Plok would RAPE rayman in his ASS

Plok would RAPE rayman in his ASS

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even as a kid in the 90s buying mini rubber ninjas I had standards higher than this, I wouldnt even bother turning it over. Who the frick approves these designs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the average 80s/90s British character design to me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Looks like the average 80s/90s British character design to me
        >rubbed out a fat load to mid 90's Lara Croft

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the average 80s/90s British character design to me

      I think Sir Dan might be the only good character design ever made by bongland.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some of the most beautiful art comes from UK.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          My uncle has a crooked wiener that looks like Dennis the menace's knees.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            h-how do you know what your uncles wiener looks like anon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like Bill Clinton's wiener has an elbow.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          PHWOAR!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It does. We have some of the best comic book artists on the planet.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try this one:

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do they sleep together?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In game he's a yellow triangle with a red hood. Why did they make him swole for the box art?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He definitely looks very aggressive.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play this game again, but with the thought in mind "Yoshi's Island ripped it off" and keep a notepad handy to make tallies.
    See what you notice, only thinking about that.

    Did you ever wonder why Yoshi could transform into vehicles? Didn't that seem really odd and out of place?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lel, this is the "SM64 plagiarized Croc" schizo theory all over again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a thing I heard of already!
        >That means... I can dismiss it out of hand
        >After likening to another completely separate thing no one cares about
        That's dumb anon. Don't speak again.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Play this game again, but with the thought in mind "Yoshi's Island ripped it off" and keep a notepad handy to make tallies.
        See what you notice, only thinking about that.

        Did you ever wonder why Yoshi could transform into vehicles? Didn't that seem really odd and out of place?

        The Super Donkey prototype is evidence that Miyamoto really did bail on Plok in favor of YI. It's also evidence that YI didn't rip Plok off, the timelines don't add up.

        Whatever similarities the two have are probably just convergent evolution

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >diddled again

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    unlike Rayman 1, Plok was actually playtested.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Playtesters should have told the developers that such a long game needed passwords.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was this dude even supposed to be. He kinda reminds me of a medieval executioner from a cartoon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me think of that Wodos album cover.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clothes magically brought to life as a golem of sorts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to concept art, he's a magically animated pile of clothes, apparently.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homosexuality is unacceptable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, man, I guess we can't let you in here.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other way around, buddy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beautiful background
      >foreground and character look like ass
      How did this happen?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mediocre game that only gets remembered for its soundtrack and le ebin no-limbs character design.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diddled
      >again

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >casually mogs both

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my house we called it plokkers

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    trash

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plok was diddled again in the summer of '95

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