PLUSHIES ARE COMING PALBROS
https://twitter.com/Palworld_JP/status/1757313233814478982
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PLUSHIES ARE COMING PALBROS
PLUSHIES ARE COMING PALBROS
https://twitter.com/Palworld_JP/status/1757313233814478982
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nice
>merchandise of cheaply designed pokemon clones
Lmao, the designs are way too generic to be widely marketable as toys
Plushies already are a best seller
I already bought 3 lamball plushies to use as target practice for my gun range
>MUST CONSOOM
do turd worlders really?
>name is literally "depresso"
holy lame
I hate having no money, i want a depresso plushie!
Get better standards man, God damn.
Could be worse, I could be desperately crying for attention on a thread of a game I dislike.
>I could be desperately crying for attention on a thread of a game I dislike.
Which you do. It's not smart to say these things with trip on you know.
>, I could be desperately crying for attention
You have a fricking trip on for no reason.
ill buy one for you, leave contact info
Posting your address on Ganker is a very intelligent big brain move.
>amazon giftcard
>wishtender
there's plenty ways to wire money to someone in 2024 without either party having to learn of the other party's personal info
Sent 😉
These are on temu for half the price. You're getting scammed by some dropshipper you fricking moron.
plot twist
he is the dropshipper
The Lamball looks pretty cute.
>This is revenge.
What if they sell even better?
Palworld got big because people hate the Pokemon GAMES, not the plushies. Even TPC admits that the games only exist to "legitimize" Pokemon so they can sell merch of them.
Pokemon merch alone made them $11billon last year. I highly doubt that Palworld is going to suddenly unseat the world's biggest merch license. If it does, I'll paint my wiener pink and frick a Pikachu live on television.
Screencapped.
See you in 6 months.
are pokeBlack folk and tendietrannies seriously this threatened by some indie game?
The pals from palworld look much more like pokemon than whatever the frick gamefreak is doing right now.
I hope they get the memo and go back into drawing pokemon that actually look like pokemon instead of whatever the frick those gaijins are doing.
>my ballon animal garbage is better then other balloon animal garabage
sloptroons…
>STOP PLAYING BALLOON ANIMAL SLOP!!!!
No, the pals from Palworld look like a South Park parody of Pokemon. Pokemon's artstyle hasn't changed much over the years, all of the Pokemon are still consistent with each other and look like they belong in the same world.
God Pokemon designs are so shit these past few Gens
yea we need more designs like jynx and the noose from slopworld
No, we need more Bogáymen like THIS!!!
>Defending NuPokemon
Off yourself
>Defending Kanto shit
Off yourself
>defending old pokeslop and chink knock off slop
KEK
Consistent with the rest of its quartet
Balloon animals
but enough about palworld
That image nearly made me throw up. Who the frick is charge of this shit? Even the color schemes are shit, what in the frick are they doing?
the dog always makes me think of the people who are into pet play and wear those stupid leather masks
imagine if this guy kicked your ass in afghanistan
I think it looks cute.
I like the bird.
But I'm a coomer so take that with a grain of salt I guess.
Frick yeah.
Eww
>Taro Momoi's stand
>all of the Pokemon are still consistent with each other and look like they belong in the same world.
you are on meth
Um sir, they just rehashed a bunch of pokemon consistent with the art style of the older generations. The art style was changing slightly around generation 8 but luckily it has been corrected.
Stolen Minecraft assets
Meanwhile, in Pokemon:
damn
I want to have sex with Juliana so badly
Ugly
why even make this statement, you knew it's a lie, you knew people would dunk on you, no pokemon fan would stand by the majority of the last couple gens designs
>Pokemon's artstyle hasn't changed much over the years
stopped reading right there
Biggest bullshit ever
Comparing gen 8 to 9 is like night and day
They'd have to reboot the series. The new designs are so far removed from the originals that the transition would be jarring and off-putting.
Checked. And I'm glad you have a functioning brain, Anon. The amount of times I see people act like nuPokemon fit in with the old disgusts me.
I'll never understand why you're so mad.
So, you're just mad for the sake being mad?
seething paltroony
Not as much but it's about as original a shitpost as palworld designs are.
Also, I like how you're just assuming I have to like Nintendo because I'm making you look like an idiot
you also look like an idiot
>not even the same filenames
You can't just take a random webm and say every usage of it is the same guy, Anon.
It's a funny video, people share it and post it again.
>all posted in defence of palworld
>webm under that hash didn't exist prior to the release of palworld
Use some common sense anon
So that means it's the same guy? A lot of people don't like pokemon fans and it's a funny webm to use when they complain about Palworld's quality.
Yes anon because everyone is a hive minded entity that acts the exact same way seeing pokemon as the enemy of palworld despite the two games being separate genres.
Again, common sense. Is it more reasonable to assume that every palworld fan has an irrational hatred of pokemon or that it's just one guy.
>everyone
Anon, it's 15 posts within the span of a week. Some may have been the same guy, but it wasn't all of them.
You don't quite understand figurative speech, do you.
Also it's 37
Time to @JoeBiden anon.
NTA but look at them all, there's absolutely zero difference in what each post is doing. Unless you believe there's some anti-pokemon cult that copy and paste the same responses it's just one guy saving the same webm multiple times
hahahah what the frick
lel
holy shit, i havent play pokemon since Gold but if this is coming from multibillion dollar company then they deserve to fricken burn
A fine example of Nintendo Derangement Syndrome.
The pals looks better than all Pokemon gens save for the first one.
they literally look like nu pokemon from gen 6 and onwards, it's what makes them so soulless
Palworld = Adult pokemon
If you dont like guns your a cuck
If you dont eat animals your a cuck
If you dont like seeing AAA seethe and cry because Palworld outsold their $150 million schlop your a cuck
>If you dont like seeing AAA seethe and cry because Palworld outsold their $150 million schlop your a cuck
in no metric did palworld outsell s/v. why lie?
Daily remind you have to cut pokemon sale figures in half because nintendoids buy two copies of the same game.
>daily reminder sales don't count because they just don't okay!!
>bringing up Pokemon unprompted
I guess if you spend enough time obsessing over palgays you become the palgays
Did you quote the wrong person?
Palworld hit 12M copies in the same span of time SV hit 10M. Also, unlike SV, people still play Palworld.
>Palworld hit 12M copies in the same span of time SV hit 10M.
Uh, anon, palworld hit 12m in about 2 weeks. SV hit 10m in three days
*5 million.
Pokeslaves buy two copies of the same game so you have to factor that in.
That would still be 10 million. Even if it was purchased twice it was still purchased.
Not really if you're using the sales figure to show how many people were convinced to buy the game
Again, it's still 10m sales. If we apply your logic to palworld it's going to take a steeper hit due to people gifting it but it still sold 12m.
Gifted to other people that aren't the giftsender. Which means gifted to a unique individual that is treated as its own oerson in the data.
you dumb homosexual. plenty of people buy to have all the pogeymen. if there was only a single version sales would be much lower.
NTA but since the advent of online trading most people have just been buying one
Nobody buys both versions especially with online. You trade with a friend who has the other version.
Pokésloppers don't have friends moron.
It just got very close, nothing to worry about
>Cattiva
I love that fricker despite not having the game
Wait, is it actually called Cattiva? LMAO
Look at that smug face
Damn smug cat. Look at this cheeky little fricks face.
This is the most anime thing I've seen in a long time, and I consume anime regularly.
Looks like some Hutnter X Hunter shit.
CATTIVA DIGIVOLVE TO!!!!!!
CATASTROPHE
He digivolved into a lucky pal
Don't you dare compare Digimon to this trash.
this anon is right, digimon is fricking trash
no, (You) are trash anon.
cry harder, digishitter
GEDDAN
b-bakana!
Cattiva shinkaaaaaaa!
so is anyone gonna explain what all this actually s happening in-game mechanics wise or is this just a glitch and or mod?
It just evolved..when your pal evolves it just gets bigger. The size is random. 1.1x size to 5x.
>glitch and or mod
That.
post the real one, faker
player cheat edited stats of his Pals and it broke and went highware
https://twitter.com/Palworlddotexe/status/1754477471393779865
Its better with the music
>https://twitter.com/Palworlddotexe/status/1754477471393779865
Literal Chills kek, this game has it all
CATTIVA SHINKAAAAAAAAAAA
Audibly laughed
Fine, I'll torrent this game, this webm won me. I'll pay if I like it. What am I in for Gankerals?
Some jank and a lot of fun for the first 30 or so hours.
Ark survival but with cute legally distinct pokemon as worker drones with a surprisingly high amount of soul and personality that handle all the monotonous tasks for you.
These frickers taking you by surprise in the desert and exploding you
Or worse yet.
On a raid.
>there's a tocotoco raid
frick
There's also one with like 12 flamethrower dudes who will burn your shit to the ground if its not made of at least stone.
The fliers are so much worse. Air raids are the worst.
>Those fricking homosexual birds that shoot electric aoe with low cooldown
>bushi raid
>only spawn 2-3 of them
>spawn far away from the base
>easy to KO
Nah, they're far, FAR more dangerous in the desert where one could aggro onto you from offscreen during combat with something else (like aiming up at Suzaku or dodging Anubis) for a surprise kill. Your best option is to immediately switch to a flier and fly away before it explodes. My luck isn't good enough to hope the killbox misses.
Infidels like you deserve it.
a survival crafting game with chinpokomon,
im not usually into survival crafting
but the difficulty customization made
all of the grindy parts be waaay less grindy
which let me get to the fun parts faster.
the story is also nonexistent, ill let you decide if thats a plus or a minus
this game is kino
Only lacks the "menacing" japanese effect.
a decent couple dozen hours
You’re in for a fun time anon
Wife
UMPH
Scent of Zoe
IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
I will now buy your game
ludokino
What's the joke? I'm moronic
I assume it's just because it's a shitty name?
And Persian isn't?
Obsessing over pokemon that much isn't healthy. Anyway, we're talking about Palworld right now.
it's not
I want a lamball pillow
>made a billion dollars with an early access game with very little content
>no updates or meaningful content of any kind on the horizon
>not even a proper roadmap out
>immediately try to squeeze even more money with merchandise
I hate to spend nice words for the sw*dish, but gotta give some credit to the helldivers devs who said "we should prove ourselves and work hard for our customers before we try to monetize our game in any way".
>>no updates or meaningful content of any kind on the horizon
>>not even a proper roadmap out
try to squeeze even more money with merchandise
Are you actually fricking moronic, there's been like 5 updates and a roadmap that's come out in a span of a month.
Sucks so much that they are seemingly prioritizing pvp.
Well pvp has apparently been worked on for awhile now to the point it seems it was supposed come out when the game came out, but they decided to work on it some more, the other stuff like new islands, new pals and raid bosses will probably come out before it.
Well. As long as they do update the game with new content, I suppose.
Copy pasta used to be funny.
What a regression.
Imagine Rust pvp autism in this game
>spawn
>get blown up by homing missiles from someone flying a jetragon
Yeah.
It wouldn't affect me in the least since I either play single player or p2p with friends, but I can't see that being a god use of resources.
Then again, the monster collecting aspect of the game does open up some possibly cool possibilities for the game, I guess.
I'd throw my pals into some digimon world 1 style wiener fights.
Semi-structured PVP in the form of pal-only duels and such (so basically just real time pokemon battles) could be decent. Full on guild vs guild like every multiplayer survival game ever just sounds like a hot mess. To be fair though, it's the same for literally every other Survival game ever, and PVP seems to work decently well as far as those playerbases are concerned.
>so basically just real time pokemon battles
You'd basically have to redesign Palworld's gameplay for that.
Create a special arena structure. Each player walks up to one side of the structure and activates it, and they can then throw pals into the arena who will be able to attack pals on the other side. Abilities that require the the pal to come to the player (mounting or equipping them as a weapon) won't work by design
>Imagine Rust pvp autism in this game
that sounds horrible
Pvp keeps gays around longer.
It forces normalgays to get more normalgays to back them up and try to beat the pvpgays with sheer numbers
And pvpgays then develop more ways to btfo gays and create more builds and metas to counter
It’s basically massaging their autism and forces player engagement
I see.
From that perspective, I suppose that it makes sense for the devs to focus on that.
That's excatly what I was referring to.
That's not a fricking roadmap. It's a list.
This I have to agree with.
That's more of a wish list than anything.
There's no actual timeline or the like, order of release, anything of the sort.
ngl, effigy fix made this game much more fun to play. I don't care about the rest since they didn't affect me except for pals sleeping forever after they frick
>>no updates or meaningful content of any kind on the horizon
They've had like 6 updates since the game came out fixing issues, the game has only been out for a month damn
Don’t hate the player
Fools and their money are soon separated.
pretty sure there's been a ton of updates patching up the game, the devs have been prioritizing fixing the game up first which is good.
It's been less than a month you moron, lmao
I'm not buying Helldivers 2
>Ganker used to mock consoomers
>Ganker used to mock idiots flocking to paid beta releases
>Game is positioned by shills as THE Pokemon Killer
>Ganker suddenly can't wait to defend it
>Ganker will literally act surprised in a year when a new age of paid beta releases floods the market because Palworld made bank in one month
If it makes you feel better its mostly just one guy falseflagging.
He was caught out when he used his an anti-Nintendo image on an anti-palworld post earlier.
tf you on?
I will torrent the plushies just like I torrented the game.
Get on my level!
Your wouldn't download a life-size chillet
Why are you dags so fricking disingenuous? Ganker has been sucking off early betas since minecraft why the frick do you try so hard to try and revise history?
>Ganker has been sucking off early betas since minecraft
Black person Minecraft was free game at the time we just fricked around with at the time.
Larping newbie
nypa underage
half of this stuff has already been addressed by them
Yeah why nintendo hates their players?
are you saying that I can just have helldivers for free?
because even then, I don't want it.
but enough about gamefreak
The same devs who let their game become a rootkit?
>NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO FORGET ABOUT YOUR GAME TO RELEASE MERCHANDISE!
moron
That's what Pokemon did, they weren't shilling merchandise right out the gate, the anime wasn't even released until a year after the games
What's a Helldivers? Is that a new Pal?
But enough about GameFreak.
>before we try to monetize our game in any way
So the game is free?
>helldivers devs who said "we should prove ourselves and work hard for our customers before we try to monetize our game in any way"
Isn't that the game with Battlepasses and a daily refreshing in game currency store?
Hmmm
Their competitor Pokemon did waaaay less game-wise and still made 100B on the merch so I'd say they're just following the leader
>very little content
How do I know you havent played the game
helldivers has a completely fricking broken online functionality ON AN ONLINE ONLY GAME
Half the time you can't even access the cash shop, which is the primary focus of the game.
Not to mention the rootkit anti """""cheat""""" software to protect their precious cash shop, which you can't access.
are you new to japanese entertainment? they're some of the most israeli people in the whole world
That looks adorable.
GIANT CHILLET BODY PILLOW WHEN
And it needs to be giant.
Like, 4 meters long and easily bendable so that I can curl it around my body.
Would be comfy as shit
As someone who owns a 7m Miia body pillow, I can confirm it is the most comfy I have been
>Miia
No idea what that is.
Post picture.
Monster musume. The snek
Ah, right.
I do know who that is.
Nice.
Cute
PUDDI PUDDI
Horny lamia from Monster Musume.
The main character can't frick her or else FBI would bust the door open and deport him to Guantanamo.
There's a few 7m long designs out there, this is the one I'm currently using
It is wider than my last one so the pillows don't fill it out as much
It's a 23' long snek body pillow
Looks like heaven, but it must be an absolute b***h to wash.
I lost all my respect for the game market, 2million players for literally stealing multiple years of community building by nintendo/gamefreak, literally living off of someone elses work, and people love it, people love it because its pokemon on pc, and the law has nothing to say against palword. People just love that it hurts a big company, they support whats toxic just to prove a point. People catch on to the hype train just because streamers say the word, and everyone knows streamers are the elite of this world so their opinion is sacred "a good pokemon game for pc". Everyone who supports this game just told every other company that trying hard is futile. Hard work and talent? Out the window...just copy someone elses work and steal their fanbase, thats the world we live in. Palworld literally sold better than pokemon legends arceus, which is such a beautiful game, made by talented and hard working people of gamefreak, but it doesnt matter. The market demands dull games, and toxic practices for someone to be successful, palworld proved to me that the world is a nasty place and i lost all my will to live, i literally want to off myself because i feel like i live in a cage of monkeys i stopped feeling like a gamer, i havent touched a video game since palworld's release im shaking every night and having suicidal thought and thinking if there's even a point to creativity, people love safe designs, to the point that i feel disconnected, one day they hate that games do microtransations to have money to pay their workers (which isnt alot aswell), and the second they give hunreds of millions to some quick unreal engine 5 game just because it hurts nintendo. Like the main goal of supporting the game is HURTING another company for not making an equal game. Were sadiatic, were easily exploitable, we have patterns, companies have tactics to target out attentions spans better we live in some kind of circus, and i dont know if ill lose my sanity or do something to myself first
Not reading all of that. I'm happy for you tho. Or sorry that happened.
I feel the same way towards pokedrones. Hard work my ass, thx for the lol
This is the first time I see this.
I sincerely hope this is pasta and you aren't this clueless and moronic.
Yeah it's pasta.
>Yeah it's pasta.
Past-a joke at this point!
Made me chuckle.
Thanks.
Carlos.
Yes, that was just a matter of time. If it sells more than current Pokemon, the offers of investments from plushie industries will come flowing.
Make Katress
What would the ideal size for one of them be?
Boss size would be too large for my bed.
The regular size would be perfect for cuddeling.
Katress lap pillow plushie
Iactually emaled them to make a life size Katress plushee.
But I bet they just blocked my Email adress now.
YES PLEASE
I need Katress beans in my life
Lifesize Katress Plushee
Yo anon, why your cat plushies all sticky?
>attacking Bingtendos biggest moneymaker
Bold move, let's see how that plays out.
Its over for tendies they can't release new plush toys because this would be infringing Palword designs.
I imagine the biggest merch is clothing but plushies have got to be up there
>I will finally get to cum inside Foxparks
At last, I've found a reason to live.
Good point.
If the plushies are well made enough, you could mod it with an onahole rather easily.
can't think of a single pal I'd want a plush of
For me, it's the Green Brazilian with select-fire rifle
Honestly, same here. None of them really have designs that would make for good plushes or merch.
To each their own, I want a shitton of Pals made into plushes
i want a chillet and a katress also the fluffy dragon
i will cherish the depresso plushie
Depresso deserves to be cherished.
>ywn have a staring contest with Depresso that ends with you giving him a hug and petting
I just want to give the little guy some expresso and a smile on his face.
where have you been during all the Dazzi threads?
Dazzi is a shit tier pal
Katress
Vixy
Kingpaca (maybe as a beanbag instead of plushee)
Foxcicle
Lyleen (would be hard to make though)
There's a few
>Lamball
>Foxparks
>Chillet
>Azurobe
>Flambelle
>Grizzbolt
>Q U I V E R N
thank goodness you're the minority.
>Chillet
>Flopie
>Cattiva
>Depresso
>Lamball
I can go all day
based Flopie bros, i never leave home without her
Underrated choice but
Especially if the arms are poseable
Lamball
The cute robot girl
Lunaris I think her name is?
It would be nice to get this
I want one so big that I can use it as a bed.
see
I would love a bigger plushie of this
this dude right here
>sleep paralysis demon as a goat/sheep
>cosmic mane
>gengar inspo
>partner skill makes him a shoulder -mon
it should be the goddamn pikachu of the game, it's design/concept is so frickin good
It certainly is my pikachu.
First pal I caught and it still floats around me interrupting enemy attacks every so often with her large dark ball attack.
LAMBALL
A
M
B
A
L
L
>got a lucky lamball last night
i beat the game
I want to capture two big Lamballs and name them Mr. and Mrs. Lamball then breed them to make a Lamball Jr. and take family photo.
based
I was inspired by anons sharing cute screenshots
Outstandingly wholesome.
Why do people meme so much about lucky lamballs
What's so special about them compared to any other lucky pal
>What's so special about them compared to any other lucky pal
they are lamballs of course!
Alfa Katress lifesize lap pillow pose plushie
Petallia lifesize plushie with hug pose.
Lyleen lifesize plushie.
Wixen tail pillow pose lifesize plushie.
Lunaris lifesize plushie.
Flopie and daedream plushies.
Alfa chillet lifesize plushie/pillow.
(Verification not required)
Dinossom lifesize plush when?
YES PLEASE
Saddly, that wouldn't work too well, I'm afraid.
I really wouldn't know. I don't play survival games, so I only really know the reputation of it being a mess and filled with sweatlords ruining the experience for everybody else in most servers.
I don't play them online either. I enjoy single player survival but never touch the multiplayer. As much as they may have a reputation for "ruining the experience", people do still play them though. A lot of people.
Fair enough.
>nooooo how dare you play the game efficiently. you gotta be a scrub loser like meeeeeeeeeeee
grow up
I’d rather have figurines. Plushies always look cheap and off model
>he thinks a shitty company like Pocket Pair can make good models
They’d give the designs to a company like good smile to work with and they’d model it, moron
>good smile
>implying GS is good
There's a reason why everyone complains about their shit build quality.
You can't dry hump a figurine
make a figure of her Pocket Pair
>a cute pink thing with a M4
Cute ngl
Easy christmas gifts for some friends, will probably blow $500 the second they come out with official ones.
give me a figure of him
You just wanna put it into a glass and fill it with semen.
Your point being?
Cattiva is cuter in motion
I need petallia Lifesize plushie.
I don't think it'd make for a good plush, the whispy parts wouldn't be done justice.
>Cattiva
Why? I don't think it's even top 5 most popular pals. It'd be like pokemon making their mascot meowth instead of pikachu or eevee.
it's the onahole pokemon
Palworld's art style is too inconsistent. Half these creatures don't look like they should exist in the same world.
>Can't sleep. Lovanders will rape me.
It's too fricking early to start trying milk Palworld with merchandise. That's what killed Yokai Watch
Nah, what killed Yokai Watch was having exact rehashes. That said Palworld doesn't have the design consistency for solid merch lines.
>Flopie plushie
>has slot for onahole
>It comes with a real rock as a bonus
I'm sold.
need flopie and ribbuny onaholes
You can't handle those TDMs anon
Underrated Pal
Yokai had no soul and was lame.
Yokai came closer than any other competitor. But it died because they milked it too hard too fast. They were releasing too many games and too much merchandise, consumers were overwhelmed.
but enough about slopworld
Seethe harder tendie
Why are Palworld fans supposed to hate Pokémon fans, given that they're mostly the same audience anyways?
palsloppers have an autistic vendetta against pokeslop because gamefreak broke their little hearts by not delivering a good Pokémon game when all they had to do was shove early access crafting slop to appease the palslop craving masses. This is their revenge against gamefreak
Because of the Pokémon fans who hate Palworld fans. Tale as old as time.
Meds, NOW.
>t. slopworlder AKA gamefreaks battered wife
Divide et impera is a good marketing strategy.
>Tale as old as time.
You fotm asset flip is barely a month old schizo
I think he's trying to say that pokemon fans shit on every other tamer, which has never happened.
>pokemon fans shit on every other tamer
absolutely true.
>has never happened.
they shit on monster rancher, yo-kai watch, DQM, digimon, parasite eve, fossil fighters, and SMT. they can't stomach anything that isn't the same old rehash with 8 gyms for kids and will spew bile and vitriol at any mechanic that breaks that mold (e.g. real-time combat, open-world i.e. no railroading, fusing, lifespans, etc.)
Sounds like you're delusional, pokemon fans do nothing but complain about every generation that isn't the one they played as a kid
And spend weeks comparing models in order to try and give Nintendo grounds to sue on copyright grounds.
But hey, let's just ignore everything that doesn't fit our narrative.
>But hey, let's just ignore everything that doesn't fit our narrative.
I agree slopsister
>they shit on monster rancher, yo-kai watch, DQM, digimon, parasite eve, fossil fighters, and SMT.
Which, again, has never happened.
In fact since palworld released I've seen more palworld fans shitting on Digimon than I've seen pokemon and Digimon mentioned in the same thread let alone any pokemon fans shitting on it. That's also why you can have other tamer threads on /vp/ go off without a hitch, until the mods spot it, but you can't do the same with Palworld.
The problem has always been palworld fans.
>Why are Palworld fans supposed to hate Pokémon fans,
Simple, to have scapegoat for criticism. It's always like that when peoe cry tendies.
>Why are Palworld fans supposed to hate Pokémon fans
they're not. it's the same shit with digimon and pokemon. plenty of people play both, but there's always at least one shitter trying to pick a fight
I dont hate pokemon fans I just didnt grow up with the games and their new games look like shit.
Which would imply palworld is it first monster tamer.
How in the fricking world are these two fanbases overlapping with each other? Kino and slop don’t go well together
I need a real life Flopie
>pussies dripping as i walk into club with picrel
We need Chillet merch!
I need 37373858391 of those
I NEED IT
Chillet daki:
3d printed + stickers for the eyes?
Looks too smooth for a 3D print to me.
But maybe it's just a really high quality 3D print.
If filament then yea, it shouldn't be that smooth.
If resin printed, then it can be really really smooth.
It's a 3D print. The guy who made it said it was.
You can fix some of that printing in ABS and using acetone.
I should try my hand with some Gardevoir figurines I've postponed for forever
Filament printed objects can be smoothed out with acetone
I like Palworld well enough but it has zero marketable designs aside from Relaxaurus and MAYBE Mossanda
>
It’s moe reshiram
I named my Quivern after this.
Flat out lie
Cattiva is the only pal that I refuse to kill. I just get an emotional reaction from them, the way they waddle away when they see you, they're so cute and pathetic. No Cattiva ever deserves to die.
What about the Chillet bodypillow?
onahole version when?
Imagine if they really did that, and it became the top selling merch haha
FINALLY. GIVE ME DEPRESSO. Also hope those Cards they were making happen.
I won't get a plushie of any of them because it'd be a waste of money, but I like Lamball
What if the Lamball plush had a gun?
>YES FINALLY PLUSHIES ARE EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED TO BRING PLAYERS BACK!!!
Get real
Sorry you attached your latest personality on an early access survival crafting game
Is it too much to ask to have both? I want more monster tamers.
Both is good, then both have to actually try and will make better games than if it was just one. At least so long as they feel threatened they will.
SAR?
?
Black person
I want to cuddle with my Flopie plush
I want a Lamball, Katress, Flopie, Daedream, Dazzi, and Quivern plush. Just hurry up and take my money.
>triphomosexual troony posting soijaks
do palsloppers really?
>do palsloppers really?
Life Size Grizbolt
also I’m trans btw
DAEDREAM ONAHOLE PLUSHIE WHEN!?!?!?
You can rail her while I rail my Flopie.
Santa Claus sisters…we’re making the palsisters look bad again…
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you should post this in palworld general
Palworld general isn't as bad......for now. Black person Claus mainly posts on Ganker.
The stone pit fricking sucks. Not only does it take all the pals from the ores, if you put it in front of a wall it also bugs the pathing of all the pals moving the stone.
>Not only does it take all the pals from the ores
Which is why I keep it in my first base, where there's no ore.
Stone's value skyrockets at the end of the game when you start grinding thousands of stone for paldium fragments to mass-produce legendary spheres and rockets. It's well worth the bullshit in the end. Oh, and you need lots of stone to make cement too.
FLOPIE
FLOPIE
FLOPIE
FLOPIE
How'd you get your Flopie to do that?
By being one of the few mad lads whom runs offensive Flopie
plapie
I'll take 20
Life size Quivern
With the ability to crush you to death in your sleep
That doesn't look like a plushie. Either it's a superimposed model or it's a statue. The texture looks way too smooth for a plushie.
Palworld plushies would be kino though
alphas and lucky have better IVs than common pals?
how come elphidran is NOT popular?
Because it kinda sucks. A lot of pals have much lower stats than they should.
Did you know that not only do Quivern and Grizzbolt have the same stats, but they're both inferior to common pals found later in the game like Ragnahawk?
>Did you know that not only do Quivern and Grizzbolt have the same stats, but they're both inferior to common pals found later in the game like Ragnahawk?
Yeah the balancing in this game is fricked. Doesn't matter too much at the moment, but if/when endgame stuff is released, it's gonna be a shitty time when a pal you've put so much work into isn't good enough.
Kinda pointless. Quivern already does the "silly bipedal dragon" thing. Is the overworld boss was the water version it'd probably have more attention, since that one is actually a decent watering slave.
THIS IS REVENGE
>Am I a meme yet guys?
NINTENDO
MAY HE GET CAUGHT
They're going to be in for a rude awakening when they realize nobody gives a frick about their FOTM when they release their knockoff merch.
Japan loves Cattiva. The west loves Chillet. Both will sell like gangbusters.
Neither knows what they are outside of the extremely small group of fans anon.
If furry artists can make bank catering to a small group of autists I don't see why the same can't happen here.
Furry artists draw depraved shit.
Unless they want to kill palworld forever they can't damage the brand with that.
Chillet body pillow, instantly double their income overnight.
Unless they have their own printing and manufacture for the pillows, no. Merch services take a massive cut for shipping and production; the artist gets only a small percent of it. What you'd likely end up with is something that'd price out most people interested and get paid in peanuts.
>me when i see a lucky pal
Give them guns, and they'll diffidently sell in America.
>implying Chillet alone isn't going to sell gangbusters
Why must morons always underestimate how marketable some shit can really be?
i want depresso
dont even have the game but i know he's literally me
>Not even /vp/ would defend Gamefreak
>Pokemon is one of the few franchise tendies don't defend and admit is shit, given that Nintendo has nothing to do with its development
Friendly reminder that only shitposters and falseflags are defending Pokemon
>no links to buy the plushes
so are they real or.....?
Depending on what Pals they make, these will be the first plushies I buy and I don't even know why. It was just such a solid experience that I don't want to forget considering this wasn't a 2,000 hour endgame kind of game. It was the journey and a little fricking around toward the end, and I do miss my Pals.
The kind of suff Pokemania was made of. What is that? Are we culturally or as species just hardwired to love cute critters or what?
>Are we culturally or as species just hardwired to love cute critters or what?
Animal domestication took our hardwired adoration for our cute, big-eyed children and applied it to animals. A lack of appreciation or outright aggression towards cute animals can actually be used to determine mental illness or humans who just aren't as evolved as the chad animal tamer cultures.
Why would anyone want merch of some AI generated fakemon?
because they are better
because millions of people want it so they're doing it
The game doesnt even have a million players anymore lol
>millions
get real
Idk, people buy merch of abominations like this
why not
I'd buy merch of Pals before any of the Scarlet and Violet shitters honestly
because most of them are far better than the originals
inb4 someone says stolen they're both based on a mythical creature Fuzhu
HAHAHAHAHAHA
of all the pokemon to copy, why pick Cobalion? No one likes cobalion.
The artist was so horrified at the original design that she made her own version
What artist? Pals don't have actual concept art.
It's actually a smart tactic.
Take all the Pokemon designs nobody likes, examine why the design didn't work, and then improve upon those things.
its not a copy
Pokegay, can confirm- Cobalion, as with many Unova designs, is atrocious.
Fenglope, on the other hand, is incredible.
Same with picrel. Emolga is meh, but combine it with Sylveon and you have the next top-selling plush on Amazon.
Don't mind me. Just post the WORST pal design that is the most blasphemously cloned poke design.
He cute
Seething furgay
Verdash's best angle is from behind. Preferably bent over.
Cinderace is a terrible design, as are the other two Galar starters. No amount of tinkering can fix it.
At the very least, you can say Verdash's stupid fricking head shape is supposed to resemble some plant bulb or whatever.
I love Cinderace and Verdash, simple as
I will never understand why people use this comparison as an example of Palworld plagiarising so often.
It's the worst example, the ONLY similarity between the two is that they're both blue deers.
Every single other aspect of the two designs are fundamentally different (different head shape, different antler shape, Fenglope has ears and Cobalion doesn't, different body shape, different theme, different accents, different leg shapes, different fricking everything).
Pokemon did not invent blue deers, there are zero other similarities, these two designs aren't even remotely similar outside of being based on the same animal and having the same base color (not even the same color scheme, just the same fricking base color).
Keep seething
>new are pokemon designed so that you can make them out of 3d primitives because lazy
>AI sloppa makes better designs as a result
pokebros not like this......
dude what if default blender cube... woah
Eiscue is kind of fun at least.
picture related actually gives be a physical reaction of disgust everytime I am reminded of its horrible existence.
>select middle segment of old mokemon made 10 years ago
>Ctrl + C
>Ctrl + V
woah this is the power of a 6 gorillion dollar company
>that design
WHAT TIME IS IT?
>Why would anyone want merch of some AI generated fakemon?
>kopegays still posting fake ai angle
holy braindfricked
I'm getting Cattiva immediately
Anyone have any good ideas as to where to set up any bases? I saw someone have like a castle thing going but no idea where to put it
High elevations with only one road towards it are always kino, bonus points if it has some ore. Find a mountain that dwarves the surrounding area and build your frickoff castle.
I'll take a Chikipi, Tocotoco, Dumud and Dazzi.
why is this one their mascot instead of one of the 3 starters
He's funny when you get hungry missle
because he's the greatest
next question?
Probably the only original design they could make.
That's just goodra+quagsire
the other 3 don't have missiles
Simple and easily recognizable. Can be both cute and cool. Its simple exterior is a guise to hide its predatorial nature.
This Queen made a Depresso Figurine!
Who?
That name sounds Brazilian.
The Depresso is fricking cute, regardless.
No clue who she is, but nice.
>Tendie shills ramping up
>Look at date
>It's pokemon day tomorrow
Reminder that Nintendo hires Indians to shill on Ganker. Just ignore and report
Give me 10 plushies!
Zoe and Grizzbolt figure pls
I shouldn't think of this, but I want to have sex with Zoe.
I want to have sex with Zoe on top of Grizzbolt
YES PLEASE
imagine the smell
What a Chad
I want a Lamball.
I want a Killamari plush/hat
With the teeth?
Ye
once lovander comes out I'm hotgluing her
TINY ZOE ANGY
TINY ZOE WANT UPPIES
too late, trends over
Just completed the Paldex now what?
grind resources to infinity for the new updates that will come and level up pals
boring
tell me when they start their own ccg
Time to post the diary...
🙁
BRUH
Never post this stretched to frick garbage ever again.
How did you even rape these so badly
I like how the community is going to end up deciding which pal becomes the mascot. Has this ever happened?
Many times.
Look at Dark stalkers
This is what happen when 90% of your pals are design very well and there is really no favorites.
Popular character tend too steal the spotlight
people like this thing? I've always thought it was pretty boring even when compared to the chicken and lamb
sadlly it is the more usefull out the three "starters", I like the chiken more but boy is so useless
You have it backwards. Cattiva is the worst of the three while Chikipi is very useful later on for producing eggs.
cattiva's signature move is op. It's a multihit that basically stunlocks the enemy.
So is this thing supposed to look male or female?
Yes
Ye
honestly I don't really care about the success of Palworld
but the fact that Pokemon gays and devs got so violently reality checked is such a joy
you gays deserve everything it's happening
super cute!
do they come mini-size or is this a mod???
Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again.
Boss and rare Lucky Pals are much bigger than normal.
neat, ty