>Post-apocalyptic Hyrule is filled with female travelers exploring its barren lands
What’s stopping sexually frustrated Hylian men from ambushing these cuties and raping them on the side of the road?
>Post-apocalyptic Hyrule is filled with female travelers exploring its barren lands
Free Gerudo pussy on tap for anyone willing to ask.
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sexually frustrated Gerudo women ambushing those men and raping them on the side of the road?
No minorities to do such a thing?
but hylia is blacker and more dysgenic than ever before
>hurf durf le sBlack folk
>but also I'm obsessed with rape and love it and constantly think about it when playing my children's games.
This is known as 'projection.'
whats stopping you from raping a bokoblin?
They're too cute.
Do you want a prolapsed rectum? The moblins would rape you right back
moblins don't reproduce sexually, they spontaneously spawn when the memory is dumped
It is kind of cool that they found a way to fold that into the lore.
makes sense, someone clearly chopped all their wieners off between the Imprisoning War and TotK
Those are loincloths dummy
yeah like I'm gunna believe some random idiot on the internet
>What’s stopping sexually frustrated Hylian men from ambushing these cuties and raping them on the side of the road?
SERIOUS ANSWER:
The light of the triforce that fills them with happiness and contentment, this godly light drives away evils like feminism and all men can find godly women who are willing to love each other without raping women in the hills.
>SERIOUS ANSWER:
the triforce isn't a thing in nu zelda
for me it's the violinnist irl
Cutie Benny.
>benny
i don't think that's female
People of hyrule are just inheritenly good people. Nobody even locks their doors, for example. In universe, shared experiences of hardship have probably brought hylians together where everyone naturally looks out for each other like family, you see this kind of thing to an extent in some real life cultures.
Hyrule is always portrayed as this humble utopia where everyone just lives off the land and the royal family doesn't really even govern anything so much as they voluntarily maintain a strong national defense to protect it's people from invaders that usually are monsters and not other humans. Ganker of course is moronic and has no imagination so they think that Hyrule is similar to whatever shitty medieval culture myths they read in school
if people were shitty it wouldnt be worth saving 20 times.
Exactly. morons here think Zelda is some game of thrones lite thing when it's a fricking stylish fairy tale
Built for Bokoblin wiener.
>Hyrule is always portrayed as this humble utopia where everyone just lives off the land and
In earlier games, shop keepers are legally in the right to murder you with lightning magic if you steal from them. And that's how the utopia of Hyrule was born. Learn anything, America?
>Bokoblin wiener.
I don't get how people are gay for Bokoblins at all
Shit is gross
How do you know they arent raped a lot? Perhaps they just like it and keep on going travelling
The Hylian men are busy getting ambushed and raped by Gerudo that failed the "Voe and You" class, duh.
They're not muttland women, they've toughened up since they mive in constant conflict with monsters, so a fricking incel like you wouldn't be able to touch them
I've seen many adventurers struggle with bokoblins. Luckily the game says every can't die, they just get knocked unconscious
>they've toughened up since they mive in constant conflict with monster
Then why do those buttholes keep losing in the raid events? Those guys are specifically going for a fight and they all go down before I even finish with a red bokoblin.
The men are busy rebuilding Hyrule.
Hylians are inherently good people but also tend to lean on kind of dumb side.
>The three Gerudos gossiping about how big they think the Hero's "sword" is
What did nintendo mean by this?
Regular men who have sex and have spoken to women don't feel desire to rape
Do you want that to happen?
>What’s stopping sexually frustrated Hylian men from ambushing these cuties and raping them on the side of the road?
They're afraid Nintendo will sue them for modding adult content into the game.
White skin
>They literally have an Entire race of women that are educated and mandated with BREEDING AND MARRYING else their race dies off.
>they go about asking men for marriage and sex
Why would hylian men even consider hylian women for a date when Gerudo literally serve their pussy on a silver plater?
I think rape does happen, at least it seems women in Gerudo town are educated about it
That's Breath of the Wild so I think she was referring to the roving giant laser bots.
There's pretty much nothing more pathetic than fricking Gankerirgins joking and talking about rape like it's preferable to consensual sex.
Half of them are Yiga in disguise.