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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they go out of their way to come up with the literal gayest sounding name for a video game console possible?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't one of the games kind of sexo? I swear I remember seeing a dialogue box where the character was implied naked.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. Anyone can make a game and there is basically no quality control.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha imagine making a game that just bricks the system hahaha

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    crank it, anon

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    now you get laughed at for buying this sòyface enabling device and you go back to gobbling dicks

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any good games?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have found games everywhere from bad to ok. A lot if them are way too expensive.

      is it easy to pirate games on it? How's the screen visibility? My skin crawls at thinking of a non backlit screen for that price

      I think so. You basically upload game files to there sideloading servers and it installs on the system. I don't see why you can't put anything in there and I really don't think they are tracking it, but who knows.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was just watching some guy on youtube showing off gameplay of a few, and they look pretty cool, but probably not $200 base + games + tax & tip cool.

      Playdate still seems very much like a niche thing for people with more expendable income than brains.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'd absolutely move more units and thus more games if it was $100-150, but I think the potential margins on software can't outweigh the price cut at the rate and volume they're producing.

        Also this one looks fun.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those screenshots look beautiful. What a waste

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it easy to pirate games on it? How's the screen visibility? My skin crawls at thinking of a non backlit screen for that price

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, the screen is good under moderate light but you really need to be at the right angle. The viewing angle and light reflection is on par with like a gameboy advanced

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The viewing angle and light reflection is on par with like a gameboy advanced

        Yikes! I HATED that shit, the gbssp truly was a "I'm never going back" moment.

        Can I play the games on pc/smartphone? Are they hardware locked?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is a screen mirroring feature but I haven't messed around with it yet.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't get the appeal of this thing. I only ever see it mentioned occasionally by some infantile gamedev.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the appeal is to generate a bit of buzz when people ask "does the crank charge the console?" and immediately kill it off when you answer "no it does not"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the point. There's another meme handheld whose gimmick is that it's cartridge based, but I can at least sort of get that one. I don't see the point of this thing.

      It's just weird and the crank makes devs think about new gameplay elements. It is definitely destined to fail but I bet a very small homebrew community will form. There are already like 400 games on the homebrew sites.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what if player need to turn the crank?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the point. There's another meme handheld whose gimmick is that it's cartridge based, but I can at least sort of get that one. I don't see the point of this thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      quirky novelty toy for nerdy hipsters, it's the equivalent of vinyl records for music people

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely the quality of the games is equivalent to a Game Gear
    Are any of them even 3D?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      game gear had colors, this is closer to a smoothly animated gameboy, no it doesn't have real 3d games but a few simulated 3d ones yes

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciate the attempt to have a new controller input other than button or trigger.
    I always a thought a twisty dial could be used for some gameplay elements if you use your imagination. When will a mainstream console add on an analogue button I wonder

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...modern consoles have 2 analog sticks and 2 analog triggers, there's a reason why dials aren't a popular choice anymore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think cranks are an innovative input method, I've never played one but I believe all those fishing arcade machines feature one and they are old as frick.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you missed out, some of the 00s fishing games in the arcades are incredible

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, I've always wanted to play that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just as boring as actual fishing.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The crank doesn't recharge the battery
    now what indeed

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    crank it hard enough to recharge the battery

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top my score, homosexual.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't broken 300

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      press B, you'll find me there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I beat you by just a little

      Also, the screen is good under moderate light but you really need to be at the right angle. The viewing angle and light reflection is on par with like a gameboy advanced

      It's better than the GBA display if only because the 1 bit screen has such high contrast

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You toss it into the garbage because you fell for a scam.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you received the exact product, as advertised, how is it a scam?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you could of bought actual good games on steam instead of this hipster moronation. Even the pocket chip was less moronic. Who's making games for this? Literally nobody.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're stupider than the people who bought this piece of trash.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are so ashamed of your purchase you can't even admit it, or you can't afford it.

            Counting on their site there's ~135 games. Granted a decent chunk are either novelties or shit, but that goes for basically any software library. If the handheld itself was cheaper I'd consider it since the games themselves are all $1-8, but as it stands it's too expensive. I'll wait for a major price drop or emulator.

            I don't' even see a reason to emulate this, anything moderate good is going to come to pc anyway.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Counting on their site there's ~135 games. Granted a decent chunk are either novelties or shit, but that goes for basically any software library. If the handheld itself was cheaper I'd consider it since the games themselves are all $1-8, but as it stands it's too expensive. I'll wait for a major price drop or emulator.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look it up
    >it'll be atleast ~$350 after shipping and taxes
    Yeah no I don't think so

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would be my ideal console?
    >I hate the physical format
    >I don't have a modern screen (just an old tube TV)
    >I can only purchase games that are 100% free
    >I can only purchase games in digital format
    >ultra cheap console (price less than 100 dollars)
    I hate the nintendo switch
    >I hate PC gaming
    >I hate steam deck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A modded Vita.
      Although, they do tend to range from 100-150 in price and that's before any memory storage. But once you mod it, you're able to use one of those adapters that act like the Vita's memory card and use an SD with it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And something that is very munch cheap?

        I'm looking for something that fits everything I'm looking for and is within the budget of a person from the third world.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Getting below 100 is going to be borderline impossible with your requests because everyone now thinks they're holding on to some mint condition shit and want mint-condition prices for it, even though what they're holding is a barely-functioning piece of shit.

          Other than a modded Vita, other choices include a modded Wii U and a modded (3)DS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you sound mentally ill, or perhaps just a stupider than usual thirdie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A miyoo mini or equivalent chinkheld

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good but it's too classy for me

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course the only Keita Takahashi game of the past five years is on this thing.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that game where you play as a mustache hipster riding a unicycle
    they know their audience

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Sparrow Solitaire, the best game on playdate.
    https://playdate-wiki.com/wiki/Sparrow_Solitaire

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Season 1 games ranked from my favorite to least favorite

    >Great tier
    1. Racheteer (only real game)

    >Good tier
    2. Flipper Lifter
    3. Zipper
    4. Whitewater Wipeout
    5. Hyper Meteor
    6. Star Sled
    7. Echoic Memory (not for everyone but I really liked it)
    8. Snak
    9. Crankin's Time Travel Adventure
    10. Casual Birder

    >Someone Else Might Like This Idk Not For Me tier
    11. Saturday Edition
    12. Pick Pack Pup
    13. Executive Golf DX
    14. Demon Quest 85
    15. Sasquatchers
    16. Spellcorked!
    17. Questy Chess

    >Bad tier
    18. 360
    19. Forrest Byrnes Up In Smoke
    20. Omaze
    21. Boogie Loops

    Made Me Angry On Account Of How SHIT They Are tier
    22. Inventory Hero
    23. Lost Your Marbles
    24. Battleship Godios

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nate's play and date

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is nate?

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