Yeah dude wow us dying.
The banks are dying
The US is dying
Russia is losing
The nukes are gonna fly
The vaxx are gonna die
The unvaxx are gonna die
An asteroid is gonna hit in 2036
The super volcano is gonna blow
Two more weeks
>majority of problems since legion fixed >first patch already dropped >next patch dropping next week opens a new questing zone >patch after that with a brand new zone already on ptr >following three patches, 10.1.5 10.1.7 and 10.2, all dropping this year
This makes the doom poster seethe. Wow has never been more alive.
I don't get how anyone plays this garbage. The whole game is just repeating the same content 100x to get better gear to repeat more content another 100x. I will never understand why anyone pays for a sub to this or any MMO for that matter.
i played dragonflight for a few months but stopped after my guild completely fell apart. now i only see one or two of my guildmates online spamming mythic plus 24/7
I played legion to like 100% completion despite not caring for it too much (better than cataclysm) so I pre ordered dragonflight and still haven't touched it. My sub ran out like 3 weeks before it came out and I have had zero desire to play WoW. I don't even think I have it installed right now. I'm not opposed to coming back but definitely not right now.
played during MoP because I love monk classes in games. Skipped WoD, came back for Legion (which is where the game should've ended imo) and stuck around for BfA because the Zandalari are cool.
>play WoW
Why? I swear WoW players and other sub based MMO players are the original videogame cucks. Paying a monthly fee to play a game? You are on the same level as people that donate their wages to fricks like in the picture you have there.
You're disgusting.
I'm probably just waiting until further advancements and improvements in that field, or the existing methods become less costly. >"Just pull off the bandaid and embrace baldness bro women love a confident bald dude"
I can't do it. I hate how I look with short hair, let alone completely bald. It just doesn't work for me.
I know you didn't say that, but it's a common argument a lot of people lob at you in these situations.
No it's a stupid argument people make, I agree. I would rather keep my hair at the longer length I have it. Shaving hair to me is like short people working out and being overly angry at everyone 6'+.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It always comes down to "you're too vain if you care about your hair for your own sake. You should only care if women care and women like bald men so embrace it. :)" >Shaving hair to me is like short people working out and being overly angry at everyone 6'+.
lmao
I just don't see the point in trying to fight baldness. At least if you aren't getting hit by it when you're young, like under 30. Once you start getting older I figure it's best to just accept that and stop trying to fool yourself into thinking otherwise. You can still look good and stay in good shape without being a gay trying to make believe he's still a young 20-something. There are tons of cool bald and balding dudes in all the history books so I never understood why people think so poorly of it.
There is no point in fighting it if it's inevitable, but there more and more methods of preserving or regrowing hair are popping up, so I'd like to wait it out for a bit and not go all Scorched Earth. >There are tons of cool bald and balding dudes
I don't disagree. It's a personal thing. I just personally prefer not being bald. Plenty of people are fine with it, I just don't like it. If you've ever looked in the mirror at your beard, or your eyebrows, or your hair and thought "this doesn't suit me at all," then you probably get what I mean.
cut it before your head ends up looking like a lollipop covered in dog hair and dust bunnies
Luckily, it's not that bad, and unlikely to get that bad. I got that shit from my father, and his hair thinned out only around the literal top back. The crown? The rest was still just fine in his old age, and it's still just fine for me. It won't ever get that as bad as that picture unless I go out of my way to frick it up.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Love your hair anon, there's nothing wrong with liking and feeling better with the style you like on yourself.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Thank you, anon.
I probably sound like I'm overcompensating with my hair-trigger/kneejerk replies, but the usual clichés about embracing baldness with dignity are so ubiquitous in just about every facet of life both on- and offline that I feel like I need to lead with it, lmao.
I just don't see the point in trying to fight baldness. At least if you aren't getting hit by it when you're young, like under 30. Once you start getting older I figure it's best to just accept that and stop trying to fool yourself into thinking otherwise. You can still look good and stay in good shape without being a gay trying to make believe he's still a young 20-something. There are tons of cool bald and balding dudes in all the history books so I never understood why people think so poorly of it.
>let a moronic israelite ex-raidgay be in charge of game development >turns game into a boomer raidlogger's paradise, full of microtransaction cosmetics and nothing to do outside of raidlogging, constantly kneecaps all content that's not raidlogging because it makes his people upset that they either aren't the highest geared people in the game/they have to do more than just raidlog >game dies
as long as ion is in charge the game will never be anything but a failed esports game with a paypiggy MAU farm component, it even has a fomo season pass trading post now to keep people subbed LOL
that's a guild that is backed by an esports league that buys a ton of gold to pay for morons to raid with the raiders and trade them off all the drops they get so they have a lead on the raid world first race
Even the actual world first guild is sick of wow raiding, their main tank quit raiding after this current tier and several of them openly admit on stream that they have more fun wiping in blind FFXIV ultimates for months than they have raiding in wow for the past 4 years
>raidlogger's paradise, full of microtransaction cosmetics and nothing to do outside of raidlogging,
That's the complete opposite of what he did moron. He filled the game with endless, repetitive mandatory chores so you had to log in and grind for multiple hours a day if you wanted to remain competitive.
>vashj'ir
ion wasn't made lead game developer until 2016 (mid legion) before that he was hired on just to design raids since he was the elitist jerks guy and that was and still is the only part of the game he understands or cares about
all of the busywork and timegates were to keep these raidloggers logging in once every 3 days, but dragonflight completely threw it all out the window and now surprise surprise the game is dead and full of raidloggers and 40+ year old lifer sunk cost addicts, two demographics which have a lot of overlap
this, and there's always so many people that play the private servers that actually like the game. The retail servers are people who sign in out of habit and just stand afk refusing to talk to anyone they deem inferior.
Played WoW since release. Quit during cata. Skipped WoD. Subbed for one month during MoP and finished all the quests then did some PvP. Resubbed and played for a year during legion. Didn't play BfA. Resubbed for six months of classic. Resubbed for 6 months of classic cata. Haven't played since.
But in all that time by far the best time of WoW was the classic beta. Having that 20 then 40 level cap and running raids and cross faction dueling tournaments was magical.
You need to consider WoW is a game that's just had expansions added onto it as if its a mandatory formula.
The result was tonnes of shifting mechanics, gameplay changes and direction each expansion, leaving the game filled with more and more unnecessary content each go.
The game is dying a slow death, inevitable.
finally decided to cash out all of my gold to some chink, unsure why i even waited so long to since i haven't enjoyed playing wow for more than 4 days at a time every 6 months
Prob HRT, he's been experimenting with cross dressing and trying to sell the idea to his audience, been talking about wearing womens clothing 3 times a week recently.
>tfw troonyflight is the first okay expansion in years >will be forever forgotten because player numbers are in the dumps after the last 2 and because of the 80 gay npcs
Blizzard is trying to shift nearly a decade old mentality of endless grind for a more casual approach akin to FFXIV. Before anyone tries to argue because I mentioned "other game" know that they've blatantly stated that heir method of trapping people in endless grinds is something they aren't doing anymore.
you're a pedophile aren't you, OP?
Yes but what does that have to do with Warcraft?
>puts on a fake character 10 hours a day
why do streamers do this?
idk maybe the millions of $ they get
for the amount of money that this moron makes i think he can live with it
I would also put on a puppet show for morons for 6 figures.
this is why he doesn't stream on his main account anymore, he can't handle doing the fake enthusiasm
2 more weeks unitl Wow is completely dead
Yeah man EVE online is still going to.
Yeah dude wow us dying.
The banks are dying
The US is dying
Russia is losing
The nukes are gonna fly
The vaxx are gonna die
The unvaxx are gonna die
An asteroid is gonna hit in 2036
The super volcano is gonna blow
Two more weeks
Look at WoW today compared to its prime and tell me it isn't already dead.
I'm not talking about player population either.
I read it as
MEET
MAGGOT
>I thought you said WoW was dying?
Not dead yet, but slowly, like a poison debuff. has a good reason why WoW is currently soulless and slowly dying.
Does he even still play?
I thought he hadn't logged in for at least a month or 2.
>majority of problems since legion fixed
>first patch already dropped
>next patch dropping next week opens a new questing zone
>patch after that with a brand new zone already on ptr
>following three patches, 10.1.5 10.1.7 and 10.2, all dropping this year
This makes the doom poster seethe. Wow has never been more alive.
I don't get how anyone plays this garbage. The whole game is just repeating the same content 100x to get better gear to repeat more content another 100x. I will never understand why anyone pays for a sub to this or any MMO for that matter.
Masochism.
every expansion since WoD has broken sales records.
Dragonflight didn't
it's unironically over
when they're forced to admit it, you know it's bad
>The zombie is still moving, therefore it is alive
WoW officially died with Cata, but I personally kept animating its corpse until WoD. How long did YOU keep animating its corpse?
i played dragonflight for a few months but stopped after my guild completely fell apart. now i only see one or two of my guildmates online spamming mythic plus 24/7
Quit after 9.1, but I had unsubbed a few times between Legion and then.
I played legion to like 100% completion despite not caring for it too much (better than cataclysm) so I pre ordered dragonflight and still haven't touched it. My sub ran out like 3 weeks before it came out and I have had zero desire to play WoW. I don't even think I have it installed right now. I'm not opposed to coming back but definitely not right now.
>playing a game means it’s dead
played during MoP because I love monk classes in games. Skipped WoD, came back for Legion (which is where the game should've ended imo) and stuck around for BfA because the Zandalari are cool.
I played from vanilla to wotlk and then quit a month into cata because if sucked dick.
He hasn't streamed wow in so long though. I think the last time he did was when there was the mount contest after dragonflight came out.
>play WoW
Why? I swear WoW players and other sub based MMO players are the original videogame cucks. Paying a monthly fee to play a game? You are on the same level as people that donate their wages to fricks like in the picture you have there.
You're disgusting.
It's funny the person who made this thinks he's still gonna have hair in his old age
My grandfather passed away with a full head of hair at age 87. Both sides of my family have really good hair genes.
Yeah but Asmongold sure as shit doesn't have those genes.
giwtwm
>t. bald spot on back of the head
there's plenty of stuff out there to stop it. Plus eventually hair regrowth will prob be super common.
I'm probably just waiting until further advancements and improvements in that field, or the existing methods become less costly.
>"Just pull off the bandaid and embrace baldness bro women love a confident bald dude"
I can't do it. I hate how I look with short hair, let alone completely bald. It just doesn't work for me.
I know you didn't say that, but it's a common argument a lot of people lob at you in these situations.
No it's a stupid argument people make, I agree. I would rather keep my hair at the longer length I have it. Shaving hair to me is like short people working out and being overly angry at everyone 6'+.
It always comes down to "you're too vain if you care about your hair for your own sake. You should only care if women care and women like bald men so embrace it. :)"
>Shaving hair to me is like short people working out and being overly angry at everyone 6'+.
lmao
There is no point in fighting it if it's inevitable, but there more and more methods of preserving or regrowing hair are popping up, so I'd like to wait it out for a bit and not go all Scorched Earth.
>There are tons of cool bald and balding dudes
I don't disagree. It's a personal thing. I just personally prefer not being bald. Plenty of people are fine with it, I just don't like it. If you've ever looked in the mirror at your beard, or your eyebrows, or your hair and thought "this doesn't suit me at all," then you probably get what I mean.
Luckily, it's not that bad, and unlikely to get that bad. I got that shit from my father, and his hair thinned out only around the literal top back. The crown? The rest was still just fine in his old age, and it's still just fine for me. It won't ever get that as bad as that picture unless I go out of my way to frick it up.
Love your hair anon, there's nothing wrong with liking and feeling better with the style you like on yourself.
Thank you, anon.
I probably sound like I'm overcompensating with my hair-trigger/kneejerk replies, but the usual clichés about embracing baldness with dignity are so ubiquitous in just about every facet of life both on- and offline that I feel like I need to lead with it, lmao.
I just don't see the point in trying to fight baldness. At least if you aren't getting hit by it when you're young, like under 30. Once you start getting older I figure it's best to just accept that and stop trying to fool yourself into thinking otherwise. You can still look good and stay in good shape without being a gay trying to make believe he's still a young 20-something. There are tons of cool bald and balding dudes in all the history books so I never understood why people think so poorly of it.
cut it before your head ends up looking like a lollipop covered in dog hair and dust bunnies
>let a moronic israelite ex-raidgay be in charge of game development
>turns game into a boomer raidlogger's paradise, full of microtransaction cosmetics and nothing to do outside of raidlogging, constantly kneecaps all content that's not raidlogging because it makes his people upset that they either aren't the highest geared people in the game/they have to do more than just raidlog
>game dies
as long as ion is in charge the game will never be anything but a failed esports game with a paypiggy MAU farm component, it even has a fomo season pass trading post now to keep people subbed LOL
how much do people pay for raid carries if each participant gets 200/300k?
that's a guild that is backed by an esports league that buys a ton of gold to pay for morons to raid with the raiders and trade them off all the drops they get so they have a lead on the raid world first race
It's cheap as frick, I bought a few for some achievements to post when people told me
>you don't play the game (they're right) post achievements!
Even the actual world first guild is sick of wow raiding, their main tank quit raiding after this current tier and several of them openly admit on stream that they have more fun wiping in blind FFXIV ultimates for months than they have raiding in wow for the past 4 years
>raidlogger's paradise, full of microtransaction cosmetics and nothing to do outside of raidlogging,
That's the complete opposite of what he did moron. He filled the game with endless, repetitive mandatory chores so you had to log in and grind for multiple hours a day if you wanted to remain competitive.
This. Trying to remember if it was Vashj'ir that was such a repetitive nightmare grind for literally nothing that I quit.
>vashj'ir
ion wasn't made lead game developer until 2016 (mid legion) before that he was hired on just to design raids since he was the elitist jerks guy and that was and still is the only part of the game he understands or cares about
He's referring to Nazjatar in BFA which was an absolute fricking nightmare.
all of the busywork and timegates were to keep these raidloggers logging in once every 3 days, but dragonflight completely threw it all out the window and now surprise surprise the game is dead and full of raidloggers and 40+ year old lifer sunk cost addicts, two demographics which have a lot of overlap
Wrath classic is the raidlogger expansion and it's thriving. Frick off with your mandatory 5 hours of bullshit AP grinding per day.
WoW died over a decade ago. I've been playing on private servers for years and having more fun on them than I ever had with WoW past 3.2.
this, and there's always so many people that play the private servers that actually like the game. The retail servers are people who sign in out of habit and just stand afk refusing to talk to anyone they deem inferior.
even playing classic was miserable, private servers are nothing like the antisocial parsegay autismfest that classic ended up being
I haven’t played the game since vanilla wrath but you can tell that the game is doing well this expansion based on the doom posts lmao
Why do I see this unfunny redditors face all over Ganker
Do you “people” unironically worship ecelebs now?
Played WoW since release. Quit during cata. Skipped WoD. Subbed for one month during MoP and finished all the quests then did some PvP. Resubbed and played for a year during legion. Didn't play BfA. Resubbed for six months of classic. Resubbed for 6 months of classic cata. Haven't played since.
But in all that time by far the best time of WoW was the classic beta. Having that 20 then 40 level cap and running raids and cross faction dueling tournaments was magical.
You need to consider WoW is a game that's just had expansions added onto it as if its a mandatory formula.
The result was tonnes of shifting mechanics, gameplay changes and direction each expansion, leaving the game filled with more and more unnecessary content each go.
The game is dying a slow death, inevitable.
finally decided to cash out all of my gold to some chink, unsure why i even waited so long to since i haven't enjoyed playing wow for more than 4 days at a time every 6 months
he got FAT
yeh he looks bloated, must have started taking drugs/drinking.
dude was a skeleton for a decade then suddenly became a circle
Prob HRT, he's been experimenting with cross dressing and trying to sell the idea to his audience, been talking about wearing womens clothing 3 times a week recently.
for frick sake
>it's ya ma'm, asmonpink
he got old, that's all
interesting how his mother dies and he can afford virtually any food he wants and he gets fat
>Don't play world of warcraft
>10 years go by
>I have a gf
wow
>tfw troonyflight is the first okay expansion in years
>will be forever forgotten because player numbers are in the dumps after the last 2 and because of the 80 gay npcs
bad bait
really though when you look at dragonflight relative to every wow expansion? its really just fine
someone should edit a (you) over the grogan.
Blizzard is trying to shift nearly a decade old mentality of endless grind for a more casual approach akin to FFXIV. Before anyone tries to argue because I mentioned "other game" know that they've blatantly stated that heir method of trapping people in endless grinds is something they aren't doing anymore.
and its fine
it's just fine
it's not amazing
it's fine
It still has the pozzing, though.
Video games, stupid homosexual, VIDEO GAMES.