Post more Autism like this please

Post more Autism like this please

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the appeal.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      oooauughhhh... big numbre.....

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any turn trick+Shivering Touch+Contport XP cube
      Or for martials, SRweapon (or touch ac buffed) the ironheart capeport charged XP cube.
      If DM ignores planar rules, possibly a large enough Hurlers world yeet XP cube too.

      Magazine gimmick to see how many people can figure out the obvious weaknesses at best, dumb autism otherwise.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shivering Touch
        Constructs don't take ability damage, and like most golems the neutronium golem has infinite spell resistance.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mexican hands made this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 hour fan fiction

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you don't even know the half of it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Those view numbers
          For fricks sake

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a typical 5E 3rd level encounter.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sad part is, that "encounter" is probably solved in a single round by the castergays too. God modern DnD is such shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a typical 5E 3rd level encounter.

        Either play the actual game if you want to talk about or stop talking, I don't care which.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Modern? See the saves? That's 3rd Ed dumbass, over 20 years old. It's immune to magic and any spell like abilities. I'd say summon something and send it in with a portable hole and a bag of holding, but it's a full round cast. Someone is going to have to ready an action to pass off the implosion.
        Anyone have any other ideas for things without saves that might deal with this thing?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ego whip minimum damage is 1 point of charisma damage, so it makes its save and still falls unconscious. Unless there's some dumbass mega epic neener neener ability that prevents powers under some arbitrary level from affecting it.
          I can't remember, are constructs immune to ability damage in 3.5?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And yes it's immune to anything allowing spell resistance, but I always played with the magic/psionic split so one doesn't affect the other.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It has construct traits and is mindless.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure a 9721st Level Magic User can figure out how to put it down.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off worst troll.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Force cage.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can find both pdfs online, or are you telling us you are incapable of using google?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao
      definitely using one of these at some point

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question is, will you allow a player to play this as their character?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it does have LA

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ridiculous thing is, shit like OP is not that different from 3.5 epic level book, or deities and demigods. books and books with outrageous stats for terminal level D&D megautists
    it's some magnitude levels above, sure, but it's the same kind of mental illness

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's some magnitude levels above
      As far as I know, only three monsters in official 3e books break the 1000 HP mark, that being Hecatonchires (1048), Phaethon (1392) and Xixecal (1686).

      If you include dragon magazine though, you get the time dragon which at its greatest age category has 3700.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >As far as I know, only three monsters in official 3e books break the 1000 HP mark, that being Hecatonchires (1048), Phaethon (1392) and Xixecal (1686).
        Pretty sure some of the continent-sized vermin in the same book also get to that level.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah I forgot about those, they indeed have ridiculous HP but a party with flight (In other words any party with a level in the double digits) can easily whittle one down.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, a fellow True Munchkin enjoyer!

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasnt there a neutron dragon or some shit?

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