Post evolutions that are actually better than what we got

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It just gets bigger

      >It doesn’t just get bigger
      Obviously two different posters but I find it funny.

      Personally, Farigiraf’s concept makes perfect sense since the heads are more co-operative yet still not 100% harmonious. Dudunsparce’s works because Dunsparce is already meant to be a joke and Dudunsparce just continues on it without feeling mean sprited.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I started liking Farigiraf a lot more when I realized that it has vertical symmetry instead of horizontal symmetry
        I still think Dudunsparce is an utter waste of a pokemon though. if they wanted dunsparce to be an underwhelming jokemon they should have just kept it as one instead of wasting an evolution on lazily copypasting the exact same design so they could go "haha you guys wanted dunsparce to evolve into something? well you're stupid!"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dudunsparce’s works because Dunsparce is already meant to be a joke and Dudunsparce just continues on it without feeling mean sprited.
        Dunsparce's "joke" was never that it was shitty or lazy design like something such as Diglett.
        This is such a braindead and moronic cope, and it really showcases the general idiocy of this fanbase.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit

      Dun-Drampa

      huge shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      decent

      here is a regional variant and evolution

      way too busy but i can see why someone would like it

      https://i.imgur.com/sx6offA.png

      I'll start

      not every dunsparce evolution is turning it into a dragon
      we could've gotten any actual design that isn't just dunsparces stapled together, the only people who like dudunsparce are not fans of the original or just too far in denial that a mon they like was denied an actual evolution

      bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bad.

      Anything's better than Dudunsparce, and it keeps the doofy look of Dunsparce. Passable.

      Garbage.

      here is a regional variant and evolution

      Garbage.

      it's been a while

      Overdesigned and bad. Actual waifumons are less brazen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A little too much like Lapras but I like it. Changing the highlights from blue to orange is a cool idea.

    • 11 months ago
      sexo

      dunsparce true evo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not every dunsparce evolution is turning it into a dragon
      we could've gotten any actual design that isn't just dunsparces stapled together, the only people who like dudunsparce are not fans of the original or just too far in denial that a mon they like was denied an actual evolution

      Shit taste

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread start waiting room

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No it has to stay with the clown motif and just get bigger, it can't be a different performer type, I'm totally better than Gayme Freak designers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        as a fan of clown type characters i was incredibly, massively dissapointed when popplio dropped the one singular aspect that made it appeal to me instantly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No it has to change its inspiration midway through, it can't expand upon the original theme, I love the taste of Gayme Freak semen

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunsparce does NOT need to be a dragon, and Dudunsparce was a good evolution that added more of a good thing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You weren't saying this pre-2022

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cared about Dunsparce before 2022

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not every dunsparce evolution is turning it into a dragon
      we could've gotten any actual design that isn't just dunsparces stapled together, the only people who like dudunsparce are not fans of the original or just too far in denial that a mon they like was denied an actual evolution

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not every evo is turning it into a dragon
        >Shows a dragon
        Cringe

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a snake you fricking moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a snake eating it's own tail
          admittedly i didn't notice the dragon typing when i downloaded this but if by "dragon" you meant turning it into a feral beast then hoopsparce is not one of them
          have this one then, it's still super goofy without being lazy and downright malicious to fans of the original

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love this fat frick. Only good alternative to Dudunsparce for me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        would be better if it didn't have the head and was full hoop

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hoop snake is a such a western thing, though. I always thought that a Dunsparce evolution would have it be fatter and flatter.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ouroboros has been featured in multiple recent Nintendo games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitty bait is shitty, but I genuinely hate this argument
      >it's already perfect so it's more of that perfect
      First of all you don't know what perfect means. Second of all while not everything needs to be gayrados it doesn't mean they shouldn't be loved, you can claim all you want you think the design is genius but hiding your extreme laziness behind buttholery by giving a mon that long deserved love a punch in the face is downright evil.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shitty counter argument is shitty. Not once did I mention "perfect"; I simply said "good". I didn't claim Dunsparce to be perfect, and I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion. I also never mentioned Gyarados, any form of allegory or comparison to such divergent evolutions in a praiseworthy manner, nor did I mention anything about it not deserving love. Whatever fictional evil you believe exists here is not present, and you simply wrote all of that for the sake of disagreeing in a harsh tone for no real sensible reason.

        Dunsparce has key details that make it plenty unique. Most prominent is that it's a stubby snake, likely based on the Japanese tsuchinoko. Next is its drill tail, which works from an evolutionary standpoint as the pokemon is capable of retreating backwards; a thing snakes tend to not be very good at. Third, it has tiny wings, and that's cute as hell. Finally, it has an appealing color scheme that, while not using complimentary colors, is still easy on the eyes while helping it stand out among its fellow Gen 2 Pokemon. Of course, it's not perfect, but it was plenty lovable. It was designed in such a way that it would work as merchandise. Sure, it didn't have the popularity it likely deserved, and its representation in the anime wasn't all that good, but from a design point, Dunsparce was fine as it is.

        Dudunsparce was an oddball pick of an evolution, but it takes all of the previously mentioned traits and dials them up. We get a longer snake, a bigger drill tail, and extra wings. It even has a pointless yet neat additional form that serves no purpose outside of vanity. You get more Dunsparce, and that's all Dudunsparce is. That's fine as a concept, and while the general opinion on Dudunsparce sways between "I like it" and "I hate it" with no real middle ground, the fact remains that it's not a bad design in theory. We could have gotten WAY worse, but we didn't.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Egoist Anon doesn't understand figurative speech, more at twelve. Sometimes I should remember I'm talking with people not of age, at least mentally.
          Especially because, and first, no, you're wrong and I don't think you know what dialing up means. No traits is enhanced, at all, as they're on the other hand literally repeated, and repetition without variation easily produce monotony. You don't get more dunsparce, you get more pieces of dunsparce and that is what it is, it's a boring ass design that doesn't further in any way the original, a carbon-copy without any art put in. We could have had worse but we could have had better, and this is one of those cases when pretty much anything else would be better because at least it would be something, as it stands this is objectively a huge downgrade design wise simply because it insults its roots without bringing anything to the table.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Finally, an actually decent opinion

          It’s fine to not like Dudunsparce, but to whinge that it doesn’t fit the same aesthetic that Dunsparce has is just being contrarian

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      my eyes hurt it's so bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for starting the thread.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where? That post soiled the thread.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ignore him, there's a lot of genwars bait involving samurott for some reason

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Where?
          The design that can use its swords properly.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            samurott is a natural creature, it uses the horn to impale prey in the water

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >samurott is a natural creature
              Natural creatures don’t evolve to be WORSE at fighting.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's adapted to underwater

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s adapted to be worse at fighting

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >creature born to fight both on land AND water regresses to fighting efficiently only in water

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's mainly adapted to water.
                it's a mammal so it's still gotta go on land to breathe, but mainly it skewers fish on it's horn or stabs larger prey with it to eat

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s mainly adapted to be worse at fighting

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s mainly adapted to be better at fighting in the water
                Yes anon thats literally the point of the design, not that hard to digest for your pea-sized brain.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's just Samurott underwater

                please stop feeding the trolls
                unless you're also form discord, controlled opposition or whatever

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >creature adapted to fighting in water just like any other water type pokemon
                and I thought samurott couldn't be more mediocre

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Zero reading comprehension
                >Cattura.png
                Just ESL Things from this notorious schizospammer.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Zero reading comprehension
                yeah because what was written was so stupid that i got a stroke

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Samurott doesn't look like it can swim or walk well

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                pretty much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bait image from satan himself

      /thread

      actual good redesign

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      digit obsessed tard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      drawn with windows 3.2 ms paint

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for starting the thread.

      >Where?
      The design that can use its swords properly.

      >these are the morons who call your favorite mon "le bad design"
      Kys, deviantart shitters.

      /thread

      Literally samurott attacking, dumbass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally samurott attacking, dumbass
        she literally never does that in game, dumbass

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How a mon attacks ingame is how they would attack 100% of the time
          Cool so Blastoise doesn't shoot water out of its cannons then?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cool so Blastoise doesn't shoot water out of its cannons then?
            consindering the fact gamefreak never bothered to animated it then yeah

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >shitty animators onmatter when I'm not shitting on my boogeymon

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                only* matter, apologies

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    here is a regional variant and evolution

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    /thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's just Samurott underwater

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually decent bipedal samurott redesign compared to the abomination above it, nice.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just Samurott if he wasn't hobbled
      Discordgays have a point though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Samurott can already strike this exact pose, look cool, and not look like a /vp/ contrived centaur.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Facts

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek why did they gave it these stumpy baby arms if he was going to use it's swords

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a dramatic manga angle, autist. Notice his feet being super small in that shot.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick did this thread evolve into samurott arguing
    WHY THE FRICK IS THERE SO MUCH SAMUROTT ARGUING

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      samurottgays got butthurt too easily and samurotthater enjoy in making fun of it from what i learned

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      New discord raider topic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      mostly because of two autists who can't stop loving each other

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's one guy who is eternally assblasted about samurott

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, assblasted trying to defend it.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread about posting fanmade designs
    >someone posts alternate samurott
    >samurottgays gets butthurt and turn it into a hatewar thread because they can't stand someone hating her samurotterino
    Every single time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems way more like someone can't stand someone liking a design they deem "objectively" flawed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thread about posting fanmade designs
      >someone posts alternate samurott
      >everyone else starts laughing at how shit it is
      >anti-samurottgay gets butthurt and starts flipping out
      ftfy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in both versions the samurottgays are the one who starts the flame war
        lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          laughing at a moron being moronic isn't starting a flamewar, moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >laughing
            *seething

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              your redesign is shit dude, no two ways about it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gamefreak's bootlicker
                opinion discarded

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                stay mad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Stay mad!!
                lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                stay mad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok bootlicker

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                staymad™

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok bootlicker™

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                stay mad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok Bootlicker

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is stupid

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you're very stupid i'm glad you noticed

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up, moron
                >a-at least I'm not AS stupid as y-
                Shut up moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                work on your comeback game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                why? you don't deserve it

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's been a while

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is genuinely complete shit and you should feel bad for posting it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

    • 11 months ago
      sexo

      is a human...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ofcourse all i readed was nonsense

  11. 11 months ago
    Marioipod13

    Wobbobomburst

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick is that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wobbobomburst

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks a little more like wobbomshit to me
          tell this tripgay fella wobbuffet is one of the best desgins in the history of all earth

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunsparce’s evolution is based because it appeals to people who already liked Dunsparce instead of bandwagoning npcs who want to pretend they liked it all along like what happened with Primeape and Impidimp.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      something tells me you don't actually like dunsparce and you're only saying you do
      i actually liked dunsparce way before SV and i genuinely felt insulted at the reveal of dudunsparce

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i actually liked dunsparce way before SV
        No you didn’t.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          but i did?
          i liked snakes and shit as a kid so by extension i liked dunsparce & learned about tsushinoko, thought it was pretty cool

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      as someone who loves kabuto but was kind of dissapointed by kabutops, i fricking love this thing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love this dumb dinosaur, it would look better with some darker blues I think. I really like how its mouth is the fossil, having a mouth beneath that would look weird

      it's been a while

      This is terrible as a redesign but really sick as some sort of avatar, a lot of thought was put into this
      God damn there are only a couple of redesigns since everyone is whining post more!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he’s so stupid
      I love him dearly

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    With the amount of seething Dudunsparce apparently still causes, I'd say it's a pretty good evo. It's hilarous that some people are interpreting it as a malicious attack on Dunsparce fans or some stupid shit like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean you can’t really blame some people for thinking that. Even if Game Freak can’t actually look a fan designs, they had to know they Dunsparce was one of the most anticipated concepts for a Pokémon. Even just looking at Dunsparce it looks incomplete (closed eyes, small wings)
      The people expecting a dragon, or Gyarados-expy were dreaming but something like another snake yokai would have been interesting. Even as someone who’s fine with it just being Dunsparce but bigger, we didn’t even really get that, Dunsparce didn’t get bigger it got copy-pasted and it looks weird and something about the segments looks uncomfortable and unnatural.
      And honestly, considering Game Freak treats some Pokémon, It wouldn't be to surprising if Dudunsparce was an intentional troll.
      Though I don’t really care since the most memorable part of Dududsparce for is Dunsparce being able to use Eviolite now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's so many shitty fanevos for Dunsparce but I'd still take any of them before this stupid shit. Such a genuinely shit design.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you cope, mald, and seethe about it until the end of your days, you joyless slag of a human.
        Dudunsparce is great.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't, and I'll be fine because Dunsparce is still untainted in the good games. Meanwhile you'll waste $60 (soon to be $70) every year playing this trash only for Dudunsparce to be cut every other game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I totally adore dudunsparce, especially with the constant hunts for a three seg. like, that's just what it is, a dud.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the official art for this thing (and most of the gen) is garbage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being more divisive than even the absolute worst gen 4 evos makes it a good evo
      huh?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not malicious, just lazy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      love reading philistines seething over her. imagine not getting how perfect it is for the dullness pokemon to become redundance; just conceptual pleasure. one of the few based gf design choices.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 11 months ago
    truteal
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      terrible

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i really love this
        the name, the dimorphism, the avian posture

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s so much better than Sirfetch’d ever could be. We were robbed bros…

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dudunsparce is the worst Pokémon they’ve ever created

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just a fricking seal that makes bubbles and the thing sticks for the whole line

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was a clown seal with a frill and a clown nose, like those performing circus seals that balance balls on their nose and honk horns and shit
      probably a cruel basis but i dont really care cause i love clown characters

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know these are supposed to be mega evolutions, but I would much rather have one of these Bisharp evos than what we got.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      meh really don't like those, but then again i never liked mega evolution as a whole
      it's a quite a few dex slots, but we should've gotten the full chess set, that's literally one of the only reasons i liked bisharp line to begin with. giant steel chess pieces made of knives.
      honestly i'm fine with kingambit just pissed we didn't get an alternate female queen evolution or at the very least made kingambit 100% male

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dragonite mega turns it back into dragonair
      dragonairgays are truly the most insufferable fanbase for a single pokemon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        every mega design for Dragonite has this same idea in one way or another.
        I agree with you.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amen to that. I only really care for the geode Golem and centaur knight Bisharp.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that centaur bisharp is 1,000,000x better than shoganite or whatever the flying frick its called

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dundunsparce apologists are so weird to me
    >but it's SUPPOSED TO BE DUMB AND POINTLESS
    okay then don't give it an evo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no STOPPPPP having dunsparce evolve into a shitty knockoff dunsparce is GOOD
      we CANT have two good pokemon in the same line with distinct identities it HAS to be a joke

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dundunsparce detractors are so weird to me
    >but it's SUPPOSED TO BE LE EBIN DRAGON AND COOL LOOKING!!
    okay then go use a different pokemon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay, I'll use dunsparce instead, since it wasn't designed to be a lazy waste of a dex slot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll use dunsparce instead, since it wasn't designed to be a lazy waste of a dex slot

        HOLY FRICK the level of COMPLETE FRICKING INSANITY dundunsparce haters are on

        yes, the 425bst shitmon with a 1% encounter rate in a single room of a single cave of gold and silver wasn't just dex filler!!!!

        what kind of pretend grand lore did you make up for dunsparce in your autism filled brain?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >dudunsparce is amazing and made and for the REAL fans of dunsparce!
          >no stop you can't like dunsparce it's an awful shitmon!!!!
          which is it you schizo

          nice reddit spacing by the way

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one hates Dunsparce more than Dudunsparcegays. (aka just Gen 9 shills)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shill proving that every dudunsparce apologist actually does hate dunsparce
          lmfao thanks moron

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people are probably going to complain since it's still bipedal but I really like this, I think the pirate motif is really cool the hat symbols are clever. Also the hair on the 3rd Evo is nice it looks like that guy from the pirates of the Caribbean

      >finally a frickable Jynx

      This was posted in another thread I love this redesign. I completely forgot smoochum was baby Mon of jynx, that's such a weird pokemon to give a baby pre evolution. Hopefully people start drawing this design outside of Ganker cause I think it's really neat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who would complain about a bipedal bird?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          People who think that being a bird is a job somehow - while also forgetting about Empoleon existing because its their childhood nostalgia, therefore it doesn't count or something like that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What job does Empoleon have, schizo?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's an Emperor you dip

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where can I find professional Emperors? It surely seems like a regular old job, right?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Before Jules Caesar memed it into another synonym for inheritable dynasty, the title of Emperor used to be an elected position you know.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Regardless, it's not a fricking job. Empoleon references Napoleon specifically.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what do you think the "emp" part stands for, ESL-kun?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                A reference to the emperor penguin.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron thinks kingler is a king
                No part of Empoleon's design even reflects an emperor, only Napoleonic references like French attire

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mate, its name and design are inspired by emperor penguins, which are real animals.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the difference is that empoleon has some actual subtlety to its design, which modern gen starters are deathly allergic to

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it'd be passable if it weren't for those hideous featherhands

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the featherhands on the 3rd evo, not really on the 2nd

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally a frickable Jynx

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he's STILL assblasted over samurott
    give it a rest dude

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually love the idea behind this split evolution line.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      max friendship should be a ghost type, max affection passion form

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This might blow your brains but even jobmons don't have jobs they just resemble it

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You start.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >There's so much anti-biped starter ree it has literally gaslit people into forgetting all birds are bipeds.
    I think its them having knees instead of bird legs is what seems to be the main issue…

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