Post yfw Baldur's Gate 3 will win more awards than TotK

>did nothing but
You work there?

I mean, its not like Tencent does this kind of stuff.
Specially with a game of the decade.

maybe you should stay in your containment board then.

after you /misc/ gay

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>constant discussion of trannies and Black folk in thread
>not /misc/ gay
discuss vidya or go leave

discussion of trannies and Black folk in thread
>Game ramps up trannies and Black folk tenfold
>You can not discuss it

>we definitely aren't anonymous here 😉
So you have no idea if I said any of the stupid shit you said I did.
What a fricking moron. Such an idiot. What dumbfrick.

well, you are moving away from the main point further and further

>bg3 doesn't really
here's your badass main character bro
don't forget to add vitiligo stains

>bg3 doesn't really
see

Dude, every single thing in that fantasy setting, magic, gods, dragons, classes etc has a long justification for why they exist and lore behind it for why they are there. In case you were not aware, that is how you build a decent fictional setting.
This thing has absolutely no reason to be here besides literally "the devs wanted a drag queen in"
If "muh fantasy" is enough to justify any moronation in it, it means you don't have enough intelligence to create something nor to think its consequences. You are the typical consoomer Disney Star Wars wants. But again, you like this slop so it is expected.

plus:

hello?

>bg3 doesn't really b
what's this
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>yeah sure anon bg3 is sloppiest of slops made by the israeliteest of the israelites
Glad that you agree.

>he wants arguments
sure, sure.
>first conversation with halsin in the camp
>"its good to have you here, halsin"
>"you can have me.... in other ways, too! *wink wink*"
>2nd conversation with the Emperor
>he's topless, on a rock. "you are so pretty, can we have sex"
>5 minutes after meating lae'zel
>"tsk! your scent is making me soaking wet, im dreaming about gurgling on your delicious cum!"
also lets not forget:
>4 hours of recorded motion captured sex scenes in BG3, according recent IGN article sponsored by larian
thats more than every single other RPG ever made in the history of video gaming COMBINED.
Witcher 3 had 2 minutes of sex.
Mass Effect, didnt even have sex, it was more like making out - 2 minutes.

Outside of WEGs and Japanese porn games, this is the single most sex filled troony game ever made.

>well yeah ok its a sex obsessed gay filled troony game but but but but
>uh uh uh
lol trannies on suicide watch.

>stop playing a troony game filled with trannies and homosexuals and shitty gay dialogues and 4 hours of cringe motion captured sex scenes
very based advice, i cant imagine playing this shit, but thankfully im not a coomer pathetic loser.

>trannies and sex scenes
Then why have them both in BG3?
Why is there a literal drag queen in the game?

I will repeat and your next reply will ALSO be a deflection
WHY is there a drag queen in the medieval fantasy game?

>deflection
QED

>>This thing has absolutely no reason to be here besides literally "the devs wanted a drag queen in"
>a circus ring leader can't be a drag queen because... because

This is a man dressing as a woman, for entertainment purpouses.
LITERALLY his job.

>if 4 hours of motion captured sex scenes, cringe sex obsessed dialogues and literal actual trannies self inserted into the game are bothering you, there is something wrong with you
XD

>well yes its the worst written and most cringe and sex coomer filled RPG ever made but but but
but what? but WHAT

ive seen this pasta several times today and so far it killed every bg3 thread.

Ignoring and shoving your head in the sand while the quality of the market degenerates is the true moron take.
kys

i wish it was shit opinion, but its just facts.
especially the map and the camera being dogshit and the combat being a waste of time, even on the harder difficulty level.

lets discuss the game, then.
I just finished Baldurs Gate 3.
Here's the review:
>graphics 4/10
faces look well made, but everything else - the locations, walls, trees, dungeons, look extremely weak - the worst ive seen in recent years, actually.
>music 2/10
music sounds like it was made by ChatGPT, completely ambient, unnoticable "nothing". There wasnt even 1 moment that made me say "oh damn thats good music".
>companion interactions and dialogues 1/10
absolutely sex obsessed, unreal interactions between horny 12 year olds. Halsin told me he want to bed me during our first conversation in the camp, and the shirtless Emperor offering sex was the most pathetic thing i saw in a game.
>non-companion dialogues and story 6/10.
its just "ok". Not great, not terrible. Its ok.
>combat 1/10
no fast forward button, no "ignore enemy turn" button, way too many filler trash encounters all over the game, just to artificially prolong the game. Combat boils down to just spamming 1 OP skill and clicking end turn.
>camera
doesnt work. Gets stuck - for some reason - on eveything, and can only move 15 meters from my character.
>map
doesnt work. when you press M it doesnt even have a bracket to tell me what part of the map im looking at.
>no weather patterns and no full day/night cycle 0/10
every single DND game ever made has full day/night cycle. Learn to code, Larian.
Especially cringe when playing as a Drow or a Vampire.
>UI 1/10
there's barely any UI art at all. It just.... is.
In fact, the whole game suffers from a lack of art direction.
Baldurs Gate is the ugliest city i have ever seen in an RPG. Its just a vomit of beige walls.
>4 person squad 1/10
should be 6.
cant even tell you how many times i had to go back and swap teammates for a quest.
>item and spell descriptions 1/10
>inventory management 1/10

Overall:
4/10 RPG game.
1/10 Baldurs Gate game.

nice opinion homosexual.... definitely not copied from your favourite Black person YouTuber.

>absolutely sex obsessed, unreal interactions between horny 12 year olds. Halsin told me he want to bed me during our first conversation in the camp
Stopped reading here, all of this is factually wrong. May be try actually playing the game instead of gobbling down the shit from your favourite troonytuber's butthole.

No you(not fooling anyone, samegay) didn't, for the entirety of Act 1 and most of Act 2 Halsin is only obsessed with the shadow curse and never even hints at wanting to frick you. On the contrary, HE turns you down if you make a move on him. Again, you didn't play the game.

im playing the game right now.

>first conversation with halsin in the camp
>"its good to have you here, halsin"
>"you can have me.... in other ways, too! *wink wink*"
>2nd conversation with the Emperor
>he's topless, on a rock. "you are so pretty, can we have sex"
>5 minutes after meating lae'zel
>"tsk! your scent is making me soaking wet, im dreaming about gurgling on your delicious cum!"
also lets not forget:
>4 hours of recorded motion captured sex scenes in BG3, according recent IGN article sponsored by larian
thats more than every single other RPG ever made in the history of video gaming COMBINED.
Witcher 3 had 2 minutes of sex.
Mass Effect, didnt even have sex, it was more like making out - 2 minutes.

Outside of WEGs and Japanese porn games, this is the single most sex filled troony game ever made.

gay people play vidya too you fricks

There are pently of pedo games anon

27

there is nothing wrong with being gay unlike those you homophobe.

>nooo noooo stop laughing at the red b***h that talks like deadpool nooooo stop laughing muh marvel humor

>everything else - look extremely weak - the worst ive seen in recent years, actually.
is this the only game you've seen in recent years then?
>music sounds like it was made by ChatGPT, completely ambient, unnoticable "nothing". There wasnt even 1 moment that made me say "oh damn thats good music".
that's a matter of opinion and taste, but alright. That's fair. Not a fan of the music either
>absolutely sex obsessed, unreal interactions between horny 12 year olds. Halsin told me he want to bed me during our first conversation in the camp, and the shirtless Emperor offering sex was the most pathetic thing i saw in a game.
you have not played the game
>its just "ok". Not great, not terrible. Its ok.
the writing is mediocre for the most part, I agree
>no fast forward button,
fair
>no "ignore enemy turn" button,
doesn't work due to reaction actions. You have not played the game most likely if you bring this point up
>way too many filler trash encounters all over the game, just to artificially prolong the game.
As someone who enjoyed the combat I liked the trash encounters and didn't feel there were a lot of them at all. Never felt they were obligatory or out of place
>Combat boils down to just spamming 1 OP skill and clicking end turn.
you have not played the game. But we've already determined that with your previous remarks
>camera doesnt work. Gets stuck - for some reason - on eveything, and can only move 15 meters from my character.
fair point. camera needs work
>doesnt work. when you press M it doesnt even have a bracket to tell me what part of the map im looking at.
well as someone who's playing on a potato the map and minimap didn't display for me at all. I only got black screen when opening a map, so no remarks here.
>>no weather patterns and no full day/night cycle 0/10
very fair. While I don't think it's necessary for games to have day/night cycle and weaher change, it is weird that they didn't include it since the game already features a clock.

>Rapey Gale
bug that got fixed
>Nasty Lazael
>homosexual Halsin
>homosexual Wyll
>tell character you're not interested
>they stop bringing it up
Wow, that was hard

>gets fixed in a bug fixing patch
>n-nooo it wasn't a bug
so you WANT to get raped by gale?

hahahaha holy shit what a trash pseudo-game.

>what does that have to do with gale being a rapist?
Because he kept acting as if you here his romance even if you turned him down.
Sweatie, maybe you should play the game 😛

>hey leader, I can teach you some magic since I'm a wizard
>cool, that'd be useful
>MAGIC MIKE, b***h

Funny, I never needed to tell PS:T characters to stop hitting on me. How quaint.

Bro, Gale, who fricked a goddess, will throw himself at you even if you're a balding gnome with vitiligo

>gale the homosexual was a bug

>judging by his reaction to the horny moronic companions
you mean he's read the shitposting on Ganker and that was his only exposure to the game

no, i've actually played the game, unlike you

>>UI 1/10
matter of opinion and taste. Didn't have a problem with it
>Baldurs Gate is the ugliest city i have ever seen in an RPG. Its just a vomit of beige walls.
we've already determined that this is the only game you've seen (not played) in recent years, what worth is your opinion really?
>>4 person squad 1/10
matter of opinion
>cant even tell you how many times i had to go back and swap teammates for a quest.
of all this shit you bring up and you didn't even mention the chore that swapping party members is. Which even farther proves you have not actually played the game
>>item and spell descriptions 1/10
what
management 1/10
fair
Overall
4/10 bait
1/10 game critique

im playing the game right now.

>first conversation with halsin in the camp
>"its good to have you here, halsin"
>"you can have me.... in other ways, too! *wink wink*"
>2nd conversation with the Emperor
>he's topless, on a rock. "you are so pretty, can we have sex"
>5 minutes after meating lae'zel
>"tsk! your scent is making me soaking wet, im dreaming about gurgling on your delicious cum!"
also lets not forget:
>4 hours of recorded motion captured sex scenes in BG3, according recent IGN article sponsored by larian
thats more than every single other RPG ever made in the history of video gaming COMBINED.
Witcher 3 had 2 minutes of sex.
Mass Effect, didnt even have sex, it was more like making out - 2 minutes.

Outside of WEGs and Japanese porn games, this is the single most sex filled troony game ever made.

you okay....maybe its time to take your meds

>5 minutes after meeting laezel

i had to hand to hand combat that b***h to get past 2nd base, the frick are you on about?

if you act like an butthole, she literally stop you and tell you that when the walks behind you and smell your sweat, her c**t is soaking wet and she dreams of being fiiled with my wiener.

i didnt make this up, this is the actual dialogue with laezel if you are "evil".
pathetic game.

>phoneposting fit fat fingers
This is kind of people shitting on BG3. have a nice day you pathetic wastes of space.

you would lose your mind and sing praises if a jap game did this but its somehow supposed to be a bad thing in bg3.... god I hate you dishonest fricks.

don't you have trannies and Black folk to fight against ameritard??

>ignores that Baldur Gate 3 has +100 million USD in budget making it a AAA title

>spoonfeed me!!!

You can't prove something if there's no information on it (since they didn't publicly disclose it), but you can guess an estimate. Go to the game's credits, and think how much money went into hiring all those people, for 6+ years.

You can't be this moronic.

>deliberately ignores the reasoning behind it
Dishonest as always.

The argument behind the +100 USD budget was when the other anon

>Larian
literal indie studio begging on Kickstarter
>jap slop
made by rich jap israelites to rinse as much money as possible from lonely weebs

mentioned the game was an "indie game" because the company had a kickstarter once (for another title).

No, having +100 employees and the largest shilling campaign online doesn't make it an indie game.

That being said, you can still make up an estimation of costs based on the expenditures involved and the size and final quality of the product. Hiring dozens of developers, animators, voice actors, sound designers, game designers, concept artists, system engineers, marketing team etc. and all the other additional costs there would be, most definitely accounts for HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of dollars as a result. That's where all the estimation (key word) come from.

But not that you could understand since you've never taken any form of leadership or managed anything by yourself.

>Go ahead and show me how much is would have cost to contract an outsource company to do whatever they specifically were hired to do.
What does have to do with anything? You're just putting words in my mouth at this rate. Nothing you say makes any sense.

>I never called them an indie company.

>where is the source saying that the game cost 100 milllion?