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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have and I liked them a lot. No reason to wait for a dire '''''''''remaster''''''''' though, play the ultimate talkie editions in ScummVM for a decent modern experience.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ultimate talkie
      If you're not doing the voices yourself, you didn't really play Monkey Island 1 or 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've played them enough times at this point

      >No reason to wait for a dire '''''''''remaster''''''''' though
      They were already remastered

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They were already remastered
        I thought he was implying videogame "remasters" aren't ever actual remaster for the proper meaning of the word. Marketing shills simply discovered that gullible consumers respond better to that term than to "enhanced port".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >talkie
      Inferior to voiceless tbh.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Inferior
        Not really relevant since he said 'modern experience' and that would basically mean voice acting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The modern experience is dogshit for bland people allergic to actual taste though.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play western pozzed shit

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.jpg

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    During the initial COVID lockdown, my friends and I played these over Zoom while drinking and yelling. It’s now one of my favorite gaming memories.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2022 is real and of course one pirate is black
      thanks for ruining my day anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        black beard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ I actually had to look it up because the "2022" screens would be perfectly believable as a fan-made joke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did people shit on 09? if only we knew how good we had it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >did people shit on 09
        And how. It's also extremely shitty, just a completely different kind of shitty.

        I wish

        included the original 16-color version; I actually remember some purists which may or may not include myself claiming the 256-color version was a downgrade: for example the original had an extra version of the docks background before the sun set completely, and also featured very different stylized closeup character portraits (pixel-art style) created by Steve Purcell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >makes a random character black
      it's not that it happened that makes me upset but the fact that it happened BECAUSE some fricking soiboi decided the game was "too white"

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at 11 hours in on Monkey Island and I can't figure out how to get on my ship. I love the game's writing, but these puzzles are absurd. Buying the ship was baffling. He offered me all these extra deals on the ship and as a joke I said yes to one of them, and then when it came time to paying for it my assumption was I needed to haggle with him and threaten to walk off, hoping he would lower the price. He didn't and I couldn't afford the ship. So I left, came back and after a few attempts he just sold me the ship despite me not doing anything different. And now I got my crew and have spent hours combining every item and clicking on every pixel. There's no more locations to visit and I have no idea what to do.

    I'm stuck and not even on a puzzle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its time to look up a guide now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >And now I got my crew and have spent hours combining every item and clicking on every pixel. There's no more locations to visit and I have no idea what to do.

      Put items in the pot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get all three crew members and the credit from the store to actually pay for the ship?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watch/read them

    [...]

    Interactive adventures aren't games.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried on Xbox 360 and basically fell asleep.

    Admittedly these games don't feel like something you should play lying down.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, I've played neither of these, but I enjoyed Broken Sword and Grimfandango, so let's do it.
    Other than 'just install it bro', what's the best way of experiencing these (on Linux)?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what's the best way of experiencing these (on Linux)?
      ScummVM works great

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sorry but im busy harassing the creator on his blog

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Climb the rope ladder to get the flag. Open the cereal box in the cupboard. Look at the recipe on the back of the map and put enough items that are close enough to the description into the cauldron, it will knock you unconscious when successful. Get the rope and gunpowder in the lower deck and use the map on the fire under the cauldron to get a flaming mass. Go to the upper deck. Use gunpowder and rope on cannon, light rope with flaming mass, use pot on cannon. Part III is where you need the guide.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oh wow this puzzle seems nea-
    >gamefaqs
    >huh this is interest-
    gamefaqs
    >wow what a comical situat-
    gamefaqs

    I think I was able to solve like a handful of puzzles in revenge clean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the secret of monkey island will finally be revealed
    >in THAT artstyle

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah i played 1st MI, great fun...good game until I found myself on the island with a monkey.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All that detail? Yeah just photoshop over it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That banana puzzle is bullshit.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The special editions remove the stump joke, the verbs in the hold my breath for ten minutes ending, and the dancing monkey intro in MI2, even though MI2 references the stump joke. The answers to Toothrot's list of colors changes Macintosh Gray to Macintosh Red, because no one remembers the Mac Classic.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "I don't suppose it's a Nintendo game" is changed to "I don't suppose it's a LucasArts game."

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