Am I the only one who thinks a Pissing a gallade off would be even worse than pissing off a machamp canonically or any pokèmon simular?
Bro has attack stat to rival a machamp and not only is he just as strong but he also is far smarter and mobile too, And the idea of being cut into peices being left to bleed out is far more horrifying than getting crushed.
Canonically Kyurem eats people
I maintain that weavile is like a little cannibal pygmy frick from the pacific islands that eats people but he lives in snow.
Am I the only one who thinks a Pissing a gallade off would be even worse than pissing off a machamp canonically or any pokèmon simular?
Bro has attack stat to rival a machamp and not only is he just as strong but he also is far smarter and mobile too, And the idea of being cut into peices being left to bleed out is far more horrifying than getting crushed.
Gallade would probably want to join in. Greenhairs are all sick human-obsessed freaks like that.
I refuse to belive Gallade and piccolo are pedo scum Like the professional Nuzlocker.
Go join the 50% green man slandering troon!
They'd suck the shit out of their trainer's ass if he asked nicely enough.
no pokemon is physically stronger than a human and that's canon
>[Machamp] can knock a train flying with a punch. However, it is terrible at delicate work using its fingers.
Name a human that can do that.
Chuck Norris.
I concede.
Chuck Norris can catch Arceus
with no Pokeball
I think I especially like Pokémon that have a unique friendship.
Aw he's smiling 🙂
"Vulpix.EXE"
ALL OF THEM?!
Seeing as he didn't (You) anybody, I'm assuming Piccolo-poster was replying to OP, as in ALL the Pokémon can fricking kill a man
I think a reasonably fit adult has a good chance against magikarp.
Can an adult male survive a Bounce? That shit has a chance of paralysis
Also Flail gets more risky as the fight goes on
Yes
ghost pokemon is known for murdering people
Isn't that pretty much all of them?
In our world? Almost any of them? In the pokeworld? Most humans can do some crazy shit, they're stupid durable too. So it'd be much harder.
Yes theyall