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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 critics
    95 community

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. The gamergate crowd is gonna nuke it in every possible way for any bullshit reason.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Woke projection is a law of nature.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    68 critics
    92 community

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    75, both critic and user

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    79

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    69 critic's
    88 user's

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony is publishing it and funding it so it won't get lower than an 80 unless journos want to have their access to future Playstation Studios titles revoked.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    82
    >inb4 critics will rate it low because sexy female!
    nier automata is 89, Bayonetta is 90+

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>inb4 critics will rate it low because sexy female!
      They very much will.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        name one instance where they rated a good game low because of sexualized characters

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bayonetta 3.
          https://www.polygon.com/reviews/23421409/bayonetta-3-review-platinumgames-nintendo-switch

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            they didn't complain about her sexualization at all though, they literally mentioned that they love the first two games moron

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              see

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                i did, where does it complain about sexualization? it's saying the story is worthless, yes it's a shit review but it constantly mentions how they love the first two games and the sexual liberty of the character, did you really think im not gonna read?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny how schizos like to ramble about jornos even though they always rate sexualized games highly if they're good, even Xenoblade 2 is well rated

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if they're good
        It's made by asiatics, it's not gonna be good.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand how schizos like you exist to deep throat game journos at every beck and call. Do you do it for free or are you emotionally or financially invested in them?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >schizo

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do they put up such obvious troony pictures?

          what a pathetic loser that the highlight of his life is his pet rabbit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >even though they always rate sexualized games highly if they're good, even Xenoblade 2 is well rated
        Xenoblade 2 was literally avoided like a plague in every single award show at the time of its release, not a single nomination. Meanwhile the much tamer Xeno 1 and Xeno 3 got nominations even they didn't win any of them.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bayonetta is safe horny though

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's about as safe horny as stellar blade

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The femcel leddit that shit their diaper over ever attractive game character likes bayonetta so something about her is perceived as "non-problematic" to libcucks.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>inb4 critics will rate it low because sexy female!
      >nier automata is 89, Bayonetta is 90+
      Year of those games?
      There you go.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nier was released during peak SJW, Bayonetta too was rereleased during those times, Bayonetta 3 also released recently and was well reviewed, what does the Oscars have to do with videogames moron?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bayonetta 3 also released recently and was well reviewed,
          You mean the one that literally has a censored mode to appease those types? Are you serious? Even with that mode turned off Bayonetta still doesn't get as naked in-between attacks as she used to in Bayonetta 1.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nier automata is 89,
      You have to go out of your way to sexualize 2B, Automata's themes and award winning soundtrack distracted all critics long enough for them to give their high scores.

      Stellar Blade is much more sexual and has already gotten journos bad attention.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean Nikke's OST is god tier so I wouldn't be surprised if Stellar Blade has a really good OST as well.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nikke's OST is god tier
          Shut the frick up zoomer.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good point. And the music has only been getting better in recent times too. If I had Xitter i'd try to ask Cosmograph if he's made anything for Stellar Blade.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both of those games released prior to the paradigm shift that came with the 2020's.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there is no culture war in ba sing se

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    0 critics
    0 community
    99 coommunity

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    50 average pro reviewers
    90 average community but will drop to 60 once the incels get banned

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    99

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhere in the low 80s like 82.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    70 from critics (Would be an 80 if not for icky points)
    80 from community but will be remembered as mediocre about a year later, when people have actually played it.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex/100

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Critics? 84 including the 41%
    Users? 92 for the culos and good gameplay
    The in-house nikke collab will save it, that's for sure

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I already did, and asiatics still can't make any good video games.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy your censored slop

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        go have a fap and get some post-nut clarity.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just watch porn
          This argument always misses the point of why people like having extremely softcore ecchi content in video games. It's not about "Aw man I need to jack off" it's about two things, really. The first being the sensibility of an outfit's design. I cannot suspend my disbelief enough to convince myself every woman is wearing spats or has some black void underneath her skirt. The second is the temptation. The tantalization. The chance to peek what lies beneath, or just the ability to see what's there whenever you want. These are my thoughts on the matter immediately after jacking off. The principle of the thing is what matters. I don't give a shit if weak men and women aren't interested in seeing a woman's panties or cleavage. I want to see those things, and I'm never going to pretend otherwise. Not everything has to be for you and your ilk. Kindly frick off and play something else instead of trying to change everything to abide by your own ideals.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >every woman is wearing spats or has some black void underneath her skirt.

            but you can suspend your disbelief to believe that they would fight in a skirt in the first place? Not to mention all the boob plates and uncovered unprotected spots.
            Spats seem to be more believable than those things,

            >Kindly frick off and play something else

            i already won and didnt even need to try. Korea is even more cucked than jp, i dont know how you cant see that. Porn is banned completely and its super conservative.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            not reading some coombrain's logic, just jerk off ,moron

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You remain stubborn and unwilling to engage with thoughts and opinions that don't mirror your own. And that's truly the crux of the issue these days. People are all too willing to spew whatever bullshit they please but unwilling to see or hear of anything else. Social media was a mistake. I can't deal with you terminally online homosexuals anymore.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        already working on fixing that
        https://github.com/Nenkai/GBFRDataTools

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife / 10. Stellar Blade

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is maciej nowicki

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    65 critics
    85 community
    Which seems in line with what most anons are saying.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    79/100

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Critics
    80-85. An unproven dev/IP cannot get higher than that without being full of ugly black women and gay sex, but if they don't give decent scores then Sony will get angry with them.
    Bayo had no Yuri tax, ff16 had no Black person tax, both were from major publishers and got low 80s scores. Armored core was rated as low as they could (thanks to being a more niche style of game that journos despise) while still sucking off the industry's new infallible darling developer and it got low-mid 80s.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >with Sony bonus = 90-75
    >without Sony bonus = 70-75

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It won't matter much if it sells well.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    critics - 45

    community - 65

    It will be a jank action game that people will fawn over in 5 years

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    69

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low 60s to high 70s with critics. I'll be very surprised if it breaks 80
    Hard to say with audiences because I expect it to be review bombed a bit in the first week. Though it'll be higher than critics' in the end

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I expect it to be review bombed a bit in the first week.
      troonyera already confirmed they would.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regardless of quality it won't be liked by either the mainstream or critics. Niche action games just don't sell well without being attached to an existing IP.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it looks awful, no style, bad design. asiatic slop with asiatic animu faces. Story is probably terribad.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >japan got a rich industry full of iconic and legendary game since the early 90's
    >asiatics trash have huuuuuuuuuuum mmoslop and gacha cancer
    Learn your place you worthless trash

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You can play good games right now, like dmc and witcher 3. Why would you want to play as an a ugly asiatic girl instead of a badass chad that fricks women?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      By your own logic, why would you want to play video games instead of fricking women?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do frick your mom.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Korean
    Based on my experience with their mmoslop, all flash no substance so mediocre experience wrapped up in a pretty package. Average rating at best. Maybe it'll be different but I don't have high expectations.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    80 critics 88 user

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    82/100

    people overesitmate sjw influence on review scores, just look at hogwarts

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    99%

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ASS/100

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    20 critics
    98 community

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gamers will love it if devs don't royally frick up
    Critics are not gamers so they will scream and cry for censorship and male gaze (while they creamed over homosexuals)

    The hypocritical mind will always fall to the left.
    No act against them is immoral.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    63 Critical
    76 Community, 90% of them are two warring factions of homosexuals who don't play video games review bombing both negative and positive reviews

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhere in the low-mid 80s for critics. The average Ganker user is completely detached from reality

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to know what "reality" you are from. It certainly isn't this one.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to get effectively review bombed by critics for featuring a pretty girl with a nice body.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the reddit thread of this game and most redditors are defending this game with swords and shields and downvoting every moron who complains about the design, what the frick is happening?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know, don't care. Go back.

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >79 critics
    >90 fans
    Out of 10

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOT ANIME GIRL
    I BUY
    I RATE HIGH

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I CANNOT MATE
      >I DILATE
      >I DIE YOUNG
      >THIS IS MY FATE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    89 review score
    Enough for most people to trust the score to buy it, but enough room for improvement so that the sequel can get 96-99 and no one bats an eye

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    40 critic
    82 audience

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    2000's gaming brothers we're back

    https://noisypixel.net/stellar-blade-20-30-different-costumes-protagonist/

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >30 costumes for a 5 hour game
      BASED BASED BASED

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5 hour game
        *citation needed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Short, highly replayable game instead of padded open world trash
        Oh yeah, I'm thinking based.

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will have 10 points higher in community. But have an 80 in community when people find out it is just a button masher with heavy pauses in the action to watch it play itself.

    70/80

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Single player game
    - Linear game mixed with semi-open world areas
    - Inspired by NieR: Automata
    - Combos, parries and evasion play a big role in combat
    - Gameplay requires you to carefully asses enemy movements
    - Difficulty can be adjusted
    - Boss battles are a key element
    - Each boss has a unique attack pattern
    - Includes long range weapons
    - Help restore the city of 'Zion' and its residents
    - Receive side quests from npcs in town
    - Will have fishing!
    - Eve has 20-30 costumes
    - Adam and Lily also have costumes
    - There will be rare costumes
    - Collect costume material and designs in-game
    - Costumes can also be purchased in towns
    - Inspired by Battle Angel Alita and Blade Runner
    - Inspired by other games such as Sekiro, Bayonetta, God of War and Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >- Inspired by Battle Angel Alita and Blade Runner
      Unironically this is all I need, I wish I had a sick Alita game.

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    100 morons giving it a 0
    and 100 morons giving it 100 as always

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