Play TurtleWoW

NOW

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too buy on SoD for that chink infested garbage

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SOD doesn't have bots lmao

      Having fun with SOD but getting burned out with the lack of content and rank 3 cap, really nothing to do atm.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Already? But you still got over two more months before a content update.
        https://clips.twitch.tv/CallousSavageGerbilNerfRedBlaster-cpWbUof8iLOxSCy8

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >getting burned out with the lack of content
        have you tried getting a job and family?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am a 45 year old dad that has to
          bring my kids to school
          work a 12 hour shift
          bring my kids home
          beat my b***h of a wife because she didn't wash the dishes or make food so now I have to do it myself
          then I have to go over my stock portfolio and call my parents
          then I pray to the lord above
          I only have 2 minutes to play this game and I enjoy every second of it!
          Any other dads out there that really love this world of warcraft game???

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            seething

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >diamond dozen newbie gets upset
              which 2016ism will you embarrass yourself with next????

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you so mad lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro y u mad?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro y u mad?

                >2 absolutely seething homosexuals waiting for each other to get fricked in the ass by one another

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                all i did was jump in to call him a newbie, not my fault every newbie ever has the sensitivity of a paper bag

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. dad gamer who is stuck on kelris

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol people have been banned in SOD for far less

        Both are dogshit, you subhuman shill.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too busy getting fricked by RNG on Ascension

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >type "w*man" in world chat without context
    >You have been chat muted for 3 days, further sexism/racism will result in further sanctions.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is for SoD or TurtleWoW?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        turdle, but i imagine there is no difference between retail and that anymore when it comes to protecting the hurt feelings of individuals

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely sad state of affairs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      proof that, once again and forever always, troons are subhumans who deserve the rope

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol people have been banned in SOD for far less

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you think our troony mods are bad?? you should see the other guy!
        Man, I guess I'll go play on your server then, instead of not playing WoW at all like a non-loser.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      turdle, but i imagine there is no difference between retail and that anymore when it comes to protecting the hurt feelings of individuals

      idk Barrens chat and mulgore chat felt pretty old school the last few weeks

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WOW
    You're late, almost 20 years late actually.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I will keep playing Ascension because it's fun.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey guys, we know china is assraping the leveling experience and the endgame economy, but its ok, we'll remove chinese chat characters from the client and open transfers to the FOUR chinese servers!
    >uhhh actually removing chingchong crashed the server, please hold while we fix it
    >uhhh actually we didn't translate the last patch yet so we can't open transfers to chinese servers
    >several months of zero progress on this end
    Shenna is a multimillionaire after selling all those spectral tigers and STILL relies on volunteer amateurs to code everything, unbeliveable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >emerald dream and a new fire themes raid is released on retail
      >killing the final boss on mythic and getting the fire bird mount also allows hunters on your account to tame a fire bird of the same model
      >hunters found out you can tame the bird without the mount through a bug if you have a mage sheep it
      >blizzard fixes the bug and removes the fire bird from all the hunters
      >doing this blizzard didn't announce anywhere that they did this
      >this had hunters send in support tickets saying they logged in and the bird was gone asking for a restore
      >blizzard didn't warn support staff that this might happen and all hunters got the fire bird back
      It really is clown city at Blizzard HQ

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao
        Maybe that was "Just give moron's stupid bird back, for the sake of it", but it's funny regardless.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope, this whole time hunters have been REEEEEEEEEEEEEING about it and the only ones who have it are the 5 mythic raiding hunters and the people who exploited and this happened about a month ago

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when you see a new paying goyi- err i mean a new player!

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              A fricking donkey kong ape

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        owls are a stupid as frick pet family anyway

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dragonflight flying pets also cannot fly anymore once a hunter tames them.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There have been dozens of exploited pet tames since vanilla

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did.
    I went on many adventures, killed Torta & several Dreadlords.
    It was fun, but that era is long past.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    haven't been on since the fat italian moron had a meltie

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, shenna

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >please give money to kotick instead

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >turdle and retail are the only 2 options
        lol
        lmao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick wow

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no bigger quest log limit
    >no summoning stone QoL
    >no modern API for macros & unit frames
    no thanks

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cutting edge technology

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cutting edge
      20 years ago is not cutting edge

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nig55CS.jpg

      NOW

      SEXO

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Undead women sexo.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the smell

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          rotting corpse?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        cutting edge technology

        https://i.imgur.com/nig55CS.jpg

        NOW

        ICE
        COLD
        PUSSY

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its called style moron. it might blow your third worlder mind but consider this wasnt cutting edge in 2004 either. millions didnt care

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it might blow your third worlder mind
        third worlders love wow tho

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          only because there were private servers already in 2005

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            that and the implementation of wowtoken during 2016, making the game virtually f2p, tricking them into slavery

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      undead were the only race that was made uglier by the texture revamp they did

      i will forever be mad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks. I tried it for about 30 minutes a year or two ago and found myself annoyed with all of their changes from what I was used to.
    Reminds me I really need to look back into running my own wow server with those bots that you can raid with

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's TurtleWoW?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >r*tail
      >paying nu-blizz a monthly sub anno 2023
      ISHYGDDT

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like wandering around in empty game worlds. It gives me a sense of comfort.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting. Could you elaborate on that more?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's because I always feel like I have to adjust my behavior around other people. Only by myself can I truly be myself, without judgment from others, without being tainted by their perception or expectations of me, because only when I am truly on my own I am not changing, even unconsciously, to compensate for the people surrounding me, directly or indirectly.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              why dont you play a singleplayer game then

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do. I just happen to like the environments and scenery from Warcraft's setting as well.

                What's your IRL situation? Are you reclusive there as well?

                Not as much as I'd like to be. I work from home, which does afford me a great deal of comfort, but I still go out regularly, whether it's to walk my dogs, buy groceries or anything else really.

                I'd enjoy going full recluse, setting up in some mountains in a cabin, all by myself. I don't even need internet really, just periodically get books for myself to read. Trouble is, I'd require a great deal of money to accomplish that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be honest, I totally get where you're coming from with the exhaustion of having to adjust and care about others' perception of you. I'm finding that I'm starting to really hate this about work.

                What do you do for a living and is it bearable?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What do you do for a living and is it bearable?
                I'm in IT, sysadmin of sorts and the job is bearable if repetitive.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sysadmin
                Always thought that was interesting. Supposedly less stressful than software development. What do you actually do day to day?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oversee a multitude of systems, mostly Windows based servers, VMWare stuff, deployments and so on.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stressful or not stressful?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not stressful at all.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Decent pay?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Above average, allows me to have luxuries in life and enjoy myself. I'm looking to change jobs though, get myself even further away from people, but that requires dev knowledge so I have to study more for it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You want to get into dev? The pay can be good and there's a lot of work going around so if you don't like where you're at just leave and you'll find something else, but it can be pretty stressful. People are pushing the absolute max they can onto you and I've found that even as a dev, you're constantly answering to management and end users.

                To me, I pictured sys admin as being even less people focused. You don't think that's the case though?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm, the devs I'm used to dealing with only get bothered by intermediaries - and those are above myself and they themselves only get bothered by me - so I guess it depends what kind of dev work you're doing? This is a mid-size company I'm in, the devs seem to be pretty insulated, only report to management, no clients can reach them directly at all.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guess the development outfit I'm in is small enough that we have to be really versatile, which adds pressure. Maybe it's different in larger teams and I'm just not used to that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What do you do for a living and is it bearable?
                I'm in IT, sysadmin of sorts and the job is bearable if repetitive.

                >IT WFH
                >Handed triple the pay at 1/5 the work of more skilled and life experienced people
                >M-muh comfort
                Jesus christ you lot are not doing your field any service. Either you're so autistic you dont care about the insanely high pay youre given, or you're only there for the pay and yet doomjerk about how easy and kino it is.

                That said: Find a b***h playing retail these days and she'll likely have tapped out of the modern gaming market and making a name of herself on Discord. Playing retail is so braindead you might actually meet some comfy people.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to meet people though. I'm not a kid who's going through a phase, I simply found out I enjoy life a lot more on my own.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              What's your IRL situation? Are you reclusive there as well?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    morons in this thread really hitting each other with a ''gottem'' over wich pile of dogshit smells less like shit

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turtle is so much better than SOD it's sad, i hope Blizz just pull a Valve and buy out the mod
    Gilnaes and Hyjal are kino zones that feel like 2004 Blizzard would have made

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 100 hours releveling for barely different content and get chatbanned by salty trannies
    no

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i can't call people moronic Black folk and roastie foids on trade chat without punishment >>:~~*
      >no i dont do this in real life

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thousands if people report being banned from twow for saying mundane normal shit
        >the shill trannies ALWAYS reply with "lol no you are LYING you must have been screaming Black person for DAAYS ON END!!!"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because you are spamming Black person on end
          at least they banned the bots unlike based blizzard huh

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I stopped playing in August because of the chink problem which everyone saw coming and warned them about, but instead of stoppung it they just banned anyone who complained. My guild fell apart because logging in was basically impossible for an entire month before i left, and when you did eventually get in, you would get 500 ping minimum. Frick turtle and what it has become, and frick Shenna too.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I agree they took too long to fix that and it's hurt turtle's population.
              Interested to see how project epoch handles the china plague if it gets popular.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still playing on esl ran private servers
    Yeah, no thanks

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All WoW private servers are shit because all WoW players are shit

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I raidlog to help my guild with Naxx prog and das it mane

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've tried turtle and a mists of panderia server the game is just boring I always drop it around level 25

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troony private server
    >once they troony themselves, you lose all progress
    Might as well push a rock up a hill

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd only be interested if I could bot. I was super into botting on Ragnarok Online servers for fun because I only wanted to WoE/pvp.

    What are known WoW bots?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think its funny every game I used to play is completely unsalvageable now no matter how you approach it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you me?

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How has nobody posted the programming socks yet?

    It really is true that only trannies and pedos play on Turdle WoW.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Retail/Classic
      >Body Type 1/2

      >Turtle
      >Male/Female

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks
    >troony dev
    >troony friends in power
    >troony cabal on discord

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post the socks.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    naw I'm good
    too many chinks and r*ssians

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wpuldve, bht for some reason their PvP realm is fricking dead
    And I cant handle all the homosexual crossfaction hugbox autism, literal troons and cringe roleplaying freaks on their main one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know what dead is, nostbaby.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      few reasons, freshie fresh gays get bored at level 30 and swapped to SOD/whatever, no war mode for faster exp, no hardcore, a lot of people are new to turtle and went back to their mains on the hugbox realm

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is TurtleWoW good for beginners who have never played WoW before? I assume I would want to play the first three Warcraft games first, but I don't need to play vanilla WoW right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally Vanilla WoW with a couple of expanded zones from the long lost beta days that have a handful of cringe inducing quests. There's also some bullshit cross-faction mods plugged into the engine and some shitty custom items the troony team made for their "donations" scam.

      It's a server for homosexuals and groomers but it's not any more difficult than any other vanilla server.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        GIlnaes is a better zone than anything Blizzard has done in years. The centaur zone in DF was fricking cancer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine, just pick the PvE server. I will claim that Vanilla WoW is the only version worth your time, playing through at least WC3 should give you more immersion in the world

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than Vanilla WoW in pretty much every way, since the original world was very unfinished and left abandoned because some dudes wanted to focus on "epic" content like Outland and Northrend instead.

      If you appreciate the questing and lore Turtle feels like a proper sequel to 2004 Blizzard's vision. Of course a lot of people just want to rush to end game and get loot, so it gets muddled by autistic people upset Turtle changes their 1.12 meta.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. MtF child predator

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Warcraft 1&2 are not story games.
      WoW is based pretty much entirely on warcraft 3 so play that if you want the story. It can be understood without it but you may miss a lot of big questions like "why are these guys fighting anyway"?

      In design vanilla wow and to a lesser degree expansion 1&2 are basically different games than wow from then onwards. Vanilla wow was made when the idea that "end game=the real game" was a silent minority. The game was designed to be about leveling and it's not a clear path of do a than b than c. And it was also an era when balance wasn't considered as important. And when they did consider balance it was weighted a lot differently. Rogues for instance are the best pvp class for open world and hunters are the best levelers. That was on purpose, they just get to be the best at these game aspects and the balance is they are worse at entirely different game aspects. This had to do with the general philosophy that the world was supposed to be a big place you could explore, get lost in, discover things. You probably wouldn't gear up or quest in the most optimum way but you would do it in a way that feels like you are carving your own path. It's also much more rewarding to do group content especially for some classes who are going to be bad experiences soloing if you are new and dont know how to route.

      The game does have a very competitive and lively "end game" but because it was something added on near the end it's very chunky and quirky. Many people would say that old wow had the best leveling and new wow has the best end game.

      If you want to make friends pick a class that can heal or tank pre-60 dungeons. Mages are also a good option as they can make free food for out of combat healing. For profession I would advice skinning+mining or skinning+herbalism (which would be collecting stuff just to sell them on the auction house) or herbalism+alchemy (potion making). Dont pick enchanting.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHINK
    INFESTED

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I play Classic or Turtle?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Classic is at least mostly functional and has players.

      You should really do something better with your time though.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *