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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do those blue tentacle hairs have a name

    Can she control them? Since that would be interesting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hotdogging asari tentacle grooves

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are somewhat flexible but not prehensile

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do those blue tentacle hairs have a name
      Yeah. And those who actually played the games know it. I bet it's easy to find on some wiki too. And yes, I know that this "question" is posted in most threads involving any of these games. It's still moronic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "They're semi-flexile cartilage based scalp crests that grow into shape, and they don't flop around"

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >promiscuous used goods from a bawd race that sees other people as cattle and slaves
    If you don't pick Tali you didn't play the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >used goods
      Anon, she's literally a virgin and a teen by Asari standards.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2 years later she's a badass ruthless information broker
        BW are weird sometimes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a mysterious, highly technologically advanced but previously never ever mentioned species known for randomly abducting people so much that it's dubbed "the collectors"
          >except their ship straight up fries Normandy, no questions asked, just because

          >a human body starts burning up on re-entry
          >but leaves way, way more than just a handful of fine ash when it lands

          >dude like arise lmao!
          >and dude like arose, like Lazarus!

          >a tiny terrorist organisation suddenly has more resources than several Citadel space races combined
          >it's also a schizophrenic bargain bin Cobra rip-off, that acts like cartoon villains in one scene and like gritty and edgy™ pragmatic human supremacists in the next

          >Shepard gets the idiot ball in dialogues with le illusive meme aka marty stu
          >and with Virmire Survivor
          >and with Anderson
          >and with the Council

          >okay, Shepard, go and assemble a team!
          >what for, you ask? For the suic... shit, no, you're not supposed to know about it yet
          >it's so you can go to Horizon and stop the collectors from abducting the colonists except they will actually be there for you but knowing that you're hard to pin down they tracked the Virmire survivor instead because they know that (s)he is important to you and so you'll pursue them and then...
          >you know what? Just 'cause

          >this pistol doesn't have a thermal clip

          >ah, yes, "reapers"!
          Yeah. "BW" are weird sometimes.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It started in ME1 too. Humanity joined Citadel space like 30 years ago, they had been confined to our solar system before then. Yet somehow humanity's fleet is instrumental in defending the Citadel, they are on equal footing militarily with species that have controlled nearly the entire Milky Way Galaxy for thousands of years.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It wasn't anywhere NEARLY this bad. It had flaws, some of them significant. But it wasn't this level of flying circus.

              >humanity's fleet is instrumental in defending the Citadel
              The First Contact War lead to the Alliance possessing a powerful fleet in the end, and since they were reverse-engineering from the main Citadel space military species (wreckage, some at most partially damaged) it makes sense that the tech level is similar to their.
              >they are on equal footing militarily with species that have controlled nearly the entire Milky Way Galaxy for thousands of years.
              Nowhere near the entire galaxy because after Rachni were discovered dusting off newly discovered relays is forbidden.
              The only real problem is Asari being this old and not having immensely powerful/advanced everything. This is implicitly handwaved by them being so amicable and, I guess, not having the tens of thousands of generations like everyone who typically lives 10 times less than them on a "normal" world.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It wasn't anywhere NEARLY this bad. It had flaws, some of them significant. But it wasn't this level of flying circus.

              >humanity's fleet is instrumental in defending the Citadel
              The First Contact War lead to the Alliance possessing a powerful fleet in the end, and since they were reverse-engineering from the main Citadel space military species (wreckage, some at most partially damaged) it makes sense that the tech level is similar to their.
              >they are on equal footing militarily with species that have controlled nearly the entire Milky Way Galaxy for thousands of years.
              Nowhere near the entire galaxy because after Rachni were discovered dusting off newly discovered relays is forbidden.
              The only real problem is Asari being this old and not having immensely powerful/advanced everything. This is implicitly handwaved by them being so amicable and, I guess, not having the tens of thousands of generations like everyone who typically lives 10 times less than them on a "normal" world.

              Don't they just mostly hug relays, and explore only a little bit away from them because the non-relay FTL sucks in-setting?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unless I'm forgetting something, then no, they are only limited by relays and lack of hostile someone/something. The problem is that relays are near-instantaneous and "normal FTL" takes days, weeks, months instead of decades, centuries, aeons like it would for non-FTL travel.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unless I'm forgetting something, then no, they are only limited by relays and lack of hostile someone/something. The problem is that relays are near-instantaneous and "normal FTL" takes days, weeks, months instead of decades, centuries, aeons like it would for non-FTL travel.

                Although I think I've misunderstood and you were asking about travelling to distant unexplored parts of the galaxy instead of using the relays. In which case yeah, that would take decades due to the distances involved. They kinda do "hug relays" but only to an extent. If there are no large voids of no star systems things eventually get explored.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah so they don't really control large parts of the galaxy, just small nodes here and there.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it's a cluster even just one relay is enough to have it completely explored and even decently settled in a few centuries. Nothing for Asari.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair it's more of a "humans are the main character" issue.
              At least bioware handles this by showing the other races being fricking terrified of humans for this feat.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a "humans are the main character" issue
                The only real example is getting a first Spectre uncharacteristically quickly. But after the war with Turians it's not quite that surprising due to the only other species who managed to fight them without imploding while being at a tech disadvantage were Krogan and Rachni. Everyone else is pretty much scared shitless of Turian military.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it's really only present in the first game but the Turian council member basically sees humans as a potential krogan level threat.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but that wouldn't make humans "main characters". They're newcomers and benefit only slightly from writer's fiat.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I meant Humans master spaceships and spreading throughout the galaxy into prominent positions is the main character part.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >master spaceships
                We already know plenty about that IRL. The main trick of the game is meme fields that shield you from all kinds of harmful radiation AND create artificial gravity AND allow FTL AND give you impossibly cost-efficient guns.
                >spreading throughout the galaxy
                Wild west but in space. And probably lots of other examples I can't think of at the moment. Spreading must be among the top 10 things humans do best.
                >into prominent positions
                Like what? Colonies?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                plebeian pseud take

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                No (You).

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >executive positions in alien companies
                >positions on the citadel
                >being allowed to colonize at all after they had to deal with the krogans
                Like I said, it's at least addressed in the first game with "hey why are you guys allowed to do all this shit lul."

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              In setting, humanity rapidly ascended because they were the first innovators in centuries and because they didn't immediately get rolled by the Turians in first contact, which made the big players take an interest and give them a leg up.
              The game even points out that other races are getting pissed at obvious favoritism shown to humanity

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Asari's can't resist BHC.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >typical HFY garbage
                yawn

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                /tg/ is your home.
                why do you think you're too good for your home?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Humanity IS the best and you WILL effortlessly surpass all aliens.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna play video games with Samus so fricking bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gooning to Samus

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only want to be pinned I don't want to do the pinning

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I want to be manhandled.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get desire to replay mass effect trilogy
    >remember how the series progressively gets worse and worse
    >lose desire

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no trilogy. 2 is a reboot of the original and 3 is a reboot of 2. They completely throw out everything the previous game(s) have established/developed and only have superficial elements connecting them, like events and characters that are only similar in appearance and maybe some details. And Cobra... sorry, "Cerberus" just plain doesn't make sense and is the central point of both of the post-EA-aquisition games.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pride myself on putting women's other qualities over looks, but despite Liara's great voice and personality her appearance is just so unappealing to me
    not only is she just a blue human from a campy 1960s science fiction tv show, but something about how round and juvenile her face is is fairly off-putting

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    doing that on the floor is way more uncomfortable than it sounds

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    and cuddle? you gay or something? I want to smash that fukin gash

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those feet
      the asari wins

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hoho my aliens better look human or ELSE!
        penultimate shitter taste

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Shepard a manlet or are quarian gorls just tall?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its the video game thing where all human models are the exact same height with no variation.

        Although tall Tali sounds nice.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We know what a space manlet looks like thanks to Andromeda

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daughterwife

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5’10 in D2
      Hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We would eat humus and olives afterwards.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did you post her, I'm thinking of playing lol again now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fun, Anon!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          is samira still viable? the last time I mained her I felt like I could get a penta every match

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a bit weird since the item rework. She was busted recently abusing the broken Duskblade interaction that made her invulnerable during ult but they just fixed that. I find she is more awkward atm since they nuked shieldbow, it's much harder to work in lifestyle early on like before so she feels more vulnerable/harder to get going. Also the style of the game atm is very 1000% movement speed, enchanters everywhere long range shit which is awkward. You can still wombo combo snowball with a good engage support tho.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh also they are giving her an """"ultimate""""" skin for the summer event that has pissed everyone off because it's basically a legendary, so they will probably buff her on it's release.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    love the robot

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AI can generate literally anything you want
    >proceeds to generate the most boring shit possible

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love ME1 Liara, they ruined her in sequels.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Andromeda gave us Cora's sex scene, so it can't be all that bad.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the I use Gentoo and compile the kernel eyes

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love wisp!!!

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sirs!

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