplays or skirting CP rules to get you.
              Sometimes they'd make up some stupid reason about you and get you PK'd (even though there is a system for PK'ing to be impossible if it's not fully justified).
              There also used to be a ban on chat binds for initiating firearm encounters.
              The person who shot me caught me off-guard because he used a copy+paste to initiate his firearm encounter, and an admin told me to shut it when I questioned him.

              I must have a really unlikable personality and thin skin because this type of behaviour was really common.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >On Nebulous Cloud and LemonPunch
                Oh frick me, one thing I remember now that's kind of hilarious in hindsight.
                They had a group for a scientist faction and in the forum application for that particular faction you had to answer basic science questions like "Explain in detail what the scientific method is" very much like a school assignment.
                IIRC the application for the scientist faction also required you to have a degree or ar the very least be an undergrad in a college science major.

                I never got to RP with them since they just huddled in their own corner locked away from the general citizenship, but it was hilarious seeing how many nerds were inside that faction, not that there is anything wrong with studying a science, of course.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly almost kind of miss the OOC bullshit, looking back.

            >I was suffering from anxiety disorder at the time and the way people would treat me OOCly was disgustingly scary.
            how so?

            Not that anon but those communities were typically EXTREMELY drama filled. Someone's character dies? Huge b***hfit over NLR or PK (the character is permanently dead and they need to make a new one = PK / some meta "you don't actually die but you can't return to the area you "died" for X amount of time, also you and maybe others may or may not forget about what happened"). Some dickrider wants to be an OTA assassin? b***hes to a superadmin or the owner until they get their way.
            It was more or less a daycare center and people acted like children, but man it was fun when it worked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw good at ERP but too sick to do it these days
      It sucks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sick how anon?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fatigue, shortness of breath, nausea, non stop occurring for several years now. No, it's not the fricking chinese plague, I checked.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like lyme disease

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            had your blood levels checked anon?
            you should probably be supplementing vit d since you aren't outside much i assume

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Bloodwork is pristine as well, had it all checked, nothing but compliments from doctors. It is either nervous system damage or something mechanical within the organs themselves.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                get another doc to check you out anon
                you shouldn't put up with that shit for years
                also unless your outside 4+ hours a day then your vit d is going to be low

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm currently working on it, yeah. I eat food that is vitamin rich, all of my meals are homecooked and I don't consume anything processed, I eat incredibly healthy, so that is also not an issue.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't consume anything processed
                please don't tell me your a vegan

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, I am not. I do understand that meat undergoes some processing, but there is a difference between ready to microwave shit and buying something like chicken breasts at the market, and usually when people refer to processed foods, they talk about that shit pumped full of preservatives and not the foods you buy at the local butcher shop.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Only 5 and 6 are likely and I have appropriate tests scheduled. The AI does not make for a good doctor.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Once more: MMO-Black folk rope immediately.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it so impossible to find secret bawds to play MMOs with? I feel like it used to be a lot easier, perhaps it's just the games themselves.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bawds dont actually *play*
      I know some who only login to WoW to chat and ERP and barely do any gameplay activities

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's all I basically do in XIV at this point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MMOs suck now. I played and bawdted it up in ff for a long time, I loved finding someone to play and erp with, but people are usually more one than the other.

      what did anon mean by this?

      anon would have taken care of him better than his girlfriend!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Someone to play with and mess around with sounds ideal but the play is so limited in ff anymore that it'd just be messing around, though one could incentivize the other.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There haven't been any MMOs I've liked in about a decade, so it's not like I'll be hanging around in one for you to find.
      Same for a lot of people like me, probably.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >discord troony ERP thread

    How long until this trash is deleted, its just 4 people spamming and talking to each other, holy shit, have a nice day immediatly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You sound really pent up, anon, maybe you need a quick release

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      45 posters
      105 posts
      yeah its just 4 people
      moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up and nut, homosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea, it really should have gotten deleted after it went offtopic but mods and jannies give less of a shit than I do, apparently.
      Not much you can do at that point.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >play mmo
    >join /vg/ crew
    >have lots of fun
    >game slowly dying
    >everyone slowly leaving
    >queues getting longer or never popping
    >no other mmos to flee to
    dead genre. it was great while it lasted.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This but Tree of Savior and 5 years ago.

      You can't just say that then not say which Black person

      Drop by /aicg/ on Ganker and get educated.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My best mmo memories was playing with /jp/. I miss when I was young and dumb and installed any random bootleg mmo to play with random people I loosely knew.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I miss that kind of shit too, anon.
        I miss when I genuinely felt at home here in particular, I've sort of lost that sense of belonging or having a tribe since.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >get horny and roll a female character to find some futa to sub for
    >post nut clarity hits and i feel disgusted

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is why you should wear a cage

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking from experience I suppose, how does it really feel, being denied for days?

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Download MMO
    >Play for a couple hours and realize I'm playing an MMO and it is a waste of time
    >Uninstall MMO and never touch another game in the genre
    Honestly it probably was the best decision I ever made in my life.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good one, I wish you'd post it in it's proper place instead of here though.
      Findom already did enough damage to /trash/ without it being here too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you trying to say there were morons to actually fall for it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          speaking from experience, yes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You have no fricking idea.
          Also, don't bother trying with it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Also, don't bother trying with it.
            why?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's really oversaturated and comes with a shitload of drama and bullshit.
              You aren't the only person who thinks it sounds like easy money, you'll either get lucky or you might as well get a mcjob.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I have someone who bragged about having paypiggies, I should ask in more details

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                they probably lied

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its funny though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >people actual fell for the findom meme
        >some indian makes bank on twitter from pretending to be an anime girl and posting coomer shit all day

        its just that easy

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    god I love erping as a girl, I wish MMOs were still good.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >healer """"""""""""""""""""girl"""""""""""""""""""
    cope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      at least aqua healed the audience

      arrest

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mabinogi
    >7th grade
    >edating some 18 year old probably mentally I'll girl
    >remember going to elf village and then riding around and randomly finding a group of people on a beach
    >giant is telling stories to everyone sitting around the campfire

    Mabi was hands down the best mmo ive played. I still rememeber the chick that killed herself irl, the 2 crazy b***h twins my friend would frick with, the Skype calls where one of the bros drew a face on his finger and had that in the webcam the whole time. Its depressing knowing those times will never come back, MMOs are dead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everything was more fun before the phones and normies overrun and ruined the internet

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >FFXIV
    >Often set up & join parties doing content synced down, sometimes even at minimum item level
    >Suzaku has shenanigans 9/11 times
    >These people can't hit 2 towers, let alone the 4 towers that need to be soaked in order not to wipe
    >Arena has a hole in the middle
    >Boss occasionally does a push or pull
    >Noobs, casuals, veterans and hardcore raiders all are equal before a hard check of reading comprehension
    >One time an ultimate legend (cleared one of the most difficult raid encounters in the game, though these have a reputation of sometimes being bought by shitters) kept dying and then started complaining about how the fight is bullshit
    >Me & the experienced players gave him the advice to fricking read
    >Even the first timers in their nooby innocence wanted to help out and give some pointers
    >Guy goes fricking nuclear and starts bragging that he cleared all of the current raid content
    >Which made asking him why he can't do 5 year old content even funnier
    >Ragequits
    >We get a fill and we get the clear soon after with the newbies
    Seeing shitters get filtered is never not funny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was queueing Ivalice for a while to collect the armor sets and the amount of shitty Legend titles I had seen fail the simplest mechanics like Famfrit was hilarious. Almost all of them are clear buyers.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MMO are dead and it's a good thing.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>play MMO
    >>get a cute healer girl that strokes my ego and satiates my needs when I need a break from the action
    If (s)he's doing it to you, (s)he's basically doing it to everyone else.
    In short, you're getting sloppy seconds from your healer girl.
    Such is life in an MMO.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Give jav code please

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        petite jav thread on /gif/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dudes swapping salivas with each other

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        almost like that's why the webm was posted

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This thread convinced me modern MMO players are all degenerate omega-male losers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      always has been

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any WoW private servers that are good for ERPing? I just want to play as a loose night elf and find some friends to have some fun with while we're casually questing or doing dungeons.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I single handed caused the fall of 3 major guilds who had a bank laundering scheme going on in FFXI. I had kept spreadsheets of their sales/exchanges and proved it all got laundered. I did this as revenge for my leader promising me drops then not giving them to me claiming bank needed them, but I was certain he sold them and gave himself the profits.

    They hounded and tried to dox me for months after, but luckily a server merge came so I made an alt on the new server, /anon'd it, ran it to Jeuno and hid it inside of housing there. I sent tells from it to various people for weeks after the merge to make my enemies certain I was still on that name and was considering quitting.

    Meanwhile as my new identity I founded a new guild that was stronger than all three. It went well for about five years. Then I handed over the reigns and moved on to FF14.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How could you post this picture and not post her ass. This should be a crime punishable by death

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Install some popular mmo with clear intention to have some friends
    >Try hard to finally make friends, but no one lasts with you more than for 1 dungeon
    >Get 80lvl alone

    My brain isnt made for friends i guess, i just unconsciously feel cringe getting close to people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. This right here is the reason I can never get into MMORPGs.

      The default stereotype for MMORPG addicts are unsociable (ongezellig in dutch) losers who don't have any friends, but they SEEM to have friends, after all.
      Me, a very ordinary guy, can't connect at all with anyone online for more than a session.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost like the stereotype was a lie perpetuated by spiteful people that hated someone else doing something and having fun.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I get this with people online in general. I must be very boring or something because I try to keep in contact and make conversation for a good while but when I stop talking for a day or two for life reasons or whatever, I never hear anything from them again. Fortunately I have IRL friends.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, modern mmos are just like that, everything separated out into queues, optimized levelling paths that just take you straight to level cap, nothing ever needs anyone else, nothing ever funnels you into talking with others or them with you, mmos have sort of lost their way.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Back when I still played warframe I always used to play a white-pink trinity while wearing a buttplug and a cage. It made me realize how hard it is to actually concentrate while you're sitting on the plug. Of course I'm not a gay or a degen as I was only experimenting and trying to understand how real healbawds must feel. Later I did the same thing as whm in ffxiv. Just as an experiment to try if it would feel different when playing a different game of course.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tried the same playing medic in TF2 and you're right.
      Wearing a buttplug only has 2 modes, you either feel uncomfortable or you feel really horny.
      When I concentrate on the game, the plug becomes too uncomfortable or unnoticable.
      When I concentrate on the buttplug, I am too horny to concentrate on the game.

      Was the plug you used one of those small, curved ones that were comfortable to sit on?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Listening to hypno while gaming plugged & caged is so hot tho

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >hypno
          I could never get into that shit.
          Most of it goes too far into troony territory (not as in "ur a bawd" but more as in "YOU WILL USE PINK NAIL POLISH AND YOUR MOUTH WILL WATER WHEN YOU SEE A BLACK MAN") which is just ultra cringe to me.

          Unless you have any suggestions that may change my mind...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did you also play as nezha?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Where you the resident trinity autist of wfg
      Also healbawdting in that game is totally pointless, the game is too trivial and non-coop

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like my old days in Ragnarok Online felt like an anime, and I enjoyed it a lot.

    >2002
    >started playing as a swordie
    >just spend days exploring izlude, going to the fields, killing porings
    >eventually go to prontera
    >end up meeting a priestess there, working on her class quest
    >we team up, make our way along
    >gradually meet more people along the way
    >another swordie, aspiring to be a knight
    >an angsty dude, has edgy humor, is a thief training to become an assassin
    >a girl, a merchant who's a perverted goblin of a human being
    >we eventually form a guild
    >our adventures happen by day
    >at night, we hang out in izlude, just talking about shit
    >about life
    >college, school, life goals
    >end up getting really close to the priestess
    >our advanced class ascensions are events in and of themselves
    >her, a high priestess
    >me, a crusader
    >get all sorts of well wishes, gifts in the form of weapons, armor, cards
    >we eventually get married (in-game)
    >the wedding event is huge, about 40 people
    >by night, we head to comodo as a honeymoon
    >eventually, we get hard into war of emperium
    >it takes us a bit, slowly capturing outer castles like payon
    >we form a rivalry with another guild, the one that holds prontera, their name is lost hope or lost wolves or something equally generic
    >we take them on
    >we become a thorn in their side
    >they actively hate us
    >tried to grief and troll us
    >we still win anyway
    >as a final frick you, we changed our emblem after taking prontera
    >it says "LH <3s wiener"

    >during the nights, we started hanging out in al de baran
    >that music still makes me weepy to this fricking day
    I still have the pictures in my Photobucket account somewhere. Our guild started slowing down once WoW became a thing. Most of us transferred to WoW when it came out, but the transition wasn't so great. I was in my third year of college then, and other people had their own obligations and interests elsewhere.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MMOs are fricking dead bros...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and that's a good thing
      get a job

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just be happy you lived through the golden age in the late 90s to mid 00s.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >playing literal WHO MMO in 2000s, Dream of Mirrors Online
    >next area to efficiently grind monsters is some tower full of deadly phoenixes
    >can barely handle one
    >higher level guy shows up
    >"want an hand?"
    >starts helping me out together with an healer friend
    >get less XP obviously but we mow through the phoenixes
    Loved that shit
    I think the communities themselves don't have a problem being nice nowdays, it's just that the games never give you any opportunity to do so, as it's always better to play alone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You nailed it. There's no reason to party up if you can do it all by yourself and if soloing makes for more efficient leveling.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is why MMOs should not have matchmaking for anything but PvP shit like 1vs1 or team battles

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I actually made one guy accidentally kicked out from guild after autistic rage. Guy in question got mad over my female character and demanded proofs of me being a girl but instead of letting me explain that I'm a guy who just plays girl characters, few white knights started to "defend me" and after rather intense autistic rant, he was kicked out.

    I had no heart to tell the the truth. I was very submissive back then.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't it sound hot to you, in retrospect?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all, sorry.

        I still play female characters and still play healers but luckily for me, nowdays people don't automatically assume that your character gender fits your real one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off homosexual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're in a homosexual thread.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ive had few spergs attack me for being 'egirl' shit etc and Ive reported them to get them suspended
      female privilege hahahah

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do lonely tranimegays really?

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just PvP and grind for stuff on my own. I never type in chat and dont join guilds.

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