POV: visiting your divorced dad on xmas

POV: visiting your divorced dad on xmas

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    real
    i love the genesis so much
    my dad got me it as a kid
    and then years later in 6th grade, my favorite science/html teacher gave me his old one
    what a guy i wish i were old enough to truly understand how based he was

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my favorite science/html teacher gave me his old one
      This is not normal behavior. Your teacher was a pedophile who was trying to groom you with Sonic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it came with a hockey game and nothing else……..
        Shit maybe it did have Sonic 2
        Was I groomed to do what nintendont?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was trying to make you his Genesissy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Blast Processing was for real men like me

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My parents got me a used genesis for Christmas in '93
    I loved it. Still play all my games on my nomad.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    im starting to think megadrive sucked and snes was more luxurious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. SNES had some good to great games, yes, but the Genesis had a far superior sound chip. Now the Super Famicom? Ok, I'll give you that, but the SNES was ugly for starters and generally had less good games overall.
      If you had a Genesis then you could have After Burner II, Golden Axe, and Ghouls n' Ghosts, but if you had a SNES you could have U.N. Squadron and Super Ghouls n' Ghosts, so it almost evens out. Both are cool, but the Genny is way more sexy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        SNES cost $50 more so it was the premium option. Nintendoes some things Genesisn't, but SNES also sucks in its own ways. the slow CPU and sprite limits can be very noticeable to a knowledgeable adult.

        lmfao nobody who actually lived back in the 16-bit era thinks like this.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah we did. In a general sense, but we didn't make fun of people for owning one of the other, we just thought it was "gay" that one or the other didn't have (x) game, is all. The Genesis is notorious for having a more rock n' roll soundchip as opposed to the more classical sounding SNES, so if you have any idea of how popular rock and metal were back then, you'd know that SEGA had the market cornered on what was cool. Yes, the Genesis was cool, the SNES just had some good games. Difference.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SNES cost $50 more so it was the premium option. Nintendoes some things Genesisn't, but SNES also sucks in its own ways. the slow CPU and sprite limits can be very noticeable to a knowledgeable adult.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real shit. My Dad had the genesis at his place and I used to play Comix Zone and Phantasy Star IV when my brothers and I visited for the weekends.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guy with non divorced parents here. We asked for a Genesis because of Sonic. This was the early 90s so the Genesis was top dog in many ways. The stigma that poor kids and blacks owned the Genesis over the SNES does mostly hold true from my experience. The Genesis was the cheaper option and had a ton of sports titles that normies ate up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Genesis was faster

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry about your divorced parents, gays.
    Somehow it sounds worse than having a dead parent.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >god dammit dad i asked for the model 1 genesis with the VA-3 motherboard no wonder mom left you

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    POV: You are black

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct but more accurate it should be a Genesis with a Sega CD.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      pack-in Sonic Spinball is the most divorced game

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My parents are STILL married and I grew up with NES & SNES that they bought us. Had to buy a Genesis/Sega CD on my own later and a Saturn too.

    I don’t really play any SNES anymore because Genesis/Sega CD is more fun. PCE & NES are good too but that SNES can’t hold my attention anymore. And the SNES controller is not as good as Sega’s.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WANTED AN SNES DAD, GOD THIS IS WHY MOM LEFT YOU

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sega was my dad.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > megadrive-ii
    > not the first version
    the divorce makes absolute sense.

    my parents were financially israeli and i was forced to buy all my own computers and consoles with money i slaved for. got master system first then megadrive (snes wasn't released yet!). nes bored me to tears and played it for years at relatives house. i think i recall paying something like $400 for it at the time but my memory could be wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the divorced dad model

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >megadrive
      >$400
      No one called it the Megadrive in any country that used dollars.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep divorced dad is right. Right down to the Model 2, the copy of Sonic 1&2 and some random sports games but not 3 or Knuckles or most other Sega games. Then “losing it” when he moved back in with his mother when in reality he sold it for crack

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Master system? They're a normal family.
    SNES? Normal people.
    A NES? Normal people.
    Playstation? Rich kid at first then normal people.
    N64? Posh c**t.

    Megadrive? Fricking posers and weirdos. Lived in weird smelling houses or smelled of catpiss. Nobody who had a megadrive grew up to be anything close to normal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Playstation? Rich kid
      lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        at first!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Source: My high-minded egocentric ass

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    just turn the board to /vrtendo/ already

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The “is the genesis black” threads have been going on for a while lol, just depends if the Jannie is in Xer tendie or zoyga phase. Sega is largely beloved on this board, you will not see the same sentiment on The Other Website or really the greater web in general, people don’t really like that Japanese arcade gameplay today because it filters them easily but they love some slow jarpigs.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deranged Segagays fanfiction: GENESIS BEAT THE SNES AND WAS THE INDUSTRY LEADER
    The reality:
    >SNES: 49.1 million
    >Genesis: 32.25 million

    Even if you remove Japanese sales, SNES is still above Genesis.

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