>pours hallucinogenic gas into your room

>pours hallucinogenic gas into your room
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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pour
    >Gas

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, gas is fluidic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not good English. You fill a room with gas, you do not 'pour' unless it is something particularly heavy and even then it is overly poetic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In fairness, how do we know the type of gas he's creating isn't the heavy stuff?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, you can pour any gas that's heavier than air. That could even just be air that's really cold.
          To fill a room would imply that the gas you're pouring in is being evenly distributed through the entire volume of the room or that the volume of the gas is enough to displace all of the air in the room.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gas is fluid
        uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not good English. You fill a room with gas, you do not 'pour' unless it is something particularly heavy and even then it is overly poetic.

      are you esl or just moronic? things you pour don't have to strictly be liquid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think a lot of people forget that fluids aren't just liquids.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not grammatically or scientifically inaccurate to say pour but it does just sound awkward. You would never say "I'm pouring helium into this balloon" you'd say "I'm filling this balloon with helium".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm filling your ass with cum.
          I'm pouring cum into your ass.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always child murder with these weirdos? Whatever happened to god old rogue ai?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      After the SHODAN incident, they don't mess with AI. Murdered children reanimated via necromancy are far more lucrative business wise.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because kids play these games.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kids like spooky shit. Who knew.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Killer AIs have been supplanted by possessed animatronics.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Possessed animatornics and toys are easier to trick dumb people into messing with anyway. It's easy money.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Whatever happened to god old rogue ai
      trannies started coopting rogue AI shit so it fell out of fashion

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm tired of rouge ais and child murder.
      I want psychopaths who snap because you cut them off in traffic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that just Afton?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, where are the rapist robots?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the actual point of the red smoke as a toy originally? Some sleep aid or something?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of the Smiling Critters had various smells they could produce like lavender or such. CatNap was the only one who produced literal nightmare gas, and I'm pretty certain that was by design. The Bigger Body version produces vast quantities of the Poppy Gas that has been rendered non-lethal but instead produces incredibly potent hallucinations and knocks people put. It was designed with the intent of making it easier to take the kids away for experiments apparently.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smiling Critters are based on Care Bears which were scented.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Care Bears which were scented
        Huh. Never knew that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does the big cuddle toys have claws and teeth? Because.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bigger Bodies were meant as both labor and threat deterrents, so it's understandable that they'd have some means of defense.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not just make dedicated security creatures and then have the rest be normal if that was the case? It's not like the things going rogue was unknown to them.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because the chief scientist in charge was a raging narcissistic sociopath and his entire staff were similar. They didn't bother with simpler methods or even contingencies because they didn't expect that the Bigger Bodies would EVER rebel against them - they thought their wills were entirely broken post-transformation, so no reason to actually invest in a means of keeping them under control. This is especially clear with the fact alarm bells weren't raised when the Prototype first initiated a conversation.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not saying it's bad writing, but I think the "experiment gone wrong" trope is pretty funny. I don't have the picture of it but this game makes me think of that joke about finding Resident Evil logs along the lines of

              >Day 1: We cross-bred a gorilla with guns for arms. John has been poking it with a stick all week. I hope it doesn't escape.
              >Day 2: It escaped.

              This is essentially the summary of this game. It's not a BAD trope by any means, but I still think it's funny.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only things I can think of is that they're either just obsessed with staying on-brand, ie, a child friendly exterior, or they were afraid that the military would step in if they started making things that were obviously supposed to be weapons.
            Now that I think about it, Harley Sawyer was probably a military plant. He saves the company by coming up with the Bigger Bodies thing in order to cut costs and increase productivity, but I could easily see that being a cover for military research into creating super soldiers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >save money on hiring security by turning kids into hyper lethal killing machines that have no reason to listen to you
          >horribly abuse these aforementioned killing machines that have way too much freedom around the facility
          >let your scientists laugh and jeer at these man-made abominations when they ask if they even the slightest shred of sympathy or remorse
          Even Umbrella Corp isn't this moronic, and they churn through facilities and employees like butter.
          How were they even controlling these hulking behemoths anyway? Like, why didn't they just go berserk day one?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You PUMP gas, not pour
    >B-buaht heavier than oxyg-
    No one cares, no one uses it that way

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many people do actually.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you, Jesus.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no suicide monkey to brew me the sweet gas of oblivion

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just "poured" a measure of rancid sulphuric miasma out of my butthole

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like JOBnap if you ask me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did better than Mommy "dead because arms too long" Long-Legs or Huggy "fell and got bonked" Wuggy.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank you jesus

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What game?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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