>played FF7 Remake. >didn't like it. >no desire to play Rebirth because it looked worse

>played FF7 Remake
>didn't like it
>no desire to play Rebirth because it looked worse
>got it for my birthday anyway
>beat it and it is FAR worse
>recently sold it used for 20 eurobucks (that's as high as they'd go)
I'm done. Final Fantasy is dead to me. I have a working PS1 and the old FF7. I am not buying part 3 and I will inform people that I don't want it so that the Rebirth-fiasco doesn't happen again.
How do people enjoy this shit?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently very few do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
      Dawntrail next baby! Let's get the flop trifecta and hopefully SE kills itself!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So why are people claiming this sold more than Persona 3 Reload again? Are Squeenix fans that stupid?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want it to fail as much as anyone, but part of this is because it's exclusive to a failure of a console.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have no soul

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you fail to reflect on what you do with your time then you are an NPC. And if you do reflect, you will realize that you are consuming Marvelslop that you get to pay 70 dollars for 3 times.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mentions Marvel without any provocation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rebirth is provocation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOT BUYING 15 COPIES OF REBIRTH IS LITERALLY ANTI WOKE TERRORISM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOT falling for your manipulation, Sweet Baby. This game shits all over the original thanks to selfish people who insist on having everything as a social platform.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how much of that is actually in the japanese script

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everything i dont like is a marvelslop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is quite literally marvelslop, there's even a 5 minute cut scene where Sephiroth tells Cloud he is in marvelslop in the last chapter, stop playing moronic, norkjeet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honesly I have mixed feelings for the endings of both games but the rest is easily 10/10, both Remake and Rebirth.
        I love the original and the characters so much that the padding we got I treat it as spending more time with the characters I liked.
        And I don't mind spending $210 because I didnt. I buy half-discounted on Steam, and it's not like I play AAA slops anytime.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I love the original and the characters so much that the padding we got I treat it as spending more time with the characters I liked.
          And there it is

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >How do people enjoy this shit?
            The vast majority of remake fans would have been happy with whatever they got because they like the characters so much. And to be fair FF7 has a great cast. But when you look at the full range of FF7 media out there it's clear that quality is not important to its fans.
            Give them Sephiroth, Zack, Tifa, whatever, and they'll gobble it up and say they love it no matter how strong the aftertaste of shit is. Then beg for more.
            Lucky for them, they'll milk FF7 forever.

            Stop trying to antagonize people that like good characters in a story, you fricking Black person. It's completely valid.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But they're not the same. They're cheap cutouts padded and dragged so that you can gaslight yourself into thinking they're the same. The characters you loved come on 3 discs on a PS1 game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't play the game but it is a 10/10 for you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You need to stop asking these kinds of questions Anon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Haven't played Rebirth but I did Remake.
            Yes, I love Remake too.

            But they're not the same. They're cheap cutouts padded and dragged so that you can gaslight yourself into thinking they're the same. The characters you loved come on 3 discs on a PS1 game.

            They're not the same what? It's there to flesh out the characters better, and their characterization and dialogue are 20x better than the original.
            Do you really want Remake to copy paste evrerything from the original? I mean, I don't mind, but I don't mind what we got either.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >everything from the original?
              Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It literally is, it's the same thing homosexual ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The dialogue is certainly getting there. I dunno how many characters now have used millennial and Zoomer speak but it's far too many and I haven't even got close to finishing it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mentions Marvel without any provocation

      >everything that is marvelsop is marvelsop

      There are perfect valid comparisons between FF7Shitmake and Poopilation and the MCU: an "expanded universe" that nobody asked for, solo games/movies for characters that didn't need it, rebooting, alternate universe/timelines shenanigans, the milking of the cow until it runs dry, the lack of talent and creativity and their derivative aspect, etc., etc.
      Squeenshit has become derivative and is trying its own MCU too late, even as the MCU itself crumbles.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Squeenshit has become derivative and is trying its own Rebuild of Evangelion
        ftfy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There aren't, you just mention Marvel because you don't watch anything else and Ganker made it an easy punching bag.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everything that is marvelsop is marvelsop

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do people enjoy this shit?
    The vast majority of remake fans would have been happy with whatever they got because they like the characters so much. And to be fair FF7 has a great cast. But when you look at the full range of FF7 media out there it's clear that quality is not important to its fans.
    Give them Sephiroth, Zack, Tifa, whatever, and they'll gobble it up and say they love it no matter how strong the aftertaste of shit is. Then beg for more.
    Lucky for them, they'll milk FF7 forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So just coomers then?
      I don't understand where this "characters" thing comes from, when every character in FF7R is as stereotypical as they come and Cloud is arguably the biggest marry sue in fiction.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cloud is arguably the biggest marry sue in fiction
        What are you implying? That Cloud didn't learn to break-dance in SOLDIER and that he can't totally just do that in full combat armor with the sword that weighs more than him which he then swings around civilians unprompted and earns the cheer and admiration of everyone for achieving?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That entire webm makes me depressed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This webm is just embarrassing. If I was a FF7 fan (I played it once in my 20's, so no childhood nostalgia) or if I had bought Remake and Rebirth I would feel so stupid. These games are a joke. I watched the endings on YouTube and they're both so bad. I can't wait to see how bad they frick up the actual ending.

            This is not how I remember FFVII back when I was 8...

            Holy shit. I was actually excited for the pc version still despite everything. Not anymore. I won't even pirate this shit.

            >Cloud is arguably the biggest marry sue in fiction
            What are you implying? That Cloud didn't learn to break-dance in SOLDIER and that he can't totally just do that in full combat armor with the sword that weighs more than him which he then swings around civilians unprompted and earns the cheer and admiration of everyone for achieving?

            Its like even the writers forget about their character's personalities and abilities or just make exceptions for stupid shit like this. I know its suppose to be fun but be fricking consistent.

            You dweebs will never be Ultimate Party Animals.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is george lucas in charge of final fantasy now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This webm is just embarrassing. If I was a FF7 fan (I played it once in my 20's, so no childhood nostalgia) or if I had bought Remake and Rebirth I would feel so stupid. These games are a joke. I watched the endings on YouTube and they're both so bad. I can't wait to see how bad they frick up the actual ending.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They'll do it the way they did with KH3.
            >the villain has no real motive beyond being evil in some way
            >what few questions the writers remember raising will be explained by poorly-defined time travel, mutliverse and/or anime-magic
            >slight teaser at the end for more to come and they'll DEFINITELY give you the ending you want this time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is not how I remember FFVII back when I was 8...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy FRICKING shit no undershirt?!?!?!?!??!?! WHat a fukcnig bawds ! @@@!!!##!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't worry, they're working on the patch for the OG version as we speak.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit. I was actually excited for the pc version still despite everything. Not anymore. I won't even pirate this shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What are you implying? That Cloud didn't learn to break-dance in SOLDIER
          Wait so you think Cloud was in SOLDIER?

          This is the kind of high quality posters, who totally know what they're talking about, FF7 Rebirth hate threads attract. I'm sure he definitely has white skin too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its like even the writers forget about their character's personalities and abilities or just make exceptions for stupid shit like this. I know its suppose to be fun but be fricking consistent.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Everyone saying they better not remove silliness that the original had
          >They add silliness
          >WOW THIS IS SO DUMB AND SILLY WTF
          You guys don't know what you want.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Right, they better not remove the silliness. People didn't want a tryhard GoT ripoff like ff16 again. But they also didn't want them to add more silliness to the point that tone goes out the window. There is so much dumb otaku tier weeb shit in the cutscenes in rebirth, it's mind boggling that this game was made by middle aged men. They're less mature now than when they made the original almost 30 years ago.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think Cloud learned how to snowboard and ride chocobos in the army, too?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought that Cloud was just some loser grunt, but then the Nibelheim incident happened and a spiral of events from there
          inexplicable breakdancing skills

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry for your loss of time, anon
    F
    "People" who enjoy the REs have a particular set of substandard that allows them to like anything as long as it's flashy enough to catch their attention, not unlike a toddler who can't take their eyes off a TV, regardless of what's on

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do people enjoy this shit?
    trannies/low iq creatures

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to hear a Remake fan explain how the Remake series ISN'T marvelslop at this point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't understand, it's just timetravel/spacetravel/multiverse/whatever, okay, it's new, and original, and you haven't seen it before and no people don't have the same reaction to seeing Iron Man as they do seeing Cloud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simple: FInal Fantasy wasn't huge and successful worldwide within the last 20 years.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot of these threads for the haters to jerk each other off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turns out a lot of people didn't like it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta make our 5 cents per defense post anyways. Has Eric sent over the next promo script in the discord channel yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it's okay to have a constantly flowing spa-... I mean adv-... I mean totally organic threads about how good it was where the same 3-5 ResetEra-troons try to force the narrative that this is somehow something """everyone""" wanted?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should destroy the haters by explaining how the remake series isn't the same as marvelslop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't watch superhero movies, idk what the frick you're even talking about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still hasn't been answered btw

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That just proved my point

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remake fans will get very angry if you point out their game is marvelslop but they won't say you're wrong or explain why it isn't.

    The fact is they're just fans of marvelslop and always have been

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Remake a marvelslop? Can you explain?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Multiverses exist only to remove stakes and create hype fan pandering moments. There will never be a true conclusion to the story anymore. Owned by a company who promises the stories will continue forever.

        These are just some examples, but I asked first.

        Remake fans will get very angry if you point out their game is marvelslop but they won't say you're wrong or explain why it isn't.

        The fact is they're just fans of marvelslop and always have been

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Evidently true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're right

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The MCU has finally established the FinalFantasy pattern.

    A project releases (She-Hulk) knee-jerk reactionary responses take over the internet & it gets memed to death.

    A new project announces (Deadpool) & suddenly everyone remembers how awesome the old project actually was.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's always the people who "stopped watching" Star Wars, who "stopped watching" the MCU, and who "stopped playing" Final Fantasy who have the strongest opinions about the future of the franchise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're the ones who liked the last shit the least. They are the exact people SE should be listening to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey these people who stopped shlopping this diarrhea have opinions, but they liked the old diarrhea before when it was chunky but now they hate it now that it is curry flavored gravy squirts, WHAT GIVES? FRICKING FAKE SLOP FANS! MMMF, SQUEENY DUMPING MORE GOTTA GO SHLOPPPPPP

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meh, I stopped watching the MCU and Star Wars and don't give a crap what they put out now. I'm not even sure what is in development.

    Final Fantasy I'll never stop playing and being excited about!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does Cloud do so much schizo shit and everyone else just brushes it off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they don't outright mention it but I assume they are aware he is partially under the same influence as the black robes still thou something like that or the black materia scene are moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      barret called cloud out on his schizo shit countless times in the og. Haven't played remake or rebirth so idk about those 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is always concerned when he does mad shit.
      They cut him some slack because everyone thinks he suffers from Mako degradation like the black robes.

      Theyre's many cut scenes where Cloud shits his pants thinking he is gonna end up like them and teammates try to reassure him.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A list of things I'd be fine with in Part 3:
    >Keep everyone alive
    >Multiple timelines
    >Time travel
    >Multiple dimensions/multiverse
    >Sephiroth Redemption Arc
    >Full FPS for Vincent stuff
    >Say “Khet Shi” or “Aeris”
    >Officially link to FF10
    >Reference other FFs
    >Multimedia+DLC content
    >Put Jack Black in it
    >MORE CAT SIDEQUESTS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is my point. How do you see multiverse shit and think "yeah this is fine"?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure that anon was being sarcastic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, sarcasm is hard in text-form. If he was being sarcastic then I agree with him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. They are things I would be fine with but that I think would really bother some people.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've recently started playing FF3 again and it's very fun after beating 2. Final Fantasy 2 needed more tweaking, but the job system making an appearance is cool, it's fun to see where that began. I am going to play all the Final Fantasies in release order and try to examine the shift over time.

    Final Fantasy 2 was still more fun than Remake, and it was during Remake that I realized I wanted to go back and was no longer interested in modern Final Fantasy. I don't see myself buying 16, Rebirth or 17 either unless they have a MAJOR course-correct for the latter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I replayed and finished FF5 recently. You should try it, I'm sure you'd like it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm looking forward to it! As mentioned I'm playing the games in release order, so I'll try 4 first and when I'm done with it I'll try 5. After that I'll be back in things I've played before up until 10 (which I never played, my home wasn't a PS2 home).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Final Fantasy 2 was still more fun than Remake,
      As someone that did that after 16 (which I easily and firmly place into the top third of the entire series, quality wise) I have no fricking idea how you came to hold this opinion.
      FF2 is dreadful. It's one of, if not the worst game in the series.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, you did play 16, which he didn't so I guess that's pretty telling of your taste.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's telling that I have a more complete picture of the series because I actually played the games contained within

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no he's right you have dogshit taste and should (making an educated guess here) kys

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So the one that knows that 2 is shit has bad taste and the one that thinks its good has good taste?
              Have you even played 2?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Yes. Yes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2 is far more fun than 16, and I HAVE played both.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                liking 16 cancels out any other opinion you could ever have about anything ever in life. there's no coming back from that. leave the thread.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True. But the completeness of the picture doesn't seem like his goal. He wrote that he stopped at Remake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am going to play all the Final Fantasies in release order and try to examine the shift over time.
      not worth it. okay 6-9, 12 and tactics, then drop the series forever or regret wasting your time later. it's that simple.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >6-9
        >when 8 is mega ass
        >excluding 10, including 12
        >excluding 16 because muh recent game = bad
        ebin

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>when 8 is mega ass
          you fricking zoomers will never stop regurgitating what the algorithm feeds you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Black person I played 8. 8 is dogshit. 8 has exactly 2 good things to it: it has the best OST out of the ps1 games and it has ONE good side game (but even then only the main, basic ruleset).
            That's it. The main combat and stat enhancement mechanics are shit and different for the sake of being different and caused the kneejerk overcorrection that made 9 so boring to play.
            And the story is probably the worst in the entire series when counting the games that actually tried with their stories. Yes, I'm including even 13. And so is the cast, even if Squall is okay.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not gonna read this and you should have a nice day. 😀

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              8 has the best OST of any Final Fantasy ever made.
              8 has the best characters (by far) of any Final Fantasy ever made.
              8 has the best setting of any other Final Fantasy ever made.
              8 has the best character customization of (arguably) any RPG ever made.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >8 has the best characters (by far) of any Final Fantasy ever made.
                The cast is fricking dreadful m8. Squall is an okay MC given that he has a character arc (which is not a guarantee in FF) and that he's somewhat competently executed, but the rest is just so 2 dimensional or otherwise unintentionally unlikeable. Especially Rinoa and the way her and Squall's relationship was handled. Seriously, not only does Squall get emotionally manipulated and coerced by his friend group that he has known since childhood but that he temporarily forgot about due to otherwise completely plot irrelevant brain worms, they are also all completely schizophrenic in their opinions. One second they're calling Squall a monster when he wants to prioritize the Garden and all its inhabitants over Rinoa's safety during their battle against the other Garden (as he should as the de facto leader), the next they're calling him an incompetent clown because he's now consumed by his worries over Rinoa.
                Frick that clown car of an ensemble.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am going to play all the Final Fantasies in release order and try to examine the shift over time.
      I did this last year. When you approach it with that frame of mind it's pretty interesting. Studying the growth and changes of a developer over time is genuinely fascinating and you'll start to appreciate a lot of little nuances of even the "bad" entries. Hope you have fun with it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It just made me hate certain games in the series more and firmly entrenched the belief that even the "loved" entries benefit massively from nostalgiagayging and that the larger hardcore FF fanbase is moronic.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If we still had the IP counter I bet this thread would have around 6.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's every thread now. Ganker is dying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's every thread now. Ganker is dying.

      Or at least Ganker is. I don't frequent enough other boards to know, really.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All that is known is that all the positive threads had awful IP-to-post ratios when the IP counter did work. It was often 1:8 and above.

      The only difference between optimistic threads and negative threads is that no one can sell you anything in the negative ones.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The only difference between optimistic threads and negative threads is that no one can sell you anything in the negative ones.
        This. The reason Ganker was allergic to marketers for so long, at least the reason they were so easy to spot, was because Ganker was never positive about anything. When I see the 100th """comfy""" Rebirth thread I know exactly who's samegayging it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ganker was never positive about anything
          Such a newbie mentality thinking this site was always about shitting on everything. No idea where this influx of users came from that think every board on this site is supposed to be /b/.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ganker was never positive about anything
          have a nice day you fricking Black person. Thank you for making this board worse.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do people enjoy this shit?
    Goys love slop

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice bullshit story, Jimbo.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sold it used for 20 eurobucks (that's as high as they'd go)
    You literally can't get a used copy for under 50 bucks on Ebay.

    At least be consistent with your bullshitting, Jimbo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >using Ebay for video games
      Normalgay detected.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you sold it for only 40% of what you could have sold it for because, why exactly? Because you're very smart?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe he just wanted to get rid of it that badly? Who could blame him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes because everyone knows vidya loses value even faster than a used car. Wouldn't want to wait too long to sell it because then you might lose money...like 60% for example.

            Or you know maybe he just never played the game and made some random moronic shit up.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just throwing out a hypothetical, pal. No need to get upset. No one's fault, including yours, that people didn't like it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've given away things that I could have made 10-20 bucks on because the product was so undesirable. It's not that unreasonable that someone do the same for a video game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just looked it up and Gamestop is literally paying more than that right now, so yes it is entirely unreasonable to believe such an obviously bullshit story.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gamestop only exists in Europe in France, Germany and Italy. And considering OP is talking about "eurobucks" it's statistically unlikely he has access to a Gamestop. What prices you find there are meaningless in this context.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gamestop buys everything at absurdly below market prices. If Gamestop is paying more it is not possible for 20 euros to be true. Whether Gamestop exists in his country is irrelevant when everwhere else on the planet would pay more.

                He made it up, homosexual, accept it. All I ask is that you morons take 10 seconds to make your sperg threads about a game you haven't played at least semi-believable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >everwhere else on the planet would pay more
                And this is where I stop replying to you, because you are obviously out of your mind.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are aware that a lot of countries have A LOT worse economies than any of the above-mentioned, yes? Far worse than America. The fact that you assume that there is no place in the dirty shithole that is Europe would not be willing to pay 20 bucks more for a used video game (and worse, a BAD used video game) borders on actual lunacy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Please show me which countries in the eurozone lack access to Ebay.

                >nooooo u don't understand!
                >this game which will receive multiple GOTY nominations is actually so bad it managed to break capitalism at the same time!
                Sure it did, zoomzoom.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I remember last time you people proclaimed GOTY. How'd that go for you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >GOTY
                You rang?

                I don't care about GOTY. I care that you people are so braindead moronic your lies are as transparently bullshit as those from a three year old. I know zoomers are, for the most part not white but the posting quality of Ganker has failed to meet an already low bar since you single digit IQ brownoids got here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >GOTY
                You rang?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >caring about GOTY
                >caring about GOTY and thinking Stellar Blade is going to win anything

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>beat it and it is FAR worse
    Rebirth has better combat than Remake such as the fight you can fricking do air combos now, and you don't have to waste materia on parrying. How in the world is it worse?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could have just re-released FFVII, unaltered and unadulterated, except with the high-fidelity graphics. That was the only thing required here. This was their “break glass in case of emergency” game and they fricking fumbled it. I don’t understand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From producer Kitase's moronic ass take.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s right.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. Only women and small children like repeating the same media ad nauseum.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >let's start by appealing to literal homosexual troony cucks and women who weren't even alive when original released nor purchased the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kitase is another clueless hack. Final Fantasy died with Sakaguchi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally all they ahd to do was
      - Fix the ugly roblox models
      - Generally make sure the artstyle is consistent instead of 6 different looks for Cloud in avatars, model, etc
      Don't "remaster" the music and just use th original
      - Release on all systems at once

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one wanted that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'm not interested in a re-telling, I want a Remake.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >capital R
        You got exactly what you wanted then.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I know how you feel OP. For me Final Fantasy started to show its cracks after FFX. I dislike the changes and feeling they made to the remake compared to the OG. I haven't played rebirth yet since I am waiting for the PC release but will probably pirate it. Remake was good as a stand alone game but the tone is just way too different and they made too many stylistic changes which I dislike.

    Oh well - remember you still have the original game which is still great.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I understand they likely focused on the PS5 version and took the exclusive deal because it might take six months anyways to port the game to pc but the separate release windows really killed my interest in the game because I know I'll still have to wait another couple months when it drops on PC because they'll go with epic exclusive instead of being a normal developer and releasing on steam.
    I want to see the new Golden Saucer. I'm excited to frick around with some mini games. I like that shit. But trying to get hyped for the game is just a headache with this terrible fricking release format.
    If they held the game back until 2025 and launched everything at once THEN that could be a banger, but they didn't and they'll do the same shit for 3 so it's just a headache.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The intergrade shit soured me on the first game which made me not buy this one. I'll just wait until 2035 when I can buy all three games with all their DLC for the complete edition or whatever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as Sony and Epic keep paying these for these deals, than Square is gonna keep doing them.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever dumb morons think about FF7R 'series', there is one immutable fact: the soundtrack is absolutely outstanding.

    etc etc etc etc etc et-fricking-c. Wall to wall firaga.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only good part of the soundtrack is what they lifted from the original FF7.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Patently false https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHp7-mW3yBI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQppXkQ4Ds8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4TjmnoOKfg

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure why you even bother. The people who critique this game on this site will just blindly call everything about it shit and that only the original was good.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In fairness, I'm dismissing every critique on the grounds that I personally like the soundtrack.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes I just hope it's an idiot and not a deliberately shitposting Pajeet y'know
            I miss when Ganker was honest

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus, are your ears broken?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh come on at least the Salmon-theme is pretty nice?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ehr, maybe the non-battle version is kinda functional. That's the best I can do.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It makes me feel weird how much I enjoy Kyrie's theme song.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this sucks, you got any good examples?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your mum is a good example of sucking

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              your dad rapes your ass to this music and calls you salmon boy

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the game would be perfect if it was the same but with better GRAFIX!!!
    It's like this site really is just a bunch of zoomers

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth is technically better but Remake didn't waste my time as much with unfun minigames when trying to do all side content. I was already really annoyed by the side content by the time I got to Cosmo Canyon, and the minigame you have to do for the protorelic there almost made me drop the game. I was actually seething mad.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >played FF7 Remake
    >didn't like it
    What a shocker.
    Why did anyone think that hacks like Nomura & Toriyama wouldn't do anything other than rape the frick out of FFVII? The Compilation proved that nuSquare have no fricking clue about what FFVII great. It's just fujoshit now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't really need the """remake""" to tell me that.
      >Dirge of Cerberus
      >Advent Children
      >Crisis Core
      And so on and so on. It's not a well-kept secret that SE have 0 clue what made the original FF7 so popular, much less what makes games fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was an old interview with Kitase (?) I think, where he was talking about how Sephiroth was such an iconic villain because you were always following his trail of destruction, and everything built up to your final confrontation with him.
        Then in the remake he's shoehorned into the fricking intro with no fricking suspense whatsoever. All Squenix care about now is appealing to the lower common denominator of fanboy and fangirl. Sephiroth is basically Darth Vader and lost all of his mystique.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Compilation is the Star Wars prequels of Final Fantasy. And the Remakes are the Sequels.
        Either way, it's all garbitch.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't really work, prequels ended up with good secondary media (videogames), compilation is nothing but trash.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but at least you could squint at Crisis Core and kiiiinda see it as an okay game on the go on the PSP. No amount of squinting is going to make Remake/Rebirth/moronic look anything but abysmal though, holy shit way to squander your obvious slam-dunk SE.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I always thought Revenge of the Sith was okay. I can't fathom anyone enjoying the sequel-trilogy though. Lord what wretched beasts they must be.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the remake games because they give Red more screen time and he was my favorite in the original.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another useless blogpost where OP dislikes something without elaborating
    Get a WordPress account you useless homosexual

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the same way people enjoyed AC. By just not playing and enjoying the original game.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea I like part 1 more. Fricking don't care about mini games at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I consider myself a dude with a long attention span, and I thought Remake was a little padded, but Rebirth just amplifies that shit by 10 and I barely managed to suffer through the game only to be greeted with one of the most moronic endings I have seen on this planet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yea I like part 1 more.

      ?si=7ZmqmSmpidTDTGOu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That glide Chocobo mini game and the asiatic that made it can inpale themselves on the same giant Black person dick that the chink who designed the crunch mini game is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That dart game in the remake mogs anything in rebirth anyway.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I didn't like either of these games but I still have the need to b***h about it because I need the attention
    I hate you fricking zoomers like you wouldn't believe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Stop having negative opinions about things."

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >call it a remake
    >it's not a remake at all
    Why did SE do this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they can't do it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SE does not have the understanding to produce a remake. As a million spinoff games, movies, animes and (not that many?) gachas have proves is that they have no idea what the secret sauce is. They can't remake it because they physically don't know how.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can say for fact that like 90% of the people posting on this thread never even played Rebirth including OP and his obviously bullshit story about selling a month old game so cheap, and his claim that Remake is better than Rebirth? Right.. Rebirth is quite literally one of Square's best games to date. If you didn't like it then you simply do not like Japanese or maybe even video games in general. That is a fact.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. shill

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've wanted a remake for forever, I love the game and play it annually. Couldn't even finish the first entry, there hasn't been anyone with good ideas since the Enix merger.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The remake saga is better than the OG game. I’m playing the OH right now after Rebirth and everything is a such a monumental downgrade in characterization compared to the new shit. The fact that Vincent and Yuffie aren’t even mandatory speak to why the remake saga is better. I’m glad you seething troon Black folk have to have your containment threads about being mad at the video game. Keep that shit out of the real discussion threads thank you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You cant even play as Vincent stfu zoomer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The remake saga is better than the OG g-ACK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This post brought to you by a butthurt trans discord

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a tough time imagining that Tifa would wear something like this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a tough time imagining that face belongs to Tifa.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what in the frick is that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why?
      she probably wears even more provocative costumes when she gets fricked in 7th heaven for 100 gil / cumshot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most girls on the beach dress in less than this. The modern bikini is practically just a thong with a string bra.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her bikini in Rebirth is the definition of overdesign. Like WTF? It's the only thing I was looking forward to in this game and it was an easy win, but they somehow failed spectacularly. A basic bikini would have been a thousand times better. Any AI or fan art beats the official one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The art of her in jean shorts and a tied-off top is top-tier and I don't know why she doesn't just wear that the entire beach time. But I felt the same about her dumb looking blob dress from remake.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Ganker 1 - Off-Topic, Not Vidya.
    This block will expire in 13 minutes. [More Info]

    Uh oh, looks like I had the wrong opinion.
    BLACK LIVES MATTER
    I LOVE FF7 REBIRTH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Shiiiiiieeet
      This has got to be a parody of Westoid wokeness

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Y'all whities need to learn about who built Juno, and don't forget to sub at Paetreon to heal your white-guild

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >*Junon
          >*guilt
          >*Patreon
          Good night everyone. Spelling is no longer in the cards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is important to not have negative thoughts or negative opinions about Final Fantasy. You wouldn't want Hiroshimoot to look bad in front of his friends, would you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You deserve it for being moronic.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is making these threads. someone hates this game so much that it's getting spam like this on a scale similar to political topics, it's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen, as if to some person astroturfing Ganker on FF7 is the single most important thing in the world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe, and bear with me on this one, a LOT of people hated it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but considering the radically lower sales number, I'd say a lot of people played, but didn't like Remake. A good portion of those who did (or who could at least stand it enough to get Rebirth) might be feeling some buyers remorse now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to believe more than one person could have an opinion I disagree with

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd look into altering that perception Anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most of it is coming from a single extremely prolific autist, yes.
          He's been on a crusade against the remake series for years, he's like the Barry of VIIR

          I wonder is there a name for this specific kind of cope

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why did you reply to your own falseflag post

            I refuse to believe more than one person could have an opinion I disagree with

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's how he threadshits, absolutely massive amounts of samegayging.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We agree a lot. Lets do it some more.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you always do this moronic falseflag routine whenever your threadshitting is pointed out

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because he's insecure.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                inb4 he has a completely normal one over this

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh boy Jimbo is not going to like this

                You know that big infodump post about Barry that lists his usernames and activities? Can we get one for Jimbo too? I want more images like that to post to expose him and drive him crazy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sometimes I reply to Jimbo like this to make people think it's Jimbo falseflagging. It helps me derail threads when I know I'm going to be offline for a while.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >admission of trolling outside of /b/
                Gentlemen...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good catch

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Done

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and here

                I do this too, but I say turn based won (because it did) and type with different capitalization to confuse my enemies into thinking there is more than 1 Jimbo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice try

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >someone says they troll intentionally
                >someone else replies to say "I do that too"
                >this isn't an admission of trolling somehow
                You fricked up, sorry bro

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do this too, but I say turn based won (because it did) and type with different capitalization to confuse my enemies into thinking there is more than 1 Jimbo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude just wait until they find out who posted this "expose" lmao

                Because he's insecure.

                What I don't understand is how could a game that only one person disliked not have sold better

                Truly a mystery

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i just say reddit fantasy or say fpbp outside of /b/.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pretending to be me
                I didn't spend the last 6 years shitposting to have a cheap imitation steal my (You)s.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh boy Jimbo is not going to like this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's not what I'm saying - I'm sure there are people that hated it for legit reasons (not a 1:1 remake, world navigation can be obtuse in certain regions, padding, etc.) but the game has been out for almost 3 months and there are these threads constantly filled with people using concern troll language

        I'm saying anyone who's been on this site long enough should be able to read a significant number of OPs and replies in these threads as insincere and systemic, my unanswered question is who would be motivated to keep this shit up day after day, week after week, and why

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sticking with "a lot of people don't like it" as final answer Pat. All the shit on this board melts together after a while but concluding that means it's one person is a bit of a reach.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of it is coming from a single extremely prolific autist, yes.
      He's been on a crusade against the remake series for years, he's like the Barry of VIIR

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Most of it is coming from a single extremely prolific autist, yes.
        Jesus, the cope you people go to.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jimbo's patterns are very easy to recognize
        He thinks he's some 4D genius fooling everyone but comes off as a little kid throwing a tantrum and repeating the same boring gotchas to himself that only are impressive in his own mind

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't the Barry of VIIR be someone who spends their whole life angry that people criticize it and endlessly fights anyone who calls it bad?
        Surely nobody is that pathetic

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just reach Nibelhelm
    Here is my tier list so far
    Cloud and TIfa still King and Queen
    Why did they nerf Aerith so much?
    Her triangle button might as well as nonexist and her normal attacks are terrible to build ATB
    She need to place a ward to actually build ATB to be compareable to other characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares when the combat is so shallow?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOT LOTS OF STUFF ON YOUR PLATE
    GOT THINGS YOU WANT OUT OF YOUR HAAAAIIRRR
    SO YOU SHOULD PUT THIS MERC TO WORK
    ESPECIALLY IF YOU GOT
    GIL
    TO
    SPARE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's only useful as an onahole

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's Marlene

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is Cloti going to win?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well Aerith is still a skwere so yes

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's impossible to take any criticism of Rebirth seriously when you know it's all coming from one autist who hasn't even played it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They out themselves by criticizing the game

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are only 5 nuFF fans on Ganker and they spend all day naming each other or dumping the same images.
    Fire Emblem won.
    Zelink won.
    Nintendo won.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5? You think there's that many? I call 3 tops, but they have a small army of Discord-troons.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's no masterpiece.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm unironically glad that we have one poster we can blame all the hating on because it means we don't have to deal with the criticisms at all. We can just invoke the name of the ONE hater behind all the negative comments and boom, no more discussion about those no no opinions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      I was getting pretty pissed off at the "marvelslop" comments but now we can ignore them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      I was getting pretty pissed off at the "marvelslop" comments but now we can ignore them

      Still hasn't been answered btw

      >falseflag samegay overdrive engaged

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God damn, you weren't kidding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ow, my nerve!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing dismissed ITT is the game. The rest are just trannies seething that they'll never be Tifa.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this board is a shithole and I can only blame myself for asking sincere questions and expecting some basic level of discourse
    inshallah all autists in this thread will be consigned to their fate for all eternity: pimping unimportant opinions on unimportant matters because they're slaves to their autism, flesh puppets if you will, compelled to put finger to key for reasons they themselves cannot truly comprehend
    also, I liked the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic opinion
      >can't write or spell
      >have nothing useful to say
      >melodramatic
      We can tell you liked it.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't say a single reason why the games were bad
    It is more likely that op made up this story than not. Not every game is made for everyone and some people won't like FF7 Rebirth. But it is far more likely that op never played either of these games.

    If I didn't like the original, and got the sequel for my birthday anyways (?), why the frick would I beat the sequel?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i had to sell a game for €20 that goes from €50-65 everywhere else
      >It is more likely that op made up this story than not
      You think?

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What I don't understand is how could a game that only one person disliked not have sold better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We don't ask such questions here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone have an answer for ?
      I'm super curious what the fans of this tripe have to say.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't hold your breath. We're still waiting to hear how Rebirth doesn't count as marvelslop. That's probably why they're deflecting with off topic namegay nonsense.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll take a stab at it:
          >it's got multiverses
          >the writing is nonsensical and can't make up its mind between silly "humor" and serious character drama
          >it's very flashy but most of it's filler
          >everyone likes the characters but no one really knows why
          >every entry ends on a "please get the next one too, please please please!"
          >most fans have a somewhat agreeable timeline of when the last "good one" was and everything after that has been trash
          >only defended by a deteriorating fanbase of people who have dedicated their entire personality to it

          What do I win?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You win no reply, no response and some time wasted. You are trying to explain to a fanboy, like the ones you mentioned in your last line, something that goes against his dogma. While noble of you to attempt, it is not a rewarding undertaking.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not just reply to yourself with an answer, that seems to have been working out great for you so far.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't want falseflag answers then maybe you should give your real answer. And if you're not here to discuss then why are you sulking.

          >WAAAH STOP SAYING THINGS I DON'T LIKE
          >NO I WILL NOT TELL YOU MY OPINION
          >AAAAHHH HOW DO ALL THESE HATERS KEEP POSTING AAAHHH WHERE ARE ALL THE FANS
          >NOT SAYING WHAT I THINK BTW!!!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he admitted to falseflagging
            And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why 7R threads are so shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he admits he's not here to share his opinion, just here to do endless callout posts so nobody says anything bad about remake
              Grim

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >inb4 "NO ACTUALLY THE THREADS ARE SHIT BECAUSE YOU KEEP CALLING ME OUT ON MY THREADSHITTING"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for always being here to repeat what I've just said but building on my point slightly. Even if it looks like I'm just doing a monologue through replies we both know that's not the case. It is a little sus that neither of us ever disagree or say anything other than agreeing about our shared enemy, but that's how it goes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What would you be talking about right now if I wasn't here

                How much money have you spent on passes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not a single cent. But we both know you'll choose the lore you "and your friend" have written for me instead. I'm sure he'll agree shortly!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What would you be talking about right now if I wasn't here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's not here to discuss. He's here to tell the haters they're wrong. That's it. And to throw namegay shit around.
            Literally the same MO as Barry.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd rather just never talk to your homosexual ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does a game that you gays dislike sold like hotcakes then? The "woke western garbage" like, TW3, BG3, TLOU, Spiderman 1 and 2, "Soi of war". Care to vomit your moronic opinion on that as well?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's unfortunate, I had a lot of fun with it though. I look forward to part 3. Feels good to be an FF fan in the current year.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feels good to be entertained by most things
      Yeah, I bet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, after XV I thought the series went to shit, luckily XIV, XVI and Remake trilogy turned it around. Rebirth feels like a squaresoft game.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haters are such pitiful creatures. Must suck to go through life just hating everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That image is everything wrong with entertainment today. You people are such thoughtless basic animals that you don't use your heads at all so everything can be as formulaic and poorly written as it is.
      This "just turn off your brain" shit is a fricking scourge, and Final Fantasy (and most of modern media) will rot away because of people like you.

      You are literally the problem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man being stuck in perpetual teenage angst as a way of trying to appear smart and cynical is a much better way to live life

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haters are such pitiful creatures. Must suck to go through life just hating everything.

        moron Black person
        I hope You die of cancer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        morons like you acting like Final Fantasy VII and the OG Trilogy Star Wars are well written slop are the reason why pop media is as moronic as it was and it is right now. Stop acting like shit written for shitty teenagers are anywhere near good writing. You morons can't even defend how Luke isn't considered a mary sue but throw a hissy fit over Rey. Also
        >Remake/Rebirth is so terribly written guys!!
        >Jenova's plot point dropped? Who cares, cool dude with a long katana, he's so kewll!
        >literally no one knew where to go after the Kalm flashback? Who cares, chocobo, the Midgar ZOLOM! WOW weee, Beta is so kewll guys!! Just go to the next location, maybe Sephiroth might pop up! Then the story will progress.. maybe...
        >Oh my god! Cid is so kewl! Wait... why does shinra need a biplan-... OH MY GOD, THIS FAT GUY IS SHREDDED BY THE PROPELLER?! SO FUNNY!! LAWLL!!
        And so on... This is the slop you morons are defending and are getting angry when, surprise-surprise the Remake and Rebirth doubled down. So yeah nah, frick you nerds.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"age argument" against good writing again
          Whatever.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >moron can't defend his old slop gets angry when people pointed out his slop, was in fact slop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron.

      Based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron.

      Yeah man being stuck in perpetual teenage angst as a way of trying to appear smart and cynical is a much better way to live life

      Based enjoyers of all things

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did I miss the post where someone explained how the remake series isn't marvelslop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, they're still seething and deflecting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, they're still seething and deflecting

      You did:

      I'll take a stab at it:
      >it's got multiverses
      >the writing is nonsensical and can't make up its mind between silly "humor" and serious character drama
      >it's very flashy but most of it's filler
      >everyone likes the characters but no one really knows why
      >every entry ends on a "please get the next one too, please please please!"
      >most fans have a somewhat agreeable timeline of when the last "good one" was and everything after that has been trash
      >only defended by a deteriorating fanbase of people who have dedicated their entire personality to it

      What do I win?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But that's someone saying why it is marvelslop, I want to know why it isn't. Or are the remake fans angry because they know there's no denying it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >are the remake fans angry because they know there's no denying it?
          ding ding ding

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, no I don't think there's any real denying it at this point. But I misread your post. My bad.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A damn shame, but it is what it is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You never defined marvelslop as anything more than a buzzword with no meaning
      That's why no one responds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There aren't, you just mention Marvel because you don't watch anything else and Ganker made it an easy punching bag.

        If the remake games have nothing in common with marvel then it would be very easy for anyone itt to say why it's not marvelslop. Can't you even try?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is very funny that they want so many contradictory things to be true:
          >remake ISN'T marvelslop, don't call it that!
          >but we can't tell you why it isn't
          >also there are millions of us and only ONE hater and ALL these negative comments are from the ONE poster
          >BUT we also can't work together to prove this ONE person wrong, we can only deflect
          >yes that's right, NOT ONE of us, of which there are many, will even attempt to explain why remake isn't marvelslop
          >nobody even knows what marvelslop is! but remake ISN'T marvelslop!!!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >very easy for anyone itt to say why it's not marvelslop.
          Because it's geniune and takes it's characters seriously. There's levity, sure, but never at the cost of a character moment.
          There also isn't an endless supply of quips every other sentence by every other character.
          There also isn't a revolving door of villains that are the same as the hero but evil.
          Most of the villains are fully fleshed out characters with their own goals beyond nebulous 'i must win because im evil'.
          Rebirth is full to the brim with soul ripped straight from the original only done in the HD era, whereas the marvel movies are the most soulless manufacturization possible of their characters and story lines.

          I could go on and on and on if you really want me to.
          Just because Rebirth deals with multiverse sheniniganz doesn't mean it's automatically marvelslop.

          Now since I took the time to tell you why it's NOT marvelslop, how about you tell us why it IS marvelslop, since you seem to be so stuck on that idea.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no response to a legit answer, only responds to shitposts or more arguments
            i really wish every single person that is on this site that just sits here all day arguing for the sake of arguing would off themselves and leave this place for people that actually want to talk about games in peace.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In a perfect world I'd be able to discuss if Sephiroth or Jenova was in control 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and never have to see a single critical post.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If marvelslop is such a descriptively accurate term it should be no problem for you to define it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I visit this thread hours ago and now just came back, so I didn't reply to my least engager.

      >how the remake series isn't marvelslop?
      Only the last chapter of Rebirth is marvelslop. The rest follows roughly the same plot as the original. Even Zack did not really matter in the grand scale of things (yet).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the last chapter of Rebirth is marvelslop
        The haters have won

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it reasonable to assume that if anyone criticizes something you like they must hate absolutely everything in the world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just shut your brain off anon. That's what most Rebirthtroons do, and see how happy they are, spending their time ITT!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can just sort of tell by the way they talk, to be honest.

      [...]
      moron Black person
      I hope You die of cancer

      like this guy. No one in real life talks like this. And if they did they would get dropped.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course.

      Please try to state your opinions in your own words instead of doing this autistic "pretending to be the made up person you dislike and talking to yourself" thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I do, do you promise to say your opinions too, or will you continue to just question anyone with a criticism while never making a point of your own?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >or will you continue to just question anyone with a criticism
          Never done that, take your meds.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Im only here to tell haters they're wrong and also imply they are all one person. I'm not here to say what I think. Even if I did someone would disagree or say I'm wrong and then I'd get mad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Too slow, troll.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cool blog post, bro

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>no desire to play Rebirth because it looked worse
    60+ hours playing and beating it anyway because you "got it for your birthday", just so you can shitpost online
    i genuinely dont understand you people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he's poor? When I was in college I couldn't afford a lot of games, and I was really happy when my parents or friends got together to buy me a new game or console and I'd almost always play it.
      I got through White Knight Chronicles that way and in retrospect that game was awful.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you buy a PS5 if you're poor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not him, but he could have borrowed one. Or maybe he got that a few years ago too? Or maybe he sold something to afford it?
          Is this really where you fall off?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What?
            I was just pointing out the unlikeliness of your hypothetical.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is it really that unlikely to get a console for a present if he clearly got a game as a present though?
              For most people, maybe not OP, but for most people buying a game or a console isn't expensive but maybe it is for him. I remember being very grateful when people gave me stuff when I was poor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay so he's a poorgay.
        Take the sealed copy of the game you do not want and go to a store and try to return it and get full price (store credit tho) and buy a game or two that you actually want.
        Or sell it on ebay for 90-95% of the box price
        Or sell it on a local marketplace app/website.

        It would be like if you played White Knight Chronicles and beat it and realized it's a shitty game and then 4 years later someone gifted you White Knight Chronicles 2. Would you open WKC2 and play it? Or would you trade it in / sell it / return it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Would you open WKC2 and play it?
          Yeah? It might have gotten better, hell, maybe they learned something from the previous one?
          That's what sequels are suppose to do, improve on what came before and it's not like I probably had anything else to play. If I still had faith in the developer, I might have opened and played it, yes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well in that particular case you'd be getting buttfricked because WKC2 was basically just WKC1 except you did the story in backwards order.

            I guess we're just different people with different wavelengths.
            If I played a game and didn't like it at all and had no intention on playing the sequel because everything I saw of the sequel made it look worse, if woulnd't then play the sequel to see if it got better if I got it as a gift. I'd keep that b***h sealed for maximum resell value and buy something i actually wanted.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marvel invented timelines
    That is how shallow your moronic opinion are. Go on, explain how Remake/Rebirth is "marvelslop" first. You're the one who's adamant that there are correlation between the two.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but they made Tifa's boobs bigger and put her in a skimpy swimsuit, Rebirth saved gaming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >skimpy
      Have you ever been to a beach? I live in a cold-as-death country and the 2 days a year we get beach-weather most women where bikinis so small they border on lingerie. What they wear is practically a burka compared to reality.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look, fine, we can't say it isn't marvelslop. But we can ask you to define marvelslop and say marvel didn't invent timelines.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does "Marvelslop" mean and what does it have to do with this game?

      LMAO

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does "Marvelslop" mean and what does it have to do with this game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an easy buzzword for mental morons who likes to "criticize" something without explaining why.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget to reply to everyone who calls it kino to demand they DEFINE kino
        Or will you only do that if people are negative?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Negative posts get grilled into oblivion. Positive posts get a free pass.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Explain what Marvelslop means, because not all of us consume all of Marvel's media like you do.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok that's a very good point. Why is one buzzword ok but the other isn't

          Negative posts get grilled into oblivion. Positive posts get a free pass.

          Looks that way

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Negative posts get grilled into oblivion. Positive posts get a free pass.

          Ok that's a very good point. Why is one buzzword ok but the other isn't
          [...]
          Looks that way

          can you please try a little harder to pretend you aren't completely assblasted about this game lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kino is an easy word for someone to praise a game without explaining why

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And we all know positive posts don't have to elaborate or explain themselves. But if you have a criticism you are about to get raked over the coals until you regret it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I guess that's why kino is OK but marvelslop isn't

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't see anyone calling it "kino" here. You're literally the first one who used it here.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Please don't interrupt his samegay tantrum.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the buzzword the schzio is going to spam and samegay himself about until the end of the thread, several hours from now.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is anyone criticising this game? I don't understand it. Even if they didn't like it shouldn't they keep their mouth shut and move on to a new product already?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Final Fantasy has a 30+ year legacy. People are going to be upset for a while when you frick another one up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Final Fantasy has a 30+ year legacy.
        Yeah and quite literally 20 years of that legacy are controversial at best starting with the obtuse-even-by-pre-WoW-mmo-standards FF11.

        13 and 15 are dogshit, 11 and 14 are dogshit MMOs, so if you didn't like 12 which was half dogshit half decent, it's literally been since 2001 when FFX came out since there's been a good mainline game.
        (I'm excluding 16 since it came out less than a year ago.)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with you. But the first 10 were so good that people kinda thought that it could make a recovery at some point and are only now starting to realize that any hope of that is long since gone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much. At this point the series has been shit for almost twice as long as it was any good.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remake/rebirth is actually better written than the og. It actually takes its time to develop the characters and makes events like aerith death be more than just "she died, i'm le sad...". The stakes are higher.
    Granted, we all know wheres does it lead so i wouldnt say we should be afraid to know whos dying or who doesnt, but at the very least it's trying to shake up the narrative in an interesting way thats connected to the og ff7 (cloud going crazy and nobody knows what's real and what isnt). A remake "closer to the og" would have been a complete failure of its premise since it relies on the false memories of cloud, it would have been just a bunch of "hehehe i know what this reference means! I played the og hehehe did you know that cloud isnt a soldier? Did you know that aerith died? Maybe play the og and get this reference, goy, and be cool like me" From og players, just a memberberry for og players to jerk off and feel superior. Just another replay of the og.
    With remake, everyone is on a blank page so it feels like everyone is playing the og for the first time again. Thats far superior in my book. I'm glad it exists, both the og and the remake.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We can't define marvelslop. But even though it's meaningless it makes me very fricking angry to see others call remake marvelslop. I shouldn't feel this way about a meaningless word.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting for that definition of marvelslop
      I've never watched one so I have no idea what you're talking about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's never seen a marvelslop
        What are you, a Kenyan bush tribesman?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never watch tv or films

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We can't define kino. But even though it's meaningless it makes me very fricking angry to see others call remake kino. I shouldn't feel this way about a meaningless word.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oops, accidently proved my point!

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So by "Marvelslop", does that mean Cloud has adamantium claws, Tifa controls the weather, Sephiroth is a giant armored head in a floating chair, and Barret likes to scream "I'm UNSTOPPABLE!!"?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what it means but we need everyone to stop saying it by any means nessacary

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can we all just agree that marvelslop doesn't mean anything and that remake should NEVER be referred to as marvelslop?

        Just tell us how remake isn't marvelslop

        I CAN'T

        What percentage of this thread is made up of your posts, do you think?
        I'm betting over 30%

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What would you say the defining aspect of my posts are?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Trolling.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That they're all expressing my own opinions but in a way that makes them sound blunter, and therefore less reasonable and more moronic

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like a problem for you and nobody else. Stop having moronic opinions I guess

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I CAN'T

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That they're all expressing my own opinions but in a way that makes them sound blunter, and therefore less reasonable and more moronic

            Sounds like a problem for you and nobody else. Stop having moronic opinions I guess

            I CAN'T

            >schizo actually thinks he's having some sort of socratic dialog by manifesting and talking to the voices in his head
            Grim.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you think it's always you? Think of the hundreds of other posters here. What makes you different?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >more schizophrenic babbling

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh my bad, you sounded like you knew me. But I guess you're just another bystander.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he didn't answer the question

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is Tifa so jealous of Aerith in this game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's insecure and wishes she were outgoing like her and Yuffie. That's why it was hard for her to say no to fricking the men that came into her bar.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been shitting on this garbage since the first demo dropped. Feels good man.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ever Crisis
      friendly reminder for those that say it's irrelevant - the beach outfits from Rebirth were in Ever Crisis long before they were revealed in Rebirth promos

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they also show the canon meeting of Cloud and Tifa in Midgar

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we all just agree that marvelslop doesn't mean anything and that remake should NEVER be referred to as marvelslop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just tell us how remake isn't marvelslop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I CAN'T

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its funny because people dont really know what marvelslop is. On one hand, people define it as "making multiple movies all connected" as if this formula wasnt proved to be completely successful considering everything before endgame. On the other hand, you have people define it with the world "multiverse", as if science fiction or general fantasy never addressed this narrative tool before.
    What is it that it triggers people here so much? the "a lot of games" aspect? its a franchise. Its not even close to marvelslop since when marvel worked around movies that builded up to avengers, it worked just fine, thats why it sold millions. Sure, you have people getting angry at it claiming that "they just dont care about quality!", but thats not the truth. The old movies were great, really entertaining and were actually well written. The fact that marvel went to shit later when they focused on quantity over quality and with no direction doesnt negate the earlier marvel stuff. As for FF7, it hasnt even reached that part. Otherwise we would get crisis core 2, or advent children 2, or dirge of cerberus 2, or at the very least get individual games that build up to a bigger game. That, unironically, is what happened with kingdom hearts 3, NOT ff7.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This
      It's not that remake isn't marvelslop, it's that marvelslop has always existed. Yes, remake is marvelslop, but it's not really fair to single it out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats...not what i said.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Marvelslop is marvelslop, you can't deny that this is marvelslop.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't like FF to begin with.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >better version of 7 in every way
    >turns up what was good about 7 to 11
    >turns out to be a sequel and not just a remake (creative)
    >gets rid of what made original 7 boring

    >only people on Ganker complain about it

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is the OG FF7 marvelslop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely not.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why not though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it had an ending and no fanservice or multiverses

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has made me realize that there is no longer a point in coming to this site anymore.
    Every thread is just full of schizo ranting and replying to himself and maybe 5% actual discussion.
    Where did it all go so wrong when literally Rddit is a better place to talk about games than here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See you tomorrow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know what marvelslop is but I'm so upset that people are calling remake marvelslop that I might leave forever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jimbo stop crying that nobody wants to engage with your critiques when they are slop
        Ganker slop
        Critic slop
        Jimbo slop
        There's nothing of substance in anything that you do
        You're a literal engagement bot that exists for (You)s
        You have no interest in actual discussion so stop larping like you do

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why is it always you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i'll spam my new favorite word nonstop on Ganker and anyone who tells me to shut up is a big doodie face nyar har har

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If only one of us could say why rebirth isn't marvelslop he'd be BTFO immediately.

          Unfortunately...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why is it always you

            Please seek psychological help.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If it wasn't me you'd be doing this with someone else and you know it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus, you are actually insane.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            define marvelslop

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Work that is reminiscent of the MCU series of films

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh
                That's fair
                And remake is certainly that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's a reason why you wouldn't call Taxi Driver "marvelslop"
                But you could call rebirth marvelslop
                And it's easy to see the difference

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And now that Kitase has confirmed FF7 will continue beyond the remake trilogy, it's harder to deny it isn't similar to the MCU
                And now that there are multiverse elements... well... I'd be surprised if anyone could make a case for it NOT being marvelslop

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd be surprised if anyone could make a case for it NOT being marvelslop
                That's why they haven't

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I for one am glad Jimbo is always online and never sleeps.
                I just don't know what I would talk about while I'm waiting for my friend who always agrees with me to get online.

                >I'd be surprised if anyone could make a case for it NOT being marvelslop
                That's why they haven't

                That's fair

                Padded cell material.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just let him talk to himself in peace, this is all he has

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine trying to talk to someone like that in real life, knowing he said kek in Caleb's stream chat when Caleb gave the game a good score.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So would you say that this game is the marvelsloppiest marvelslop to every marvelslop the marvelslop? Cause there's no way any other game can marvelslop as much as Rebirth

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn you sure are upset about rebirth being called marvelslop even though it "doesn't mean anything" lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why won't you answer a simple question about if this game is even more marvelsloppy than actual marvelslop?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok I will. Both are marvelslop but marvel is more marvelslop because there's more of it and it's sloppier.

                What else would you like to talk about?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you.
                Now I want to talk about my new theory and have everyone agree it's interesting and correct. And I don't want anyone to interrupt with a negative comment.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I seriously dont understand how can you claim that you like a game yet get so angry when people share their positive thoughts about it and want to talk about what happened / what will happen, Jimbo. I seriously dont understand.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would love to explain it to you, but you'd ignore it and replace it with your headcanon.
                I did enjoy Remake and Rebirth is even better.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my new theory
                Frick you and your new theory.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's fair

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How so?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh
                That's fair
                And remake is certainly that

                There's a reason why you wouldn't call Taxi Driver "marvelslop"
                But you could call rebirth marvelslop
                And it's easy to see the difference

                >more of this samegayged socratic dialog shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Slop is a derogatory term
                So I'd expand the definition to be any work that is a derivative knockoff of the MCU series of films
                Since rebirth transcends marvel I would say the term does not apply

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Since rebirth transcends marvel
                what does this even mean

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rebirth is a better piece of media than marvel therefor it isn't slop

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See

            >very easy for anyone itt to say why it's not marvelslop.
            Because it's geniune and takes it's characters seriously. There's levity, sure, but never at the cost of a character moment.
            There also isn't an endless supply of quips every other sentence by every other character.
            There also isn't a revolving door of villains that are the same as the hero but evil.
            Most of the villains are fully fleshed out characters with their own goals beyond nebulous 'i must win because im evil'.
            Rebirth is full to the brim with soul ripped straight from the original only done in the HD era, whereas the marvel movies are the most soulless manufacturization possible of their characters and story lines.

            I could go on and on and on if you really want me to.
            Just because Rebirth deals with multiverse sheniniganz doesn't mean it's automatically marvelslop.

            Now since I took the time to tell you why it's NOT marvelslop, how about you tell us why it IS marvelslop, since you seem to be so stuck on that idea.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from the open-world filler, the mutliverse nonsense, and israeli financial practices of releasing one game as three, the remakes have very enjoyable and soothing atmospheres and I can't remember the last time a game has felt this innocent to me. Its such a breath of fresh air.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loved the OG in 1998 (played the PC release)
    Loved Remake
    Loved Rebirth
    Love Tifa

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I for one am glad Jimbo is always online and never sleeps.
    I just don't know what I would talk about while I'm waiting for my friend who always agrees with me to get online.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most schizo FF7 thread I've seen in the last 6 months, and that is REALLY saying something. It leads me to believe while there might be multiple haters rather than just one dedicated autist, all 5-10 of you are genuinely, unironically, mentally ill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just one dude with a Ganker pass so he can bypass the post cooldown.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're falling for his bullshit. Only one person says anything bad about FF7 media.

        You are a paranoid schizophrenic and I mean that for real, not as a Ganker insult

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you
      This fills me with pride

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your hard work trollspamming has finally paid off!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're falling for his bullshit. Only one person says anything bad about FF7 media.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        You are a paranoid schizophrenic and I mean that for real, not as a Ganker insult

        Dumbfrick, the reason people single you out isn't because you dislike FF7 media, it's because you cripple actual debate by spamming falseflags and having arguments with yourself (WHICH YOU ADMIT TO DOING)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't do any of that. And I like FF7 media a lot.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth is doing just fine. It'll sell well after it wins GOTY. It has great legs and will go on to sell for years and years as a bundled trilogy. It's fine.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All they had to do. Was improve the graphics. That's all people wanted. That's all.
    I don't know what the FRICK that shit is but it isn't Final Fantasy 7.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The barry threads are getting tiresome. I hate XV/versusXIII with a passion but I would rather play it than see another barry thread where any FF not made by that fricking idiot Tabata gets trashed. Hey Barry, if I play that pile of steaming dogshit you call XV will you just shut the ever loving frick up?

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nomura is back baby

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the numbers?

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really not against the rules to just reply to yourself dozens and dozens of time like this?
    I could have sworn I'd seen screencaps of people getting redtexted for mass samegayging.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think we've reached a level of brainrot that the mods don't even want to engage with

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is quite literally what happened with Remake threads.
        There was one turbo autist dedicated to ruining every one of the threads and who had multiple VPNs and Ganker passes and would quite literally spend 12+ hours a day on here doing basically what you see in this thread but in Remake threads.
        This went on for literal years, to a point where the mods flat out said in IRC that they gave up and just let him do whatever he wants because it keeps it contained to just these threads and they can't actually do anything to stop him. They ranged banned half a goddamn continent to try to stop him and it still didn't work.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek
          I like rebirth threads but that level of mental illness just makes me laugh uncontrollably

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Barry is a tragic case. What drives a man to spend his whole life lashing out at anyone who dares to insult his favourite videogame by not liking it as much as he does?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Haha yeah

            ...HEY WAIT A MINUTE

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Haha yeah

            ...HEY WAIT A MINUTE

            self-awareness: 0

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, some people act like Barry and don't even realise it. Personally I can't imagine ever being that defensive about a videogame. If you really like it that much then you shouldn't see any criticism as something that could destroy its reputation.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See

                [...]
                Dumbfrick, the reason people single you out isn't because you dislike FF7 media, it's because you cripple actual debate by spamming falseflags and having arguments with yourself (WHICH YOU ADMIT TO DOING)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NO NO NO NO YOURE THE ONE WHOS BARRY BECAUSE YOU MAKE FUN OF ME, IM NOT LIKE BARRY BECAUSE ALL I DO IS DISMISS EVERY CRITICISM OF REMAKE AND WANT THREADS TO BE 100% POSITIVE AND ONLY FOR FANS AND NOMURA TO STOP BEING CRITICIZED AND

                oh

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Haha yeah

            ...HEY WAIT A MINUTE

            Yeah, some people act like Barry and don't even realise it. Personally I can't imagine ever being that defensive about a videogame. If you really like it that much then you shouldn't see any criticism as something that could destroy its reputation.

            NO NO NO NO YOURE THE ONE WHOS BARRY BECAUSE YOU MAKE FUN OF ME, IM NOT LIKE BARRY BECAUSE ALL I DO IS DISMISS EVERY CRITICISM OF REMAKE AND WANT THREADS TO BE 100% POSITIVE AND ONLY FOR FANS AND NOMURA TO STOP BEING CRITICIZED AND

            oh

            Every post about remake that isn't positive is posted by the same person. That's a fact.

            How does it feel to be the obsessive schizo shitposter of VIIR threads?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not. I liked Remake and enjoyed Rebirth even more, but neither game is perfect and I'm fine with others talking about what they liked or disliked about it. I like to hear that stuff. It would be boring if it was entirely positive or entirely negative.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. These threads should be for fans only

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tiring probably, since glancing up the thread it appears he's been posting nonstop for nearly 7 hours.
              I'm sure he feels it's worth it, though.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i didn't like remake
    k
    >rebirth was far worse
    ah you are trolling

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every post about remake that isn't positive is posted by the same person. That's a fact.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a lot of words to say you have garbage taste. why don't you have a nice day to rid the planet of your rat taste

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see nightskyprince is off his meds again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >realizing that he looks like a completely schizo and thus deflecting onto a random eceleb he hates
      Classic Jimbo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How come it's always you and what do you think of the hundreds of posters who aren't as invested as you? Do you think they're missing out? Do you hope that one day they'll all care as much?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >delusions that everyone he doesn't like is the same person
          Classic Jimbo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The irony of this post almost slipped my notice. 10/10 anon, very funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Time to book another session

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't surprise me at all that this shitstirring homosexual is behind this schizoposting. He's always been a passive aggressive smuggie.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The sooner you realise that these threads are just people from other sites taking shots at each other without their usernames the better

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's not it's just yet another Jimbo false flag
          But you already know this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should follow his example, since you want to be him so bad

        Doesn't surprise me at all that this shitstirring homosexual is behind this schizoposting. He's always been a passive aggressive smuggie.

        Stop talking to yourself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/641137039/#641188608

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus it really is him
          I watched one of his videos once. He always seemed a little "off" but I never expect FF content creators to be normal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like you were right
            [...]
            Kek true

            Jimbo please, if you had actually clicked on the link you would have seen people asking for evidence and you refusing to provide any and retreating into your characteristic passive-aggressive schizoposting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he altered the file hash
          Nice touch

          He's not it's just yet another Jimbo false flag
          But you already know this

          Anon, both those posts are Jimbo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he's been trying to blame his schizoposting on this guy for nearly a year

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TBF I've been trying to blame his schizoposting on several reddit/twitter/gamefaq accounts for 4 times longer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >men
        >going to therapy
        Absolutely disgusting. The only acceptable outlets behavior for men is to be normal or blow your fricking brains out and I mean that 100% unironically.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Numales aren't men

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This, men only show negative emotions and use violence to solve all problems.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing gets jimbo on the defensive quite like pointing out that he's NSP.
    >shitposting about remake immediately stops
    >has to go full time defence mode

    If it wasn't true he'd just ignore it. But he'll be posting about how "nsp isn't jimbo" from now until the thread dies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least that means the marvelslop shitposting will stop

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it literally did
        uh oh NSP meltie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At least now we know how to make him shut up in future

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like you were right

      At least that means the marvelslop shitposting will stop

      Kek true

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You called it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If it wasn't true he'd just ignore it.
      This is what convinced me it was him. You could throw any other name at him and he wouldn't care. The second NSP is namedropped he goes hardcore schizo, fires up his Ganker passes and dedicates the rest of the thread to NUH UHing the accusation.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he really just going to talk to himself until bump limit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would only be the 400th time it happened

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You called it.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single post about remake being marvelslop since NSP got insecure about being exposed and went full damage control

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He thinks he's slick but it's embarrassing how transparent it is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be an eceleb

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should really mix your repertoire up now and then if you want me to think you're more than one person

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jimbo/NSP has a VERY limited collection of stock phrases. That's why everyone notices him every time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jimbo we know you're not NSP stop it

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >jimbo himself crying for the mods after being exposed
    Beautiful

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keen 9

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this fanbase is so fricking weird.

    FFVII was an accidental masterpiece, Nomura and everyone else proved themselves to be hacks shortly after with the compilation titles. i moved on long ago and remaking always seemed like a fool's errand - how are you gonna get a reaction even remotely similar when aiming for the same audience that's now pushing 40? i already gave up on this franchise after 10. games are actually fine tho, fun to play and full of reverence for the original. lot of the padding and expanded lore can actually be considered an improvement. there's just way too fricking much of it and everything related to time frickery and the endings (especially rebirths) are really realy bad.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy?

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Time janny blast, my ultimate technique

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he goes live
    >all the shitposting stops

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's never been good at hiding it. The accusation didn't come out of nowhere.

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