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>butt freckles
delicious. wish I was the shota that she rapes
why a shota? you can still be raped as an adult
Black American dialogue
why do you guys do this in every thread
why do zoomer muttoids do it every day
because its funny
if you're moronic maybe
Self-inserters are mentally ill to the point they can't visualize a scenario without their presence within it
If you don't self-insert watching porn then you literally look on as a third party, watching ongoing intercourse that you are not a part of. It is the final, ultimate cuck. Think about it.
You are not the person having sex in the porn no matter what mental gymnastics you try to make.
Factually, no. But mentally, yes. You choose to be cucked mentally, and that's the ultimate surrender.
Considering how elevens are all about self-inserting and their top fetishes are NTR and NTR related shit, on top of also being too reclusive to reproduce in real life, then your logic is false.
You can pretend all you want that self-inserting is "Chad" or whatever, but in reality you're just finding excuses to jerk off to images of random men fricking chicks.
>then you literally look on as a third party
Yes.
Why do Zoomers speak exclusively in ebonics?
they grew up consuming goyslop media which pushes Black person culture so its all they know
Becoming a neo-luddite is looking mighty attractive right now
Post the Ganker version
in retrospect I'm surprised it took as long as it did for someone to make this edit
literally me
Man this can't be fricking real
That kid's dopamine receptors are FRIED
of course its fake. these people know what makes you mad so they make content specifically to make you hatewatch it and go "wow i was SUCH a better kid than that kid is!"
and now people who desperately need to believe society is fricked will jump in and say im wrong because they saw a kid out in public on a cellphone.
it's fake just for clout
one modern control zoomer once tried to flex like this at SF6 showdowns before EVO and got utterly destroyed by a classic control gigaCHAD
mfw I have a zoomer friend at college who is 10 years younger than me, he does exactly the same and he's diagnosed with ADHD.
>ADHD
There was somewhere a study about kids of this new generation developing ADHD recently due to their early access to the new technologies.
I'd say it's because ebonic sounds funny, since the new generations are all about irony I guess they find the idea of someone perfectly normal speaking like a knuckle dragger kinda funny
>You're supposed to self-insert as the shota
I can't tell if that makes it less or more weird but it is still undoubtedly weird. Go to jail
fax
Shota is cringe. Go be a dicklet somewhere else.
Mad fax
Women can't rape.
Don't feel left out anon, she rapes e-girls too.
blow your brains out
Those are large blackheads anon
She's 16.
Good.
out of 10
just ask for Tyrone to frick you
Trannies.
>butt freckles
Those are ingrown hairs anon. Unless she also has an ass acne problem
>play pokemon
LOL. This is a Palboard now, chump
i will not
OK
I refuse to play another Pokemon game until they make one with all regions (including Orre and the Orange Islands), all leagues, and all Pokemon, where you can free roam and fly/surf between regions in real time and also date and marry other characters (polygamy allowed)
Only if they bring back best girl
Never ever happening unless they made the series into an MMO live-service game
A man of culture
Puffy hebe nipples
Good taste
Holy based
I keep a full art Phoebe card in a toploader by my monitors at all times for perfection-viewing(I have no idea how to play the card game)
BELLY UOH FRICK! I NEED THE BELLY!!!1
Think the only thing that does that is the pokemon mmo
Surprised they haven't just made a kitchen soup game.
Ditto
Great post, king
I don't think that ever is going to happen even without the last part, but I personally already would be satisfied if they gave us a 2D game comparable to BW2
>>>/vp/
this is palboard
reminder to use vpiss as the dumpster of this site
they get super mad when you post palworld in there, which is amusing because they cant stop coming here to post pokeshit outside vpiss
God fricking dammit you have your own FRICKING BOARD
I've played every game multiple times over. Until SV, skipped that bullshit.
I'm not buying another Pokemon game until they let me turn off the EXP Share, implement every Pokemon ever day 1, reintroduce a way to transfer all the way from Gen 3 to the current games, remove affection bonuses, return to real level design instead of openworld slop, commit to the proper Sugimori art style like they did in PLA, make a cast of attractive characters, make a dex without jobmons, produce their own music instead of outsourcing it to western indie devs, and include dungeons and victory road again.
just replay Emerald
>he played swsh but not SV
genuinely moronic, Scarlet and Violet blew Sword and Shield out of the water
It's funny how they always mention PLA as well.
SV is the best Pokemon game. You are not welcome here.
Holy based. Yeah, most of the newer pokemon games look like shit.
How about you play Pokemon?
>low quality turn based slop
No, I won't play crummy pokemon I rather play Palworld.
When I play pokemon I am a cute girl
Something about this seems off
Looks perfectly normal to me.
Is this one real?
Something just seems uncanny valley
The graphics of the game aren't very good, if that's what you mean
He's referring to your shitty Lily mod.
>shitty
Shut up, butthole
>Hp 200
Holy crap, I remember playing poke cards in elementary school and HP 120 was really huge. Why they inflated these values so much?
>Why they inflated these values so much?
Necessary for today's game balance. It's not that bad for the Pokemon TCG because of its rotational format. The HP values are balanced against what else is available in the current card pool.
Look at the bottom-right. You win a Pokemon card match when you knock out 6 of the opponent's Pokemon, this one is extra powerful but it counts as knocking out 2 of the opponent's Pokemon if you defeat it.
Having a bigger cap means that there are more increments to balance the game around.
YJK
I'm not sure, what's the problem?
What's the best pokemon fangame, Ganker?
>another nemona thread
yesterday I already obliterated my dick anon
have mercy
what do you like about her besides looks? i hate how 1 note she is without her journeying with us
i wish he drew more pokemon furrys like that lopunny
>i wish he drew more pokemon furrys like that lopunny
frick, i know right?
true, this series has the best hags next to project moon
99% of the older women in Pokemon are absolute perfection.
>bellupup
exquisite taste, but i didn't think katy was THAT old
how do they do it
afrobull's biggest crime is not drawing gloria getting anally fricked more often and also being a futagay
Why bother. I can just coom to chatbots of pokemon and play a better game
Where do you even find chatbots that don't ban sex?
I'm not 10 years old anymore so no
>ywn be the lucario nemona uses for personal fitness training as well as girlfriend training
Nemona doesn't even have a Lucario.
she's a champion who loves building up new teams from the start. the team she uses to fight you is just the most current one she's assembled for the express purpose of fighting you during every step of your journey. who's to say she doesn't have a lucario lying around? it's like saying that blue's raticate died because you never see him use it again after one of his fights
>she's a champion who loves building up new teams from the start.
Loves? No. She starts over just to go along with you during her journey. She ends up using her original Pokemon by the end of it which you would've known if you've actually played said game. There is no Lucario.
On a related note, what's with these jabronis and their obsessions with Lucario in general? Is it like a fur suit thing?
>Loves? No.
you think a battle-crazy maniac like her doesn't have fifty teams she competes in various tournaments with? she's practically built up to be how gamefreak imagines a competitive pokemon player as a character. thanks for admitting that she has multiple teams too, you fricking moron
>she's practically built up to be how gamefreak imagines a competitive pokemon player as a character.
lol no.
>lol no.
i accept your concession
You'd have to provide an argument for there to be a concession first. It's clear you've never touched these games if you think fricking Nemona is a nod to the competitive side of Pokemon and not just a battle obsessed freak.
>implying a marketing-obsessive company doesn't try to cater to every single audience they could possibly pretend to care about
She states multiple times throughout the game she has more Pokémon than you see, usually while complaining how bad she is at catching them. During the Epilogue DLC she literally wanders off at one point and catches at LEAST two more Pokémon she adds to her team.
Thanks for proving my point.
Be honest, is your fursona a Lucario?
>fursona
no. pokemon fursonas have always been silly. making a personal statement about yourself by using a generic template and adding like a tuft of hair to it or a gay-ass bandana, that's such a homosexual thing to do. so i guess i would add a bandana if i had one.
Nemona wouldn't practice anyway. She wants to grow strongerhave sex with her rival Florian/Juliana exclusively.
Sexo Ramona
>Make tomboy rival
>Conquers the fandom instantly
What makes tomboys so powerful?
>Only one (1) doujin of this b***h
>The artist isn't particularly skilled
What the frick is going on here fellas?
Bro? Your panda?
Sadpanda is literally trash for Pokemon. It's filled with Image sets (95% chance it's just one picture of Misty) and all the doujinshi aren't even seen until 5 years later. And even if someone got day 1, it's not getting a translate any time soon.
fortunately TER's stuff tends to be up there fastish
Too unrealistic to draw NTR porn of.
Artists are focused on superior pairings
>non-h
there's no purpose
Villainess in a genuine romantic relationship with the protagonist's mom is such a genius pairing
what does this expression imply
>/u/gay delusions
there are like 3 or 4 but none of them are particularly good
>mfw
all the best women go critically ignored by good artists, just look at flannery and phoebe. hell, think about all the cute b***hes you like that only have a handful of good pieces of fanart
>flannery and phoebe
Those were literally who gym leaders with 5 minutes of screen time. Nemona is most prominent character in the game, your rival and canon gf. Her having no doujins means Pokémon is ded
here school uniform is boring and she just wants to battle
nah. sun and moon was the final straw for me.
man I bet jessie gives great head.
she does
https://twitter.com/allbeatnik/status/1741081991494377854
cumming in jessie's throat pussy ~
Mouth anal sex with Jessie
me on the left
I don't like Pokemon
I only pretend to so that I have a game to play with my friends once a year
They have trash taste in games but at least it is better than league
Having a nickname for something you hate is one of the red flags for schizophrenia.
I hate schizos
>hates schizos
>posts a sexy schizo
Wait, you're telling me the real schizo was me all along? Shocking!
She looks like she grooms a 13 year old girl to be her rival and lover.
She looks like she grooms adult failures like (You) and me to be a respectable Pokemon trainer, her rival, and her lover
The way the stockings stretch makes no fricking sense, why are footgays such shit artists
if you were a busty latina who loves to physically assault people for fun, i'd fricking ask you to marry me
Sexo Schizo
Hot.
I need a Nemona version of that comic where the yandere keeps making crazy threats to the protagonist, but they're oblivious to it and just respond to it very positively and accepting of the relationship, until it smash cuts to the yandere holding their baby completely confused how she got there
Palworld isn't comparable to pokemon from a gameplay point of view.
It's an Ark clone
>tan skinned
>drops in random spanish words
>isn't even natively from Paldea
What?
She's Poké-Latina and living in the Pokémon equivalent of Spain. Still speaks the language but isn't from there.
>Still speaks the language
Funnily enough, Nemona is the only character in the game to use the language. No one else does. Not even Arven, the only native-born member of the main group
She doesn't do it in Japanese, so it's likely localizer fanfic.
I wouldn't love it had I played in English. Yeah sure, it fits the charactet but it's not like people in the Pokemon world are meant to be speaking English either. Their writing it all gibberish. Senor and stuff would be fine but having Nemona talk like a mexican gangster from a movie brings me out of the world rather than immerses me.
>Hey chulo, wanna pokemon battle?
If 'poke-ese' is the target language of the game here, the Spanish is just left as Spanish - which I'm pretty sure is only spoken by frogs in the pokemon world.
I have not played a minute of Pokemon, ever
But I have fapped to the girls.
Why would you do that?
I genuinely wish I was that simple minded.
Gen 7 was the last gen worth a damn
Gen 9 girls are butt ugly
no reason to play the games anymore
And unfortunately America is the current military cultural and economic hegemon. Any English speaker born in the new millennium acts and speaks like a nog.
SOMEONE needs to play Pokemon, because nobody is playing it, KEK.
Pokemon sales are botted and skewed due the two versions.
I never see too many people playing or talking about it when it's games comes out. Probably fake numbers Game Freak gives to TPC to justify it's existence, because Pokemon can live with merch alone, they don't need Game Freak making games.
>I never see too many people playing or talking about it when it's games comes out.
i only talk to people that i know are playing the game at the same pace that i am, about one gym per day
that way we don't spoil each other on what's ahead which could skew our team make up
>and skewed due the two versions.
The fact that this is true and actually increases sales is pathetic as frick. It baffles me that there's a decent amount of people who will buy the same game they already own for full price because GF replaced 8 pokemon and 1 legendary (all of which you can trade for) and pretended that it was a different game.
Game Freak REALLY only reason to exist is Pokemon Games. The momment the sales drop, they're dead meat, because 80% of the revenue the series has comes from Merch.
Nah, the latest game killed all my interest in the franchise.
imagine a Pokemon Ganker and Pokemon /h/
Nah Pokemon die in black and white 2
I agree, Black and White killed Pokemon.
Frick, I forgot she existed. She was so cute.
You think that b***h was cute?
Why?
>doesn’t like Klara
Either ESL or gay
She covers your side of the field in deadly poison shards before the match, it's a wonder that you didn't get poisoned when you walked onto it.
It’s just a game, bro
Doesn’t stop me from wanting to mating press her
Yeah that was a pretty funny prank haha *unzips*
She’s super cute and would be a fun gf
She has big breasts for a Pokemon girl.
is there a particular name for older women wearing very young girl outfits, god i need more of it
That's Madonna's career
I love the pokegirl threads that came to fight Palword so fricking much bros
Fight?
Yeah Pokegays are bringing out the big guns and posting pokegirls to reclaim catalog space from palworld.
Pokegays are the ones making the Palworld discussion threads, hate to be the one to pop that bubble for you but there aren't any more Pokegirl threads being made than there normally are.
I like both
They are both perfect I can't choose
Iono is better
Iono has bigger booba than one would expect
i fricking hate iono but i'm weirdly attracted to her. i don't get it. she's so fricking annoying but i just wanna put her in a chokehold and frick her in the ass until she passes out from asphyxiation
Understandable
It's normal, don't worry
>and frick her in the ass
Why are Americans so fricking gay? They're all into shit-tier fetishes like pubes/hairy, shota, femdom and anal, all of which are peak closet gay fetishes.
Let me guess, you're into futa?
Agreed. Still waiting on the new full art to come into the mail. Nemona's too.
I LOATH YOU
I'm sorry I couldn't take any better pictures at the moment. It's dark out and my lightbulbs are the really warm, dim type.
nah i am just jelly
but yeah frick your photos
If it's any consolation, you have to be a dumb paypig to buy expensive cardboard.
hags
god I love hags
>hags
>not a single one of them has pubes peeking out or pit hair
why bother
I always think about that image of Akari hiding under her dress while eating her out.
Someone post more Klara please
I’m working on a project for her
I am, I'm shiny hunting in heart gold before bank shuts down
sex with pokemon milfs and hebes
for anal only
thats with the team star grunts
proof?
there wasnt any proof of their butts. rule34 has failed
disappointing my day is ruined
Rumor says Marnie likes to please older trainers with her mouth
I got PLA, Shield and Scarlet on black friday. I haven't booted them up once, but I already have 30 hours in palworld
I'll probably play them someday, but I just never feel motivated. I just did an Emerald playthrough a few months ago and honestly I'd rather do another before playing shield
>but I already have 30 hours in palworld
Why pretend palworld is even remotely similar to pokemon?
Post more iona, she's best grill
sounds interesting, is it a pal-like?
post more yandere rapist nemona please aaaararhghghghg
No, it sucks.
Not my type of games even when i was a kid i preferred watching Dragonball, Inuyasha and Sailor Moon. When it comes to games i prefer games like:
>Jagged Alliance 3
>Baldur's Game 3
>Cyberpunk 2077:Phantom Liberty
>Rogue Trader
btfo by palworld
Corruptioed
NEED HAIRY POKEGIRL PITS
I hate pubes and armpit hair and I'm tired of pretending I don't.
It's okay to be a homosexual anon, we still love you.
Exactly this, but her mom
>mole
Thats the kiss zone. It literally tells you where to kiss
what does it smell like?
i would assume sweat considering how many layers she wears
what does it taste like?
>pit hair
>:D
>mole
>:(
mental illness
hairy girl kino
HEXO SEXO
I play Pokémon as a sleep aid
The hate for SV was way overexaggerated
Ganker takes a shit post and runs a mile with it. To be fair though, Cyberpunk didn't recover from it either.
sorta, giving gamefreak shit for the games being rushed buggy messes was valid but the game beyond that was pretty okay
They did a lot of shit under the hood that makes it a pretty good entry for me, genuinely the most fun I've had with Pokemon in a good while.
>PREASE UNDELSTANDU!
>SMARR INDIE DEVEROPMENT TEAMU
Nintendo in general is being handicapped by their petulant refusal to produce a console that can compete graphically with the modern era. Combine that with them not taking the easy fricking money and just making their library available on PC, and essentially Nintendo only makes games worth emulation anymore.
$90 plus tip for lazy, sterile baby toys? No fricking thanks.
Do freckled girls have freckles on their asses?
My ex has them on her ass and on the top of her breasts. Extremely hot.
I'm never playing, let alone buying another Pokemon game in my life.
Palworld won.
I prefer the Hikkis.
asses cannot have freckles, its literally impossible
>Only liking Iono from the games
>The other from the anime because of Webm
Tough Gen.
i've seen harsher videos that start this way
No way gay
I was just playing Palworld.
I hate that this is the only pokemon thread open. Frick this shit.
Would love to smell Nemona's ass while she did that to me
I wanna floss my teeth with Nemona's ass hair
daily anal training
Arezu preparing to use the toilet (it's me)
SNNNNNNNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
*POUNDS CHEST LIKE A SILVERBACK GORILLA*
AAAAAAUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHCKKKKKKNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHH
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH *SNIIFFFFFFFFFFFF* FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
you need help
low effort post
>nemona wants everything you do to be fruitful
>play as florian
She wants his dick and his babies.
she would rape u and keep u in her basement
aret hose blackheads on her ass? jezus, b***h. wipe.
Imagine what her brown butthole tastes like
It's sweaty and hairy, so I'd imagine it tastes like heaven
Oh no!
Not playing Pokemon again until they let me create a dicky MC.
Have sex, incel
duh he's trying
With a real woman, not a dude pretending to be a woman over discord
Frick off to /vp/
>Already kicked out from the third place in the most popular SV characters ranking based on their fanart numbers by Kieran
>She was defeated by a guy
How irony because Kieran can't beat her in universe but he destroyed her in popularity and at this rate he is gonna kick Rika out from the second place, he won't defeat Iono and her 5k advantage, though.
Wait, I rechecked and turns out Juliana has 200 more images than Nemona so she was actually 4 place but now is 5 plqce, kek.
Being a hardcore Coomer and Gooner is a terrible fate. Also being a nintendo cuck. Glad i am neither of these.
thought this was going to be happy but then the STEP-father got me
'gator on the 'log
The only thing good to come out of ScarVi we're the yandere Nemona and rapist Iron Valiant chatbots
and ung bunga mommy and future daddy
Oh no, the iron valiant is female
Based
>just stole Metal Sonic from Sega
>NOOOOO PALWORLD CAN'T DO THAT IT'S PLAGIARISM NOOOOOO
kek
Are you having a stroke from shitposting too hard?
https://yodayo.com/tavern/characters/f9edafda-d2e4-4bfa-96d8-629fc48e232e/