Pokemon Horizons is fricking AMAZING. What the frick is?

/vp keeps saying its shit but I checked it out and it's awesome. Cute, wholesome, likeable characters, no shitty team rocket incompetent moron villains. No ASS KETCHUP from painter town with his yellow rat jobbing every fricking tournament he enters.

Liko is super fricking adorable. Roy adds a nice contrast to Likos shy reservedness. They fly around on a fricking GIANT FLYING AIR BALLOON how the frick are you NOT HYPE AS FRICK for this anime? It's fricking the breasts mate, it's peak. God tier, assnime rest in piss. It's her turn now.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's okay I have no idea why people disli-
    >No ASS KETCHUP from painter town with his yellow rat jobbing every fricking tournament he enters.
    Oh, this is a bait thread.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't presume to know the intentions for my thread. Yeah I said some inflammatory shit about the original running ashnime but my points are still valid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok ok sure
        But what if an Arbok just slithered in and ate Liko?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But thats fine, make assumptions about my thread, you wanna make it a "bait" thread? How about some real hot takes then?

    That the OG assnime hasn't been good since the early 2000s. And even then not every episode was perfect. Trying to binge pokemon is like trying to eat too many spicy peppers because the more you watch the more you realize that it just repeats the same fricking formula with team dick-suckula and the brooklin cat showing up with a giant mechazord to get insta-yeeted by the pokemon of the episode. Ass never progresses, his side characters are miiiiiiid. Pikachu fricking JOBS.

    Wheras horizons is cute, colorful, lovable, fresh, the animation is mostly nice. Its got a flying zepplin they all ride on. The crewmembers are all unique and interesting. Liko and Roy get proper screen time as the mc without feeling like we're utterly chained to them. The villains fricking rock, and are mostly competent. They have sleek outfits and reasonable motivations.

    I mean it's the 2024 version of pokemon, the truly phenomenal peak storyline, after years of fine-tuning the mess that was the assnime, they finally got it right. Thank god.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That the OG assnime hasn't been good since the early 2000s.
      That take is so cold, it's been in my freezer for decades.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how the frick are you NOT HYPE AS FRICK for this anime?
    It's Gen 9 Pokemon and contains Paldea. Everything is shit and nothing is worth getting hyped over.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just recently started watching it, and haven’t really sat down to watch anything past whatever the ruby/sapphire adaptations were called. I’m watching it in English, and so far everything but the songs are good. Why are people not liking it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People are liking it. It's just that /vp/ is a festering hole of genwar moronation, so any thread about it here just turns into autistic Ashgays shitting on it because Ash isn't in it and equally autistic Ash haters worshipping it because Ash isn't in it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like how this post was proven right in less than 3 minutes.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're trying too hard

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can only hype it up by comparing it to Ash
    Convinced /vp/ only consooms media if it’s attached to Pokèmom

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The anime hasn't been good in a very long time because it's too humancentric and treats the Pokemon like pets and accessories. From what I've heard, the problem has only gotten more severe in horizons.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >From what I've heard
      Instead of buying into /vp/'s echo chamber of moronation, watch it yourself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re not wrong it’s shit.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not bad, but it isn't very good either. It's targeting young children even more so than Journeys did. Early generations of the anime are funny and aren't solely targeting 5 year olds. That's why they will always be better. It's not for people who have been fans for a while. It's for young kids who don't know anything. That's why they go super basic with information on training, friendship, and other general hand holding stuff that you see in the first 30 minutes of every mainline game. If you take it for what it is, a show for very young kids, then it isn't bad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Horizons
      >a show for very young kids, then it isn't bad.
      I'm not even sure if very young kids would even understand what Horizons is doing, because it feels very shonen in nature.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Netflix is specifically marketing it to young children. It's grouped with other shows that aren't watched by older children. Journeys and the gen 1 seasons on netflix aren't marketed like that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Netflix is targetting kids because the pokemon anime is for kids

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I agree i fricking agree with you so much, liko and my dear sprigatito are massively pure raw kino and those who hate horizons are moronic mindbroken discordtroony ashgays who hate the fact that ash will never be the protag again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Liko
      >Sprigatito
      >Pure kino
      Lol
      Lmao
      She keeps using her Sprigatito to spam Leagaye, ep 40 retcons Liko's "training" as her Sprigatito is revealed to be naturally strong. Liko gets handed everything, moreso than Ash did. She also steals credits from the poor MC Roy.

      I think Dot is better than Liko despite being a supporting character because Dot's character nature is more tuned to today's irl kids than Liko is.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sprigatito is cute so whatever, and also, ash was handed his kanto gym badges at as well, he aint innocent.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sprigatito is cute so whatever
          Not a valid excuse.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dot's character nature is more tuned to today's irl kids than Liko is.
        have a nice day zoomzoom

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The more /vp/ hates it more frequently the better it is

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leaving this here
    https://strawpoll.com/xVg7j4Y7Qnr
    Open until 21/4

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cant you allow us to see the results?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It will be a surprise in three weeks.

        But if you must know, one side is winning. by a lot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I bet that it is "no I don't miss Ash one bit" which is /vp/'s general view since they largely play games and don't really care about the weekly anime much.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Make sure you don't get botted Black person.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok so we can ignore 100 yes votes on the final result

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm open to every other previous character returning except Journeys Ash and Goh. Maybe Chloe since she's basically a non-character.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >previous character returning
        >does not want Goh to show up
        >Anon not realizing Goh's VA is voicing as Fuecoco & Rotomdex in Horizons

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They relegated the actor to that role because Goh was a failure, anon.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Goh was a failure

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ashgays on suicide watch!

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too much Rhydon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Too much Rhydon.
      >hasn’t appeared at all in the second arc

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cute, wholesome, likeable characters
    aka bland

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >incompetent moron villains
    I don't think we watched the same show. Both villains are incompetent but now they're edgelords instead of comic relief.
    >his yellow rat jobbing every fricking tournament
    That makes more sense than the god-mode Pikachu they have now.

    Overall I don't think it's bad, the villains are cool but the plot devices like the pendant and ancient Pokeball are trash. It's better than Journeys but they need to stop the all-region format, it's a disservice to the regions and boring. Ash needed to be retired long ago but the OG still hasn't been topped.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice falseflag moron.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still crying

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