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> It's always trannies with female avatars complaining
I didn't even notice the update as a man with the default male avatar
>women don't play the most popular franchise of all time
Average Cynthia gay
that's may's headband and dawn's skirt doe
do the math and figure out why it's a Cynthia gay
there is absolutely no logical throughline from that avatar to cynthia, are you actually schizophrenic
meds
I’m fricking dead
>muh representation
>I'm fat and ugly so I want my characters to be fat an ugly. I shouldn't have to try to not be fat and ugly, you should base everything on me instead.
It’s an edit and that’s why it’s so fricking funny because it fits so well. Anon who made it was cooking
nice
yeah, like the other anon said it was for a different game
best post in the thread.
>playing Pokémon go after 2017
>Playing Go after the first month
>touching Go at all
Leave this board.
*playing pokemon after 2012
he is literally NOT wrong though
He's not wrong. Kalosgays, and falseflagging Johtogays are the ones bringing Unova down.
Actual Johtochads respect Unova because HGSS and Gen 5 were the last good games.
>after
You're the part of the problem, unovabort. Guess which region had so much diversity hiring that the champion was a black girl?
The champion was N, not N word.
that dawn has made me incredibly horny all day and im mad about it
like its not even fat fetish fat its just fat fat but that part of my brain that likes it when cute girls get fatter and uglier in a not-so exaggerated way is really going crazy rn
>that dawn has made me incredibly horny all day and im mad about it
dude, thats literally the male model
ENTER
i think i know what you mean
i have that too in me that i am ashamed
....dont feed into it
oh haha get it
Its probably the part of the brain thats supposed to tolerate your woman getting fatter after childbirth.
Reject it.
Modernity has forced men to keep on the grind forever, women deserve no slack for having helped enable it.
Interestingly enough, a boatload of people complaining and hating the new avatar changes...are women.
Really makes ya thing, does the Pokemon GO devs seem to have something against women?
Yes, the feminists making changes like this to combat the male gaze and objectification are doing it out of hatred for women. Thank you for always finding a way to make women the victims of everything, Captain Save-A-Ho.
In a way it’s true. There’s a push to desexualize women in gaming. I’m gay but I don’t get the issue with “hot” female characters in media like games and movies. It’s fantasy after all
It's not true in any way. I told you who's responsible and why it's happening and the answer isn't "muh men are trying to oppress wahmen".
It is true. It’s about having “real” women be represented in media which is a slap to the face to hot women
I'm sorry the existence of plain / homely women enrages you so much, stacy.
feminists do hate women, lol. the entire reason things like this happen is bc insecure women get incredibly jealous when others look better than them. it's super petty
The change had literally nothing to do with objectification, it was done so they could make all the clothes "gender neutral" and not have to model 2 separate sets for male and female models
It doesn't work so well when the clothing has terrible clipping issues and compatibility with the new body types.
Shut up you moron there is a top-down effort to remove women from games now.
Why are all the women complaining not being ratio'd and called porn addict virgins? That's what usually happens on Twitter when people complain about ugly female characters in games, but for some reason they're getting support this time.
Because half the time the twittergays are complaining about reasonably pretty girls that just aren't their personal taste as though they're abominations because they've never seen a real woman in their lives. These are legitimately ugly all around because they're bad models that neither do a good job approximating the human form (male or female), change it stylistically to fit, nor accentuate it in a pleasing way to make something prettier than the real thing.
>These are legitimately ugly all around because they're bad models that neither do a good job approximating the human form (male or female)
troony detected
Male avatar here, everything looks great
Enjoy your fat head, guess It must be accurate
The Pokemon Go characters look better than the game characters on picrel
I dont get it, whats wrong with Alloy?
The shape of her head
Pokemon Go is a normie game wherw the majority of the playerbase are hot women. You can easily get laid playing Pokemon Go. I am a bald NEET who play Pokemon Go everyday and I've had sex with several women, including a few celebrities like Olivia Rodrigo due to my high level in the game.
Anons will say you’re lying but I literally scored the best pussy of my life playing Go late at night. That’s this kusoge franchise’s only saving grace.
>dude it might be shovelware and spyware but at least I le HAD SEXOOOOOO
Back 2 Reddit. NOW.
They were thinking about ESG bucks.
At this point every American developer is run by ugly insecure weirdos who want to make sure no one looks at people more attractive than them
Thick papi
Based. my dude made it in
Unironically would
Deserved LMAO
i know woke people who browse this board unironically defending this
I see woke people melting down over it despite previously claiming anyone that had an issue with ugly women in gaming was a porn addict incel. Guess it only became a problem when it happened to a game they play.
i feel only people who are obese or into obese fat people will be okay with this insult
But plus-size women are beautiful and brave? So why would these progressive women claim the models are ugly?
Can confirm, into fat people and digging this even if the bodies are "safe fat" and not real fat.
Its so funny how you see fat people with strong proportions every day in the same vein curvy big chested women exist but are being told they dont represent enough to be present, ergo why its "safe fat". Gice people large chests or butts and suprise, people act like they're made to be lewd. So ironic, but no matter what flavor of pearl clutching our society has it's always a case of putting the cart before the horse.
you will buy/support it anyway, shiteating fat balding moronic pedophile manchild
>inb4 le free mobile game!
it has transactions, bet you already threw your money on it
Actually it's women complaining this time so don't insult them. It's only a problem when men complain about ugly female characters in gaming. Women on Twitter and Reddit are furious over the new models despite lashing out at men whenever they complain about characters being made ugly.
and? what are you gonna do about it? how does it feel that every time you complain, you are ridiculed and mocked because you are a man, and every time they complain, their complaints are listened to calmly and with utmost sincerity
Exactly what I'm doing. Calling it out and causing other people to notice the hypocrisy.
>It's only a problem when men complain about ugly female characters in gaming
No, it's because the Go models are genuinely hideous and badly made, while the "ugly female characters" you complain about on Twitter aren't actually ugly, just plain looking women that aren't dolled up
You post this a lot. If you don’t like Pokémon GO just don’t play it. Damn
Breddy sure the same thing happened from Splatoon 2 to Splatoon 3.
Who the frick play Pokemon go in 2024 god even when Pikmin bloom and monster hunter now exist and they are better
nice
88 million shiteaters got their avatars turned into hideous non binary ass looking blobs
Why are you so angry? Come give me a hug. You need some love.
This is weird how you can just give your character boobs. I get the clothing options now being available to either gender but boobs? Idk
I don't understand, don't people need to actively go out of their way to customize their character to get these abominations?
The top right and bottom left ones haven't been touched
No. The majority of images being posted are by people straight after logging in. Only the really fat ones were customised abominations, pic related is the standard model when logging in.
Compared to the early model, it lost a lot of the charm.
I know people say "uh, impossible beauty standards", but is supposed to be eye candy. This is a self insert adventure, so seeing yourself as a cool young Pokémon trainer seems like basic (yet very effective) self insertion enough.
By making everything round, it loses some edge, reducing cool factor.
Its just the hourglass, thats it.
Long troony is long
keffals
Pokemon has to be more inclusive. Sucks that 99% of players got screwed, but they/them deserves to be represented. It's worth it.
>These new ugly models are just men in dresses!
>NO NOT LIKE THAT NOT LIKE THAT I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT AHHHHHH
>and vice versa
Women are trans?
>expresses his true feelings
>forced to bow down to trannies out of fear of being mobbed
>his
It's women melting down this time, not men. That's why Reddit and Twitter is on board with it instead of swarming anyone complaining with insults and accusations of porn addiction.
>trans women are women
>thats why we always call them “trans” women and use the “trans” modifier in the same way Id refer to a diet coke
I cant be the only one to notice this. Dont they want to fit in? Dont they want people to assume they were born a woman?
Why constantly wave your trans-ness in people’s faces? “I used to be (and still am) a hideous man.” That’s what “Hi I’m a trans woman” sounds like to me.
funny thing is they keep asking people (on public subreddits) if they pass, totally unaware of the implications
It's not about being women, it's about being better than women.
another thing that bothers me is that they usually want to become a stereotype of a man or woman
The alphabet group always complains about how women and men should be any way they like, not necessarily fit into these stereotypes of masculinity/femininity
There's a reason "special snowflake" is a term. It's not really about wanting to be a girl for some of them; they just want to feel more special than everyone else and demand to be coddled and catered to, and when they don't get what they want they start threatening people.
because if they trap a dude then said dude may just kill them and use the trans panic defense. most would love to just be normal but they're covering their bases. although theres a subset that this anon
is absolutely right about.
also so as not to continue derailing the thread - pokemon go's playerbase is misleading. its all new players having fun for a week then quitting again, having never spent money. niantic weaponized fomo early on, which kept concurrent players. the problem is you are a new player, or stop for any amount of time, the content that you missed will never come back, so why waste your time. i quit in mid 2021 at level 46 because i got a new job that was too far to walk, nothing to do with the game itself. but i will never play it again because its impossible to start back and really treat the game as anything more than a stupid time waster
>the problem is you are a new player, or stop for any amount of time, the content that you missed will never come back, so why waste your time.
There's definitely truth to this. I used to raid every new legendary as they came out, but eventually couldn't continue from a combination of
>COVID pandemic
>getting a new job in a less-safe city
>a login bug on T-Mobile (this was the killing blow)
At some point the third problem also started affecting FGO JP, and I finally found a fix for it by creating a new APN with "APN Protocol" and "APN Roaming Protocol" both set to IPv4/IPv6 (whereas previously one was v4-only, and the other was v6-only).
But I had fallen off the Pokebus for so long that I didn't really get back into it until I visited my old place recently.
And then this happens.
there's literally a boob and hip slider, can these morons not find it
Updates been out for a day now and you're the only one that's found the secret titty slider, congratulations. What's the secret? Konami code on the customisation screen?
I'm not telling.
>underleveled shitter and new account
moronic opinion discarded
There was no opinion present in the post.
Sorry you can't find the slider.
are you pretending to be moronic?
look at the old avatar and the new one
look at the diaper, LOOK AT IT.!
Frick pokemon go:
This app is the reason why mainline game frickin suck now.
How? GameFreak doesn’t work on GO you moron
no but the renewed normie interest in the series incentivizes pumping out shitty games in a short period of time
>AIEEEEEE THE GAME IS DEPICTING THE FANBASE ACCURATELY
Keep this same energy when your male MC's turn into balding fat fricks. Accurate representation and all.
The only reason that isn't happening is that the body positivity movement doesn't even pretend to give a single frick about men. So the men will continue to have the bodies of Greek gods while the women will be tubby gremlins.
It did happen. The update made ugly male characters too.
They just look like discount versions of the old models. Worse for sure but not the complete massacre that happened to the female ones.
Yeah, that would be funny.
I would love to look like the ugly bastard I am. But the female avatars need to stay hot while I'm ugly.
I was mad as frick for a while but now I realise that this will free me from this fricking shit game
women love virtue signaling so they did this as a special treat for them
The update is just this in reverse lmao. Made even better by the fact that women piled on this post and are now the ones complaining about ugly female characters in gaming.
Funny thing was I was gonna give this game a try but then I heard about the update and said 'Maybe I shouldn't waste my time with that' and now seeing that not only are they losing customers like me or former players but that with , they are actively hurting the people who they made the update for... Honest to god hilarity that will kill the app for good.
> I was gonna give this game a try
Average Pokemon fan, everyone, the kind of people who unironically think of installing phone games.
poeple here even dont play pokemon go lol they dont go outside
They made the models better lol
I do like em big and chunky
Going outside is ok, going outside to play Pokémon Go is stupid.
>What the frick were they thinking?
the average pokemon fan?
one of the reasons young men play pokemon is for the attractive women
what the frick is going through the peoples minds when they roll something like this out
you cant be attractive anymore?
>one of the reasons young men play pokemon is for the attractive women
NOW we're talkin!
lol not even Niantic thinks this game will help your fat ass get in shape
Finally have a reason to delete this shit
i hope my brother got it too
gamefreak sold out
not even a subtle name
What does the X stand for?
xcuck like elon cuck
Suits will literally do anything to make a game more appealing but what the people playing the games wants.
After all, they're already customers. We need potential customers!!
>Grummz
this loser is still tweeting?
He won
why are morons upset again?
pokemon go always looked like shit
you gays better start fighting back before this seeps into the games. dont listen to homosexuals saying "hurr pokemon go sucks anyway who cares!" those are gaslighters defending woke consulting firms.
>before this seeps into the games
But where is the chubby option? Hello Becky???
This update make S/V look good. Well, except for those woman on steroids and those Pat looking motherfrickers.
i wonder if a kid growing up playing seeing these creatures called females are actualy getting attracted by these shits, because when i was kid i was attracted by jessie
Kids get off to minecraft and FnaF porn.
They never had a chance.
These are their Krystals and Lola Bunnies, anon.
Let them enjoy it.
What about Minecraft?
Eh, I saw it, and the early porn is bad, but then everybody started to copy SlypperyT and now there's roundness in those bodies, making passable.
they are intentionally pushing this in all media
they want kids to grow up thinking """women""" who look like this are the norm
and when i say "they", i obviously mean the israelites
>noticable breasts in S/V models
uh oh, this is not correct. We need an emergency update right now to fix that. The only acceptable body type is flat rectangle with long arms.
>top
one of these is not like the other
I hate Scarlet and Violet so fricking much
They always ruin everything, fricking hideous whales, lgbtroons and their semite funders.
Even the forgettable old disposable npcs had more soul than their modern trash main characters. These people will never create anything worthwhile. All they can do is corrupt and destroy other people's works, like the fricking blight.
keep crying fatty, we are the future
Future suicide victims lmao
kek
Things truly have never been so over.
kek
exactly!
pokemon has already been turned to woke slop, and the best part? these fat balding moronic pedophile manchildren continued to support it for years, fighting off the "haters" to defend their shitty indie company and shitty overrated franchise
it makes me so happy seeing the franchise go to shit completely
>gaslighters
I refuse to listen to people who talk like Tumblrinas.
And yes, Pokemon Go is the cancer that killed the franchise, it deserves to die.
If the rest of the franchise dies I'm fine with it as long as that phone shit dies with it.
This is what happens when you don't massacre israelites.
The only way to fix the world is by brutally murder every israelite rat, male, female and infant. Then lock all the mentally insane leftoids in mental asylums.
Pokemon Go is bad because it's a phone game.
you don't think Gamefreak (and Nintendo) signed off on it?
You'd have to be making them fat on purpose to see the bottom right one...
just bought into MetaZoo. cant be deader than this.
GOODBYE POKEMON.
>metazoo
Didn’t that die as well? Is it just a tcg or do they have a Pokémon clone game out yet? I need that classic sprite monster tamer
it died 3 months ago. but not as hard as pokemon go just did.
Pokémon Go isn’t dead. It has millions of players. People constantly complain but keep on playing.
Pokemon is even worse than Star Wars when it comes to that.
yeah
that's what it boils down to eventually
some homosexuals cry, but they all continue to slurp the slop anyway
has been the case for the mainline games too
You lost the culture war, chud.
You'll lose your head soon in the real war
this unironically
literally every single western online space is dominated by mentally ill trannies and their enablers
it's over
literally just transferring all my mons into Home, grabbing the shiny nut blobs and deleting this troonslop for good
not even the blacks want her
>moa151
another coomer btfo lmao good
This guy literally said he enjoys running around with these fat models a tweet after that
Isn't he the guy who made the Type:Wild fangame?
>I asked for a Bulbasaur, not a Bulbous prostitute
T, my dude, I get the joke, but that ain't a "prostitute" you want to bang.
This is exactly the treatment you deserve for actually, unironically playing phone games.
The very worst type of shovelware you could find on any console or PC is miles better than the best phone game of all.
I rather play the Cory in the House for NDS rather than this piece of microtransaction-bait slop.
The only entertainment it produced was seeing all the americans acting like NPCs chasing digital ghosts when it came out.
The previous model WAS a bit too male gaze bimbo and probably needed some kind of fix to be appropriate for modern times... but this is a massive overcorrection and has just ended up pissing women off.
>The previous model WAS a bit too male gaze bimbo and probably needed some kind of fix to be appropriate for modern times
kys
>women having normal sized bodies is "too male gaze"
t. landwhale
>The previous model WAS a bit too male gaze bimbo and probably needed some kind of fix to be appropriate for modern times
Nice bait reddit. Go back.
This. Good intention, terrible execution.
What if some women want that? Who the frick are you or anyone to tell them how to portray themselves? You homosexuals pretend you want equality and acceptance, but only for people who think like you do.
When slavery was abolished, some black people were so conditioned to being a slave that they wanted it to return. That doesn't mean that it should have, or that slavery wasn't horrific. It's just a sad situation where people are so used to oppression that they start to think that they like it. I guess it's the only way their brain could cope.
You can be a fat gay. But we don't like seeing ugly fat gays everywhere we look because they're disgusting and give us a natural repulsion like seeing a wienerroach, and if you're a fat gay it means you're a lazy moronic homosexual so everyone automatically instantly knows this when they see you and are repulsed and people don't want to be repulsed yet trannies keep nonstop repulsing the frick out of us 24/7 on rapid fire which is torturing us so we hate being tortured 24/7 unendingly
Consider carefully for a moment: how many women want to make an attractive avatar and how many women want to make an unattractive avatar?
How many women want the characters in game men play to be ugly? They asked for this shit and I'm glad they're facing the consequences of their own actions. Hopefully The Sims is next.
They don't care about how the men look, they care about how they look. Touching the Sims any more than they already have would be extremely stupid.
>male gaze bimbo
Woooow, are you implying only men can be attracted to women? You homophobic shitstain.
The point is the intent. It was created by men to appeal to the male gaze. Whether or not it appeals to wlw is irrelevant and an unintentional side effect of the main issue if it does.
And the new model is created by men too, they just think they're women.
The model should look like that to give the women a goal to work towards looking like, because if you're fit like that then you're healthy which is the point of the game. If you're fat then you're unhealthy and don't know how to be healthy and going to die of a heart attack soon.
>Ctrl+f
>no jungle cup
do yall actually play the game
Notice how all the people complaining about the change dress their avatars as bawds
this isn't second life, this is Pokémon, you freaks
We call them porn addicts. Well, usually we do but the women complaining are getting a free pass for some reason.
This is why I'll always insist that character customization is cancer and all games benefit from removing it, because it's presence only attracts trannies and soon-to-be trannies.
Pokemon games themselves should go back to just picking between boy and girl.
Or even better, just default to the male character.
>why do these FREAKS want to look at normal attractive characters??
>they should only be looking at ugly fricks like ME dammit!
People who care about character customization are trannies so yes, you should look like what you really look like.
If all character customization systems only allowed you to play as uggos there would be barely any trannies since they would have no way to self insert as hot chicks.
Literally what are you on about, generally women are the ones who self insert as hot characters and trannies are the ones who self insert as ugly fricks. That's why women are the ones seething about this change the most.
Trannies, women, who cares, all of them should frick off from Pokemon and videogames altogether.
NTA but this is obviously cope. In pretty much every game that has customization it’s almost always horny dudes that bawdify their characters. Females who play gsbes (which isn’t many) typically try to go for a “cute” look, not a loose look
Do speds like you just sit around thinking of "hot" takes.
>What the frick were they thinking?
It's to make women look likes trannies because lunatics are in control of subsections of media franchises and it's being funded by people who want this so they can take the hit to business. I know it sounds dramatic and pol tier but there is no other reason. This isn't a bug or a lack of understanding how bad this looks. This is intentional and with zero fricks given to how this looks. Since the original avatars weren't "sexualized" the company and corrupt media won't make any statements because it's ridiculous to make that claim
It's a deserved humiliation ritual for people who really play a Pokemon game that's all about tapping mindlessly on the screen and has no competitive element.
It still cracks me up how low the crotch is, it looks like the characters are wearing diapers lmaoooo
How did they frick up so bad? The proportions are so off, have these people never seen a real human being before?
its clearly intentional
But why? People can tell they look like freaks, why would they think it wouldn't bother anyone?
they want out of the contract
but you cant just bail without upsetting shareholders
so they have to ruin the game and say "see?! no one was even playing anymore!"
>BLACKROCK
>ESG
>shareholders among mega-corps
its malicious and directly intentional
it is an attack on feminine form
New Camerupt fashion added to the game
Kan-TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE
a shame. the designs were the best past gen 2
The people who got the new models early on all hated them and they still released them as is. This isn’t about what players want it’s about pushing an agenda. Breaking the binary of male and female. They messed up big time but idk
Who the frick thought this was a good idea?
you KNOW who anon
>Goh outfit
Truly the canary in the coal mine for all of this. Now it came home to roost with Pokemon GO and SV.
>Pokemon Go gets a refrence to the anime personification of Pokrmon Go
Shocking
Haven't you heard anon? Everyone has to be some made up fricking gender now, there's no such thing as male of female anymore.
>start wearing a mask to cover up butter face
>half the people in town now have fat avatars
>feel utterly repulsed and have no desire to play
>mentally ill morons (trannies) ruining it for everybody else
wow, this episode again already?
>Has not been posted
What the frick is this creature and why do companies keep hiring them?
Trannies need to remain hidden because no one wants to acknowledge their existence except for other trannies because theyre deeply disturbing and horrifying but we can't just kill them so they need all need to start a new uncontacted tribe on some troony island or something.
People already forgot it and they catching Bellsprout lmao
Reddit is so goofy to watch on this model stuff, they’re ONLY allowed to say “it’s uncanny valley” but posts explaining the inhuman proportions=mod removal lol
Good, total coomer death