there's at least a few good ones that i wish were in older dexes, can't say the same for gen 9 aside from maybe wo-chien. pretty dogshit overall though.
They have Gigamax forms, which count as much if not more than a cross-gen evo, which counts as a new generation mon. I don't see the point
Besides how is it unrealistic that galarians like kanto mons more than greedent and inteleon? In real life Anglo poxons like indians and asians more than their own and have literally 0 culture if we ignore the imported ones.
>They have Gigamax forms, which count as much if not more than a cross-gen evo, which counts as a new generation mon
anon, you and i both know that's not true
and even if it was, the posters only show the base forms.
>Besides how is it unrealistic that galarians like kanto mons more than greedent and inteleon?
That's exactly it, the fact that Galar Pokemon are so badly designed and fundamentally unappealing that Galarians would rather dicksuck KANTOOOOOOOmons is pathetic >In real life Anglo poxons like indians and asians more than their own and have literally 0 culture if we ignore the imported ones.
Real life Bongland being a pahetic waste of space doesn't mean Galar should be? Unova didn't charge you for Pokemon Center visits.
The mistake was choosing UK for a setting in the first place when theres places like Egypt, India, China, south america, italy and more to make something actually worth.
Gen 5 in fact had to resort to asian mythologies anyway
Also anglo saxons arent even... italy and south america have an immense more amount of pokemon players than britoids. And lets not mention irish. Are there even irish that play pokemon. cmon now
Linearity has never bothered me at all. Youre acting as if the entire game is a straight line, it's pathetic. Besides this area is like the most irrelevant in the entire game, I wouldnt even remember it if it didnt get reposted so much.
>Youre acting as if the entire game is a straight line
it is
and the issue with the screenshot isn't even the fact that the game is linear, it's the fricking free legendary that stands right in front of you during the story because they were too lazy to make new dungeons
I actually hate when things that make 100% sense arent included or have another thing (such as typings).
For once, this is pathetic. Maybe gamefreak had good reasons for it, though, but most likely not. Pathetic is a bit strong here though, considering how many infinite stuff they had to program and think of in X and Y.
Incineroar doesn't learn Incinerate either. I don't think this is a big deal though.
Pokemon that share similar names with Moves or Abilities will pop up in some languages, not in others.
Yeah Gamefreak spin offs are something so pointless. They even made one with SEGA and it did was as irrelevant as a side SEGA console game. What even is the point of doing these? Its not like they actually try at making them relevant
I hate how people say the bottom one is better just because it made some shitmon big for no reason and has only 200 mons battle sim instead of 1000 jrpg adventure like top but that doesn’t matter to doomborts
>why is the literal largest Pokemon (aside from Eternatus, whose entire shtick is that it's the origin of Dynamax) being depicted as a gargantuan creature?
The cruelest example for me is New Mauville in ORAS. It was one of my favorite dungeons in the original games, and they fricking neuter it in the remake.
Because the path is the ultrawormhole minigame AND the entire pony island you absolute imbeciles which is something with more gameplay than 97% of all pokemon mainline up to then and the rest 3% is X AND Y alone.
Black person your tastes are downie shit and your very existence is pathetic. No point in seething downie tears over complex things your autismo brains cannot reach
Dexcut, map design of sumo and later entries, lies, masudas teeth, shit animations, getting mogged and railed by palworlds tiny team of young adults and middle school aged buttholes, forcing the worst visual novels of any game I've seen.
This is when I realized Pokemon as I knew it was dead. Megas didn't exist to bring weaker, older Pokemon up to speed, it was primarily to make popular Pokemon even moreso. To make popular weaker Pokemon stronger instead of Pokemon who deserved buffs more than them. This is a popular pseudo legendary who's an incredible Pokemon and it got given a Mega just because of its popularity and even then the Mega is worse than the original. These new designs were for merchandise and not to improve the gaming experience or develop the world. They're soulless. Pokemon abandoned the spirit of Pokemon.
/thread Megas were a farce that only existed to prop up with already pampered and worshiped shillmons and while everyone else was just told to frick off.
NTA but he's right that a lot of mons had no business with megas. Kangaskhan, Mawile, Sableye, Pidgeot, mons like those deserved it, not fricking Tyranitar and Salamence and Metagross.
Imbecile it makes sense that its ugly and skeletric. It's not like you know even up to 0,1% of the pokemon lore. Megaevolution was the biggest show of the pokemon lore estabilished with gen 4, but that was built up since gen 1.
Besides your autismic brain "how dare they make new forms of the most popular characters in my pokemon game". If your trashhomosexual self would actually not like pokemon, you wouldnt be here still.
Youre doomed to be a leech the pathetic thing is you
The cruelest example for me is New Mauville in ORAS. It was one of my favorite dungeons in the original games, and they fricking neuter it in the remake.
>thread about pathetic moments in Pokémon games, everyone having a laugh at the expense of the 3DS and Switch titles >all hell breaks loose when someone dares criticise the vaunted DS titles
Just be honest next time and make your intentions for the thread clear from the opening post
Therefore I ask again; what's wrong with it? You keep saying it looks bad without elaborating....
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Therefore I ask again; what's wrong with it?
The water not coming out of Blastoise's cannons
The sprite not being correctly scaled
The sprite being distorted from the poor tweening animation
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>fine for its time >argument that needs elaboration due to being unsubstantiated >ignorance that shitty screenshots are what caused distortion and not knowing what tweeting is
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>fine for its time
Nope
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>fine for its time
lol
As if a sprite being correctly animated was unheard of in fricking 2010
Black person your tastes are downie shit and your very existence is pathetic. No point in seething downie tears over complex things your autismo brains cannot reach
??? Where was that said anon? At this point you rely on putting words inothers' mouths and arguing against your own words because you can't actually argue something properly.
You’re arguing it’s a feature no one could possibly know before playing the game, therefore the forced explanation is excusable. Therefore you’re arguing no one is ever going to do a second playthrough of the game where they already know about it and don’t need the explanation.
Pressing A for a couple of lines is way less intrusive than the amount of dialogue and pointless cutscenes in the Alola shit games.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>b-b-but other game
Glad you’ve conceded BW2 is bad.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I never said that. I only gave you an example of how a shit game handled replayability.
Pressing A for a couple of lines is not an issue at all.
But man, Gen 7 as a whole is an abortion. Fricking awful games, I'm glad things are getting better.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
> Pressing A for a couple of lines is not an issue at all
Yes it is.
>NOOOOOOO PEOPLE HATE THE NEWER GENS!!! >MUST POST FROM FOLDER OF SHITPOSTS!!! >THAT'LL SHOW THEM!!!!!!!1
It's Driftveil Drawbridge. Gen 5 had the fewest instances of Charizard pandering. Cope and seethe.
We're not allowed to post about the DS games? Why not just make it clear from the first post that this is meant to be a new-gen hate thread? You can't neglect to specify that and then sperg out when people aren't mind readers.
It's scary how quickly the human mind adapts to shitty games. I played through the game and thought the issues weren't nearly as bad as people made them out to be, then I took a break for like a week, and when I went back it played like total shit.
I hope Gamefreak heads rolled for releasing such a shitty running game given that Nintendo got blamed over it.
Still love the recent VGC tournament (cannot remember which one) where one of the exhibition match players had a version of the Switch that wasn’t compatible with their recording set-up. They got the player to use their team as a rental set-up on another switch but that copy of SV hadn’t been played on and didn’t allow said player to Terastilize because it hadn’t been unlocked on that save yet. GF and TPC really don’t give a shit about Pokémon in any capacity: they’re the walking embodiment of “buy product, then get excited for next product and buy it”.
meanwhile /vp/lebians will worship this game and say it's the best 3d era game. this board is filled with some of the biggest shit eating homosexuals that ever walked the earth
this thread is proof that the /vp/ users has a problem with nostalgia so bad that they excuse obvious shitty glitches and mechanics that gamefreak left in in the old (gen 1 to gen 5) games
It’s so fricking funny how people on this board instantly turn into Joe Merrick-tier GF shills the second gen 4 or 5 is involved. This is why I rarely take Switch era detractors seriously, they’re almost always just BBND bandwagoners who don’t actually care about consistently criticizing the franchise and just want to circlejerk over how le peak golden era their childhood games are.
It’s so fricking funny how people on this board instantly turn into Joe Merrick-tier GF shills the second gen 4 or 5 is involved. This is why I rarely take Switch era detractors seriously, they’re almost always just BBND bandwagoners who don’t actually care about consistently criticizing the franchise and just want to circlejerk over how le peak golden era their childhood games are.
Because if you openly admit "okay maybe Pokemon was never all that great" then you get mocked by EVERYONE from every angle with an additional serving of "then why are you even here if you don't like Pokemon at all?"
The fanboyism is a defense mechanism to avoid the worst fate of being seen as a total bitter cynic, which is the only thing worse than being a centrist.
one of the best objectmons rendered completely shit in 3D when that shouldnt be the case. the Gears spinning were so fricking cool. >anon complaining about pokemon piling on top of each other
Magneton.
I literally didn't think about the battle frontier of emerald for half a second during my entire playthrough of ORAS, so i saw this as a cool timeline reference like the others (because youre ignoring theres other statues of things work in progress like the Unova cruiseship)
And i also found the new area a cool addition rather than battle frontier copy pasted, with also nice events in it like the megastone of sharpedo and Looker's thing.
>Not even Galarians care about their native mons
Canonically the ugliest dex lmao
reminder that game freak made entirely separate models for each and every one of those cream puff fricks
Would've been a better dex if it was 151 flavors of Alcremie.
These aren't real sprites
there's at least a few good ones that i wish were in older dexes, can't say the same for gen 9 aside from maybe wo-chien. pretty dogshit overall though.
This is still THE most soulless moment in the Pokemon franchise.
This mindbroke like 90% of this board so it's undeniably based.
They have Gigamax forms, which count as much if not more than a cross-gen evo, which counts as a new generation mon. I don't see the point
Besides how is it unrealistic that galarians like kanto mons more than greedent and inteleon? In real life Anglo poxons like indians and asians more than their own and have literally 0 culture if we ignore the imported ones.
Is this gamefreak being pathetic or intelligent?
>They have Gigamax forms, which count as much if not more than a cross-gen evo, which counts as a new generation mon
anon, you and i both know that's not true
and even if it was, the posters only show the base forms.
>Besides how is it unrealistic that galarians like kanto mons more than greedent and inteleon?
That's exactly it, the fact that Galar Pokemon are so badly designed and fundamentally unappealing that Galarians would rather dicksuck KANTOOOOOOOmons is pathetic
>In real life Anglo poxons like indians and asians more than their own and have literally 0 culture if we ignore the imported ones.
Real life Bongland being a pahetic waste of space doesn't mean Galar should be? Unova didn't charge you for Pokemon Center visits.
The mistake was choosing UK for a setting in the first place when theres places like Egypt, India, China, south america, italy and more to make something actually worth.
Gen 5 in fact had to resort to asian mythologies anyway
Also anglo saxons arent even... italy and south america have an immense more amount of pokemon players than britoids. And lets not mention irish. Are there even irish that play pokemon. cmon now
soul
Linearity has never bothered me at all. Youre acting as if the entire game is a straight line, it's pathetic. Besides this area is like the most irrelevant in the entire game, I wouldnt even remember it if it didnt get reposted so much.
Not pathetic.
Unova has the most linear games in the series
nah that's alola
which is in Unova
>Youre acting as if the entire game is a straight line
it is
and the issue with the screenshot isn't even the fact that the game is linear, it's the fricking free legendary that stands right in front of you during the story because they were too lazy to make new dungeons
I keep not finishing Black 2, what is this?
the swords of justice trying to get your help because team plasma is fricking shit up
I actually hate when things that make 100% sense arent included or have another thing (such as typings).
For once, this is pathetic. Maybe gamefreak had good reasons for it, though, but most likely not. Pathetic is a bit strong here though, considering how many infinite stuff they had to program and think of in X and Y.
>For once, this is pathetic
Thankfully that changed in gen 8.
But it's an egg move for some reason.
Incineroar doesn't learn Incinerate either. I don't think this is a big deal though.
Pokemon that share similar names with Moves or Abilities will pop up in some languages, not in others.
In this case the aurora borealis was incorporated into Aurorus's design via its sails which made Aurora Veil's absence from its movepool questionable.
Fair enough.
Yeah Gamefreak spin offs are something so pointless. They even made one with SEGA and it did was as irrelevant as a side SEGA console game. What even is the point of doing these? Its not like they actually try at making them relevant
I hoped that this would be eventually revealed in the remakes but I guess they didn't?
wait, why is there no walking animation in the second clip?
>being dragged into a dark cave by some ninjaBlack folk
Did they ever catch the n-I mean black?
I always thought this one was kind of funny since it's semi self-aware.
>just make the roadblock an undefined "something"
>Haha, I really don't know
MOG
I hate how people say the bottom one is better just because it made some shitmon big for no reason and has only 200 mons battle sim instead of 1000 jrpg adventure like top but that doesn’t matter to doomborts
>no reason
Black person it's a fricking whale
you brandsloppers are the saddest Black folk on the planet earth
>only 493
>Hurrr-durr a whale isn't supposted to be big!
Why are nugen-shills like this? How do they even function in society?
>why is the literal largest Pokemon (aside from Eternatus, whose entire shtick is that it's the origin of Dynamax) being depicted as a gargantuan creature?
they gutted the abandoned ship too, and the cave by Dewford town. GF pretty much gave up on dungeons in Gen 6 which is a real shame
meant for
>top image edited to make it look worse
How do I know you haven't modified it in other ways, you absolute shitter?
>NOOOO I CAN'T BATTLE npcs FOR 500 HOURS
>get friends
>get wifi
3D was a mistake
2D was a mistake
cope & seethe
>projection
Anon, the games are still 3D and you're still here.
Who's coping and seething?
arrest yourself & go to bed.
who else.
parroting is an admission of defeat
? I’m not parroting anyone
I always liked 3D Haxorus because it reminded me of the Sangheili when I was younger
Gen 8 and 9 as a whole really.
This one really hurt me.
(1/2)
(2/2)
Because the path is the ultrawormhole minigame AND the entire pony island you absolute imbeciles which is something with more gameplay than 97% of all pokemon mainline up to then and the rest 3% is X AND Y alone.
God do you remember when this came out and everyone was freaking out and drawing fanart of the left guy's massive bulgy wulgy?
Dexcut, map design of sumo and later entries, lies, masudas teeth, shit animations, getting mogged and railed by palworlds tiny team of young adults and middle school aged buttholes, forcing the worst visual novels of any game I've seen.
This is when I realized Pokemon as I knew it was dead. Megas didn't exist to bring weaker, older Pokemon up to speed, it was primarily to make popular Pokemon even moreso. To make popular weaker Pokemon stronger instead of Pokemon who deserved buffs more than them. This is a popular pseudo legendary who's an incredible Pokemon and it got given a Mega just because of its popularity and even then the Mega is worse than the original. These new designs were for merchandise and not to improve the gaming experience or develop the world. They're soulless. Pokemon abandoned the spirit of Pokemon.
/thread Megas were a farce that only existed to prop up with already pampered and worshiped shillmons and while everyone else was just told to frick off.
ah yes my favorite shillmon, kangaskhan
NTA but he's right that a lot of mons had no business with megas. Kangaskhan, Mawile, Sableye, Pidgeot, mons like those deserved it, not fricking Tyranitar and Salamence and Metagross.
Imbecile it makes sense that its ugly and skeletric. It's not like you know even up to 0,1% of the pokemon lore. Megaevolution was the biggest show of the pokemon lore estabilished with gen 4, but that was built up since gen 1.
Besides your autismic brain "how dare they make new forms of the most popular characters in my pokemon game". If your trashhomosexual self would actually not like pokemon, you wouldnt be here still.
Youre doomed to be a leech the pathetic thing is you
when they made Blaziken and Lucario to replace kaiju fans with subhuman obese homosexuals (furries)
when they created pogaymon and attract people like this board losers troon manchildren
they always were, remember satoru iwata in gen 2
no one cares about that shitty frontier
The cruelest example for me is New Mauville in ORAS. It was one of my favorite dungeons in the original games, and they fricking neuter it in the remake.
I didnt even know it existed before oras. Mauville was shit in the originals anyway
At a certain point, can't we just admit that the Battle Frontier sucked and was never really fun?
No.
Unovagay here, and no.
The more battle facilities, the better.
emerald's battle factory is the most fun thing in pokemon
the defacement of old untouchable legends showed that they will stop at nothing and that they have lost all sense of aesthetics.
I give a pass to Mega Mewtwo because she's cute.
That’s why it’s shit.
Mewtwo shouldn’t be cute in canon material
>2010
>NDS
>2D
What's wrong with this?
You listed everything wrong with it.
>thread about pathetic moments in Pokémon games, everyone having a laugh at the expense of the 3DS and Switch titles
>all hell breaks loose when someone dares criticise the vaunted DS titles
Just be honest next time and make your intentions for the thread clear from the opening post
Because those moments from the older games are not actually as pathetic as the newer ones and are obviously being posted as seething "revenge".
>Because those moments from the older games are not actually as pathetic as the newer ones
nah
>still seething
So there's nothing wrong for it and it looks fine for its time. Got it.
>and it looks fine for its time
It doesn't.
Therefore I ask again; what's wrong with it? You keep saying it looks bad without elaborating....
>Therefore I ask again; what's wrong with it?
The water not coming out of Blastoise's cannons
The sprite not being correctly scaled
The sprite being distorted from the poor tweening animation
>fine for its time
>argument that needs elaboration due to being unsubstantiated
>ignorance that shitty screenshots are what caused distortion and not knowing what tweeting is
>fine for its time
Nope
>>fine for its time
lol
As if a sprite being correctly animated was unheard of in fricking 2010
Black person your tastes are downie shit and your very existence is pathetic. No point in seething downie tears over complex things your autismo brains cannot reach
>thread devolved into more DSgay vs 3Dgay shitflinging
genwurring and seeing the same arguments over and over again never gets old for sure
>genuinely new features no one could have possibly known about until B2W2.
Your seething is getting more desperate....
I'm glad you admit BW2 has such poor replayability that no one is ever going to play it more than once.
??? Where was that said anon? At this point you rely on putting words inothers' mouths and arguing against your own words because you can't actually argue something properly.
You’re arguing it’s a feature no one could possibly know before playing the game, therefore the forced explanation is excusable. Therefore you’re arguing no one is ever going to do a second playthrough of the game where they already know about it and don’t need the explanation.
Pressing A for a couple of lines is way less intrusive than the amount of dialogue and pointless cutscenes in the Alola shit games.
>b-b-but other game
Glad you’ve conceded BW2 is bad.
I never said that. I only gave you an example of how a shit game handled replayability.
Pressing A for a couple of lines is not an issue at all.
But man, Gen 7 as a whole is an abortion. Fricking awful games, I'm glad things are getting better.
> Pressing A for a couple of lines is not an issue at all
Yes it is.
>play BW2
>walk 1 step
>NPC leads me into a forced tutorial
>Reviewer: "It's the peak of the series!"
>NOOOOOOO PEOPLE HATE THE NEWER GENS!!!
>MUST POST FROM FOLDER OF SHITPOSTS!!!
>THAT'LL SHOW THEM!!!!!!!1
It's Driftveil Drawbridge. Gen 5 had the fewest instances of Charizard pandering. Cope and seethe.
We're not allowed to post about the DS games? Why not just make it clear from the first post that this is meant to be a new-gen hate thread? You can't neglect to specify that and then sperg out when people aren't mind readers.
DSgays are cultists.
World Tournament was better than any iteration of the Battle Frontier and I tire of pretending otherwise.
This dude is melting pretty bad
You'll get used to him eventually.
should be updated to have a kalos hat
The outer hat should be Calem's instead.
the hat should be the johtroon MC's
>Dumb key system instead of just having the settings there in the first place
When they admitted the games have problems like day 1 but then didn't fix any of the issues even after dlc.
>Play SV
>Walk 1 step
>Game has a seizure and crashes
>Reviewer: "It's a step in the right direction!"
It's scary how quickly the human mind adapts to shitty games. I played through the game and thought the issues weren't nearly as bad as people made them out to be, then I took a break for like a week, and when I went back it played like total shit.
I hope Gamefreak heads rolled for releasing such a shitty running game given that Nintendo got blamed over it.
Still love the recent VGC tournament (cannot remember which one) where one of the exhibition match players had a version of the Switch that wasn’t compatible with their recording set-up. They got the player to use their team as a rental set-up on another switch but that copy of SV hadn’t been played on and didn’t allow said player to Terastilize because it hadn’t been unlocked on that save yet. GF and TPC really don’t give a shit about Pokémon in any capacity: they’re the walking embodiment of “buy product, then get excited for next product and buy it”.
meanwhile /vp/lebians will worship this game and say it's the best 3d era game. this board is filled with some of the biggest shit eating homosexuals that ever walked the earth
gay boyfriends
based shitposter making cynthia impossible to criticise
mega evolutions
regional variants
gigantamax mons
convergent evolutions
paradox mons
cross gen evos after gen 4
origin formes after 4
this thread is proof that the /vp/ users has a problem with nostalgia so bad that they excuse obvious shitty glitches and mechanics that gamefreak left in in the old (gen 1 to gen 5) games
It’s so fricking funny how people on this board instantly turn into Joe Merrick-tier GF shills the second gen 4 or 5 is involved. This is why I rarely take Switch era detractors seriously, they’re almost always just BBND bandwagoners who don’t actually care about consistently criticizing the franchise and just want to circlejerk over how le peak golden era their childhood games are.
Because if you openly admit "okay maybe Pokemon was never all that great" then you get mocked by EVERYONE from every angle with an additional serving of "then why are you even here if you don't like Pokemon at all?"
The fanboyism is a defense mechanism to avoid the worst fate of being seen as a total bitter cynic, which is the only thing worse than being a centrist.
is he still going? that's just sad.
Hiring the western girl artist is the final nail in the coffin.
What? Are you thinking of the Rika and Geeta designer? She's not western.
2016 were a mistake
all this great designs for then just a generic easy rival.
Explain yourselve chuddy
>he's STILL going
that's the point dumbass
>>it's supposed to be shit
ayup
magneton and dugtrio made it the point without literally copy/pasting parts.
Worse Hagurumon
one of the best objectmons rendered completely shit in 3D when that shouldnt be the case. the Gears spinning were so fricking cool.
>anon complaining about pokemon piling on top of each other
Magneton.
I literally didn't think about the battle frontier of emerald for half a second during my entire playthrough of ORAS, so i saw this as a cool timeline reference like the others (because youre ignoring theres other statues of things work in progress like the Unova cruiseship)
And i also found the new area a cool addition rather than battle frontier copy pasted, with also nice events in it like the megastone of sharpedo and Looker's thing.
0% pathetic
dozens of mons turned into fatfricks, jobmons, or fatfrick jobmons
This entire thread screams "Underage"
it did smell unwashed in here
>features bad
At least you had the decency to post a frog picture to warn us that the text in the post would be moronic.
me vs the j****Black folk