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>"pokemon but long" for the 12th time
haha very funny and original gamefreak
pokemon has been dead since the 3DS era. It's time to accept it.
>pokemon after gen 1
what is wrong with gen 2
Every generation after the first added maybe 1 good Pokemon for every 20 shit ones.
Pokemon was never good
I gave up after Gen 4.
Unova was quantify over quality to the extreme with new Pokémon and the game was literally a straight line
We could have had the cool one depicted in the books that was a mix of all 3 beasts. Instead we get this... at least Walking Wake was pretty good too. I wonder what Entei will look like.
triceratops entei
MORE BLACK SHILLING !
black? hardly
I'd have sex with him.
Open bob
And y'all still wonder why Sony's beating Nintendo's ass LMAOOOOO
Actually playing the game reveals that there are in fact observably non-white cultures in the game, they're just populated by tan white people because the slavery plot would make actually different races an oof ouch yikes inclusion
>because the slavery plot would make actually different races an oof ouch yikes inclusion
b***h it's medieval Europe. The director literally said blacks would ruin the immersion because they're fricking ugly
And the game proves that wrong lmao
Arabic countries are not european, you will never be white
>And the game proves that wrong lmao
99% of the games characters are white though.
Which I acknowledged, what's your point?
Can you clean up your schizo rambling to be more legible?
>Which I acknowledged
The we are done here. Good day, sir.
Thanks for admitting you didn't read either of my posts, ESL
Not only did they trade and interact with them, one character wont kill it. Stop with the stormfront fantasy
>3 million units shipped vs 22 millions units sold
Haha
But SE directives said that Play Station is holding back their sales.
Why are SquareEnix's profits down then?
Of all games you could pick to make this shitpost you pick the one confirmed flop
femboy?
I heccin LOVE black people!!!! I’m American and trans btw
Black women are unironically superior to white women. White women compete with their partner, a black woman will be in your corner
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Black personMAN SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Copy that
heh
underrated
i don't get it
lurk moar
you weren't there
newbie
Winner: None
Pokémon finally put the monster back in Pocket Monster.
That flying ingame section ran at like 15 fps
>Duralodon sucks
>Let's make it even worse
nostalgia wanking: the franchise
Giraffe
W-Why does she look at us like this... that smile...
maybe i will pirate this game again just for her, i dont have my save anymore hope it wont matter.
They really just bank on the porn being enough, huh
The saddest part is that it works.
Make sure to thank Adaman for passing on his genes.
>literally "you're one of the good ones"
They get over it in the end when they realize they were both worshiping their own gods that did exist and their clans were fighting for no reason.
SNAP
CRinge cOLLECTion
what a great presents
UNOVABROS WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS
Cobalion? More like Cobaltion amirite?
Coballin', nigguh.
Good for a paradox design, honestly
Standing on the shoulders of objective artistic abominations isn't a very high bar to clear, but it does it regardless
Yeah it's a lot better than iron leaves, at least.
>future paradox mon that isn't just its regular form but metal
I'll take it.
You say that every week.
But the metal versions worked so much better then this. Its ass. Iron Leaves looked WAY better.
Frick me Walking Wake is as at least passable even if the concept art was superior. The frick is this!?
Pokemon it's just not the same anymore.
are they going to make suicune into a snail and entei into a worm?
They dropped Suicune already as "Walking Wake"
I guess this looks better then that treestar munching motherfricker in the op but fricking why, I stopped playing pokemon after sm
Something something making older mons look prehistoric/futuristic because the past/future shit was a lore gimmick for S/V.
>Give absolutely kino art for a paradox legendary beast
>Release the actual ones in DLC and make them utterly disgusting
What are they playing at?
They already made Suicune into a t-rex
Anon... Past Suicune was already made and it looks like a velocyraptor.
kkkkkkkkkk que porra é essa? !?
Why? Why did they do this? Who wanted this? Who could ever want this?
>autistic screeching
FUTURE >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>PAST
At least the hair is cool.
It's over
If it's that or GenV remakes the way IV was made, I take this shit.
Anon. You know they're going to remake gen5 at some point. This company is creatively bankrupt.
Official name is Iron Crown
Dumb, why the Johto ones exclusive to the past and the Unova ones exclusive to the future.
>what did you think?
it was crap
Back to playing ORAS
he cute
jesus christ that ground texture is sad
PS1 game looking ass
Speaking of PS1
Funny how no one gives a shit this is the DLzc ending reward too. World is so pointless
Wait, this shit is supposed to be a "reward?"
The trailer and website "hint" you will be able to fly outside of the mini game.
wowie more dogshit minigames
The plan was for this to be a rocket league minigame for online play, but sometimes things just don't go the way we want.
Fricking Superman 64, that's what they wanted to copy?
>A FROGGY APPLE CRUMPLETHUMPKIN!
Everquest classic had better textures
I want my 35 minutes back, what a total shitshow
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
To many blacks/10
>that's it
So no new mainline or remake? I just tuned in to the giraffe Raikou.
>these morons will pay for anything
yeah im done
after 23 years of playing pokemon this is it,im done with this franchise
good luck,guys
see you next week
yeah ok cuck, i've been done since sun and moon
only reason i keep "caring" is to see the new funky critters but they get shittier every year
thank god pokemon is becoming less and less respected and relevant and will wither off in a few years, even despite being a nintensoi series
for what use would one of the fastest fricking pokemon need a long neck for?
Eating berries from fast moving trees?
They're paradox pokemon anon, they're not supposed to make sense, they're just there to fill space with dumb ideas
RATE THIS PRESENTATION FORM 1 TO 10
-10/10
bump
too many black people/10
-10/10. I'm jumping ship to Digimon or SMT, frick this franchise.
Don't bother with SMT.
It haven't been good in literal years, especially when the latest mainline entry is nothing more than unfinished fujo bait.
shut the frick up moron
Unfinished fujobait is probably better than this.
>Unfinished fujobait is probably better than this.
Not really. At least with Pokeshit there's the appeal of collecting and training monsters with their own element type and shit, so not every pokemon is the same.
But with SMT V? You don't have that luxury since every demon outside of the new shilled Doi designed demon is the same thing.
Also don't forget how Pokeshit literally has more variety in it's environments while SMT V is mostly a bland ass desert, but with different colors per area.
You're honestly better off with Digimon or those indies if you want a monster collecting JRPG.
Demons stopped being unique after Devil Summoner anon.
moron.
>I'm jumping ship to Digimon or SMT
Who's gonna tell him?
Gomamon cute
He cute
>I'm jumping ship to Digimon or SMT, frick this franchise.
a bit too late on that one
Just play Dragon Quest Monsters. The translated remakes on 3DS (emulator) are brilliant
>Dragon Quest
How slow is the combat?
Generally faster than Pokemon.
DQ11 has a speed up toggle for battles too.
You're in a Pokemon thread bro.
Its actually fast as frick.
Oh no! Nintendo will die without your $20! Please be reasonable!!!
SMTV is a lot of fun, you should play it.
The only good SMT game is Nocturne you dumb troony
Just because that's the only one you played (doubt you even did that much) doesn't mean it's the only good one, secondary Black person.
lol go play as a troony in high heels in a game with a terrible story, terrible characters, and an inferior version of press turn with dampeners
Still better than any nuPokemon, thoughwever.
And Pokemon is literally a troony franchise now
4a>3
Maybe if you ignore everything except the gameplay and pretend that the ally system doesn’t exist
It’s fun, I beat Twisted Tokyo and Steven, but the tone, characters, and story are all dogshit
0
Frick them.
Nothing. There’s really nothing left here
2, had some good news but it's a fricking travesty to release the stadium games without any pokemon games available on the gameboy. I may as well stick to emulating
0/10, but I was expecting this so Pokemon didn't disappoint.
i laughed my fricking ass off. what the frick are they doing?? do they still got eyes?
vomit out of ten. its over.
0
a fricking minus ten thousand. WTF is pokemon?
>was 10 when gen one happened, my sis 8
>pokemania fever over 9000
>gen 2 is my favorite gen
>play up to hoenn
>stop playing pokemon
>FFW to 2013
>play XY because a friend lent it
>loved it
>wanted mega forms to be the new standard
>no
>new gen, new gimmick
>england region sucks ass but haterenne and viking meowth carried the game
>sinnoh remake looks like shit
>pokemon legends is good but stopped playing anything after it
what a fricking shit franchise, this presentation was a disaster. I'd rather fap to Claire and play poke crystal emu edition every now and then.
Pokemon is ultimate proof that there is absolutely such a thing as a franchise being too successful. Not just milking successful entries forever like GTA or TES, nor just releasing soulless copies on rotation like CoD or sportsballs, but the two together plus using a literal shovelware studio at the helm because your fans are certified cultists that will never break free from its chains, like Sonic but on steroids. I'm just glad before it became the industry low-bar quality-wise that I got to experience Pokemania as a kid just shy of your age too, it was something unique for its time and the multimedia approach nearly had me hooked for good.
>25 minutes of nothing
>5 minutes of a dlc we already knew about
>And it's fricking terrible
0/10
>no explorers remake or new mystery dungeon
0/10
>expecting another mystery dungeon
>even wanting a new mystery dungeon
It's over. Pack it up. Play romhacks. Play the original again. Play Super. Give up and go home. there's nothing here for you, and you wouldn't want it if there was.
The recent remake, while lacking in some areas (no 3D friend areas being a major issue) were mostly great.
>ctrl f mystery
>see this post
Cool, just saved me 30 minutes of disappointment
>have zero expectations
>wake up and see what happened
>they failed to even meet my nonexistent expectations
Is this really the shit people get excited for? People actually woke up early to see a couple ugly redesigns and nothing else?
Be thankful that Sky is hackable nowadays, and can have more features and QoL additions that even a remake would lack.
>People actually woke up early
Some people in the world live in different places anon
and some people live where they'd have to wake up early, your point?
The point is you're not the centre of the universe.
Bet you're a "Ganker says poster.
c**t.
Imagine being a grown man and being disappointed by pokemon
Didn't watch/10 looks like I missed literally nothing of value lmao
Pokemon is still dead / 10
1 State of Play/10
https://corporate.pokemon.com/en-us/inclusion-and-social-impact/
>pokemon is not woke guys-
ACK
>inclusion
>EVERYONE IS BLACK LETS GO!
inst this...racist?lol
pokemon has fallen long time ago
holy fricking shit, why the idea of inclusion from woke westerns is turning everything black??? isn't that still racism??? fricking hell don't they see the irony??
>now even pokemon is pozzed
nuke america
lmao, the frick it's this?
>Latinx
Oh frick right off
Nintendo needs to absorb this shit company already
>Latinx
>food, languageand so many aspects
>familia which means family in spanish
My fricking side, basically pic related
What's even funnier is I the South American version, they're is nothing about latinx at all.
>¡Bienvenidos! We are a group of Latinx
Jesus Christ that whole Familia Pokemon bio sounds like a racist parody.
>"We come together as a familia which means family in spanish and PORTUGUESE"
>still refuse to release games in portuguese
So with this group inside the pokemon team I can surely predict the next localization of the game will be based in africa.
Being African, that'd be nice. About 10 years ago. Surely, Gamefreak has more highly anticipated depictions to explore above the hemisphere.
>familia pokemon
>black diaspora
>rainbow gym
>women of pokemon
>tpci parents
So these ones are the villain organization in gamefreaks
Kino, fund it.
Parents being included in the corpo diversity orgs is a recent creation that aims to pad the ever decreasing participation rates in shit like this.
Why so many black characters?
see
any other explanation is cope
she cute
God, I hate Game Freak so much
>t. Black who just wants more hot girls.
Weren't she and the school principle the only ones?
Who cares more ladies for my porn addiction.
Because more Westerners joined the companies and they push for it in development. And people need to realize that younger Japanese are moving that direction too. Sorry to say but the trend will continue and there's no going back as that Pandora's box has opened. You're either going to have to accept it and hope they don't go too far with it or abandon the franchise.
dont care
i refuse to support any franchise that has a page like this
lol k
I'm sure the Pokemon Company will be devastated by this incredibly brave stance you're taking. good luck with your culture war, dipshit
Why they keep abusing with inclusivity?
>3-4 minor role characters with dark skin
>Ganker loses their fricking mind
This has to be a psyop shitpost by glowies jesus fricking Christ
It's so fricking funny
>leftists screech 24/7 about muh representation
>no representation of Asians beyond middle class liberal 80000th generation Chinese
>barely ever any representation of native americans
>no representation of Latinos besides Mexicans
>nope, it all has to be Black folks
>not actual Africans, specifically just westernized Black folks
>handful of black characters
>all has to be Black folks
You're just proving the meme right
And you're missing the entire point so I have to spell it out for you like I'm talking to a 5th grader.
Their attempts at diversity are superficial and two-faced because their idea of something being "diverse" is just shoving blacks into it and calling it a day. It's tokenism taken to a comical degree by people who 10 years ago used to say tokenism was bad.
This black guy appeared in a pokemon game 13 years ago, was he also shoved in for diversity while "the people" said it was bad?
>duraludon evolves now
OH FRICK IT GETS EVIOLITE
wait what is the evo?
DLC looks like it will be good but yeah, giraffe Raikou made me laugh pretty hard.
>first the Atelier showcase
>now this
gamers lost...
the west has fricked them all over again
are you frustrated?
Copy that
They added SEX to the game.
Isn't that basically a younger, genderbent version of that grass gym leader
>Gamefreak added two separate characters for me personally to jerk off to
Thanks
their monster designs are shit but goddamn their character designs are consistently 10/10
How do they expect to sell character merch with designs this trash.
How often do they sell merch with the trainers and where? Not cards
>earrings
shalom
is she the first israeli character in a pokemon game?
>earring so huge it clips through her clothes.
HOLY FRICKING SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
>Those big ass feet
What the frick is up with the current character designers?
Big feet means more feet for my mouth.
Imagine deep throating those puppies.
W O K E M O N
No mention of a patch to fix the way it runs like ass, no mention of fixing online ranked so you can see your opponents tera type even though they know they fricked up and make vgc open team sheet. frick game freak, hack frauds.
i wonder where that pokehomosexual went who claimed brock is black
lol
the extreme lengths pokehomosexuals go to and defend their mediocre franchise
IM GONNA KILL GAMEFREAK
they really went
>how can we make these pokemon look even worse than they already do
lets not mention the dogshit character designs
You'll still buy it
It'll sell millions
Nothing will change
True tbqh
I haven’t played a new Pokémon since ORAS
>stepping beyond gen V to begin with
X and Y had every reason to be good but it just wasn’t especially after how amazing BW2 were
Yeah, after seeing how dogshit Gen 5 was I had no reason to play any other games.
lol like shitnova isn't the start of most of this shit
pic related was the point of no return, nobody could've know how shit Gen VI would be after how kino the DS era was.
I remember it like it was yesterday.
>B-but you don't understand, this shows artistic integrity! This is a R/S remake, not an Emerald remake! To include it would be a BAD thing ackshually!
>Heh, you guys don't get it. This is OBVIOUSLY going to be DLC, and it'll be free because Nintendo doesn't do paid DLC like Microshit and Sony. Just you wait, they're gonna blow us all away with an announcement really soon.
Fun times. Frick ORAS and frick gen VI apologism.
I have not bought a pokemon game since sun and moon. that was the last straw for me.
Nah, SV finally ruined Pokemon for me.
Unironically this. SV really ruined Pokemon for me. I'm not buying another Pokemon game until they get their shit together, which is gonna take a lot of time.
I remember it took Ubisoft 3 back-to-back unplayable releases to start making better AC games. This is gamefreak's first game, so we might be stuck with shitty Pokemon games for at least 3 more gens
Nah
Yeah probably
yep
The last Pokémon game I bought and played was pearl for the DS. Never again. I just come to these threads to laugh at Pokegays.
Haven’t touched a Pokémon game in ten years because I immediately knew shit was gonna go downhill after gen 6.
and yet you spent three generations playing the downhill
>You'll still buy it
No
>It'll sell millions
Yes
>Nothing will change
It'll get worse
>last nintendo game I paid and played was Black on my dslite
It was bad enough to make me drop nintendo games,products and official pokemon games forever. It was all downhill from there and I'm glad I stopped relatively soon.
Last game I bought was Pearl on DS.
You are slightly wrong. I didn't buy it, it still sold millions, and noting will change.
I've never bought or played a pokemon game.
It's just porn for me since forever now
buy? no, play? probably
i stopped at B/W and it seems every new release that was the best decision i just come to these threads to laugh at dudes still giving this series money
I haven't brought a Pokémon game since soul sliver
Yep, there is no hope for modern Pokegays to change their ways. They are eternally npcs that only coonsoom their favourite brand and their favourite brand will continue selling their turds. Its a vicious cycle.
Reasonable pokemon fans have moved on ages ago
I have not played a pokemon since black.
so this is the power of the biggest franchise on the planet. How do pokegays live with themselves
QRD on the announcements?
I'm at work
Nothing interesting, there's a couple new Pokemon, the new Raikou has a giraffe neck, first DLC is out Sep 13. That's it.
I just skimmed it
Trash
Anime trash
Detective Pikachu stuff
Mewtwo for Unite
That cafe game
At least 1/3-1/2 of the direct was showing off the S/V DLC
>eviolite duraludon
Groudonchads keep winning.
Kyogresisters… How do we stop them?
Guess the unova remake/legends will be switch 2 then
gen 1 FRLG - gba
gen 2 HGSS - nds
gen 3 ORAS - 3ds
gen 4 BDSM - switch
gen 5 _B_W - new system
I mean it does make sense even though they went all weird with gen 6+7 and gen 8+9 on the same consoles.
That's how it's always been
1+2 were essentially on the same handheld (most sources count GB/GBC together), and 4+5 were both on the DS.
3 is the only one that truly had its own handheld.
that was a whole lot of nothing.
giraffe raikou , the TGC gb game plus stadium 2 are the only memorable things about this direct.and two of those can be emulated.
Also. pokemon company still to scared to rerelease the old main games on switch
Based or cringe?
how does he eat?
A straw.
subtlety, what's that?
What the frick is happening at gamefreak
nothing that matters since the games still sell
despite being low effort trash
>introduced after the generation that had gigantamax
One job
so did ken sugomori die? who allowed this shit?
As far as I’m aware he doesn’t do much work on the mainline games anymore
i didn't think it was possible to make that garbage design even worse yet here we are
I mean it's better than Duraludon but damn they're both ass
>if you think the new designs are good, I have a bridge to sell you
It couldn't have possibly been worse than the standard form.
Again, what is supposed to be? Some kind of moving tower or something?
It's literally a fricking bridge
He became the pewdiepie bridge.
A FRICKING BRIDGE
he looks cool but it would be better if it had hands and looked like it could actually survive in the wild
Who greenlit this???
HOW DOES IT EAT
WHERE ARE ITS HANDS
it lures unsuspecting travelers (read: children) onto itself and then folds itself to eat its prey
the head on the front is a ruse to fend off predators
A fricking bridge.
I wonder how they are going to market the plushies of a fricking bridge
the same way they did plushies of a fricking candelabrum
thats a digimon
thats actually just a digimon
You have no idea what Digimon look like pokeBlack person, that's 100% a nu-pokeshit design right there and nothing else
frick off, modern digimon designs are light-years better than this shit
You mind posting an example?
I got one
love this guy
Ghillie suits are cool so this is cool, I concede
>dude belts lmao
not this one though
the literal terrorist one
Don't insult Digimon like that, you worthless Black person.
Don't use that word anon it has history.
Holy frick, I'm so sorry for ever making fun of Unova mons. That fricking ice cream cone is lightyears better than whatever the frick this AI generated garbage is.
is that supposed to be Dialga?
I'm actually more on board with it knowing it's Drayden's grandson's ace since it makes way more sense knowing it's like a Unovian Duraldon or something.
It's impressive how terrible the 3D models are when compared to 2D. Reminder that Poppy was supposed to have yellow in her thighs and inside her hat but SV's colors are so washed out that they look gray.
It's a staple remover?
Based because it gave us the monster that is Eviolite Duraludon.
>only 75 S Def
>Coming soon from LittleKuriboh:
Pokemon: A Bridge!
>we gotta get the inhaler from gen 8 an evo, people love that thing!
Kirin bros....
looks like the cone dogs wear after seeing a vet
Is this really a kirin considering Suicune turned into a freak of a raptor? He looks more like a horribly designed sauropod. Entei might be a triceratops or something.
It looks good in the concept art. But the 3D model is disgusting.
I like it
Looks fine in 2d. 3d fricking ruined this franchise.
cat claws turned into hooves
I will now buy your game.
and here comes the pokehomosexual to shill with the new waifus
If pokemon fans didnt have such degenerate coomers in every corner the IP would be much more enjoyable.
jerking off to the new girls is the only good thing left on this franchise
>accepts claim as fact and in fact strengthens the argument
woah hey guys
looks cool as frick, I'm excited for the Terakion and Entei paradox mons
Also seems the gimmick of the Future Paradox trio is that they can enlarge their horns to use as actual blades like on Iron Leaves. Wonder if Keldeo would get one too?
uhh pokebros?
But dying in your sleep is the best way to go though?
The longer the better
Frick off
trash
Bazingo
Frick you.
AYEEEEE
Post
no u
frick you
Frick you Black person
good one
Puto
No
Seriously though why do they keep making the same joke.
Bitch
Frick you
Dang it
ACK
damb
Somehow the DLCs look worse than the base game
How
lel
it looks hilariously bad but that's been par for the course for pokemon for at least 5 years now
never giving gamefrak money
New palworld just dropped
Its an evo to applin, but it seems too simple? I wonder if there's gonna be a series first and add a 2 stage evo to a branching evo pokemon
>it just gets tastier
Strange evolutionary strategy if you are not actively trying to be eaten
Might end up being an Eevee-lite and it's the second stage evo like the others but it requires an item or something.
Well it'll probably require an item, but what I meant to say is that it might evolve again, unlike Flapple and Appletun which look like fully evolved pokemon
>looks at that cherry blossom thing from gen4
I wouldn't count on it, anon.
Flapple is also pretty simple overall, and it's pretty small when you actually see it out in the wild. This is a nice middleground between a Flapple and an Appletun. Just a candied apple on a stick.
Wait is this really an evo? Not a whole new form. Based.
Literally a design a 5yo would come up with
what's going on here
n da fuchur al pokemen r robits
ur welcum
wait do we make robot pokemon in the future or do pokemon evolve into robots
The Violet Book and Occulture argues that some of them are manmade, some are natural, and some are from another planet. Keep in mind the latter is straight up just speculation where all of these theories arise.
The manmade ones are Iron Hands (Basically Cyborg but a Pokemon), Iron Valiant (A mad scientist's attempt at making a Pokemon), and Iron Bundle (Stated to have been made by an ancient civilization who used and wrote about it).
The natural ones are Iron Jugulis (It just appears and razes cities because it's Ghidora) and Iron Thorns (It straight up is just a Tyranitar a billion years from now).
The "Other planet" ones are Iron Moth (Literally just flies around following people then randomly attacking them) and Iron Treads (They don't know where it's from).
Scarlet's Pokedex states that based on Occulture, Iron Treads is sent by aliens, Iron Jugulis is a Hydreigon that fell in love with a robot, and Iron Bundle, Iron Hands, Iron Valiant, and Iron Thorns all follow the exact same origins Violet states they have.
AI Turo specifically says they're adaptations present Pokemon make in the future meaning they're all natural.
They're imagination
Its also implied that none of those things are true and that the "time machine" is literally a Pokemon that can create wish fulfillment.
No it's time machine, there is no wishing.
I remember hearing about how some big leaker said there was a mechanic in the dlc where you can create (existing) pokemon. I hope it's true because that sounds cool
Where is that implied? Because AI Turo/Sada outright say it's a time machine they themselves created.
The time machine is fictional.
Unless the turtle is powering this thing I have no idea how you came to that conclusion.
The turtle can make thoughts and imagination into reality. The anime has strongly hinted at this, it wouldn't be stretch it created that "time machine" too
The AI is also a product of the imagination power, why would it contradict its own story
There’s multiple times the game points out the Time Machine doesn’t make sense but it’s been a while since I went through the story. Like a book explicitly points out Volcarona doesn’t fossilize and Arven questions how the book recording the paradox Pokemon is was written before the Time Machine was built
NTA, but when they released the paradox suicune and virizion, they said they looked like a design in the book that was mad up. At least to me, it seems like their hinting it might not be time travel
Ah, alright, that makes some more sense. I checked some of my screenshots and found this mentioned, so I guess the turtle itself is powering it.
ah I see, they made a Protogen pokemon
So are these new paradox ones DLC or are they doing them as tera raids again?
groomer franchise
you know companies dont believe in any of that right
yes but the fact that they're promoting groomer shit is bad enough
If a company produces documents that it doesn't agree with, it has no moral alignment whatsoever, which is even worse than being consistently evil.
More like gooner franchise
why yes I enjoy glaceon
just grooming kids nothing to see here
EVEN THE FAN DESIGN MONTHS AGO WAS BETTER
80% of fan designs are better than actual Pokemon designs.
Kino. The hair, tendrils, and scales all help the design to flow down the neck, rather than it just looking like a fricking palm tree.
Fans actually want pokemon to be good, if you told me The Pokeshit Company just started lousily AI generating the mons I would believe it instantly
It's hard to believe they wouldn't at this point, the world's most profitable media franchise would probably enjoy paying at least dozen bots monthly to drastically speed productions up. Considerably cheaper than paying live people to actually be hired and improve studio quality too.
what is with these names? they really just stop trying huh
the paradox pokemon are all supposed to be like cryptids in universe, and were all given cryptid-esque names
Except cryptids DO have actual names
>Sasquatch, Nessie, Chupacabra, Mokele-mbembe, Yowie, ect
Having two word names is just lazy, and breaks Pokemon's design philosophy, what little was left
Pokemon after gen 5 does not matter
The franchise has been dead for the last ten years or so. Just play the old games and rom hacks, that’s all you can do at this point. Also, frick coomers.
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official name is Raging Bolt
tags: bad anatomy
But that’s a major requirement for making modern pokemon designs
would it make more sense reversed? if prehistoric pokemon looked more like the original but just slightly different, like raikou would basically be a saber tooth tiger, but the robot version was bizarre shit because since it's a robot people made modifications to it or it's been long enough that the visual records of pokemon have been warped by time
theyre not actually prehistoric forms, they're all made up imaginary pokemon made by the giant gem turtle
>playing pokemon past gen 3
your pain is self-inflicted
>playing pokemon past gen 2
ftfy
>playing pokemon past gen 1
>playing pokemon
>playing
>
APOLOGIZE
no
that was the gen that killed pokemon for me
Just because SV were dogshit doesn't mean that the abomination that was SwSh is now good at all.
>only good looking pokemon lines are Alcremie, Hatterene, and Corviknight
>introduced Duraludon which got an evolution now
No it's the worst gen by far.
Nah.its the worst game in the franchise and that's saying a lot.
>old good
>new bad
How about old bad and new bad
Frick no, Scarlet and Violet might look like ass and have a shitton of bugs but at the very least they felt like it was trying to evolve the formula instead of this half assed shit. It's not saying much but even with all of its problems they're still probably the best mainline pokemon games since Black and White.
>It might be shit but...it's a step in the right direction!
>It's the best Pokemon game since _____
Get new material shill
>but at the very least they felt like it was trying to evolve the formula
Swsh's wild area is and was EXTREMELY obviously the prototype for designing an open world Pokemon game which was carried forward into PLA and SV, like you'd have to be extremely braindead not to see where it was heading after Swsh.
SW&SH wild area was fricking dogshit, it was pretty much the only thing that generation had going on for it (dynamax was just yet another revised version of megaevolutions and Z moves) and it turned out to be just one big safari zone with nothing to do in it.
>Noooo there's nothing in this area in a creature collecting game except items and creatures
You're both deluded if you think they're on the same level, just the fact alone that for once in the entire series the levels aren't linear and that there's no level scaling puts SV miles ahead of SW&SH. At the very very least SV does actually give you reasons to explore the world beyond capturing pokemons and collecting items with the multiple base assaults, boss fights and gym leaders.
Bullshit it does. SV has NOTHING in the overworld besides the same fricking Pokemon shit we've been doing decades. Don't you even try to explain how that barren lifeless world in SV is anything other than a bland nothing, the choice of "freedom" doesn't change that.
You mean like SV except the entire fricking game?
To the worst Pokemon game?
That's not SV
no that was the fricking nail in the coffin
They know they can keep milking moronic bullshit like this knowing their fan base have been reduced to nothing but degenerate homosexuals with shit tastes.
Yeah but what would the neighbors think?
>Here's your new pokemon anime
yes its real
we couldn't get a TCG anime based on the gameboy games
>no white blonde or ginger
I REFUSE to believe this...
it's unironically over isnt it
I'd rather watch Liko's anime. They just introduced a new brat.
Who? I haven't seen that episode. I saw the Iono one last.
one of the 3 explorer admins introduced in the last episode. Voiced by Ikue Ohtani doing an excellent kusogaki impression as opposed to her iconic Pikachu roles
The new msgk that needs correction.
what the frick???
>even pokemon has succumbed to calarts animation
I am tired. I didn't think I could be any more disappointed in this franchise but here we are.
I keep holding my expectations low with pokemon but apperantly not low enough
How does get worse and worse every year?
gen alpha kino looking lit af to be honest family
Wait which one is this? Cause the new project doesn't look anything like this one at all. At least that one has a cute girl in it.
TCG cartoon, the one you posted is just an SV net anime
>American cartoon
>Japanese cartoon
>Western Globohomosexual slop style animation
Grim….
There’s no way
jehovah's witness kid shows have better animations
This can't be fricking real.
I used to shit on gen 5 mon design but holy shit we were eating good.
At least gen 5 is safe from the time being.
If they make Hilda's ass smaller, I'm officially going to be sad.
How long will It take for the wienersuckers at /vp/ to start defending this shit?
not even looking and I bet it's already happened
/vp/ shits on Pokemon harder than anyone. I don't know where you'd get the idea it's nothing but hardcore fanboys like on Twitter.
Anons on Twitter and /vp/ are already saying that they're funny and are growing on them
It's over
>300 replies
>0 source posted ITT
It's fake isn't it?
No, it's real.
https://www.pokemon.co.jp/ex/sv_dlc/ja/pokemon/230808_08/
series died after usm
Gamefreak has absolutely no idea how to create a console game, it just shows. other console pokemon games were made by different companies
THEY ACTUALLY RIPPED A CONCEPT FROM REDDIT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/11f0nrw/cursed_paradox_entei_and_raikou_im_sorry/
Entei is a cool trigga
I can't imagine how embarrassing it must be to have worked on this game
What gen did pokemon truly die with?
Sword and Shield
I felt the magic was gone by Ruby/ Sapphire, but they were still fun, charming games. Never played beyond that.
Sun and Moon
They still had a lot of charm and effort in them , even if people dislike that gen .
Hell even X/Y was cool for introducing mega evolutions and the first full 3D game. I came into X/Y from Gen 3 tho, so it was fresh for me
It died when BW2 didn't sell so well. It was probably the most effort they ever put into a game but it didn't sell as many copies altogether due to a number of factors with the market at the time and you can kinda tell that the light had been extinguished after that. XY just felt like lesser game and every title after did as well and time as proven that the jump to 3D or the jump to new hardware wasn't a valid excuse.
>Release a DS game when 3DS was out
Their own fault
>It was probably the most effort they ever put into a game
You don’t actually believe this, right? Had you said the original BW then I might’ve agreed but you said BW2
Not him but mind explaining why the games were effortless?
>most effort=effortless
>can you explain how this game that’s apparently a sequel yet has 90% of the maps and dialogue reused with zero new pokemon and an even worse story is effortless?
gee I dunno
It has some new routes 😉
And new cities, and new dungeons, and a new story, and new distribution of pokemon, and new songs, and a new post-game.
You know, just your typical effortless game.
They removes routes
XY had all of that and drastically more. Yet somehow it has less effort according to Unova shills. It’s almost as if you’re a nostalgiatard who can’t actually be objective.
>new game has new content
No way, really? Also where did I say anything about XY you fricking sperg? I swear you Kalos gays lose your minds every time gen 5 even gets mentioned.
Comparing it to a completely new game is stupid. B2W2 was release in the slot reserved for third version, and compared to those it had a lot more content.
>comparing my lazy rehash to a game that actually has effort is stupid! It makes my lazy rehash look bad!
Exactly the point, morono.
>Game has effort because it's new
Can't argue with that logic, guess Scarlet and Violet trully are the peak of Pokemon after all.
As opposed to BW2 which has effort because…….it has some reused maps after the credits? Wow.
It added two new forms, many new towns and cities which is more than Z did
And all the other things I've already said a couple of posts prior that you're ignoring because they don't fit your narrative.
Who said effortless?
You did.
moron
Blocking reused maps from the first game and forcing you to do them after the credits is a new post-game?
it was better getting a third version with barely any changes at all
I didn’t say they were effortless but claiming that a game that recycled 80% of its content is ‘the most effort’ is idiotic
>It was probably the most effort they ever put into a game
This is the funniest bait I’ve seen all week.
Gen 8
Gen 5 had issues (the designs were devise, the linear nature and heavier story focus could be a turn off) but they clearly tried with it.
Gen 6 felt like they either ran out of time or had no idea what the frick they were doing making it a weak entry but it still wasn't trash just subpar
Gen 7 relies way too much on it's shitty story and is too linear and has no fricking post game but it has a really good mon distribution and the island trials at least felt like they were trying something new. It was again subpar but still felt like they were at least somewhat trying.
Gen 8 is irredeemable trash with neutered routes, forced exp share, no post game, cutting pokemon out of the game due to dexit, they look hideous, they scrapped megas and Z moves for a shitty gimmick they would proceed to scrap in the next generation, they're even more heavy handed with story and this time the story is an utter fricking joke, and most of the designs are weak. Gen 8 onwards has just been irredeemable slop. There's plenty to dislike or even hate about gen 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 but at least they felt like they gave a shit.
Pokemon was my first game ever and it feels like game freak is parading around it's corpse and you try to point our how they're defacing something you loved and you just get people screaming at you as if you're insane for not sucking their wieners for ruining something you cared about. They'll eat up disasters like the gen 4 remake and tell you that you're wrong for thinking they're shit compared to HGSS or frick even ORAS. They'll look at how Let's Go was the perfect chance to modernize kanto while keeping it's non-linear options and instead chose to make it a 1:1 tile based copy of the originals and praise it.
I miss Pokemon.
8. About a quarter of the characters are pajeets or actual brown not just colored japs, and the anime even became based on Pokemon GO instead of that game
Gen 6
the first movie
Gen 7.
>bigger focus on plot, which gamefreak cant write
>despite this the cutscenes are beyond pathetic
>the dialogue isn't good in the slightest
>growing focus on boring ass human designs, a trend that has only kept on going since
>growing focus on ugly ass legendaries
>unmemorable music
>got scared as frick of YKW so they shoved rotom into the pokedex, a trend that has continued since
>the anime lol if you actually watch it tried to copy YKW as well
>even the zmoves felt like ripping off soultimates from YKW
>horribly designed region, with 4 islands totally divorced from one another
>next to no dungeons to speak of, the closest it gets is a canyon at the ass end of the game with nothing else before it or after it
>the best part of gen 6, PSS, was turned into an extremely cumbersome plaza that you must sit in and do nothing but wait to get trade/battle requests
Say what you will about gen 6, but all of that games issues were made far worse in gen 7.
>unmemorable music
I actually find myself remembering most of Alola's OST than the synth shit that was most of Kalos' OST. The legendary battle themes for the Tapus, Box legendary and Necrozma, all of Team Skull's themes, Aether Corp's battle theme, even the Elite Four's battle theme. Even this neat little night theme gave me ear worm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzEvew0NIOM
At this point it's a fact Gamefreak are just trying to see how shit and low effort they can get before people actually stop buying Pokemon games.
raikou crossbred with a girafarig?
WHAT THE FRICK DID THEY DO TO RAIKOU
I'm so glad I don't play Pokemon anymore, what fricking shitshow.
This is what was in the tower when it was burned down.
literally every single one of them has multiple hairs colors. why.
If you mean the characters, neither Briar or Lacey have multiple hair colors
still looks worse than a phone game.
Why the long face bro?
Would it kill them to at least stylize the environments a little bit? They could have replaced the stone texture with something scribbled in ms paint, and it would have looked much better. It's like they took a stock texture from a 90s texture pack CD and didn't edit it at all.
Memory issue
I know you're meming but this is probably why the game looks like shit, it's nonstop loading in Pokemon whenever you move like how Minecraft is loading blocks.
Something something small indie company
>tfw despite everything I still can't find it in myself to hate this stupid franchise, only what it's become
It hurts
Skill issue. The games have been unplayable since they went off the 3DS and the Pokemon designs on average are getting worse with each passing year. It will never get better.
long raikou is long
>8 months
>still not fixed
this company is beyond saving
And it never will be
Anon, the team
have other priorities
post your're favorite fanmade designs
Game?
pokemon vega (with the viva las vega patch)
I gave up on Pokemon ages ago, glad to see I haven't missed out on anything since.
bro they just dont care anymore LMAO im convinced they want to kill series before they shutdown
at this point gamefreak should be forced to do a sega and get the fans to make a game because jesus frick these designs are atrocious
SOVL
honestly I'm not surprised anymore
WOAH HEY GUYS WELCOME TO JHOTO GAMES
This design isn't forgivable, Game Freak. I could get over the new mons mostly looking like shit, I could get over the terrible redesigns of the Gen 4 legendaries in PLA, but this? I cannot get over it, its hideous and unironically unacceptable. Its not "cute" like the Executor long version, its not "cool" either, its just fricking ugly.
>paradox Raikou has a long neck making its hair behave like a thundercloud in the sky dropping lighting bolts
I think it's neat, would probably make the neck longer.
The only thing that can save these terrible designs is that the "time machine" being actual bullshit and these pokemon are being made by the turtle disk legendary.