Portal 2

Is this the ultimate soi-core game?
>proto-reddit humor like "um, so that just happened!" and random stuff like "I'm a hecking potato!"
>every robot has a cutesy voice and looks like a funko pop
>main villain is bumbling british robot that hates being called a dum-dum
>"muh soience!"
>the game end with you being serenaded by funko pop robots

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk i still like it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like nostagia brain. most of the puzzles aren't even well done. it's mostly boils down to "find and shoot a hidden portal wall we want you to shoot, because frick freedom and experimentation!"

      >the absolute state of Ganker

      if this game isn't soiboy goyslop, then absolutely nothing is

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soiboy goyslop

        jesus fricking christ do you have any real words to say anon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hidden portal wall
        Imagine that being your takeaway of Portal 2 when most of the walls are non portable except the essentials areas. Thus making it less hidden, but instead more obvious. Have you actually played it?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nostagia brain
        >soiboy goyslop
        and here you are trying to say what is reddit and not lmfao

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"um, ackshually YOU are le reddit!"
          reddit comeback

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"um, ackshually YOU are le reddit!"
            reddit comeback

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              lol, get a load of this midbroken troony

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                no u

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love how you complain about Reddit while simutaneously act like a moronic redditor; you tip your fedora thinking you're making some kind of hot take by saying Portal 2's writing is bad. Your only retort is spewing buzzword after buzzword. If you can't see the reason the irony in you calling other people redditors then I don't know how your meander through your day to day life with this complete lack of self awareness

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                just saying someone is a redditor doesn't make it so, troony. just like a mentally ill man in a dress saying he's a "woman" will not make him a real woman.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                spoken like a true soigaped reddit troony

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            YOUR REDDIT HES REDDIT ~~*SHES*~~ REDDIT IM REDDIT WE'RE ALL REDDIT

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, you had this thread yesterday, play a new episode

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soiboy goyslop
        you should go outside sometimes anon, to much internet isn't good for you.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if this game isn't soiboy goyslop, then absolutely nothing is
        Congratulations, you finally cracked the code!

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the absolute state of Ganker

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up already

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game pre-dated all of those things. You should consider offing yourself.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i-it doesn't count because this is what created the cancer
      that's even worse

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i-it
        Cancer you say?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's created a cancer like you who is trying to be contrarian 12 years after. But I can forgive game for that because homosexuals like you could just kill themselves.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s also made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >artifact fanbase

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guardians of the Galaxy is free on Epic, come home white man.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Epic
        >White

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          who the frick buys $2,400 worth of video games at a time

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            indian money, not dollars anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >January 2021
      Pasta almost three years old.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reverse circlejerk has gone so far that people pretend to dislike Portal now. This board is so moronic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Warioland 4 is the only game you're still allowed to like for some reason.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who asked you to post this? Do you even care about what your posting? Does anything about portal fricking 2 make you feel literally any sort of way that you make a post about why its a reddit game? Everyone on the planet went through a cringe reddit phase. Some get out and some dont. Just fricking stop talking about it for frick sake.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone on the planet went through a cringe reddit phase.
      lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who asked you to post this? Do you even care about what your posting?
      it's called free speech, commie homosexual
      >Does anything about portal fricking 2 make you feel literally any sort of way that you make a post about why its a reddit game?
      yes, all the reddit cringe that also made me give up on the shitty puzzle sections
      > Everyone on the planet went through a cringe reddit phase
      speak for yourself
      >Just fricking stop talking about it for frick sake
      I won't

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're so clearly /misc/brained with no thought of your own. unironically touch grass

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh /misc/

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >/pol
            you have to go back

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hates racists, makes fun of """white""" supremacists being hypocrites
            ???

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              gj confirming you're the soijak

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing but buzzwords and unsubstantiated accusations
        Bar Mitzvah coming up soon I hope?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          huh? this was one of the most israeli things I've ever played

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk you should have a nice day man.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun you moron.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your memes end here

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've always thought this boxart was shit compared to any of valves other box arts

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and you don't even play as a robot. they make you play as some troony instead.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        did i say i was agreeing with you? frick off op

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          seethe harder, cuck

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No hes right. Youre a gay op.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell it's in the co-op campaign, at least do some research before baiting you absolute tard. Little pussy posting this proably 13

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he expects me to drag other people into playing this garbage with me

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That isn't Outer Wilds

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Outer Wilds
      I think you meant Outer Worlds, friendo

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked 1 but 2 was insufferable, yeah.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this horrible quality of bait
    >people will fall for it
    everitim

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      so none of those things about the game are true?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you 2cool to use capital letters or what?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          not a phone poster like (You), Rajeesh

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neither am I. It's simply poor form not to, shitposter-kun

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you still haven't answered the question, lol

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't ask me any

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                so none of those things about the game are true?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That wasn't me. Not that you could've known

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have anymore buzzwords you wanna throw out you fricking spaz?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >soi-core
    >proto-reddit
    Can you people stop making shit up? or at least include a pamphlet or something with your buzzwords?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP thinks he's funny but all he's done is prove how bad his brainrot has progressed.

    sad

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick are these people?
    What brought them here?
    Why post on Ganker?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >49 replies and 2 image replies omitted
      this is why. attention seeking has never been easier.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. Portal Redditors need to go back.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Portal and Portal 2 devised a large component of the reddit identity. They're still good games.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      finally, someone honest. even if I disagree about the "good games" part.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    portal STARTED that entire mindset
    by the time 2 was out it was already firmly planted as reddit 'squee' humor
    borlderlands also came out inbetween them which was the exact same thing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd honestly forgive it if the puzzles were any good. but they were all shockingly linear. using a chair to get into a vent in the first game is the only case of the game letting you think and solve problems your own way.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Portal 2 does feel reddit as frick but that's pretty much entirely because of Wheatley.

      Anyone who has actually played Portal 1 will remember how much subdued the humour was. Case in point "the cake is a lie" was literally a bunch of scribbles on a wall. That was it. Every insistence of it being some annoying wacky meme is completely dependant on what the fanbase did with it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how much subdued the humour was
        99% of the humor in Portal 1 is spoken directly to you. The other 1% is Hoopy the Hoop.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chrono Trigger and Kirby exist

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if you people ignored all the posts that used a buzzword...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then "discussion" would never happen on Ganker

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        And that's a good thing

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any game that promotes the aesthetics of scientism, which is a babylonian nihilist death cult, is Reddit.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I just wanna stick my wiener in Glad0s robo-pussy uuunnnggggggg

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was alright for the time, this kind of humor wasnt so overused. HL:Alyx is way worse on it.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it came out in 2011 so its allowed to be that way. you were doing way cringier shit in 2011 like shitting your pants in your third grade classroom OP.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Portal 2 is great you're just gay

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soi-core? You know how old Portal 2 is? Black person this game has been made before you were even born

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      soi shit has been around for a long time. and 2011 isn't even that old.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soi shit has been around for a long time

        The soi meme didn't even exist back in 2011.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >soi shit only started existing once someone made a meme about it
          so much coping itt

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm more partial to mackerel anyway

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      soi shit has been around for a long time. and 2011 isn't even that old.

      fallout 2 was already hardcore soicore before reddit itself was even a thing

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    cringiest post of the year so far
    have a nice day as soon as you can OP

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s Baldur’s Gate 3 and Saint’s Row [reboot] in equal parts.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main villain is bumbling british robot that hates being called a dum-dum
    Imagine the existential crysis if you were created to be the dumbest fricking thing ever. Oh wait, you already shoud know it by now.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Portal 2 is definitely a case of what made Portal 1 work and running it into the ground, especially in terms of writing and humor.
    I can tell you now what Portal 1 was about, it was about being a human lab rat caught in a maze created by a malicious AI and escaping. I genuinely couldn't tell you what the hell happened in Portal 2. It was all over the fricking place. There's a British AI for some reason who stutters a lot and says wacky things, and beyond that it's just a series of setpieces and holding the player hostage until the next scene plays. The actual gameplay is pushed way to the background. And then fricking JK Simmons says a bunch of nonsequitors about lemons and shower curtains and HOLY SHIT just shut the frick up.
    Portal 2 definitely took the franchise in such a bad direction it's evident by the lack of subsequent releases, even though in theory you could just keep making portal puzzles forever and releasing them as games as long as you kept a down-to-earth semi-humorous comedy backdrop that doesn't scream in your face like it did in Portal 2.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snippets are coming back to me now, in the end you make a portal to the fricking moon to beat the bad guy.
      Holy shit this game didn't know what to do with itself.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the puzzles are worse as well.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie this is the game that start it that but it was light hearted fun not condescending reddit garbage.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually am okay with young people and "zoomers" having their opinion on things but this is the second day in a row OP has made a thread bashing Portal and quite frankly its just beyond moronic. If OP were over the again of 20 he'd know that both 1 and 2 were, and still are, pretty universally loved for what they introduced to the gaming world and he'd at the very least understand the cultural importance of these two games. But, nah, OP is a zoomer homosexual with terrible opinions just echoing some shitty take he saw here on Ganker about how everything is "soi" and "reddit". All I know is that when I was OPs age I wasn't so hiveminded that I couldn't form my own opinions about things I liked/didn't like. I'm not even really angry or upset, just disappointed and sad for the younger generation. They'll never be able to truly form their own opinion about anything without it already being influenced by something they saw on social media somewhere. Truly sad state of the world.

    Here's Portal RTX (Portal 1 with Ray Tracing added) on my old ultrawide monitor. It looked insane.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your game soi nostalgia game sucks, Millennicuck.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gnarly

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the game that made Valve stop making single player experiences because they couldn't get away with monetizing it for cosmetics.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember that there were cosmetics in the co-op mode, but no one really cared about them.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    *shoves spork up your urethra* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF p00n

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than animetrash

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      saying something is better than troonyme isn't saying much

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    STFU homosexual

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know how to fix energy pellets not showing up right in community test chambers? It's always a purple checkerboard for me, despite having both games installed and even HL2 if that mattered?
    Also do people who make the actually good chambers use hammer or something because the in-game editor has like no decorating options in it.

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