>playing video game
>*person gets killed*
>...
>*dog gets hurt*
>NOOOOOOO NOT THE DOGGO
>NOT THE WOOFER
>NOT THE BORKING BOOFER
>SAVE THE PUPPER
>DONT HURT THE GOOD BOY
>playing video game. >*person gets killed*. >... >*dog gets hurt*. >NOOOOOOO NOT THE DOGGO
>person mad that people prefer animals
>person prefer animals
>he or she gets old
>animal doesn't take care of said person
>person dies on couch
>corpse rots and gets eaten by the animal
Why are animal frickers like this?
>The only reason for liking people is making sure your old wrinkly ass is their problem later.
Sad.
>t.grew up with no parents
sad eh?
animal frickers seetheing
go have a relationship you absolute Steven universe watching mongoloids
>animal doesn't take care of said person
lmao, do you?
you would do the same if your animal died and you had no food. also, its a bud thing. you'd let your animal buddy do it if its left alone and needed food and youre already gone. what, did you want him to starve too? pathetic.
literal poojets
Wrong. Just get a dog wife
>Humans are complex
Explain: Black folk, pajeets, chinks, homosexuals and white cucks
Only subhumans dislike animals because they feel threatened by them
Case in point. Angry autistic screeching. Liking dogs as pets is fine but raising them to a level equal to human just speaks of a stunted personality who never developed an actual capacity for empathy. Its best to avoid them, although they generally do a good job at keeping people away just by being themselves.
Why did you post your selfie? This isn't instagram
If I die I'm not going to be around to care what happens to my body
That what israelites want you to believe
if my corpse could sustain my animals long enough for them to survive id want that
If I was some old fricker or a friendless shut in, it'd be negligent and immoral to not ensure that all living beings that exclusively rely on me for care were not arranged for.
You'd have to be a real piece of shit to be okay with a dog starving because your fat ass had a sudden heart attack and they had no way escape or rescue.
GB2PC (go back to /misc/, chudcel)
>mention animal frickers
>suddenly I'm a racist nazi
lefties are fricked in the brain
>lefties
There's plenty of footage of animals mourning their deceased owners, don't make sweeping generalisations just because animals can sense the homosexualry in you and avoid/bite you when you go PSPSPSPS like moron.
>Owner dies
>Owner no long can feed cat
>Cat starves
>Cat resorts to eating corpse
>NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT YOU MUST STARVE TO DEATH YOU NEVER LOVED YOUR OWNER THINK ABOUT HOW HIS POOR LIFELESS CORPSE FEELS
Don't say that 🙁
That's going to me one day 🙁
I'm too pussy to an hero myself now :'(
no actual animal was harmed, that makes you moronic
no actual animal was harmed in the production of this movie
What's the problem? They're man's best friend. We made them that way.
>go on internet
>post gore in thread
>...
>post cat in thread
>lmao longcat is long xD ceiling cat is watching you jerk off 0_0
luxury goods have always been more valuable than people.
animals are a resource loved by rich people, of course their loss is worth more than the human life of a regular person.
people are evil, animals aren't.
simple as. animal people are complicated
>people are evil, animals aren't.
someone post the webm of the bird drilling into a baby birds skull
>playing video game
>*animal has detailed genitals*
>"heehee yaaaaaaay"
>*female human wears a bikini*
>"WHAT THE FRICK THIS IS FRICKING SEXIST"
Only the males are detailed, therefore it's perfectly consistent
>playing video game
>animal has detailed genitals
>can't interact with them
pets are reddit as frick
yes, even caturday was kinsey 6 reddit
My dog has never shown me anything but love and affection and the only thing he asks for is scratches, unlike real people who are jackasses.
>someone stayed up late on a workday to make this thread in a video game imageboard
kinda sad when you think of it like this
>dog
>loyal
>best friend
>human
>(you)
I experience a profound and primal hatred for dogs in games when they attack me that I legitimately cannot explain. I like them when they're not trying to kill me.
People who genuinely feel more for animals than for humans are plain psychopaths. Humans are complex and to relate to them you need to possess the skill empathy, to see things from their point of view and understand their motivations, hopes and dreams.
Animals are simple beasts with no agency or a developed personality. A person with shallow ability to relate to others will find an animal a million times easier to "feel" for them, as much as a psychopath can genuinely feel affection anyway.
In other words, an "animal lover" is someone you should never, in a million years interact with.
That's weird because some psychos reported being hated by animals instinctively, like ted bundy, they hated him.
Dogs have been protecting people from psychos long enough that its ingrained within them
We built them this way at great effort for this purpose among many others
Imagine...if we could shape humans the same way...
>like ted bundy, they hated him.
For real? I know it's been said that animals are good judge of characters but I figured it was half bullshit. Was he genuinely hated by animals? Like dogs too since they have high emotional intelligence.
They're not judges of character, they're just sensitive to shady human behaviorisms and smells that sometimes correlate with dangerous tendencies. Humans incriminate themselves constantly but few consciously pick up on it.
It doesn't just stop with human behavior, malamutes are apparently instinctually tuned to drag their humans away from thin ice
ancient humans did not share their meager food with the heckin woofers out of mere affection, they were vital tools for survival and both men and canine have been shaped over the ages by this symbiosis
>They're not judges of character
>They can just tell when someone is a piece of shit and smell that they're a piece of shit, the very definition of judging character
Amazing post, stoic science anon. Now explain this post
And tell me why every human outside of chinks and psychos enjoy petting and caring for animals? Millions of years of evolution decided we need dopamine when petting dogs because they *might* helps us hunt? Dumbass. Don't reply to my posts with stupid homosexual shit like that ever again.
Eh, no. Dogs can have false positives very easily. People who are merely nervous around dogs will make dogs feel threatened which of course doesn't help make either party less nervous. Meanwhile a serial killer that showered properly since their last killing spree and who was raised to be comfortable around dogs wouldn't set off any alarms.
For fricks sake do you think dogs can smell peoples' souls or something? lol
I keep trying to teach my nervous aunt how to get along with dogs, we've made some good progress but she still ends up freaking them out eventually
>Eh, no
I literally just told you to stop being a homosexual.
>do you think dogs can smell peoples' souls or something? lol
Dogs can literally smell emotions and as you said, read physical cues. Obviously you couldn't use a dog to tell apart normal people from murderers but if Ted Bundy was hated by animals there's a good argument that they can sense when someone isn't right.
>My Aunt
Is this a fricking bot I'm replying to? No shit a dog is going to avoid someone who doesn't like being around dogs. You're fricking gay. I'm not replying to you anymore after this.
Haha holy shit
okay magic dog expert you win, youve gotten it all figured out
I hope you know domestication exists for a reason
noooo it has to be magic
dog chakra
the resonance of souuuuls
>In other words, an "animal lover" is someone you should never, in a million years interact with.
Counterpoint.
Kys
Verification not required
are you fricking serious? like, I know this is Ganker but fricking really? hitler? of all people?
and your shocked by this?
>outing yourself as a newbie
Hitler, seconds before beating a dog to death
Anyone who says dogs at least dont develop their own personality I think is too autistic to tell or are mentally weak and need to tell themselves that they are so much more superior than other animals to make themselves feel better.
Maybe animals are better able to spot a predator than people are since you cant talk your way around them?
Psychopaths who become murderers usually start by hurting animals moron.
Liking animals is a generally good trait to have as it shows you can have deep compassion for furry morons
Not all humans are worth your empathy.
i do see things from their point of view and understand their motivations, hopes and dreams and i conclude that they are c**ts not worth my time and effort
>People who genuinely feel more for animals than for humans are plain psychopaths.
No, it's called empathy, care, love. That's not psychopathic, fricks wrong with you?
keyed and factual
Humans have betrayed me before, a dog never has.
>go over to my aunt's place to help her paint her living room walls
>spend hours petting and scratching her dog after we're done
It's a White Man thing, you wouldn't understand.
>replaying CoD 4
>have to kill dogs all the time
>there is even an achievement where you have to kill 20 dogs with a knife
It left a bad taste in my mouth
>dog attacks and bites
>autistic anon let's it mangle him because iz cute doggo wholesome boi
They shouldn't be in the game in the first place
See I feel none of this, for example apparently I was supposed to feel bad about shooting dogs in TLOU 2 but I felt nothing. Nothing but actual real animalistic rage when I got bit or attacked in game by one. Shooting them if anything felt cathartic.
Damn I wish I could be as "unfeeling" and "cold" as you anon
Well. I react same way in real life. Dogs are pure. Except these little midget barking c**ts. They deserve death and eternal suffering.
You should cut them some slack, they were bred to spaz out and bark at things. It's really hard to sneak up on someone when furball flips out and wakes up the whole house.
There's no bad dogs just bad owners
Especially those little barking c**ts, they're not supposed to be that way and they're miserable like that
>There's no bad dogs
Yes there is, shit bulls are a bad breed. Just like black people, btw, who commit more than 50% of violent crime in the USA despite only being 13% of the population
You're wrong. They're the nicest dogs I've even known. Even toddlers calm down when they see them
> Even toddlers calm down when they see them
Shitbulls are riskier than some breeds sure but the ones that eat peoples faces are raised poorly 100% and the breed attracts the precise sort of moron that shouldn't have them.
We're in a particularly moronic phase of society where negligence isn't punished appropriately and so these incidents are occurring far more often than they should.
My point stands.
Pitbulls are bad you might as well keep a hyena as a pet if you have one
Hyenas are good pets actually
I'm not going to bend over backwards to endorse shitbull ownership or anything, nobody NEEDS a shitbull and yeah some of them snap just like people of pallid complexion exposed to certain chronic societal stresses sometimes snap and shoot up a mall or something
Stop being a fricking scared soccermom its sad, use your brain and stop redirecting blame away from society and owners
>Dogs are pure. Except these little midget barking c**ts.
found a shitbull lover
No dog ever called me a chud.
All dogs should be removed from video games, the pupper emotions make me very uncomfortable.
>Pet real dog
>Dog has fun
>Pet vidya dog
>Controller vibrates
Why do normies feel like this is a valuable feature in a game? It literally does nothing.
>Pet Vidya dog
>Heal a tiny amount
Fixed it for gamers
>Humans were made to derive pleasure from petting animals
>Humans like petting animals, even simulated ones
>Humans were made to derive pleasure from helping other humans
>Even simulated ones
>Humans were made to derive pleasure from winning competitions
>Even simulated ones
You might honestly be fricking braindead.
I enjoy petting animals as long as they enjoy it. If they don't enjoy it, neither do I.
It's a novelty sorta thing. I think it's a cool detail at best
human nature was of tribes perpetually murderfricking each other,
cities are absolute affront to that and the nature didn't disappear, majority of human population is thiirsting to kill each other in most violent ways possible
People are inherently evil, and only restrain their evil urges due to external pressures. Only a very, VERY small number of people are born good.
Animals are inherently good, and only become evil due to mistreatment or desperation.
Thus the death of an animal is worse than the death of a human
My dog is a 8th level cleric and he casts detect good and evil
roll for initiative
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i don't like seeing anyone get hurt, bros
Same but I can't deny that there's varying degrees of apathy depending on who's receiving
pitbulls can't be trusted no dogs can be trusted
Nobody and nothing can be trusted, not even yourself. Even your eyeballs might be lying to you. How do you know your perception is accurate? As soon as the brain is split into 2 hemispheres it becomes capable of conspiring against itself. Is that a mouse you're clicking or is it the trigger of a rifle aimed at your loved one?
imagine still being able to just trust humans after 2020
literally me
My dream is to genocide all small breeds of dogs
Please don't
These ugly frickers specifically are first in line
Oh yeah? If you're so superior, then CAN YOU DO THIS?
Yes
ontas art is so fricking disgusting nowadays. hes turned into a blacked gay too
What the hell happened? I rarely see artists get worse over time and this is so much worse
All dog hating gays just keep seething. Dogs are great and they will exist long after you die. They will just keep cucking your existence while you huff copium and dilate and there's nothing you can do about it
Yeah, they literally evolved to be our companions. Harming them is the lowest of the low, and only psychopaths would think otherwise.
yeah the people who complain about this are actually the biggest homosexuals of all, and this thread shows it
animals are literal NPCs with barely any dialogue trees
This is now a animal HATE thead
I love watching weak pathetic animals get slaughtered
I once captured a dog and beat him to death with a bat
Hahaha fricking hell i miss it
Ugly ass dog stoped barking even if he was alive
You secretly wish you were being eaten by a fat dumb lizard.
It's because dogs have the brains and responsibility of children
A dog getting killed sends a similar emotional trigger as a child getting killed. It isn't as severe, unless you're a Redditor, but it's there for most people
There's nothing wrong with killing dogs. They're property at best.
>game has character selection screen
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Humans have lived alongside dogs for thousands of years, it is not normal to abhor them like many people of color do.
in china we did not live alongside dogs. speak for yourself chud