Powerful. To think Fable was so ahead of its time...
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Powerful. To think Fable was so ahead of its time...
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haha, funny shaped bottle
Low IQ seems to be a trend among these freaks. They often cannot seem to understand when they're being made fun of.
I really don't want to have to point out how Dungeons & Dragons and the IPs it had inspired work, but just remember that these are fantasy games and not a John Money experiment.
thats a penis
>a game from 2008 has a feature common amongst all RPGs, and it's EVERYTHING
>Y'all, can we talk about how this game from 2008 let's you change gender midgame and the npcs are just kinda... cool with it? Like, your character shows up in a dress and they're just like "go off sis"? Like!????
>One weird feature from 2008 RPG has gamers still baffled today
>"add fable 2 to the woke bandwagon" -Brayden Gayden, self employed professional Alpha Male, 2024
>>Y'all, can we talk about how this game from 2008 let's you change gender midgame and the npcs are just kinda... cool with it? Like, your character shows up in a dress and they're just like "go off sis"? Like!????
Why are americans like this? Do bongs speak like that too?
It's the pre-approved reddit chungus vocabulary the hive mind uses
Youth lingo is standardized by language globally because of social media.
Not in real life at least.
>wearing womens clothing ups your comedic stat which causes people to randomly start laughing and mocking you
So realistic!
https://fable.fandom.com/wiki/Alignments#Funny_and_Scary
Why can't morons understand that magic changing your sex isn't the same thing as being a 5 o'clock shadow, fake breasts, no wiener, hrt using troony?
>why cant the mentally ill make sense?
Ok but real talk. If there was a magic that actually turns you into a bio female would you take it Ganker?
Only if I get paid a frick ton of money
Is there a magic/potion to turn me back afterwards? I'd take it and jerk off to see what it's like, then swap back.
Only if it made me a sexy female. Being an ugly male is bad, but being an ugle female is worse.
Yeah 9/10 men will only casually frick you and then not want to be seen in public with you, while 7/10 men think they have a chance with you. It's really terrible.
>all those tattoos
y y y y yikes
Only if I got to keep my dick
I couldn't live without it
>A potion that actually changes the physical sex of the consumer is exactly the same as artificial hormones and invasive elective surgery.
Gods no.
>Gods no
God no. God no is the phrase you're looking for.
Imagine being so poor you can only believe in one god
If you worship a god and DON'T present offerings, you're a filthy beggar
God is such a needy homosexual.
If you were a God, would you give lowly humans anything if they didn't give you shit?
I sure the frick wouldn't
what can he even do with a bowl full of apples or $200k? isnt he omnipotent?
Depends on how it worked. if it 1-to-1'd me then no, if it rerolled me at random then probably not, if it put me in cheat mode character creation then obviously, and people would have to be around to know that I was transformed not just disappeared and replaced.
what a worthless piece of shit
No, life may suck dick, but thank god I wasn't born a woman
I don't think I would want to deal with menstruation. Plus, the most reasonable assumption would be that I, an ugly dude, would just be transitioning into an ugly girl.
depends. i'm old enough that if i were female i'd need to have established a life and gotten married to have any hope of being happy in later life. as a man i got ~10 years left
Without question. I'd probably look something like this and honestly that's fine with me.
well I'd fricking take on this slampig for sure
I'm a frick ugly man with very masculine features, so I think I'd be a fricking horribly ugly woman. If I knew I could turn into a hotty and live life on tutorial difficulty I would, but not if I was gonna be an uggo
Yep. I have big titty genes in my family, so I know I'd be a stacked hottie.
I'd rather have a potion that gave me my foreskin back.
This, I hope everyone who was involved in the invention and implementation of circumcision died/dies a horrible slow death.
If it's only temporary
No.
I am very satisfied with my body.
>Drink potion
>Get a genuine, 100% legacy biohole body
>But I had biopole intelligence for 3 decades
>Take pictures of myself wearing video game character cosplay and sell them on the Internet
>Can just fricking ask people to send me money and they will
>I'm white so I'd be a white woman - one of the most highly desired women on the planet
>Could make every brown man on the planet do whatever the frick I wanted over the Internet for the prospect of nice words and like, pictures of my fricking feet or some shit
>Literally set for fricking life and it took less effort than an entire day of working as male me
Yes?
I'd be fricking moronic not to.
I'd take it and never look back
If it's a one way trip, no way.
If we are talking about the impossible I would rather skip to the future where women don't exist anymore because sexbotAI wiped their useless asses out.
Proof transgenderism is a mental illness that needs to appeal to the use of a FANTASY potion as an allegory for transgenderism.
Im pretty sure the townsfolk actually do point this out. They mention how something is different about you.
Im sure because i think my brother found it amusing when he did it.
I've been thinking of replaying fable the lost chapters. have a lot of good memories of that game.
Keep those memories and do something else with your time
troony subversion thread. Why the frick would anyone just lie down like this because some delusional homosexual on reddit says something moronic.
>transgender hero
Modern marketing for you.
It's a fricking gimmick potion. The bottle itself is simultaneously a dick and balls and an upside down uterus. Imagine using fable, a series known for its satire for validation.
>neglects to mention the dude who made the potion proceeded to get murdered by the whole town for being a degenerate abomination
>also neglects to mention how if you drink the potion the game immediately saves, forcing you to be stuck as the opposite gender...which led to lots of complaints and many character deletions AKA suicides, kek
That's funny as frick
You can also make a wish for your truest desire at the end of the game and none of those options involve a sex change
>>also neglects to mention how if you drink the potion the game immediately saves, forcing you to be stuck as the opposite gender...which led to lots of complaints and many character deletions AKA suicides, kek
that's actually really funny
the ds2 coffin should have been one time use too
>see random coffin in DS2
>assume it takes me somewhere
>get in
>nothing seems to happen
>frick off and play the game
>hours later think my death sound is a bit too high pitched
>by then the coffin fricked off after looking up what the hell even happened
good maymay
>average “media literacy” poster when they see something that goes along with their politics at surface level
It's impossible for a video game character to not acknowledge the change if they can acknowlege character's sex. Even if they do misgender a player character, it's only possible due to bugs or oversights, not due to concious design decisions on developer's part.
Also this is not transgenderism, it's fricking magic. You don't become a transwoman (or transman), you become just woman, or man, without "but"s and "if"s. Same would hold true in real life, if there was some sort of medical procedure that would somehow just transform your body in form that it would have if you were born with different set of chormosomes.
"Trans" only exists because the process of sex change so far is incredibly difficult and imperfect (and, in my personal opinion, is not "good" or "okay" or even "bad"). Topic of sex change is important, but it was hijacked by politics and impatience, and most likely was driven off the course hard enough that recovering and going back on the right track will take decades.
This post, honestly. Transpeople are so weirdly fine with settling for less and barely functional bodies that require extra maintenance to stay "normal." But doctors found a way to make a quick buck.
fable 2 also lets you marry frick impregnate and divorce everyone
I thought trannies didn't actually want to be the other gender, they want to be trannies
Chuds will literally deny that the trans potion that's literally called the trans potion and changes your gender had anything to do with transgender folk and then claim they aren't media illiterate.
It's a joke potion from a joke game
Damn, OptimusPrime is trans now
I never drank that shit but this one tricked me for several hours. They don't say a thing about it in the official guide.
troony coffin got me too. Didn't even notice for almost an hour, and at that point I didn't even remember getting in the coffin
NO NO NO NO NO MY CHILDHOOD GAME CANT BE WOKE
this is normal though, because the potion actually makes you female
while you op, will never be a woman.
The game also let you cross dress, wearing woman's clothes while remaining a man, and had NPCs react and acknowledge it. Just imagine the meltdowns over "muh woke agenda" if a game let you do that nowadays.
I remember in Fable 1 when you could crossdress and get fricked in the brothel.
That potion genuinely transforms your character. Trannies just wear dresses and chop their dicks.
if trans people were for real they wouldnt ask for trans representation at all, just woman representation or whatever their new gender is. nothing about it makes any sense.
Cool story dude but this game literally let's you "wear women's dresses" too so still woke by your standards lol.
Does it let me cut my dick off too, troony?
I sincerely hope all trannies gets mass transported to Russia to work in troonycamps
>gender
in 2008, people thought that sex and gender were synonymous.
Doesn't the creator of this potion is killed and you get a save overwrite forcing you to stay that way forever?
>if you wear womens clothes you get called a degusting cross dresser and people will openly mock you
hmm
Never heard of banter?
I'm going to follow you home and slit your throat with a dull kitchen knife, freak. just friendly banter albeit 😉
I remember the first time I was playing Fable 2 I had found some type of womens pants and they were black, but I didn't notice it was womens clothing and it fit my look so I was walking around cross dressing, and a group of highwaymen tried to kill me and they were shouting out "Kill the crossdressing freak!". So, not my idea of banter, but also I was mad I had to change the clothes because the outfit looked cool
Lmao those morons think that was added not as satire to make fun of them, but as a nod to their politics(which didn't exist at the time) to empower them.
Anyway, things like this existed even way back when Dungeons & Dragons was first a thing. There was a magical belt you could where that'd turn you into the opposite sex until you take it off. Nothing new. That things actually ridiculously useful as a disguise. Nobody will expect Grugina the Muscle Mommy to actually be Grugnar the World Raper.
>turn you into the opposite sex until you take it off
So if you turn into a female with it, do you get female organs? Could I frick you and impregnate you?
Im not sure, it's been decades, but I would assume so long as the belt was kept on, then yes. Dunno about impregnation though, I guess it'd just be up to the DM.
>Dunno about impregnation though
yeah the more I think about it, the more I doubt the belt would have you produce eggs. but if you had a functioning womb then you SHOULD be able to at least carry the baby to term. You could be a male surrogate
Now that I think about it, you could theoretically reproduce asexually lol
D&D used to be really weird like that before it got watered down for normies.
>this is my son
>cute! Who's the mother?
>Me
>O-oh, then who's the father?
>Me
>this is my son
>cute! Who's the mother?
>Me
>O-oh, then who's the father?
>Me
Villager: Oh. I see you are transgender, adventurer.
I remember the first transmog experience I had was being turned into a defenseless Fairy in Zelda 2 and I liked it so I could fly around and avoid enemies and traps and there was a turn based game on GameBoy where my guys got turned into Robots and Fairies and I think the Fairies were really weak so I would let them get beat up by weak monsters and really enjoy that for some reason.
Videogames ruined me, is what I am saying.
Thumbnail looks like a burn victim without a nose kek
this is the type of creature that spams Black folkhit
Shut down all social media
These people need to be limited to weird basement gatherings
shut down social media and most of these men will revert back or kill themselves instantly because they will will have no social system to back up their degenerate actions and will be judged harshly by all that see them.
social media is feeding them and blocking off criticism of their actions to force feed them consoomeristic bullshit these materialistic freaks love.
being able to change your gender with magic/alchemy used to be a novelty in fantasy until a bunch of deranged freaks turned it into a real-life ideology
altered beast lets you change into a wolfman and that came out in the 1980s
Did villagers acknowledge the change or does xe just mean they respected xis pronouns or something
The latter, it just treats it as if you'd pick girl at the start of the game from what I remember.
does fable 2 work well on emulators now? always wanted to play it but only 1 & 3 came to pc
damn... frankenstein surgery really is like a magic potion...
I had a feeling that mog was a word made up by homosexuals and now there's proof it is.