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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bot thread

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Game Awards really mindbroke TotKgays huh?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        at least try to force something funny you moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much
      The one who gave totk the award on ign is some spiderman 2 gay too

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The journalist reporting the story is the one who decided the awards

        Why are Gankerbabies so laughably moronic they don't even understand how news is reported?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like it mindbroke the gay who keeps making Zelda related Game Awards threads.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        TotK did win the top spot everywhere except VGA and don't get me wrong I think the game is a solid 8/10 however I do believe that something strange happened behind the scenes there.
        I think the game of the year slot was paid for by trannies.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're wrong Anon, it's the big nose tribe sticking their beaks into the pool.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was me changing proxies and voting a few thousand times for bg3 so i can watch totkgays lose their shit
          dlc slop eating scum deserve this

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            fan votes have little effect on the GOTY winner.
            That said, I do not subscribe to this tinfoil hat theory anyway, it's much more likely that journos would vote for BG3 than TotK anyway.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fan votes have little effect on the GOTY winner
              This sounds familiar

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it isn't a fricking election

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                those lines could be anything but you just had to go there didn't you?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                piss off you little weasel

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                TotK won

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everybody hates it!
    >interest has dropped off!

    Actually gets voted the GOAT by gamers. Can't make shit up lmao how seething are Gankertrannies right now?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game journalists
      >gamers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reading comprehension

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          People who unironically read Eurogamer are not gamers either

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dreadful

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eurogamer readers vote Zelda tiktok the #1 GOTY of 2023
    >In the same article: some tips to get you started in Zelda tiktok
    So the literally mentally underdeveloped manchildren who read eurogamer that need tips and tricks to get through the tutorial of a children's game voted Zelda tiktok to be their favorite game? Lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down dumbass it's just Eurogamer promoting another one of their articles that's relevant, as they did with other games in the list.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo fans barely play games. Half the people with Triforce tattoos haven't even beaten a single Zelda title.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nintendo fans barely play games.

        Half of the best selling games of the year are Nintendo exclusives.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We just keep winning Zeldabros

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Webm depicting me cunming over how good this game is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spent too much time focusing on a gimmick nobody asked for, at the cost of everything else that could've been added/improved/fixed. It's the same flawed developer mindset that resulted in Skyward Sword.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snoys malding.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did both the fans and devs abandon TotK?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't. The public just voted TotK best game of 2023. Can't you even read the OP? It's like you're moronic or something.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't it win the public vote at the TGAs?
        It was nowhere near the top, like in 4th place.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          isn't it still 90% decided by journos anyway?
          Not sure where they posted the stats breakdown.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Player's Choice is 100% public vote.
            Rest are 10%

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really care about awards. All I know is that Tears Of The Kingdom is easily the best video game I have ever played. 10/10 masterpiece.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Ganker so assraped by this game?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about this game tho, except to make fun of it for being a lame rehash paraded by journo shills.
      It's very similar in that way to Bioshock Infinite, overhyped to hell and complete faceplant a few months after release.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody cares about this game tho, except to make fun of it for being a lame rehash paraded by journo shills.

        One of the most acclaimed games ever made.
        It has sold 25 million on a single system in 6 months.
        It is fawned over by rival developers, who are in awe of it.
        It is drowning in awards.
        And now the public have voted it best game of 2023.

        Just how seething are you right now? XDD

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This post has to be a falseflag to make switch owners look like schizos.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, but I still like OoT more.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has to go back 30 years to find a game to compete with TotK

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually for me no game competes with TotK
        Because I'm just not going to bother playing it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares about you.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            True, but that's a separate issue
            Anyway sorry but I still just like OoT

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I still just like OoT

              I liked it too, 30 years ago.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP THE COUNT!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrap it up.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zeldabros we heckin won again.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda is reddit trash

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I absolutely hated totk, but then I transitioned and it's my 2023 GOTY now

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never played a Zelda game my entire life

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even on the DS?
      I liked the little puzzles.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, only 175 viewers. I think people are just rating it based on the franchise's prestige.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      TOTK 7 months after release is getting mogged by DS3, a 7 year old game when it comes to player interest.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you twitchkiddies should be shot. go the frick back

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >twitch

        Yeah Nintendo fans spend more time actually playing games. Whodda fricking thunk it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      TOTK 7 months after release is getting mogged by DS3, a 7 year old game when it comes to player interest.

      TotK is a game you play, not watch.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        TOTK is boring as frick either way, it's like Nintendo's Death Stranding.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't anything like DS, stick to the ubishit comparisons as that at least makes sense.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually think TotK was fun for what it was.
    I was just disappointed that it wasn't OoT/MM/WW/TP tier.
    Honestly the older games look better as well.
    At least I could almost kill a single enemy with the master sword before it "runs out of batteries" after charging for "10 million years" heh
    What I did like about this empty shithole world was probably those diamond crappings cows.
    They never really explain much about them but they're there in the jungle waiting to eat and shit diamonds for you.
    I spent two days testing different methods to farm with them and not once did I see them actually shit I shit you not.
    Ah yeah there was that neat part with the classroom in the desert and umm umm bros spot me, what else was good about TotK?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bros spot me, what else was good about TotK?
      Unlocking the fursuit after getting all the Shrines bro. That shit looks cool as frick.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fursuit
        >cool as frick
        get the frick out of here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bros spot me, what else was good about TotK?

      Well it was an actual adventure game for a start and the best Hyrule the series has ever seen. Endless adventures to go on.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The shrines were really neat and you had unlimited batteries in them so you could test out all sorts of zonai devices.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great game, a true masterpiece. AC6>BG3>TotK tho

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still dont understand why people enjoy watching other people play games
    this disgusts me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i still dont understand why people enjoy watching other people play games

      It's probably a kid thing. Kids can't afford $70 for every new game, but they can still still watch games and feel part of the phenomenon when a new game launches.

      Kinda the same way I used to pour over magazine screenshots as a kid.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like zelda however I like link more especially twink link.

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