PLEASE DON'T SUCK LIKE FF16. PLEASE DON'T SUCK LIKE FF16. PLEASE DON'T SUCK LIKE FF16

PLEASE DON'T SUCK LIKE FF16
PLEASE DON'T SUCK LIKE FF16
PLEASE DON'T SUCK LIKE FF16

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    its already slopped as frick if any of the spinoff games they've made in the last several years are any indication of their design philosophy

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spinoffs don't matter that's why they're spinoffs

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no need to bring up spinoff. Just say turn based is garbage, that is what you really meant

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Treasures and builders were great spinoffs

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Treasures
        >great

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was it worse than Builders? I enjoyed those games and someone told me Treasures might scratch the itch.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Treasures is barely even a game from what I understand. You just go around and collect jpegs. Builders is definitely one of the best DQ spinoffs though.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Treasures is fun and the finding treasure mechanic is addicting. Storywise its not as compelling as builders which play on what if scenarios of the plot of the main games

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      slopped?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        leave

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          speak like a person not like a zoomer

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too late it’s already being westernized

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least MONSTERS doesn't look THAT shitty, I guess

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like it'll be fun but it looks so fricking low budget even for a Switch game, I wish all of square's higher ups would be gassed and HORI would take over the company completely so DQ stops getting fricked over

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get it, XI sold like a gangbuster. Why change the formula following its success?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't go full western. Please don't be pozzed.

      I'm pretty sure they already confirmed it will be turn based so we have that going at least
      On the bright side just know that square will get absolutely fricking massacred by the nips if they botch this game

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that what everyone said about XVI?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          FF isn't a cultural phenomenon in Japan like DQ is, only a few games like FFX are

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well it doesn't look like the japs did anything about XVI's literal homosexualry. Next DQ will probably add some homosexual kiss scenes too.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              DQ is meant to be a game to be enjoyed by everyone, even kids/teens. You won't get anything as explicit as the homosexual kiss in 16, probably just something implied like the scene with Erik/kamyu at the end of 11

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              It better be one of the masked thugs kissing a male Ork

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            and games like FF7 and FF10 struck the chords they have with Japan BECAUSE they came out during big Dragon Quest release lapses in the first place.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't go full western. Please don't be pozzed.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      As if Japan would ever stand for that they'd probably bomb Square HQ

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron
      Its DQ, its literally always been the sam and will continue to be the same as long as people buy it(which they will)

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before anyone says the moronic "it won't be turn-based" shitpost, HORI already confirmed it's still turn-based (command battle is the japanese term for turn-based)

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      see you in a year when youre proven wrong

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can't change it without a huge backlash in their own country that's what is protecting it from going down the same road as FF16.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It still sounds like it's going to be shit no matter what because it reads to me like it's implying ATB garbage.

      The only good RPG with ATB shit is FFV and it's good despite it, not because of it. Full turn based or full action, frick off with trying to mix them.

      And with DQ specifically they can frick off with full action too. I will never buy an action DQ game.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Horii says it will be better, it will be better, simple fricking as

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe in Horii

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope you find the game shit regardless of how good it is because you c**ts care about the absolute wrong aspects. i refuse to elaborate. cry as much as you want.
    >woman appears and owns an inn
    >dark skinned npc wanders past
    >POZZED GAME DDDDDDDDD:
    get fricked. youre far past the point of gone

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks better than pokemon in every single way

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst-case scenario is being an ARPG. I prefer if the game lets you choose if you want to play as a regular DQ game or an ARPG. At least it could give you a replay value.

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is DQ so unpopular in the Overseas?

    >The 3DS, PS4, and Switch versions sold a total of 5,000,000 units in Japan.

    >By December 2021, the game had shipped over six million copies worldwide.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Quest_XI

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >releases after FF1 in the west
      nothin personnel kid

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because of its boring shitty same old Dragon Ball art style, It may look cool in 90s but not anymore in 2023. If SE series really want to make this series to appeal in overseas, then they need to drop Toriyama from every future project entirely.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        insanely moronic take

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would be completely soulless if it looked like FF16

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          ToM remake change art style that pendering to coomers and it sells.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >coomers
            you have to go back

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't know what you're talking about. They updated the artstyle with a new artist but the designs are pretty much the same.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If SE series really want to make this series to appeal in overseas, then they need to drop Toriyama from every future project entirely
        cope

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          When is the last time Toriyama actually draw something that screams 'soul' ?

          Can't answer, huh?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sandland, which is being made into a videogame btw, cope

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick, have a nice day

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >would prefer slop to soulful toriyama vehicle designs

        >If SE series really want to make this series to appeal in overseas, then they need to drop Toriyama from every future project entirely
        cope

        me btw

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is DQ so unpopular in the Overseas?
      because S-E actively gimp the franchise overseas in favor of FF

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boring and ugly looking. 11 had shit music.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simply does not have the same legacy in the west. Has nothing to do with the quality of the games.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        DQ was as notable to oldgays like classic megaman or mario was in the west. The quality has never significantly dropped off, but because it doesn't have that historical background in the west it just isn't as popular.
        Final fantasy wouldn't be popular at all in the west either if 7 hadn't been such a breakout title.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          DQ releases were all fricked up in the west for a long time, they were called Dragon Warrior with generic ass non-Toriyama style boxart and skipped a bunch of entries. They never stood a chance.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >skipped a bunch of entries
            The only skipped entries were V and VI, and even then it was supposedly only because Enix of America was broke and couldn't afford to translate them. They were still able to localize games like ActRaiser and Mischief Makers though, so I kinda question that reasoning.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    XI sucked, so there's no reason to think this will be any better.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      XI was fun and I have faith XII will be too.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren’t they getting rid of turn based? What are they smoking ????

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope psaro's game is good

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      it'll be decent, a what it DQIV story scenario and the game will have around 500 monsters on release which is comparable to the Joker 3 expansion

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised they used the "what if" formula on a Monsters game for IV when V has the official Monster Tamer MC and giving him a what if where Pankraz survives or something could set up a cool Monsters game.
        I am happy with what we've got though, playing as Psaro's cool and I won't complain about that. It's just surprising to me.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >psaro
      Necrosaro
      Don't use nu-SE's botched translations.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're going to be a purist homosexual at least call him Pisaro.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        ???

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >EOP seething over localization doesn't even know the actual original japanese
        every time

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE DON'T SUCK
    I PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY SO MUCH
    PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE DON'T SUCK
    I PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY SO MUCH
    don't you frick me baby cuz i play it so much
    don't you frick me baby cuz i play it so much
    I WOKE UP THIS MORNIN AND I FIRED UP THAT CONSOLE
    don't you frick me baby cuz i play it so much
    GOT MY HOPES UP YOU KNOW I PLAY IT SO WELL
    don't you frick me baby cuz i play it so much

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's going to be a ton of gay sex scenes, feminist stronk wimmens, Blacks humiliating yuropoors, etc.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >humilliating yuropoors
      Thats a good thing tho?

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