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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine getting filtered so hard by the best Alien game and best Alien media since the first two movies. It makes a canon trilogy with them.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, it should be much lower.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make a scale from 1 to 10
      >call 5 Bad
      Are there bigger clowns that video games "reviewers"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just how Americans score things

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I personally believe it's a video game issue, and it comes down to length and interaction. You watch a 5 out of 10 movie, and you only wasted an hour or two of your time and may have still enjoyed aspects of it, or it was so bad it's good.

        With games, you could be spending dozens of hours on them, and any game is far more repetitive compared to a book or movie. If the game is jank in any way, it'll become a slog to go through as you're doing the same annoying things over and over for those dozens of hours. Even good games are repetitive. It's almost impossible not to make a game that is mechanically repetitive.

        It's easier to sit through a bad movie than it is to sit through an entire simply decent game. A lot of people already struggle sitting through the entirety of great games as is due to repetition and burn out.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but video game reviews have a big problem.
          You see, you mentioned movies. A movie that has 5/10 score can still be fun, good, and if you say it's one of the best movies you've seen some moron will call you a contrarian. Movies with 7/10 score are, in most cases, pretty good.
          Games with overall score of 7/10 are something that most people avoid. 7/10 is reserved for only the ''hardcore fans'' of the series or genre, maybe 6/10 as well, while 5 and below are labeled as pure dogshit that should be avoided at all cost. That is the problem with vidya reviews and scores. Scores from 1 to 5 are basically identical and meaningless.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd give Drakengard a 5 out of 10, and it is one of my favorite games of all time. 1-5 aren't identical scores at all. It's just that most people avoid them because they don't want to put a ton of time in janky buggy experience.

            If I could watch a movie that bugged out a lot and corrupted my save, forcing me to start the movie over or not loading in certain actors properly then nobody would watch any movie below a 6 either and it'd be rated the same way games are.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's why game ratings don't need a scale of 1-10. 1-5 is more than enough. Easier to get an idea whether you should or not play a game. 4-5 play it. 3 only for long time fans/you might like it. 1-2 avoid.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's how schools in most of Europe grade things. 5 is insufficient (you didn't pass) 6 is sufficient (you passed) 7 is ok, 8 is good, 9 is very good, 10 is perfect, 0-4 are different shades of trainwreck.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, it does say "bad".

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    G4.
    >Morgan ManJaw Webb called Beatmania a "Guitar Hero rip-off"
    What a joke of a channel. Tech TV died for this.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No man's sky is good though

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its like they flaunt how corrupt the ranking system is in your face

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always count on IGN

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow tactics?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lel
        Miasma Chronicles, it's written there.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Genuinely thought that was the name of the site, my bad

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sadly, it's eurogamer.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >devs named The Bearded Ladies
          They never had a chance...

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine them funding garbage like Hyenas but not a sequel to Alien:Isolation

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did but quickly cancelled it

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's also a throwaway transphobic line in a diary entry about the author not caring if drugs cause them to grow boobs that made me distinctly uncomfortable.
    Isn't that the opposite of transphobic?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't expect mentally ill people to have any semblance of logic.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Polygon gives Tropico 5 a bad score because the reviewer is offended by the game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a game about playing third world dictator lacks compassion

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Polygon gives Tropico 5 a bad score because the reviewer is offended by the game.

        Conception 2 as well.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair conception was a pretty shit game, even if you're into anime

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a fair score, the game was purely just aesthetic

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heroes of the Storm's dev team put the fricking moronic 6.5/10 review from IGN in their game multiple times because it was so laughably bad
    Man this game was based, not surprising when you see pictures of the now-dissolved dev team and it's all beardfats, chads, and stacies

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can throw out any review that uses scores outside the normal 1-10 scale. The difference between 7.7 and 7.8 is meaningless.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's right though. It's a shitty minigame/puzzle simulator with dogshit puzzles. Overstays it's welcome by a huge margin and it's boring. Amnesia The Bunker is Alien Isolation done right.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why doesn't this SRPG have Mii support and motion controls >:(

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This should just be an IGN thread instead

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was the review that made me permanently dismiss video game critics opinions.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      all true observations
      I fail to see the issue

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eurogamer game reviewer Ed Zitron awarded the game a rating of 2 out of 10.[64] However, this review was not received well as it contained several basic gameplay description errors, and Darkfall lead developer Tasos Flambouras claims that game server logs show that the Eurogamer reviewer played the game for under three hours, a claim denied by the writer.[65] Eurogamer's subsequent offer to compromise by commissioning a second opinion review[66] (by noted games critic Kieron Gillen) was declined by Flambouras,[67] but was carried out anyway, being awarded 4/10.[68]

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember some guy at ign and Angry Ignacio got in a argument over a tenth of a point from their titanfall review

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is a little long but mediocre it is not.

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