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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY TOMBOY WIFE............. NEED MORE FUTA PORN!!!

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    photo realism was a mistake

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      realism was a mistake

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >photo realism was a mistake
      It's not realism she's made ugly and man like on purpose.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's nothing man-like about 5's Lady

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, there are beautiful women in real life.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. marry
    2. frick
    3. kill

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. mary
    2. mary
    3. mary

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Her alias is Lady but her real name is Mary. It's a play on the Madonna term which means My Lady and is in reference to the mother of Jesus.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up, holy shit. Just stop posting.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shut the frick up, holy shit. Just stop posting.
          What a weird meltdown to have.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    5!Lady is absolute wife material and anyone who shits and pisses themselves over her jawline is an insecure dweeb

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My GF has the same nose

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 > 5 > 4

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct opinion.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >goes from cute and rough teenie to tired, used up hag that smokes 2 packs a day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's called aging and it'll happen to you, zoomie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aging
        Completely different skull shape and facial features, moron

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's because the artist guy who designed her works for Valve now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ikeno doesn't work for Valve

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get her 5 outfit. What the frick is that shirt, why does she have bare inner thigh, what the frick are those straps to her panties? shorts? All around awful outfit, I even prefer bimbo Lady to that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you moronic?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what are chaps
      Every day I am more convinced none of you go outside

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    4>3>5

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like her 5 design, but the short shorts and chaps look a bit silly. Either full leather pants or shorts and long boots as before would have been better.

    Or a full leather racing overall with the top half down, sleeves tied at the waist, revealing delicous tomby abs with a techy sports bra.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lady is impractical and moronic she went through the whole of dmc3 in a combat skirt and her high school girl uniform top. She’d 100% wear chaps with booty shorts. Leave my moronic tomboy wife who can’t even kill a blanco Angelo alone.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking in terms of visual design rather than lore or some shit. I could see her wearing something like this (if it was a one piece), but you could keep her general look of having a skirt by folding the top half down and over top. Then you could have a white sports bra for the top half, maybe with a bandoleer or holster harness on top. Would work as a callback to her alt costume too.

        I'd also like Trish to have a jacket for a change. There's lots of great art with her in one and her design really hasn't varied enough for my tastes. You could add some references to Gloria in there too.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay based idea I still like her 5 outfit though.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Look man, I don't want anyone forgetting for a second that Lady is the alpha tomboy, and I'll sacrifice a weird bit of thigh for her abs.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have good taste.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks smoking in 5 frick you crack smoking morons, use Trish next time.

    3>5>4 and she’s 100% best action wife in all 3 kys

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fixed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like an evangelion character (insert long face asuke) lady’s always had a smaller rounder face. Kys.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both of these are wrong. A strong chin is fine with an appealing face, and most of the girls Ganker loves are actually petite and/or e-girls.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    5 is way better than 4 at least, but 3 is peak. the outfit doesnt match her in 4, itd be better on trish

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 was peak. you could tell it was quality by how perfectly crafted her body was and the attention to detail on her breast animation.
    5 lady is fricking trash. look at that little goblin midget with that awful baggy costume. man DMC5 is just a visually repulsive game to look at.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lady has always been short, you can find any screenshot from the anime or games with her next to Dante’s sword where it’s always portrayed as bigger than her. Frick you revisionist morons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get your ass back to Final Fantasy, DMC4 looked like shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        best colour theory and best animation in the series period.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's patently absurd how little of the DMC fanbase matured with it. I don't want to go on a "I was there when it was written" rant but V might be the only media to ever do the "age protagonist(s)" bit well.
    I guess it's just a sign of the times.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"age
      missing a d there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mature people don't need to talk very loudly about the series any more. Conversations become "I think this was cool" and everyone else saying "yeah, that's reasonable". Don't mistake chimpanzees flinging shit on Ganker as the entirety of the DMC fanbase.

      It's also been quite a while since 5 came out and there's not much to say. When/if we get a new one, it'll pick up again.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it annoy anyone else that we never see Lady use her weird lever action crossbow thing? It's such a unique weapon, I don't even know if it's based on anything real or not.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 >>>> 5 >> 4

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not just the outfits or face, she went from doing cool sexy action hero poses to just standing still smiling for the camera.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the hell was Lady doing sexy poses? All she did was blow shit up, do acrobatics and shoot Dante in the face. Did even play DMC3?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets raped by demons
    Literally used goods

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    + thigh high boots

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI slop
      kys zoomer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ai can’t do ladies hair so this was a wasted effort from the start anon.

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