Post the craziest thing you've ever done while playing video games, i'll start.
I once typed GG but the game was bad
Post the craziest thing you've ever done while playing video games, i'll start.
Post the craziest thing you've ever done while playing video games, i'll start.
I once typed GG but the game was bad
my mom told me to go to the bathroom and take a shit. Shit was coming out of my butthole but I sat there and told her not yet because I was busy gaming
MOMS FINNA FREAK
Bathtub Ross is that (You)?
What was the game
>Press any button to start the game
>turn off my PC
BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
Being raped by my uncle when i was trying to raid bwl
>team gets absolutely stomped
>immediately type "ezpz" in after game chat
>quickly alt F4 before anyone can reply
Suckers.
I cheated
IN A VIDEO GAME
WAKE ME UP BEFORE I CHANGE AGAIN REMIND ME THE STORY SO I WON’T GET INSANE
IRS roleplay with a KKK group on red dead redemption 2 online
>be scared of spider
>arachnophobia mode: off
IT JUST FEELS LIKE ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>tfw used to pull the free armor trimming scam back in the day
MOMS GONNA FREAK
u c**t
what, did you fall for that back in the day? sorry to hear that, but how about this, you give me any amount of money and I'll double it for you, so you can buy some new armor instead
>game tells me to have fun
>have no fun at all
I CAN SEE I'M GOING BLIND
YOU CAN SEE I'M GOING BLIND
>press A to jump
I ignored it and finished the tutorial without jumping
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GOGO
>please do not turn off your computer while autosaving
>turn off computer
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>game tells me to play in a well lit room and take regular breaks
>play in complete darkness for 8 hours straight
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
i stop mid game several times a week to jack off because my co worker has fat fricking breasts.
matter of fact im gonna go do it right now!
post em
See this plants vs zombies set up here? Yeah, I don't know why I'm a free man walking either.
dude that's jacked up for real.
dude wtf
I guess some people just want to watch the world burn…
Fricked myself with a Kona bad dragon dildo
That looks nice
I took Rex a few times
>Rex
I had a Spritz because it had a knot to it but it turns out I really don't like knots since stretching for them is annoying. Really like the Vector though
I was playing a ygo game and there was a known glitch with a certain cards activation that let me keep activating it till I timed out my opponent and win I think I even have the it recorded somewhere like 2 years later
One spotted all bosses and unkillable characters in divinity 2 using a 100 ton treasure chest and telekinesis. Literally 0 skills and just movement abilities and telekinesis.
how can i learn this power? is there anything else to it besides telekinesis and movement?
i dropped hacked items in elden ring and got the players banned from servers to help reds out
one time i was playing chess in playstation home against someone. but i was mirroring the opponents moves to a max level computer and doing what the computer did
i had fun playing a video game
One time I killed a guy in a video game and made my character stand over the corpse's face and crouch repeatedly, causing my character's groin to repeatedly touch my downed enemy's face.
>say to my party brb
>log out
>last online 453 days ago
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.
>call out a crappy player on my team before the game ends so he cant reply
I
HATE
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
I buy games and never play them, and then I BUY MORE
Got my wiener sucked while I was playing Black Ops 1
got my wiener sucked while playing soul calibur 6
Got my wiener sucked while playing Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade
I’ve never gotten my wiener sucked while gaming. u_u
Only regular style and while driving.
I wanna get mine sucked while driving. Seems fun
I can fix that for you :3
>didn't 100% it
>didn't shit post about it
this is now a mental health thread.
i used to play a furry MMO called Furcadia (when i was a little kid, didn't really know that furry was about sex) and on 9/11 my 12-year-old friend and I role-played as Palestinian terrorists and celebrated 9/11. we are Americans
>play csgo
>player on other team is troony
>keep purposely getting killed by troony
>tran-anon I'm suiciding just like you will
>Troon having breakdown on voip but too mentally ill to resist ez kill
>troony teammates avoiding me so Troon has to kill
>axe wound cries that if it's team loses its going to 42%
>MFW my team wins by 1
>Troon leaves lobby
>spent thousands of dollars buying people copies Little Witch Nobeta
>still haven't actually beat it myself
lol
lmao
Why didn't you buy me a copy then?
I got banned from a minecraft server back in 2012 for setting a whinny kid's house and trees on fire, he kept biching in chat at the admin about someone else chopping "his trees", shit got so bad i dropped what i was doing and dug a hole to look for flint and iron. Went back and torched all his shit, my original idea was to dig a hole underneath his house and mine it with TNT but hunting down creepers would have taken even more time.
Fricked my wife while she played ToTK
Erm that's our wife playing the switch you got me
Back in the shed now.
im pretty tame.
way back when warmane was still called molten, a wow private server, i liked to frick with guild spam recruiters.
i particularly once got one that was actually streaming and since i had 20+ characters on molten that were all not in any guilds at the time every time this particular guy messaged me i would respond with a variation on no thanks your guild name sounds gay, or your guild sounds homosexual or like a bunch of gays.
after the 3rd time hed respond with what the frick man whats going on why is everyone telling me my guild is for gays. so every time hed massage me id say something like that and then log onto a different alt. wait for his auto recruit script to whisper me and do it again.
after the 10th time the people watching him on his stream joined in.
dude went offline and never streamed again.
that was a fun afternoon.
he said hed report me to like 10 of my toons unkowning they were all me but nothing ever came of it cause old molten was basically the wild west where race riots in trade chat happened 24/7.
Love a good troll, I once knew an admin on a forum who would do favors for me so I could convince new members I was a “shadow admin” and “hacked” the site. Would ask to change statuses of members and profile pics, the good old days.
I thunk batman comics should focus on more obscure batman villains instead of the joker all the time
>SAVING GAME. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR CONSOLE.
>threw xbox out the window
WAKE ME UP, WAKE ME UP INSIDE
I'm currently afk in a Fortnite map getting infinite exp because I glitched out of a custom map.
I played on a tf2 100% crit chance srver and only used weapons that can't crit
>go on achievement server
>try trading hats
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>Custom game mode I made randomly get put on the front page
>Quickly change the description to porn star names
>Play as Heavy
>See Medic is on fire
>Stand in front of him and eat sandwich
I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN
put br in my nickname just so I can play as bad as possible and make people hate brazilians
ITT: people who are menaces to soc**ty
>unreal engine 3 multiplayer game
>console has a reconnect command to instantly reconnect you to the server
>someone on my team b***hes at me for something minor
>start continuously tking him
>he starts a vote kick against me
>just as I'm about to be kicked I use the reconnect command
>rejoin same team and keep tking him and anyone else who b***hes about me
>keep evading the vote kick and reconnecting
>eventually causes the entire server to die
lol