>pokemon will never be this badass again
>instead we’re stuck with gay ducks and paraplegic sea lions
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>pokemon will never be this badass again. >instead were stuck with gay ducks and paraplegic sea lions
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=pixiv_red
Okay guys, pick your favorite, I'll start
>Redgy
no
>dislikes edgy Red
moron spotted
The gangs all here.
>broken by Chadnto
Oh oh melty
utterly mindbroken holy shit
This is what KANTO does to a man.
>mutt-nova-bort blaming Kanto
yikes, kys bort
>johto was despised
you are 12 guaranteed rolf
The new games have the professors getting mauled by a dragon, a gang of Pokemon brutally murdering a man for masks, and said man's Pokemon beating the Pokemon responsible to death and their child ringleader into a hundred year coma. It's more badass now
it's not presented in a badass way though. these events on paper don't mean anything if they don't FEEL and LOOK cool, and they don't.
That's stupid and something a dumbass would say. Actions speak louder than your Tumblr tier edgy interpretations. If anything them not leaning into edge and playing it straight is the better move, it's ironically more mature
>Anon doesn't know what artistic direction means
you are a moron. Two different directors can make what is the same scene in a script feel completely like total opposites
The scenes in new pokemon games are all badly shot, badly lit, have awkward dialogue, and as a result never feel or look cool at all. None of the scenes you mentioned have any weight to them
As opposed to the edgy headcanon you thought up? Actual death and shit is more badass than whatever you came up with
>hurr durr what is tone and presentation
anon a story isn't just a list of facts that happen, it's meant to elicit a feeling. new Pokemon fails to do so.
>Another Samurott seethe thread
Hopefully your brain builds up an aneurysm in the process
>t.
Nice selfie
Reminder that the default partner for Green if you leave without choosing a starter via cheating or a glitch is charmander, meaning Red's canon starter is bulbasaur.
Blue gets to match her name and have squirtle.
>pokemon
>badass
>Badass again
Never was
>Posting fanarts
Lmao Pokemon never was this cool
Keep crying unovamutt, gen 5 is just pure garbage
>tumblr
>iPhone image file
you posted one of the coolest mythicals of all time butthole, good job
>mewtwo rehash but 100x more forgettable
>one of the coolest mythicals
lmao
Audino > Chansey thoughever
>Samurottgay is extremely mentally ill
Damn who could have guessed
Based unovachad a lot of samegayging in this thread
What zero pussy does to a guy
>Implying Pokemon was ever "badass"
If you don't think the ability to use one random attack out of every attack in existence is badass, you've got another thing coming.
>fat turtle
>fat lizard
>fat frog
>fat rat
Why was Gen 1 so obese?
>off-model fanart
post their game models if they're so badass then
>make abhorent post
>get shit on in multiple replies
>claim it was a troll all along and the replies are samegayging to desperately try and save face
nice try
you're not fooling anyone