>Playing FFXIV dungeon roulette as a healer

>Playing FFXIV dungeon roulette as a healer
>Say "hi all good luck!" and ask party members to give me commendations if I do a good job
>Heal, cure people and even do abit of DPS to help out, no one wipes and I keep everyone near full health
>End of dungeon say "gg ty all"
>No one gives me a commendation...
>Add and message other players and ask WHY they didn't give me any commendations!?
>They either don't reply, unfriend me or say 'they forgot'
Isn't this game supposed to have a good community? All I want to do is get 'mentor' status and everyone is a miserable piece of shit.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just stop being a b***h and caring about commendations. You'll get them if you earn them.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hourly WoWbuck falseflag thread

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For starters, you don't ask for commendations. It just seems desperate
    Secondly, you get free commendations by playing a tank and doing big pulls

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >healer thinks they're entitled to comms
    why is this so common?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because people tend to give their comms to healers when they're sprouts to encourage them, the problem is they get used to it, like the girls that get upset that they only got 50 likes on their posts

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not truth? usually is like this
        >tank gives comm to healer
        >healer gives comm to tank
        >dps gives comm to tank unless they suck so much that the healer saves their asses

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even do a bit of DPS
    found your problem

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a quick rundown on Glamourer?
    What the frick is going on

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just ctrl+f into the void: nothingburger

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok yeah it does seem like people are over-exaggerating
        I'd rather have like a checkbox in the settings to enable it but whatever

        Funnily enough the Alpha thing is what what most pissed about kek
        I've taken quite a few fun screenshots with it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is not big deal but he is obviously grandstanding here. What's with people getting such inflated egos for the smallest of things.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happened with it? is the dev having a meltdown?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>even do a bit of DPS
    >found your problem

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me my (You) you bawd

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's right. Dungeon runs take longer with lazy healers

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Begging for commendations
    Weird, I just get them, even as a tank.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you feel entitled to get commendations, you don't deserve commendations

      The most commendations I ever got was when I accidentally wiped our raid and I admitted it and apologized.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing the game for a couple of years as my character, I wanted Mentor status myself but I didn't really think about them until I suddenly found myself with a bunch of comms.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play as tank
    >homosexual DPS keeps going
    >"pull big"
    >"pull big"
    >"pull big"
    >pull two groups at once
    >I die
    >healer says sorry
    >pull two groups again
    >I die
    >healer says sorry
    >go back to one group at a time
    >"pull big"
    >"pull big"
    >"pull big"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>I die
      Do you not used any mitigation?
      Even Arm's Length and Reprisal goes a long way for keeping yourself alive in low lvl dungeons.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just pull the mobs into the tank
      t. NIN

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use your mitigation moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Either the tank or healer is moronic
      >"No, it's the dps who is entirely right who is to blame here"
      Please just go and stay go.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dead game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody is lying here

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WoW lost.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's over.. we should go back playing gay of wow 2..

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead trans game.
    GW2 is better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dead trans game
      KEK I don't know why it sounds so funny

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Say "hi all good luck!" and ask party members to give me commendations
    I wish they gave out more rewards for this,i've got so fricking many but they don't give shit after 3,000. I'm already sitting over at like 20k commendations.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Healbawd putting up a tough front
    Yeah yeah shut up and do your job. Thanks. Kbye

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna make a lala slosh.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      degenerate...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        please god source

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          e10 on Pixiv

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter if you're the best healer in the world that single handedly carried us to a win or if you're hte worst healer in existence, if you're playing a lala i will not enteract with you what-so-ever and that includes giving you a commendation.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could enteract some lalas if you know what I mean

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what did he mean by this

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          *enteracts her lala*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, I've never given a commendation to a potato and ignore them if they say anything to me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I primarily give commendations to female lalas, but only if they have a custom portrait.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nyahaha

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you'll soon lose access to internet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >glasses
      Trash.

      Why is it always the obnoxious narcissistic homosexuals playing this game
      Nobody cares about you and your epic profile, it's a fricking video game
      Do your job and frick off

      >join dungeon
      >healer literally always the one trying to "strike up a conversation" in my billionth run of Copperbell
      >"wow where's that final fantasy community huh not very nice huh" because no one really bothers to reply
      >they start trying to let DPS die
      It's always the healers

      It's because it's the default job for the passive-aggressive.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always the obnoxious narcissistic homosexuals playing this game
    Nobody cares about you and your epic profile, it's a fricking video game
    Do your job and frick off

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >join dungeon
      >healer literally always the one trying to "strike up a conversation" in my billionth run of Copperbell
      >"wow where's that final fantasy community huh not very nice huh" because no one really bothers to reply
      >they start trying to let DPS die
      It's always the healers

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sound hilarious. At least it's not your usual dungeon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tank speaks
        >it's an apology or a funny little comment
        >dps speaks
        >it's some random mechanical advice or a comment on the dungeon
        >healer speaks
        >it's passive aggressive whining or some weird cry for attention
        why is it always like this

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>dps speaks
          DPS are the worst. If anyone is going to micromanage the group and get assblasted about people not acting optimally it's always the DPS. I got reported by a rando DPS catboy because I didn't want to listen to him lecture me in the middle of a dungeon.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I was being a b***h and got told so I b***hed more
            Pitiful.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"new healer here haha :)"
        >"let me mark you lala tank"
        Fricking healer homosexual, it was fricking lapis manalis too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          do lalas get upset when you mark them? I might have to start doing that

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most people get upset if you mark them. I don't have any particular experience doing this to lalafell, but I figure because they're smaller and more zoomed in the mark must take up more of their screen. It's something I'll have to experiment with.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, tank actually reciprocated.
            > "I'm the tallest lala :)"
            POS get off my game, I just want my tomes

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              so you're seething over three random chat messages that weren't directed at you?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really seething but it's annoying when they make us wait until they are done having their little interaction

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats your moronic ideas/expectations for 7.0 that will never happen anons?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      brd is a healing class now
      archer can turn into ranger (phys ranged) and sniper (caster that deals physical damage)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      game is good like in HW again

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        People are praising lack of content this expansion. You will NEVER see real content again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all but 8 jobs are useless
        HW BROS
        OH NO!!!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >open gear set list
          >click on a different job
          >problem
          >solved

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >UMM SWEETY HAVING FUN AND PLAYING PLD WHM OR MNK IS BAD
            >ME AND MY DISCORD SISTERS AGREE THAT YOU SHOULD JUST PLAY THE META.....

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              u mad?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. metatroony

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >being able to clear the fight before week 3 or 4 is meta
            you weren't there wowtroon
            go back

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, following the meta is meta. Great observation.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession trash can

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. metatroony

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't care secondary
                the game won't be like your WoWtroon paradise of shitty meta obsession
                everything is viable and you will seethe raidtroony

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                t. triggered metatroony
                balance discord is two blocks down

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he says as he is endorsing and begging for meta to be reintroduced to the game

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >begging for meta to be reintroduced to the game
                who are you quoting?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anonymous 07/13/23(Thu)15:17:38 No.643985807

                People are praising lack of content this expansion. You will NEVER see real content again.

                >all but 8 jobs are useless
                HW BROS
                OH NO!!!

                Whats your moronic ideas/expectations for 7.0 that will never happen anons?

                game is good like in HW again

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >switch from MNK to DRG
                >problem
                >solved

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lock pld and mch out of pf
                >balance said so!
                heh, nothing personnel

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >running newest alliance raid on MCH
    >DNC partners with MNK
    >MNK aint doing shit through to the 2nd boss
    >ask once for DP cuz I'm 2nd in overall dps
    >DNC b***hes that melee takes prio
    >MNK mentions that I am doing more dps anyways
    >DNC switches DP to me, I finish out the raid at the top
    >at the end the MNK says begging for DP is cringe, even though I only asked the one time, then leaves.

    I love outdpsing melee gays so much on MCH

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >alliance raids
      good job little guy maybe next you can try to do last tier's savage

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did 5-8 savage and then cleared UWU with my same group right after. This was my first time completing current tier savage content. Did it on MCH too.

        Why do you care about the DPS in an alliance raid? If you want to tryhard this bad just get a fricking static already.

        Meta game cuz alliance is boring otherwise.

        >ask once for DP cuz I'm 2nd in overall dps
        >DNC b***hes that melee takes prio
        >MNK mentions that I am doing more dps anyways
        You better watch out, this shit's reportable and someone can get you on this if he's in a pissy mood

        I didnt mention parse, just asked for DP. MNK brought up the dps.

        >overexplained story
        >says someone else brought up dps
        lol did you daydream this while you were playing barbie doll with your shitty casual clothes glamour

        gay

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn you did outdated savage AND ultima weapon (extreme)
          wowzers

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >damn you did outdated savage
            Reading comprehension ESL bro. I cleared it when it was current.

            I'm a housing gay too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a shit looking game with shit looking lighting, looking armor, and shit looking weapons.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >parsing
      >alliance raid

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you care about the DPS in an alliance raid? If you want to tryhard this bad just get a fricking static already.

        >being efficient is parsing
        next time you ask me to kardia you because you're a tank, I'll tell you to stop tryharding and interfering with my playstyle 🙂

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its a fricking alliance raid, it literally doesn't matter if you don't kardia you stupid Black person.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          this homie actually thinks if he stopped healing in a an alliance raid it would matter.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          not my problem

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The community is so hilariously two faced about cheating its absurd.

        I've played with mod-addicted troons who use ACT, Cactbot, NoClippy, ReAction and all of it, who mocked the TOP camera hackers.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, this garbage game is nigh unplayable without noclippy

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            japanese console players play just fine, it's just brain damaged idiots who say shit like that.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Japs have the servers in their basements.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think the game is fun without mods or plugins.

            But I'm not going to judge people for using them either.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >noo you're supposed to swivel your camera 360 degrees to work out wtf is going on you can't use and addon to zoom out more than that.
          >oh but it's fine if you have a $1500 monitor that's sort of zoom is allowed
          i am unapologetically pro-addons. report me Black folk.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone uses them and cheats. Unlike GW2 where everything is fair and square.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Audible Character Status
            >Cammy
            >NoClippy
            >ReAction
            >DelvUI
            >Chat Bubbles
            >Glamourer
            >Penumbra
            >PatMe
            >Simple Tweaks
            >YesAlready
            >MaterialUI
            >EzCactpot
            >EzWonderousTails
            >EzFauxHallows
            >Orchestrion
            >Macro Chain
            >Penny Pincher
            >Market Board
            >Repair Me
            >XIVInstantMessenger
            >XIVComboExpanded
            >XIVCombo

            I will now play your game.

            >WAAAAH WAAAH YOU SIMPLIFY THE SUPER HARD CORE ROTATIONS, UR SUPPOSED TO PRESS 123! IT MAKES THE GAME HARD!
            lol

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not using Sloth Combo or RezPls
              we can become more moronic
              >DelvUI
              >YesAlready
              unfathomably based

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cuckbot plays the game for you, NoClippy just makes the game play the same as it would in Japan or the west coast.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you care about the DPS in an alliance raid? If you want to tryhard this bad just get a fricking static already.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ask once for DP cuz I'm 2nd in overall dps
      >DNC b***hes that melee takes prio
      >MNK mentions that I am doing more dps anyways
      You better watch out, this shit's reportable and someone can get you on this if he's in a pissy mood

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >overexplained story
      >says someone else brought up dps
      lol did you daydream this while you were playing barbie doll with your shitty casual clothes glamour

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MNK aint doing shit through to the 2nd boss
      I would've reported you for this. People who parse outside of savage, extreme, and ultimate deserve to be banned for being homosexuals.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what's the evidence? He could've easily noticed looking at the aggro list.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mnk is right, don't ask for dp and just beat them in dps without it gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back, wowfugee.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        seething greylet MNK
        I bet you don't even have True North on your bars

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      MCH is so fricking boring.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you asked for comms, thats why you got none

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ask party members to give me commendations
    >good luck!
    >gg ty
    You got what you deserved for being a wimpy little sissy and a zoomer homosexual.

    Me:
    >Greetings.
    >Thank you for run.
    2 recommendations MINIMUM every single dungeon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like it when the healer asks for comms and I'm tanking because it means I'm guaranteed to get 3 comms

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    healing is literally the most braindead role in xiv, they deserve NOTHING.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's insulting how boring healing is. Tanks are borderline braindead, too. That's why there's a shortage, not all the other insane shit people try to claim.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's tanking. All you do as a tank is press 123 and a random button when the funny red indicator appears. Healing takes 50 times more effort.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Hasn't tanked UCOB or DSR

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Hasn't healed UCOB or DSR

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              How do healers have in any way more responsibility than tanks in 6-1-1? You can even have a healer eat shit to exaflare and recover.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both are shit, dont try to pretend otherwise..
          DPS is not much better. they will take out all positionals in the next expansion "and that will be better since they hardly matter right now!!!!"

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            BLM is the only DPS job that requires any effort and has some amount of complexity beyond 123. The reality is that this game has terrible class design and gameplay in general.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"hmm today I will do Sorrow of Werlyt with BLM, I just got it to 80 so I'm excited :)"
              >mfw
              I'm never doing duties I don't know on BLM ever again

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried not telling people what to do? I will never like, comment, or subscribe to any content creator that tells me to do so at any point in their video.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with parsing. I want to know how shit you are and how good I am in comparison

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just shut the frick and heal. you'll get them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get more comms playing BLM than i do healing despite being a healer main and i have no fricking idea why. Its also the only DPS job that consistently gets me comms.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes people appreciate our dedication to the flares

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you're just good at it? i wish i was good at blm.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        people just like having somebody who will stand back and burn everything down without needing any kind of micromanagement

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you have a cute or otherwise good looking character/glam on your BLM? I even look at adventure plates when deciding who to give my comms.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Comms are like 75% a portrait contest now. There's a good chance that's it. You have to think like a golddigging prostitute when you make your portrait, and bait the simps which are 75%+ of the community. That means skimpy clothes, bright colors, weapon glows, etc. Or if you're male, make it funny/clever as best you can.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you LB trash packs?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

          Comms are like 75% a portrait contest now. There's a good chance that's it. You have to think like a golddigging prostitute when you make your portrait, and bait the simps which are 75%+ of the community. That means skimpy clothes, bright colors, weapon glows, etc. Or if you're male, make it funny/clever as best you can.

          Maybe you have a cute or otherwise good looking character/glam on your BLM? I even look at adventure plates when deciding who to give my comms.

          I just dress like an actual black mage with the pointiest wizard hat possible.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the combination of those two are an ez comm

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I just dress like an actual black mage with the pointiest wizard hat possible.
            That'll do it considering 95% of players don't even ATTEMPT to look like they fit their job.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I commend BLM because I play BLM. They didn't have to go into roulette with it, they could've had a much easier time with tank/healer queue times or with easier to use classes.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't trade that feeling of blasting flares on mob packs and watching their health bars get chunked for anything else in this game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I always comm healers. Despite the healbawd memes, healing is the hardest and most active role in FFXIV. Unless the healer is a colossal fricktard, they get my comm as thanks for doing the job I don't feel like doing.

      And this is a bigger problem with FFXIV in general. The pulls are harder to heal than the bosses by a long shot. The entire game post-ARR is designed around massive pulls which puts 3x more stress on the healer than any other job. Especially if the tank is under-geared or under-skilled. Healers essentially carry the group in 4-man dungeons. It's a stupid design on SE's part. It's not exciting. Just annoying (or plain boring if you're not healing).

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Poor bait

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Healing isn't hard outside of shitshows you're trying to salvage the party.

        This is your SGE rotation in expert

        [...]

        (ogcd)111111111111111111

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinks difficulty is entirely in damage output

          behold, the 9/10 heroic wow raider. how are you adjusting to not having an airhorn, a buzzer and RUN AWAY LITTLE GIRL RUN AWAY when you get an aoe indicator on you?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he said "active" which is 100% true. Playing a healer is very twitchy. You have to do everything tanks and DPS are doing (moving, telegraph avoidance, AOE mitigation, spamming attacks, etc) while watching health bars and the enemy cast bars to prepare shields and group heals as needed in advance.

          Anyone that says healing is the most involved and focused job probably sucks as a healer and just sits there on their WHM spamming Cure II and Medica.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Healers have to deal with cast times more than any casters do these days.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Healers have this problem where they're only fun when shit goes wrong and you have to try to salvage fights. In normal content that literally never happens outside of maybe day 1 alliance roulettes and with how reliant they have been on body checks in savage even when shit does go wrong you can't do shit. The best you can try to do is play shield healer and try to prevent shit from going wrong.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I played healer for the first time in Savage during the last tier and it was a huge slog except for the second phase of the final fight.
          That shit was actually fun.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join dungeon
    >spam nothing but big damage spells
    >throw in a little heal when the tank piss his pants and start to backpedal
    >tell him "gotcha bro"
    >be the one using the LB because it makes a pretty light
    >end the dungeon by saying "good day bros"
    >get 3 com
    it's that easy

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone that has done Extreme Trials and enjoyed them, how is Deltascape Savage difficulty wise?

    I'm pretty new to raiding

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Savage is quite a bit harder because mechanics either wipe the raid or give you damage down which can frick up the run. The mechanics themselves vary a lot between fights in terms of difficulty.
      Deltascape isn't very hard though even synced if you run max gear level and echo, but with min ilvl and silenced it's a decent jump up from Ex.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >min ilvl and silenced it's a decent jump up from Ex.
        Yeah that's what my FC wants to start doing so i'm looking forward to it - How's the jump to Ultimate from Savage min ilvl?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          4th floor at minimum ilvl to ultimate is not that big of a jump. Usually the first 4th floor in an expansion is easier but others are more of a challenge. In general the biggest differences are pacing, randomness and snapshots.
          You'll notice savage has a lot of windows where the boss is not doing anything or is casting a tankbuster. These happen way less often in ultimate and the boss is usually doing something. Also the concept of pushing and holding doesn't exist in savage since Stormblood but is a real thing in ults, especially the old ones.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like the other guy said mechanics wise it's not that big of a deal but the thing is that the fights are fricking long and the mechanics come in rapid fire.
          If you go in blind it's so much harder than Savage, but with a guide when you can take it step by step it's not too bad.
          The biggest difference is that you have to contend with stuff that no other fight ever has like performing unorthodox sequences and rotations, carefully charting out healing and mitigation and all that while dealing with straight up weird mechanics and even little puzzles.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing FFXIV dungeon roulette as healer
    >Never say jack shit
    >Pull everything cause tank is always too much of a pussy
    >End of dungeon
    >Always get all the commendations
    Dunno what you're doing wrong. Maybe your lalafel isn't cute enough.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    DRG main and I comm other DRG, simple as.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      even if they suck?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll give comms in dungeons to:
    >Ranged/Caster DPS that use LB on trash pulls
    >Tanks that stun cancel AOE instead of running out of them like a fricking moron

    That's it. Aside from that I'm doing U -> Leave

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that stun cancel AOE instead of running out of them like a fricking moron
      Forgot to say I'll comm melee that do this too but that's even rarer.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll comm melee that do this too but that's even rarer.
        Yeah, maybe like 1 in 30 groups will I find a melee using stuns/interrupts or ranged using interrupts. Tanks are like 1 in 10. No idea why that's so hard for people. And yet I've only seen Marine Mayhem twice.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try playing sage
    >every button does exactly the same thing
    >no idea what I'm supposed to actually use
    wtf is going on with this job do you really need 20 different ways to do the exact same heal

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's all FFXIV healers. Most boring mmo to heal in by far.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every healer has too many fricking healing tools that need trimming.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Every healer has too many fricking healing tools that need trimming.
        nah, pretty much everything (except cure 1 past lvl 50) is good on whm.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ask party members to give me commendations
    Blocked, reported, told to go frick yourself. You're the lowest of the lowest scum, a maggot. have a nice day.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    be cute, be competent, be skimpy with plausible deniability, be funny

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      PLAP

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah ye-
      >be cute
      >be funny

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be skimpy with plausible deniability
      Idk why this so hard for people to understand

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be skimpy with plausible deniability
      >plausible deniability
      This is critically important.
      bawds are tryhard and never get comms, but showing a little skin on an otherwise conventional glam is fricking aces.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do dungeon roulette as tank
    >stay silent, overpull, die multiple times
    >when people lag behind tell them to hurry up
    >end of dungeon say 'cya gays'
    >2-3 commendations
    skill issue

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dungeon roulette
      >Overpull
      No such thing, just a garbage healer
      t. Healer

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have 4k commends from getting all of my jobs maxed, I don't get anymore because I am not dog shit at the game and I don't do any content I can even get commends from after the mandatory 1x completion for story

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >roulette as tank
    >do a trial pull at the start to see if the healer can handle it
    >almost die even with CDs
    >slow down
    >healer runs ahead halfway through dungeon and pulls a bunch of shit impatiently despite sucking
    >grab it all
    >die
    This happens too often

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A healer did that to me once in The Vault and I let him die. He didn't do it again. He also stopped healing but I was playing >Warrior
      so lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        a tank tried doing that to me as a healer once so I just started healing the monk who had no problem tanking dungeon trash pulls. Move faster you stoned out catboy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always do 2 AoE gcds on mobs before pulling the next mob. If you can't wait then that's your problem

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is so stupid why would you do this though

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              good dps always get aggro when you only do 1 gcd

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                so the frick what it's still not worth stopping

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                isn't spamming your tank's ranged move, provoke and gap closer good enough?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's fine, if they're """good""" they'll know to bring the mobs into you so you pick aggro back up and not do the moronic shitter thing of running around like a headless chicken when they have mob aggro

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if they're """good""" they'll know to bring the mobs into you so you pick aggro back up and not do the moronic shitter thing of running around like a headless chicken when they have mob aggro
                That's exactly what they always do. The morons going "well that's dumb xD" think way too highly of roulette shitters

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm going "that's dumb" because I tank and don't do that and everythings fine and when I'm playing DPS or healer and I meet a tank like you I want to fricking shit down your throat for being a moron who doesn't know how to play the easiest game in the world.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're such a prissy homosexual that can't wait 1 gcd's worth of time in fricking dungeon runs of all things, you need to unironically dilate

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You said you do 2 gcds not 1. If you wait for 2 gcds on every pack people will assume you're a single pulling fricking moron and begin dps. You need to keep it moving not be a stoppy-starty fricking mongoloid.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based moron. The first gcd is a given, which is why I said you're too prissy to wait for another. 99% of my runs go swimmingly and outlier homosexuals like you are the minority.
                If you want to be a tank, play a tank.
                Remember, you are MY b***h and we go when I say we go.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean no, when I get morons like you as tanks I ignore you, pop Arm's Length and keep going.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then what's the problem? Sounds like you have everything figured out.
                DPS troons just love hearing themselves complain, don't they?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then what's the problem?
                That you're shit at the game and defending it so vehemently

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >noooooooo you have to play the casual content how I say so!
                Pathetic. Begging ya to dilate, man

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I CAN BE SHIT CUZ YOU DONT PAY MY SUB! REPORTED!
                Exepcted.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bringing up reports for no reason
                Why are you so mad? lol
                You're not seriously this mad because you can't control how people play the easy content? Do me a favor and livestream your suicide

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                whoa looks like a hit a nerve. you really have reported someone for telling you you're shit at the game haven't you? lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no u
                I accept your concession. Next time, think twice before saying stupid things without the brains to back it up

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said that you making everyone wait to hit 2 gcds for no reason is you being a shitty moronic tank and what backs it up is reality. Not sure what you're on about but tell yourself whatever so you can feel like you won! Woe is me!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already accepted your concession. You didn't have to tell me twice

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What did I concede? Can you screenshot it for me?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try. Not taking the bait. If you really need to have the last word to feel better, be my guest. Have a nice day, moron.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >someone messages me asking me why I didn't commend them
    >check their character
    >"oh I don't give commendations to lalas"
    >they start pissing and shitting themselves about muh racism and how they're not actually a pedophile child molester in real life

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And then everyone clapped, and they came up to you, with tears in their eyes, the biggest tears, these manly men, and they said "Thank you, healer, you did the bigliest heals".

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play both

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i play FF11 ESO and GW2

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    begging for commendations and even asking why you didn't get any is peak cringe behavior; not surprised they unfriend you kek

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sea hare

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy booba.
      Full picture?

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Trans Game

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >roulette as tank
    >DPS are RDM and BRD
    >cry

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I commend exclusively based on how good your adventure portrait is.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I commend people that didn't bother with that gay shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So we both commend based exclusively on portraits.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          put on the DRG suit with the midriff exposed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      good thing I turned off adventure portraits, get your stupid ass face off my screen

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just queued into dungeon
    Choose your tank

    >bawdglam femra named after food (Pumpkin Latte, Kimchi Rice) with Mare in profile description
    >max height highlander/malera in full plate and a WoW last name like Greymane
    >male lala who tries to be funny in chat
    >catboy
    >femlala in a frilly dress
    >elezen wearing unglammed gear 15 ilvl below the dungeon
    >catgirl with an ulti weapon and ulti title

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with the second one

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pulls 3 mobs
        >nin and smn put down their aoes
        >whm starts spamming holy since tank aint moving
        >tank now decides to move and pull more wasting everyone's cds

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          a slow max pulling tank is literally worse than a single pulling tank

          its like how do you manage to be that moronic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It confirms the player is a brainless wowfugee.

        attire within the same week it was added
        what's wrong with this

        It confirms the player is a brainless consoomer.

        glasses on your char
        What's wrong with a magic job wearing spectacles?

        It confirms the player is a brainless failed normal. You're choosing to be disabled in a game. Scholar gets a pass because they're canonically reading in the dark most of their lives.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Scholars are military tacticians, they're not reading in the dark they're on the field issuing commands. Glasses are still part of their job attire tho.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Comparatively they read more than all the other classes combined as part of their training and job description.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wearing unglammed gear 15 ilvl below the dungeon
      the only non groomer / trans person on the list

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i chose appropriately glammed catgirl because im the tank

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Catgirl with glowstick will give the smoothest run.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'll take the male lala, ultimate catgirl and the wowgay, but only if the wowgay is a reaper or samurai. otherwise gimme the food bawd

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >femlala in a frilly dress
      This so obviously the only acceptable choice... the rest are just asking for a shit run

      Things that will automatically deny you a commendation:
      >asking for one
      >whining
      >writing FotM ideological pandering
      >underage names like xXxhomosexualxXx N'iggery or named after a popular character that already exist
      >stupid names like Meowry Miau or Little Wittle
      >greeting macros with ASCII or overhype
      >flavor text macros with your abilities
      >ruining obvious newbies' cutscenes (contrary to popular belief, some you can't ever see again unless you make a new character/alt and won't appear either altogether, or fully, on the unending journey)
      >bawdglam (unless funny)
      >homosexualglam (unless extremely funny)
      >"modern" party glam
      >glamoring glasses on your char (exceptions: scholar, sunglasses, goggles - although they do nothing)
      >mogstation attire within the same week it was added
      >angel/devil attire from mogstation (it's just too cringe)

      Things that will guarantee a commendation:
      >1.0 titles
      >last person in the party (unless 1 or more of the above applies)
      >naming conventions names
      >actually funny names (e.g. lalafellin called "Bacteria Killer")
      >sticks through a shitty run
      >good dps + using LB without having to be told
      >"Actually, I kinda enjoy Aurum Vale"
      >female characters with frilly armor or classy attires
      >Twin-Adder-only glams
      >good grammar when writing
      >no abbreviations like gg (you only say gg to an opponent, you zoomer morons)

      >"Actually, I kinda enjoy Aurum Vale"
      Based

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bawdglam femra named after food (Pumpkin Latte, Kimchi Rice) with Mare in profile description
      >catboy
      >catgirl with an ulti weapon and ulti title

      Yespleasethankyou

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I choose myself
      >Male elezen in Robo-Ky cosplay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You cant just say something so based like that and not show the glam

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's my portrait

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's a free comm right there

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thighlander with exposed thighs but otherwise full armor.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bawdglam femra is a 20% chance I'll have a fast run.
      Elezen won't be that fast, but bearable and they'll probably be competent

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I choose me
      >midlander with slicked back hair and glams designed to look appropriate for Valeria or Ivalice
      Yes, I am the Matsunogay that hard queues for Ivalice raids just to do them for fun.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      where's mroe with a pompadour?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >max height highlander/malera in full plate and a WoW last name like Greymane
      this one

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Things that will automatically deny you a commendation:
    >asking for one
    >whining
    >writing FotM ideological pandering
    >underage names like xXxhomosexualxXx N'iggery or named after a popular character that already exist
    >stupid names like Meowry Miau or Little Wittle
    >greeting macros with ASCII or overhype
    >flavor text macros with your abilities
    >ruining obvious newbies' cutscenes (contrary to popular belief, some you can't ever see again unless you make a new character/alt and won't appear either altogether, or fully, on the unending journey)
    >bawdglam (unless funny)
    >homosexualglam (unless extremely funny)
    >"modern" party glam
    >glamoring glasses on your char (exceptions: scholar, sunglasses, goggles - although they do nothing)
    >mogstation attire within the same week it was added
    >angel/devil attire from mogstation (it's just too cringe)

    Things that will guarantee a commendation:
    >1.0 titles
    >last person in the party (unless 1 or more of the above applies)
    >naming conventions names
    >actually funny names (e.g. lalafellin called "Bacteria Killer")
    >sticks through a shitty run
    >good dps + using LB without having to be told
    >"Actually, I kinda enjoy Aurum Vale"
    >female characters with frilly armor or classy attires
    >Twin-Adder-only glams
    >good grammar when writing
    >no abbreviations like gg (you only say gg to an opponent, you zoomer morons)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      attire within the same week it was added
      what's wrong with this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      glasses on your char
      What's wrong with a magic job wearing spectacles?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        its normie, its not creative and most of all its ph>7

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >contrary to popular belief, some you can't ever see again unless you make a new character/alt and won't appear either altogether, or fully, on the unending journey
      cutscene starts
      boss appears
      "raaaghhrr"
      boss name
      cutscene ends

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about the MSQ's story-related cutscenes in dungeons, you dumbass. The replay is not exactly the same, so what you lost by some overeager moron starting the boss to save 30 seconds they'll wasted on eating their buggers later is a net loss for all.

        obvious newbies' cutscenes (contrary to popular belief, some you can't ever see again unless you make a new character/alt and won't appear either altogether, or fully, on the unending journey)
        You can't ruin someone else's cutscene. Nothing you can do can stop them from watching it and the chat log automatically hides.

        This is verifiably untrue. I made an alt for my FC a week ago and saw this myself (actually, it's the first time I saw it, I didn't know it could happen, so I guess I've been lucky until now).

        >ruining obvious newbies' cutscenes (contrary to popular belief, some you can't ever see again unless you make a new character/alt and won't appear either altogether, or fully, on the unending journey)
        XIV (and FF as a series) was always about boss fights, not the boring cutscenes. If I wanted to play an MMO with good story, I would play GW2 instead

        >GW2
        Bait, but I'll still take it: You're saving a minuscule amount of time to ruin someone else's experience. Granted, you can argue this is SE's fault, and they should make it so nobody can cross the boss room's area limit until everyone has exited a cutscene, but my point is that I will give the commendation to someone is proven to be more considerate.

        Why do japanese people apparently always expect to be met with a bath when returning home? Always sounded wierd to me.

        The Japanese tend to have that gene that makes deodorant pointless, so they very rarely shower in the morning, an almost invariably, on a cultural level, take a bath after they get home both to cleanse themselves from sweat and grime, and to relax so they can enjoy dinner and sleep more. Nowadays they live in tuna cans though, so a lot of them don't even have a bathtub anymore.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Japanese tend to have that gene that makes deodorant pointless, so they very rarely shower in the morning
          Good lord, that sounds hellish for any cramped spaces.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm talking about the MSQ's story-related cutscenes in dungeons, you dumbass. The replay is not exactly the same, so what you lost by some overeager moron starting the boss to save 30 seconds they'll wasted on eating their buggers later is a net loss for all.
          cutscene starts
          lahabrea tickles the sleeping dragon
          who was awake during the cannon part at the second boss fight
          cutscene ends

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dragons sleep to recover from injuries and she was injured by the cannons

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Isgebind is not sleeping in the second cutscene when you are doing the dungeon again
              checkmate

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not canon

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            And? Why do you have such a hard time believing people want to experience the content as it's meant to? How does it affect you, personally, that people want to do this? Ever since I found out you can miss out on things by someone triggering the boss and I've pointed it out on a thread, people immediately get defensive about it, as if they themselves judge the behaviour wrong but refuse to admit it (why else would you care otherwise?).

            >Why? I have no doubt you've spent more time idling in game that waiting out cutscenes.
            Just on principle.

            On principle of what? Not wanting people to experience the game? What do you, personally, lose by waiting, specially vs. waiting when someone says they needed to get up because someone rang the door or a flying insect crashed into their face?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What do you, personally, lose by waiting
              Time.

              Also the principle I'm abiding by is denying sprout entitlement because I hate them.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >cutscene starts
              >they pull
              >do you want to be ported into the boss arena?
              >click no
              >enjoy the cutscene
              >doesn't even have to do the boring fight

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The Japanese tend to have that gene that makes deodorant pointless
          Sounds like bullshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      obvious newbies' cutscenes (contrary to popular belief, some you can't ever see again unless you make a new character/alt and won't appear either altogether, or fully, on the unending journey)
      You can't ruin someone else's cutscene. Nothing you can do can stop them from watching it and the chat log automatically hides.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only play tanks and only commendate other tanks.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are fem lalas peak sexo?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the potato pudge looks nice in skirts

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GW2 is better

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ostensibly using a gay romance from the devs of FFXIV to argue that GW2 is better than XIV
      This is the peak of irony lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      GW2 isn't even the best GW game, no clue why people shill that trash when the OG game shits on it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you never played OG GW, stop pretending

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Installing the free trial again because of this thread.

    Part of me wants to make a cute little potato healer, but then I watch the Heavensward cinematic and I can't imagine playing anything but a male human Dragoon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      do a lala dragoon. become a spiky bullet

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just play lala DRG
        Don't be a buzzkill

        Maybe, but they aren't as cool as midlander dragoons. Maybe I'll be a female Au Ra.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just play lala DRG
      Don't be a buzzkill

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stefano sei un figlio di puttana fidanzato con una puttana

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a fricking dungeon, ofc nobody took damage

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I queue for EX trials just to watch these """"""""""""""""""""""""""""mentors""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" seethe.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer getting EXs in mentor roulettes. It's just nice to do something besides fricking guildhests all the time. If it's a bunch of moronic sprouts who can't do it I'll just leave nbd

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if there's people that actually need mentoring, I'll ragequit my mentor queue

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          But he's asking for extreme trials that actually require mentoring and guidance thoughever albeit doe troony

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            and in english?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm there to backfill the queue and give you a clear. I'm not into the LARP aspect.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the clear is not yours to give me

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          But he said he wants EXs in his roulette. There are just people playing this game who don't have the mental capacity to handle certain fights no matter how clearly you explain it and no matter how many times you see it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have very fond memories of getting some whacky EX trials in Mentor Roulette. The best one was getting a Thordan EX that was halfway through the timer, and there was only one other mentor in the party. We managed to clear it with like 45 seconds left and three people standing, after making all of these adjustments and having to explain mechanics to the sprouts. The overwhelming excitement from the whole party when we got him was 10/10.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to offer to bounce your lala ass on their wieners at the end of the dungeon to really earn them.

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BlueGODS, report in. Our time is nearly come.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like to bully dark knights. i will swiftcast Holy when they use TBN

      i also like to bully warriors by keeping them topped off so they don't get any value on their self heals

      i also like to bully paladins by not healing them till they're at about 33% to see if they flinch and use Clemency or Hallowed

      for gunbreakers i like to time my Regen/Divine Benison cast perfectly so that i get proximity aggro on the second pack of each pull so they have to delay their aoe burst combo regathering things

      i hope you enjoy your healing brat experience. <3 you guys

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute if you're a woman.
        Cringe if you're a man (including troony).

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >played drg
    >Never spoke
    >Did mediocre dps
    >Only times I did anything outside of combat was emoting at bosses I liked
    >Got so many commendations my healer and tank friends got jealous
    >BLM main friend doesn't even know how I do it
    It was not uncommon for me to join a random party and leave with every commendation. I think dps players just get them by being able to do basic mechanics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      DRG chads make heal and tank bawds wet and they can't help but to comm hoping that we will frick them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a combination of various things
      >portrait
      >glam
      >doing mechanics
      >giving buffs (Dance Partner or Dragon Sight)
      >ressing people (on SMN or RDM)
      >doing better that rest of the party
      >not being in a premade party

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok so where do I get the good mods?
    All I can find is ugly 'sexy' mods.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I generally don't give commendations to males and lalas.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long have you been transitioning?

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ffxiv threads before the wow refugees are about the story, glamour, housing, mounts and stuff
    >after wow refugees it's all about muh parse, commendations and being meta homosexuals
    everyone who created their account after 3.0 should be permabanned

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >begging for comms
    i will never com you
    >be healer
    >dont say a word
    >never gcd heal, let fairy deal with healing, tank gets an excog if i can
    >all dps/AOE
    >3 comms, mine went to the tank that goes fast

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like one of the good guys.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just plays up the scary conqueror angle because it makes people want to peacefully surrender. He's notably more subdued when he's just around his underlings.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are modding their own content now? Sounds like a new business model for FFXIV.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >burst in damage down x2
      just wait for it to expire?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wish all the ex's were soloable, I enjoy going back to old ones and puzzling out how to beat them myself a lot more than going through the motions with a bunch of random people

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If that Tsukuyomi thing works, every extreme except Susano would be soloable now up to the end of SB.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did suzaku as warrior around EW launch, it was pretty fun but not something I'd do again

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gimme those fatty female lalas now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bigger.
        Fuller.
        Rounder.
        Fricking pack that lala.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do japanese people apparently always expect to be met with a bath when returning home? Always sounded wierd to me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bathing, swimming, and hot springs are integral to their culture.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's nippon culture

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im not even nip but it just feels wrong to me to get home from work and not immediately take a shower.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you work during the day and shower at night
        like how you brush your teeth after you eat meals you bath after you get grime.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he wants the burger king crown
    Get a load of this homosexual

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ruining obvious newbies' cutscenes (contrary to popular belief, some you can't ever see again unless you make a new character/alt and won't appear either altogether, or fully, on the unending journey)
    XIV (and FF as a series) was always about boss fights, not the boring cutscenes. If I wanted to play an MMO with good story, I would play GW2 instead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gw2 story
      >good
      When did that happen? Clutching onto orr and then just throwing a bunch of dragons at us wasn't very good storytelling and gw1 deserves more credit then it does.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    @643992148
    >not the first post by this IP
    >6 results

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oops, I'm so silly, forgot to tag before replying

      >ruining obvious newbies' cutscenes (contrary to popular belief, some you can't ever see again unless you make a new character/alt and won't appear either altogether, or fully, on the unending journey)
      XIV (and FF as a series) was always about boss fights, not the boring cutscenes. If I wanted to play an MMO with good story, I would play GW2 instead

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly in anything that isn't current content, I won't wait for cutscenes. Especially if someone says to

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no loss there, they're shit anyway

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? I have no doubt you've spent more time idling in game that waiting out cutscenes.

      >The Japanese tend to have that gene that makes deodorant pointless, so they very rarely shower in the morning
      Good lord, that sounds hellish for any cramped spaces.

      Did you not read the very sentence you're quoting? Most of them don't smell when they sweat.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why? I have no doubt you've spent more time idling in game that waiting out cutscenes.
        Just on principle.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        desu, i think whitey got the better deal. Stinky when sweaty, but you can also drink 750 ml of liquor as a form of food when you don't feel like cooking.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most of them don't smell when they sweat.
        Oh, I took that sentence to mean they stink so bad that deodorant isn't enough.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the FRICK did we lose to GW2

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want her to crush my balls.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want her to shove that wierd finger thing up my urethra.

      Why do so many fantasy sorceresses have those things anyway? The frick are they even?

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only wanted mentor status so I could troll the nn when drunk

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Choose your destiny.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      give me blonde Ryne

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry bro, fresh out.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's the stuff

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything but knife ears.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I choose Rowena.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      10% chance I get the wife I want.
      90% chance I kill myself.
      LET'S DO IT

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Missed by one.
        RIP anon.
        I rolled her the very first time that image got posted and have never replied again since.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      My luck is shit today. Let's roll.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know what, I'll take it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rolling for my wife Kan-E-Senna, but Alisaie would be fine too.

      >Most of them don't smell when they sweat.
      Oh, I took that sentence to mean they stink so bad that deodorant isn't enough.

      No, no, they don't emit a foul odor because the type of bacteria that causes the stench doesn't eat the "sweat type" they emit, which also makes the clothes less dirty by extension, which is another bonus e.g. when traveling.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kan-E-Senna
        Deserves more art. All the padjal do. Too bad 90% of art is troons commissioning art for their shitty oc.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, well... Lyse isn't ugly or anything.

        >Kan-E-Senna
        Deserves more art. All the padjal do. Too bad 90% of art is troons commissioning art for their shitty oc.

        No she doesn't. The Senna sisters are cute and pure and cute and bratty, and that's their appeal. I don't want to see the bawdted up or modbeasted.

        >The Japanese tend to have that gene that makes deodorant pointless
        Sounds like bullshit

        You can look it up yourself. I imagine once CRISPR is mastered, that will be one of the first genetic procedures that will sell like hot cakes, because who wouldn't pay for never stinking again if you can afford it?

        >clearly only being "friendly" and "chatty" to get commendations
        >expecting commendations for doing your job
        I wouldn't commend you either.

        People like that are so annoying, because they're also invariably the type that go scorched earth when you don't agree with them or give them attention when they want it.

        >cutscene starts
        >they pull
        >do you want to be ported into the boss arena?
        >click no
        >enjoy the cutscene
        >doesn't even have to do the boring fight

        Again, it cuts some MSQ cutscenes, which, again, do not play the same in the Unending Journey. And it still happens at least as of last monday when I noticed this for the first time.

        >What do you, personally, lose by waiting
        Time.

        Also the principle I'm abiding by is denying sprout entitlement because I hate them.

        It's a minuscule amount of time though. And is it so much for a sprout to expect to be able to watch a cutscene when it's relevant for the story of a game you yourself enjoy playing? Again, I think Yoshit is the no.1 to blame here for even allowing it in the first place, but still, it costs (you) practically nothing.

        While accidents can happen... in my mind, someone purposefully breaking someone else's cutscene is crystal clear confirmation that they're not white.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sprouts can watch the cutscene regardless. There's no reason for me to wait.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, they can't. How many fricking times do I have to repeat myself to bring this point across?

            If you don't believe me, have someone make an alt with you (so you can test the break) starting in Gridania, do the MSQ until you reach Toto-Rak, and have your pal break the boss cutscene after ~15 seconds where you have to save the Sylph elder, then go back to an inn, try to watch the same cutscene, and you'll notice it the first ~10 second are missing.
            >inb4 o-ok it does change the cutscene, b-but it's just 10 seconds!!!!
            It applies to all the dungeon cutscenes, I went back to my main and watched ALL the 2.0 cutscenes and most of them had missing parts from what I remember, while a few I wasn't 100% sure... but I only needed the alt for the FC so I'm not going to play the entire ARR to confirm.

            I quit XIV for GW2 and I never looked back.

            >I never looked back
            You're looking back right now.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dude. I literally do not give a flying frick about sprouts. If I ruin their cutscene and they are so upset they quit the game over it, I would be happy. You're barking up the wrong tree. They are quite literally, not worth the accumulation of 10s of seconds over the course of my playing this game that are wasting my life that I will never get back.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that are wasting my life
                You're already playing a mmorpg.
                Don't complain about wasting your life lmao.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm wasting my life but me waiting for someone I dont care about to watch a cutscene is me wasting in on their behalf which I'm not gonna do. Not really a contradiction.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why sre you doing leveling roulette if you don't want to deal with sprouts? If you care so much about time efficiency you should be doing expert and hunts exclusively.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Leveling roulette is for always filling content, not for being a charity

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's for filling content for sprouts or people still leveling. If you don't like it go do hunt trains.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah it's for filling content for sprouts or people still leveling.
                Yes it's for filling content, not for watching sprout cutscenes

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do it to practice content leveling new jobs and for tomes etc. I don't care about time efficiency that much. I said that to emphasize how little regard I have for sprouts and the new player experience that I won't even waste 10 seconds of my time worrying about it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm a homosexual please rape my face
                Get over yourself you entitled frick.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Get over yourself you entitled frick.
                This is what I'll say to people complaining about me not waiting for them to watch a drone shot of a dragon roaring.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, they can't. How many fricking times do I have to repeat myself to bring this point across?

                If you don't believe me, have someone make an alt with you (so you can test the break) starting in Gridania, do the MSQ until you reach Toto-Rak, and have your pal break the boss cutscene after ~15 seconds where you have to save the Sylph elder, then go back to an inn, try to watch the same cutscene, and you'll notice it the first ~10 second are missing.
                >inb4 o-ok it does change the cutscene, b-but it's just 10 seconds!!!!
                It applies to all the dungeon cutscenes, I went back to my main and watched ALL the 2.0 cutscenes and most of them had missing parts from what I remember, while a few I wasn't 100% sure... but I only needed the alt for the FC so I'm not going to play the entire ARR to confirm.

                [...]
                >I never looked back
                You're looking back right now.

                Also, I have no idea what the frick your point is because the fact that the cutscene is different in the unending journey is irrelevant. You still were able to watch the scene. The game doesn't boot you out of it just because someone pulled so literally what is the issue?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                whatcha doing roulettes for if you're measuring efficiency to the second, god-gamer?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice textures you pedo freak

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fine, but then don't complain or seethe when I saw cutscene breakers won't get commendations from me, or ever pretend you're a white person online.
                > that are wasting my life
                That point was moot the moment you installed FFXIV.

                >No, they can't. How many fricking times do I have to repeat myself to bring this point across?
                youtube dot com :^)

                >t. the kind of tourist that argues watching a streamer play and beat a game is the same as you playing and beating it yourself
                I accept your concession.

                [...]
                Also, I have no idea what the frick your point is because the fact that the cutscene is different in the unending journey is irrelevant. You still were able to watch the scene. The game doesn't boot you out of it just because someone pulled so literally what is the issue?

                My points are:
                1. You -can- break someone's first viewing of a cutscene. You can test this yourself.
                2. You -cannot- watch the cutscene for certain dungeons in the unending journey in the same regard as the first time you watched them.
                3. That while Yoshit is to blame for this stupid mechanic, you (once you're aware this exists) have the option to be considerate and not break it for a sprout.
                4. That you don't get to complain, whine, or seethe, when I refuse to commend someone for breaking someone's cutscene.
                >The game doesn't boot you out of it just because someone pulled
                Again, you can test this yourself. You don't have to believe me, just go and test it. It's so simple.
                You're not willing to test it? Fine, then STFU and stop arguing.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >1. You -can- break someone's first viewing of a cutscene. You can test this yourself.
                >Again, you can test this yourself. You don't have to believe me, just go and test it. It's so simple.

                When? How? What duty? If it was really a thing you would have said the details already but you're just full of shit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >f it was really a thing you would have said the details already
                Maybe learn to read, you stupid homosexual? It was literally in the previous post, that you already replied to. How are you this fricking moronic and still manage to post in an imageboard on the internet? How are you able to even perform the most basic functions in your life?
                See:

                No, they can't. How many fricking times do I have to repeat myself to bring this point across?

                If you don't believe me, have someone make an alt with you (so you can test the break) starting in Gridania, do the MSQ until you reach Toto-Rak, and have your pal break the boss cutscene after ~15 seconds where you have to save the Sylph elder, then go back to an inn, try to watch the same cutscene, and you'll notice it the first ~10 second are missing.
                >inb4 o-ok it does change the cutscene, b-but it's just 10 seconds!!!!
                It applies to all the dungeon cutscenes, I went back to my main and watched ALL the 2.0 cutscenes and most of them had missing parts from what I remember, while a few I wasn't 100% sure... but I only needed the alt for the FC so I'm not going to play the entire ARR to confirm.

                [...]
                >I never looked back
                You're looking back right now.

                >have someone make an alt with you (so you can test the break) starting in Gridania, do the MSQ until you reach Toto-Rak, and have your pal break the boss cutscene after ~15 seconds where you have to save the Sylph elder, then go back to an inn, try to watch the same cutscene, and you'll notice it the first ~10 second are missing.
                >It applies to all the dungeon cutscenes, I went back to my main and watched ALL the 2.0 cutscenes and most of them had missing parts from what I remember

                >>t. the kind of tourist that argues watching a streamer play and beat a game is the same as you playing and beating it yourself
                Bring up streamers out of nothing. You okay?

                No, I'm not okay. I'm tired of arguing about a simple point with morons who have trouble even comprehending the most basic and simple of sentences, who then proceed to move the goalpost when BTFO, especially over something as simple as innocuous as waiting a few more seconds in a dungeon, while they don't have trouble waiting hours doing literally nothing in Ligma Loginma.

                Frick
                Marry
                Kill

                They're all gay men, so kill all three.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the first ~10 second are missing.
                so the part where nothing happens?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >who then proceed to move the goalpost when BTFO

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, I actually checked the unending journey, and the Totorak cutscene is exactly the same as ones sprouts get in the dungeon. What the frick are you even talking about?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He did say he saw it on an alt like a month ago
                Maybe they changed it with the map change?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He did say he saw it on an alt like a month ago
                Maybe they changed it with the map change?

                I have checked both pre rework and post rework cutscene on youtube. There is zero difference between those and the one in the unending journey. Anon is lying

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                post link I will check right now too

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                post trust rework: https://youtu.be/e8zd9kVl7_o?t=9021
                pre trust rework: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcH7Yi_O2iY&t=6219

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks I'll check right now

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >have your pal break the boss cutscene
                not possible because pulling doesn't stop the cutscene from playing

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >starting in Gridania
                >and you'll notice it the first ~10 second are missing.
                Found a 9 year old 480p video with starting in Gridania, the cutscene is still the same as the one I can watch in the unending journey. Maybe your computer has some issues?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because they miss the beginning of the fight you subhuman homosexual, and the cutscene reveal and the fights spoken mechanics mix together. For example, zeno dungeon fight in sb.

                This is all moot for me, as I queue as a warrior and the group will wait when I wait, and move when I move.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >>t. the kind of tourist that argues watching a streamer play and beat a game is the same as you playing and beating it yourself
                Bring up streamers out of nothing. You okay?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >y-you won't get a commendation!!!!
                eat ass, homosexual. thats' one cutscene you're never going to see outside of youtube

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                you seem to be seething more than him

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >No, they can't. How many fricking times do I have to repeat myself to bring this point across?
              youtube dot com :^)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      rollin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just don't give me the lips b***h

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      n

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venat.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone but Y'shtola please

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venat for the love of Hydaelyn

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Healers are pointless and slow down runs. WAR op

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lalas won

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clearly only being "friendly" and "chatty" to get commendations
    >expecting commendations for doing your job
    I wouldn't commend you either.

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Venat's big naturals

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just get commends for free even though im a MCH using a bot to do dungeons and alliance raids
    Gotta love scripted content

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn! i Wish i could do that!

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if u want commendations so bad then go main tank Ifrit normal

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    shitola

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they make WoL use azem's crystal every trial now

    remember when it was a one off kino in ShB

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      we only use it when its not plausible for us to get backup. we aren't using it in the Ophalmos for example

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The community is full of toxic/fake positivity homosexuals like you. I rather have the vile shitshow that most early day mmo were compared to gays sucking each other off for being nice. Doesn't help that the game is mainly filled with the most horrid of gays an troons.

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    male lalafell tank players being total dogshit is a pattern i noticed a long time ago

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know which tank to play.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gunbreaker
      it's the most fun but still relatively boring sorry

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is the one that is most dps like but the progression is really slow, you dont get to weave for a long time

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ???
          You start at 60 and Continuation is 70. That's 2 hours of leveling

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      7.0 will bring back HW DRK and Stormblood pre nerf WAR
      Source: my dreams

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry anon but I'm a shadowbab so I have no idea whether to get excited for that or no and even then from what I've heard the chances of that happening are nonexistent.

        Have you looked at them all? There are differing movesets between them all but some are just more fun to play than others. You should check out the skills and see who appeals to you. I've been playing Dark Knight forever. It's not the strongest class but fun for me to play as, while Warrior from what I hear, if you're playing your rotation right hardly ever needs to worry about heals either, because aside from having good damage, can also heal themselves through said damage.

        gunbreaker
        it's the most fun but still relatively boring sorry

        I have all but GNB leveled to max, I still find myself doubting. With GNB I just can't swallow those aesthetics, sounds and animations man. They're not my thing.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then you already have experience and the question comes from what you prefer to use.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you looked at them all? There are differing movesets between them all but some are just more fun to play than others. You should check out the skills and see who appeals to you. I've been playing Dark Knight forever. It's not the strongest class but fun for me to play as, while Warrior from what I hear, if you're playing your rotation right hardly ever needs to worry about heals either, because aside from having good damage, can also heal themselves through said damage.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you want to learn Paladin is the best way, boring but super safe and efficient. Use it until you feel confident pulling wall to wall and then change to something more fun.

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trans rights
    Dead game

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heals only get comms if the tank is shit and the DPS are passive b***hes unwilling to take charge.

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are FFXIV dungeons still just pull everything until the next wall and aoe it down?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, would you like to propose an alternative?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        every monster is ultimate tier dangerous and come in automatic 3 packs, forcing you to hard CC two monsters in every pull

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    AHHH ZODIARK SAMA
    I TRANCED THE THREADS
    I SAID troony
    I SAID DEAD GAME
    OOHHHHH ZODIARK SAMA

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if your portrait is hot I will commend you
    simple as

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trans
    r
    a
    n
    s

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I quit XIV for GW2 and I never looked back.

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      XIV has 20k players lol.
      GW2 is much more popular.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the most popular mmo is less popular than csgo
      Video games are finally healing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>the most popular mmo is less popular than csgo
        But GW2 is more popular than CSGO

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heh, I play failed WoW killer #37 instead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how the only people who call anything an "X Killer" are people who don't play the thing and want it to fail.

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play Black Mage
    >Always cast Flare
    >Even on bosses
    >If possible do Double or Triple Flare
    >Comm the other DPS if they weren't a tard
    Simple as.

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get thoes bikini glams ready!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man hands
      FAS face
      Unappealing proportions
      Yep, a that's a limsa troony alright

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ffxiv vs gw2 vs osrs
    what is better for making friends?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not xiv at the very least, probably not osrs
      I don't have experience with gw2 but the other two games give you no reason at all to talk to anyone past maybe a simple greeting and everyone is just rushing around doing their own thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      GW2 >= OSRS >>> XIV

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be not a homosexual
    >say nothing
    >playing scholar
    >trials roulette
    >ramuh
    >not even healing, just doing dmg
    >shock 3 terrored dudes
    >free a fourth one by rescuing a guy that had thunder on top of the terrored guy
    >4 comms
    >leave without a word
    sucks to suck lalaBlack person

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the prettiest Lala I have ever seen. Good job anon.

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Begging for it usually has the opposite effect, at least for me. I would rather give it to a dps that never died.

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is not a disgusting cat modbeast posting thread, post lalas or middies or elezen or frick off

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cuteness is the way, with a dash of lewdness. just a dash though

      also, no one marry me. you will never survive the prenup signing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Love yourself.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >find someone alone, in a random corner of the map
    >figure they're botting and got stuck
    >watch them go into gpose, shuffle around a bit, emote a few times, then go back into gpose
    >realize they're taking screenshots
    >this continues for at least an hour before i get bored and leave
    holy frick you guys are homosexuals

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      setting up gpose shit really does take that long with how clunky the tools are

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone does something he is interested in
      >WHAT A FRICKING homosexual HOW DARE HE EWWWW
      Wanna know how I can tell you're a fricking sperg?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >leaving gpose to emote
      Why lie? You can emote within gpose

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lalatroons

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick
    Marry
    Kill

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill all 3 pedotrannies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill
      Kill
      Kill

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      plap
      plap
      plap

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the life of me I will never understand how could anyone look at that and think it looks good.

      Jesus fricking Christ, get some fricking taste. Those are legitimately hideous.

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never give commends to homosexualy tanks or healers, DPS only
    Get bent lol

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that lalas run this game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kys pedo

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to give comm
    >Player leaves the instance 0.000000000001 nanoseconds after we kill the boss
    Welp, I tried

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do castrum meridianum
      >tank was good, full w2w pulls
      >about to commend
      >pic rel
      >he leaves immediately after posting it
      Who the FRICK is parsing Castrum Meridianum?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >parsing
        no one
        >having ACT open
        me
        do more damage Black person
        if you're playing SCH or SGE and aren't top of the DPS chart on trash pulls at that level you're throwing hard

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          have you considered playing gw2 instead?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I already am.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I played it
            Didn't like it, the combat system felt janky as frick on high ping and my friends all quit within a week

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              GW2's combat is miles ahead of XIV's.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That may be true, but as I said, I play on high ping, and it felt horrible.

                I don't commend people at all unless they did something (good) that stuck out to me.

                This
                I only commend 5 times per week for the challenge and then just hold them

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only have like 4 abilities
                >swapping your weapon changes your abilities
                its shit and garbage, but you already know that and that's why you begpost in these threads on cooldown for people to play it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope, homosexual. GW2 is a better game.
                You haven't tried it otherwise you would see how shit XIV is by comparison.

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOP tanking is braindead though, another reason why DSR is the hardest ultimate

  109. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well what DOES it look like?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wol about to have a fivesome

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can never fricking remember the name of the one who is not Kurenai.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >au ra girls aren't real

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shtola doesn't like the WoL and in ARR it was implied she and Thancred had a fling
      Literally what evidence is there for Y'Shtola being romantically invested in WoL in the slightest, even just one single dialogue? It's only Alisaie and Graha, and random minor voiceless NPCs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yshtola was the only one who gave enough of a frick about WoL being infected with light aids against his knowledge that she had a falling out with Urianger over it and tore him a new butthole when he brought WoL to her like that. Probably the most care any scion has ever show for the WoL as a human being, and probably second in the game to only Edmont

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Edmont
          you mean Haurchefant

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, I mean Edmont. Harchefant wanted to ride wol like a horse at worst and worshipped him as a savior at best. Edmont literally loves you while expecting nothing from you.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              English haurchfaunt is canon for native English speakers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in ARR it was implied she and Thancred had a fling
        homie are you fricking stupid? In ARR Y'shtola literally checks if Thancred is real in that one sylph section by asking him what he thinks of F'lhaminn which makes him go on a long ass love poem and that's her proof. Where the frick did you even take this fling from.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally what evidence is there for Y'Shtola being romantically invested in WoL in the slightest, even just one single dialogue?
        is this post just some bait for people to start posting all the times y'shtola says something flirty of heartfelt at wol or is it for real

  110. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread needs more lalafell

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luckily that disgusting creature seems to be drowning

  111. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  112. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  113. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't decide what to play. The lala is super cute, but if I play a bigger race armor will look cooler.

    It's vexing. Maybe I can just buy MSQ skips for later characters. I heard that is an option.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lala or middie.
      The lizard paints you as a troon, the cat makes you look like you're on the path.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a troony, but the Au Ra is cute....

        There's a paid option to change your character in the game.

        But then I'd have to pay to switch back and forth.

        >Dirty face
        >Ugly scales
        >Autistic baby face
        >Literally Yshtola with a new hairdo
        None of the above.

        Clean face.
        I would mod even more scales in.
        That is the only human face that doesn't look like a troony.
        Idk who Yshtola is.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But then I'd have to pay to switch back and forth.
          If you're planning on boosting multiple characters to play as the different characters, it's not all that different.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the cat

        I'm calling shenanigans considering they predate the lizards regardless.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a paid option to change your character in the game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dirty face
      >Ugly scales
      >Autistic baby face
      >Literally Yshtola with a new hairdo
      None of the above.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fiddie will always be the correct choice.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing this dead game instead of GW2
      NGMI

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's nothing more dead right now than GW2, what do you mean?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GW2gay
        Shouldn't you be attending a troony wedding right now

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          troony weddings take place only in XIV with eternal bonding.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lala or fiddie
      the other 2 are ugly

  114. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  116. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to frick female lalafells

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      most people do
      only low test homosexuals say otherwise

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, being attracted to a literal toddler with a FAS face is very manly.
        Stupid homosexual.

  117. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nibble on lalafell ears...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      finally, someone who understands

  118. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  119. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  120. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies, pedophiles, and homosexuals kissing
    What the frick happened to Final Fantasy?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you don't find them cute?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The things I'd do to a lalafell.

  121. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play class that takes least skill
    >Why I receive no commendations?

  122. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what awaits you in GW2:
    13000/28000 cosmetic items permanently unobtainable unless you pay $250,000 to get 13000 permanent wardrobe unlocks
    these cosmetics are actually very good or some of the best, and you are not allowed to get them just because

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      same as the xiv online store?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope
        in xiv you spend $550 to get every single cosmetic armor and clothes currently available on the store
        on gw2 you spend 2000 gems to get 16 black lion chest keys
        out of those 16 keys you get 15 xp/karma boosters and 1 valuable item
        the item is usually 1/10 of a ticket required to get a weapon skin of the current season of weapon skins
        you need about 10,000 gems on average to get a permanent wardrobe unlock
        which is the only way to obtain skins that are no longer obtainable

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why lie, homosexual?

      there's nothing more dead right now than GW2, what do you mean?

      It has more players than XIV.
      Expansion next month is very hype.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not try making a thread for it anon?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't believe either of those

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is called coping.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            your posts? or?

  123. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play GW2
    >some Black person hyena with wings in a tuxedo jumps out of a flying car in the middle of a battlefield
    >uninstall
    At least I can mod this homosexualry out of XIV

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's worse in XIV with homosexual cat men in fishnets flying in minitanks.

  124. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  125. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually just updoot sprouts no matter how shitty they play, it’s not like anyone else needs comms at this point. After that just toss it to whoever annoyed me the least, or the any male characters to see if maybe they will rape me as a reward.

  126. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What job do people want to see added at this point? What weapon would they use?
    dual sword doesn't count because Ninja exists and half of their weps are the size of pld weps

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but I fricking detest the way NINs hold them, run with them and are generally animated.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mace homie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda want beastmaster to be added even if it's an extra job.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        God please yes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont want any more jobs added.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d like some sort mage tank in cloth. I don’t think it’ll happen because it would completely frick their itemization schemes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chemist, but it's not gonna be a whacky healer now so what's the point.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chemist could have potential as a ranged dps potion chucker
        instead of buffing the team like bard and dancer they just give aids to the enemies
        pls give me a dot class

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they just finished deleting pretty much every dot from the game lmao get real

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know
            dots are fun though
            a purely dot based class could work

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chemist could have potential as a ranged dps potion chucker
      instead of buffing the team like bard and dancer they just give aids to the enemies
      pls give me a dot class

      They have tried adding chemist TWICE, it's not happening

  127. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ask party members to give me commendations
    Congratulations, I'm giving the commendation to someone else.

  128. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >furgay gw2 shilling nonstop for weeks
    >wow "major" content patch comes out
    >shilling flips to wow shilling for ~3 days
    >furgay gw2 shilling starts back up again
    damn, is that game really only alive for 3 days before it hits content drought status?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragonflight is really, really bad

  129. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's literally asking for it

  130. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't commend people at all unless they did something (good) that stuck out to me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the equivalent of giving tips in restaurants so the typical american is confused and angry that it's not "mandatory".

  131. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even do abit of DPS
    You're supposed to be dosing as a healer in this game.

  132. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Say "hi all good luck!" and ask party members to give me commendations if I do a good job
    have a nice day have a nice day
    K I L L Y O U R S E L F
    Y
    S

  133. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks just doing your job is something commendable
    Why are healers so delusional

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people who play healers are in some fantasy that they are playing an "unfun role" because they aren't doing damage and are "babysitting" people, so they have a strange mindset that they are "morally higher" than DPS or Tank players because of that fantasy, and think they deserve praise or worship for it.

      There is probably a word for it, idk.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just a carryover of other games in which healers soloed like shit and were much rarer and necessary for delving. Now that anyone can put a healer cane and go to town (and they can solo fine) it’s just cultural inertia among western mmogays. Healers aren’t even role in need 90% of time, that’s tanks, and in pf outside of golbuttz healers aren’t any more difficult of a role.

  134. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is a lalafell board btw

  135. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I wish Ganker had a subscription fee so the third world was barred from it as well.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anonymous Image Board with a subscription
      has this ever been tried?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that technically what /vip/ is

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's just one board, I know about that
          I mean an actual site that blocks anything from non-paying posters

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you think third world posters are the ones who are woke and mentally ill?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >post hidden because user could not pay the $13 monthly fee
        amazing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, moot literally said non-Americans shitpost the most and he was very close to range banning them and making it an American only chan. That is literally the entire reason other chans started popping up, because moot was gonna ban a bunch of countries.

  136. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have mentor crown
    >enter dungeon, say "please don't give me comms I am at commendation cap"
    >in anything above lv 50 msq i still get 2 comms minimum
    kek every time

  137. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cirina in a bikini

  138. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm marrying Krile, Anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only sexable lalafell

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  139. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to modern multiplayer games.
    You will never return to golden age of XI, EQ, PSO, or DAoC ever again.

  140. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only opinions on addons i will respect are either the all or nothing stances.
    trying to argue that only the exact amount of addons that YOU use is extremely fricking cringe.

  141. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use
    >plugin that shows you someone's ilvl
    >the one that let's you see the bgm title
    >the one that let's you click on links in the chatlog
    and that's all

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      orchestrion is cheating because it lets you replace dog shit songs like p12s2 while you prog it to focus better

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only replacement i use is switching the rival wings theme to Metal

  142. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used makeplace on my house because why the frick should i spend 16 hours glitching furniture on my own private domicile? I can’t think of anything that would make me more suicidal.

    Cactbot and ACT especially are cancerous anti social apps that degrade the game and encourage wowtard subhuman behavior (like parsing alliance raids).

  143. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have a nice day Anon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      faster

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