Pokemon Rejuvenation

>receive the Normal Gym Badge as the third one
>way the frick later in the game
>"Wait this badge isn't good enough!"
>"I know, let's give Melia even more screen time! Fight her to learn the normal type badge!"
>her only normal type is snorlax

The first time I played this game I was having so much fun, it looked promising and nice.
Then they started to add all this meta bullshit, trying to ride Reborn's bullshit and up the ante everytime.
After everything, they now reworked the early game to be even more annoying, forced Melia into even more situations and only expanded in the events where you don't even play as yourself.
Oh and of course we are not us, we are the actual player controlling the body of an NPC, so why even bother to have any sense of immersion?
I need a thread shitting on this crappy game and its idiotic plot, reaching the ending where everyone allegedly gets killed is taking way too fricking long.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah and the "training" arc was downright insulting given that both Damien, Alexandra and basically their entire bloodline are a bunch of fricking jobbers.

    Things got drastically worse in a lot of aspects after V13 was released. The story got way too convoluted and even more unnecessary characters and details were introduced.

    >Oh and of course we are not us, we are the actual player controlling the body of an NPC, so why even bother to have any sense of immersion?
    Yeah I especially don't like this part. Like all of your achievements will be attributed to some lame fricker who was too much of a chickenshit to come back to life for their gf who went to the trouble of resurrecting them.
    And how everyone's perceiving the player as different characters is a fricking stupid addition to an already stupidly complicated idea.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah and the "training" arc
      THE FRICKING TRAINING ARC
      4 fricking parts of it, 3 parts are being someone else.
      How much I love not being the protagonist of my own story FRICK

      Huh did you purposely go back to a early version

      I pulled the screenshot from google, right now I'm in a part were I'm Melia again sucking dicks for cheap at a restaraunt or something.
      I think I finally understand trans people: I was forced to inhabit the accursed body of a woman and now I want to kill myself.
      If only you could push Melia off the ledge rather than Karrina.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much I love not being the protagonist of my own story FRICK
        Like it'd be fine in smaller bursts but THAT much time playing as someone else with a different team is a bit much. A better option would have been to make the player choose which one to go on

        >If only you could push Melia off the ledge rather than Karrina.
        Don't you get to throw her off a castle at one point or did that get changed? The events of this game are constantly shifting.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's Karrina not Melia.
          There's a sidequest where you can let Karrina kill Karen, if you do then you get a chance to push Karrina to a chasm and murder her.
          I really, really wish that could be Melia.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, I see.
            I dunno, I think Crescent is more annoying to deal with than Melia. Pretty much every early arc ends up getting resolved with "And then Crescent showed up".
            Even though it doesn't get much better when she's gone where the protagonists just let the villains briskly walk away without stopping them.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I get it, a lot of character are annoying but eventually you get some respite as they frick off for a time.
              Melia NEVER fricks off.
              Melia is ALWAYS involved.
              No matter what cool shit you're doing, Melia is there doing it better.
              The cool Mimikyu you find in an alternative timeline?
              It's Melia's, of course.
              The badge you got?
              No good enough, get Melia's.
              You're some kind of 4th wall protagonist hero?
              Melia is also one!
              You get to enter a cool cyberworld that only the Interceptor, who is bestowed the power of a dead God has access to?
              Well of course Melia also wants access and you're forced to give it to her!

              Whoever came up with Melia needs to fellate a gun.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's Stockholm Syndrome.
                Jan wants everyone to like his OC so she's everywhere you go in this game eventually breaking you down over time.
                Least that's my theory.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He just wants her to be the main character but that’s not what Reborn did so he had to compromise case and point: Melia

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Melia? More like Meli Sue!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                "I'm tired of carrying your ass everywhere."
                >"You like me, admit it."
                "I don't. Everytime something happens, it has to be connected with you. Team Xen? You. Sisters of Destiny? You. Cyberworld? You."
                >"You had fun in those adventures."
                "Only because I wasn't the one with Main Character Syndrome, being a complete moron due to lack of affection, and frick with the timeline TWICE so she can feel important."
                >"You are a meanie. We are dying with God virus, and this is how you want to spend your last moments? We should be friends."
                "Knowing YOUR luck, you will heal "miraculously", and hoping for MINE luck, I'll finally die so I don't have to deal with your shit anymore."
                >"I won't let it happen! Because we are friends!"
                "More like I'm your lackey.... you know, the Reborn MC didn't had to deal this with Lin."
                >"My game is better."
                "Quantity is not Quality, Melia Sue."

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I dunno, I think Crescent is more annoying to deal with than Melia. Pretty much every early arc ends up getting resolved with "And then Crescent showed up".
              >Even though it doesn't get much better when she's gone where the protagonists just let the villains briskly walk away without stopping them.
              absolutely
              I'm playing through for the first time right now and the thing I hate the most is how often you'll win a fight against Xen only for them to literally just walk away, or do exactly what they were about to do anyway
              The only time it's different is when Crescent or someone else shows up because of course she gets to matter
              I'm just about to start chapter 12 and I cannot think of a clean, definitive win I've had over a major villain by myself that has mattered in any way

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm just about to start chapter 12 and I cannot think of a clean, definitive win I've had over a major villain by myself that has mattered in any way
                Spoiler alert: it never happens. That's not an exaggeration.
                There's one example near the very end of the current content that kinda counts but not really because of a very bizarre plot device that I won't spoil, it needs to be seen to be believed

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Spoiler alert: it never happens. That's not an exaggeration.
                Yeah, I am not surprised at all
                I like some of the gameplay and even some of the characters but man there is no payoff for any of these conflicts

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh did you purposely go back to a early version

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the playthrough thread not good enough to shit on the game?

    This game is just genuinely awful, it's arguably worse than Reborn in several ways. After a certain point you could tell things like 'gameplay' and 'fun' stopped mattering and it became a DBZ tier fanfiction concerning a donut steel OC with 30 minute long interactive cutscenes.
    Chapter 15 is one of the worst things I've played in my entire life OP, you may think the training arc is bad but it gets so much fricking worse afterwards. Just nonstop nonsense dialogue about stupid fricking morons no one cares about and barely even any actual Pokemon gameplay. Like holy frick for all Reborn did wrong, at least it pretended to be a fricking Pokemon game at points, Rejuvenation just stops trying.

    And everything I described is v13. v13.5 I've heard and seen makes the game worse story-wise in a lot of ways, and frankly I'm just so fricking sick of it. I don't even think I'll touch the game again until it's complete (or maybe ever) unless the stupid fricking creator gets his head out of his ass, which won't happen because he has a community full of slobbering morons who worship the ground he walks on

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the playthrough thread not good enough to shit on the game?
      At least it's not another thread about Hisuian Pokemon = extinct = lol sad

      I think the best thing about thing about this game is probably the maps? Like it does look good for what it is.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the game does look nice. Shinies have bad pixel work, character sprites do as well, character artwork is across the board mediocre, but the maps themselves are good...for a Pokemon fangame anyway.
        And, prior to v13/v13.5, the levels themselves actually were okay with a decent amount of exploration, not just pretty hallways with a shitty puzzle or gimmick thrown in every once in a while.
        It's such a shame so much time has been devoted to making things worse.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the playthrough thread not good enough to shit on the game?
      The only thing that would feel like enough is having one day of the year specifically designated to shit on this failed abortion.
      Only then will I truly feel satisfied with the amount of hate this game get.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing Tumblr troony games
    You are not welcomed here

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    From what I've seen of the mass murder ending you have to team up with Melia from an alternate universe/timeline who overwrites the Melia in your world, because there needs to be someone to steer the plot and decide in which order you kill people.
    At the very end your character starts speaking on its own and tells her it will, in fact, erase everyone from existence. Including her and itself. Sounds like it's to save them from an even worse fate idk I just saw some youtube videos didn't play 13.5 because my laptop died.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to team up with Melia
      >YOU HAVE TO TEAM UP WITH MELIA
      THE ONLY REASON WHY I WOULD WANT TO END THE WORLD IS TO KILL MELIA FIRST AND FOREMOST.
      YOU ARE SAYING THAT IF I END THE WORLD I HAVE TO PARTNER UP WITH MELIA?!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'll kill her eventually, in a later version. At the end of the current Renegade route your character starts speak on its own and tells her it never needed her and only went along with her because she would've gotten in the way. Also she's an edgy c**t in that route and she calls herself M2, she gets upset the MC keeps indiscriminately erasing people from existence instead of torturing people who wronged them like she does.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dont know why they give you the option to be an edgy c**t to your (nominal) friends but not one to just try eliminate the people that have it coming
          I mean I do know why, because the writing is moronic, but you know what I mean

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You VILL NOT use your pokemon to kill people, we need those Xen members back during later parts. You VILL use a magic interceptor spell at the end of the game instead.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd even be fine if Xen or whoever pulled team rocket smokescreen shit for them to justify their escapes
              instead of just standing there as they stroll away
              frick this game pisses me off when I think about it

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd even be fine if Xen or whoever pulled team rocket smokescreen shit
                It's funny because half the time they don't even escape and just attack you physically while the MC stands around and does nothing

                I think Rejuvenation might have the worst cutscene incompetence of any game I've ever played, just so unbelievably jarring

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The climax of the terujuma arc on the volcano was the breaking point for me
                made me ask why I was spending my time playing a game actively designed to make me angry

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've played a ton of games where usually after a fight you're supposed to lose, if you win the game continues anyway.
                I don't think I've ever seen a game which requires you to win a fight that you then proceed to automatically lose because your character just stands around, gets you killed, revives you and requires you beat said villain's ass again and then you just STAND THERE AGAIN and would let the villains get away so another character has to come in and save the day.
                Quite honestly possibly the worst written game that isn't just deliberately awful troll shit. And it's even worse than a lot of those types of games too

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The climax of the terujuma arc on the volcano was the breaking point for me
                made me ask why I was spending my time playing a game actively designed to make me angry

                I've played a ton of games where usually after a fight you're supposed to lose, if you win the game continues anyway.
                I don't think I've ever seen a game which requires you to win a fight that you then proceed to automatically lose because your character just stands around, gets you killed, revives you and requires you beat said villain's ass again and then you just STAND THERE AGAIN and would let the villains get away so another character has to come in and save the day.
                Quite honestly possibly the worst written game that isn't just deliberately awful troll shit. And it's even worse than a lot of those types of games too

                MEANWHILE in the renegade route your character fricking kill steals.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick am I even looking at lol
                This game sucks ass

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Karrina risked jumping into some abyss but Melia uses bullshit god power or something to catch her in a mix of a gameshow and trial called Guilty or Nah where she summons past copies of herself to judge her.
                The error shit is "End of Night" the spell you use to erase people from existence. The interceptor isn't dealing with this bullshit appearantly.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was the dumbest thing I've read in a while. Thank you

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can see it in the second video here.

                You'll kill her eventually, in a later version. At the end of the current Renegade route your character starts speak on its own and tells her it never needed her and only went along with her because she would've gotten in the way. Also she's an edgy c**t in that route and she calls herself M2, she gets upset the MC keeps indiscriminately erasing people from existence instead of torturing people who wronged them like she does.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder why the /vp/ play guys are in some sort of Stockholme Sindrome with this game.
          This kind of tonal shift would make me drop the game in a second.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's less Stockholm Syndrome and more wanting to see how fricking insane it gets. Also the game outside of the movieshit is fun enough even if the gameplay:movie ratio is getting a lot smaller with each update.
            The original /vp/ plays guy, Musk, really was unironically obsessed with the game but I don't think anyone left who's sticking around is in it for more than laughs

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I wonder why the /vp/ play guys are in some sort of Stockholme Sindrome with this game.
            I don't think anyone in the the thread thinks its a good story by any metric, most of it is complaining about it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why the frick are you guys so invested in this schizophrenic writing

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the ultimate cringekino

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Melia is everywhere! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's over

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lily looks like a wannabe Yancy.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    eh it’s alright.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Rejuvenation have a character as bad as Terra from Reborn?
    I swear to Christ, she makes me want to just drop my playthrough and move on to Rejuvenation.

    • 6 months ago
      Jan

      Rejuvenation has Melia!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d say either Nim or Saki (note I like both characters).

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saki is very similar but has a few more serious moments and doesn't constantly speak like that. Though honestly Rejuvenation's story as a whole is as bad as Terra, it's randumb bullshit that never shuts up or stops being obnoxious

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Though honestly Rejuvenation's story as a whole is as bad as Terra
        Jesus Christ. All I wanted is a good fan game.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its honestly pretty fun, story is lackluster but the map and spritework overall is dope, unfortunately most characters suck but there’s a few enjoyable ones, just turn ya frickin moind off kay?

          Also Crescent is the best girl, that’s all.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Crescent fan in /vp/
            I didn't know those existed, unless you're being ironic

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              No she’s genuinely a highlight for me wish we teamed up with her in the renegade route

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          As

          Its honestly pretty fun, story is lackluster but the map and spritework overall is dope, unfortunately most characters suck but there’s a few enjoyable ones, just turn ya frickin moind off kay?

          Also Crescent is the best girl, that’s all.

          said, it's genuinely fun when it remembers it's supposed to be a Pokemon game. Just be aware there are even more plot hallway sections than Reborn with tons of exposition dumps so get the fastforward/X combo ready

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick question: I heard Rejuvenation adds the gen 8 mons, but does it also removes the moves that were lost in the transition to the new gen (i.e. Return, Pursuit).

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does including hisui forms and moves

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit meant they kept the moves

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this one of those games where characters become super gods who could blink you out of existence but choose to battle you instead?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes lol

      even the MC becomes a super god and just decides to use pokemon

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you still do the helping center quests on terajuma for the Megg if you are going for the renegade route?

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