corpospeak about how xbox isn't going away but how they're pushing games to other platforms
xbox won't be dead in reality but it will be dead in our hearts >acecombatbelkamemebutforxbox.tiff
Banjo banging her is the hottest thing ever. Like yeah you lost your sister, might as well slam some witch c**t that technically contains your sister's essence. Its borderline incest, and it makes me diamonds.
The original Atari lasted for 21 years.
We are currently in the ballpark of 23 years for Xbox. So no. Atari didn't manage live longer than Xbox. The Atari you know of right now isn't is a some other entity made up of nobodies completely unrelated to the original several decades after the death of the original.
Why do Americans love Xbox so damn hard?
Xbox
What with how Xbox practically doesn't even exist in Asia, and with how it's so weak in Europe. All of Xbox is practically resting on America and America alone is keeping Xbox away from sinking.
But for what? Xbox has never been good and has never offered anything that didn't already exist elsewhere.
Xbox is done as both a brand and as a console. Activision acquisition has left the actual Microsoft higher ups scrambling to only focus on the profitable parts of their gaming sector, and consoles ain't it. Game Pass is also done and dusted, no way they were making money off that shit.
COMPLETE ATARI DOMINATION
I still hold the faith
*cough*
in japan, the american video game crash is known as the "atari shock"
Phil steps down.
Microsoft acquisition of Sony
corpospeak about how xbox isn't going away but how they're pushing games to other platforms
xbox won't be dead in reality but it will be dead in our hearts
>acecombatbelkamemebutforxbox.tiff
HEY XBOX!
banjo and kazooie new game .3.
I want the grunt c**t
6 year old me instinctually knew this was good without any sexual thought or feelings, checkmate liberals/rightoids.
Banjo banging her is the hottest thing ever. Like yeah you lost your sister, might as well slam some witch c**t that technically contains your sister's essence. Its borderline incest, and it makes me diamonds.
>We're listening and we hear you.
This is a professional way to say
>shut the frick up we don't care what you say so stop talking
They are either gonna dumb ALL of Activision games to soften the blow or Phil is about to have a Don Mattrick moment.
>Atari managed to live longer than Xbox
The Atari you're thinking of is most definitely not the same Atari your parents knew. Atari has been a husk for decades at this point.
still releasing consoles. Hows that Xbox doin, jive turkey?
The OG Atari isn't releasing consoles. Some nobodies' who co-op'd the name are making a console.
Don't bother Ataribro, this thread is full of jive turkeys.
>using Atari for consolewars
Anon. You must be 18 to post here.
The original Atari lasted for 21 years.
We are currently in the ballpark of 23 years for Xbox. So no. Atari didn't manage live longer than Xbox. The Atari you know of right now isn't is a some other entity made up of nobodies completely unrelated to the original several decades after the death of the original.
Every single Xbox influencer had a massive meltdown this week and a lot of them are done entirely.
There's been epic levels of cope on the /r/XboxSeriesX with morons melting down too and getting mad.
I'm predicting they drop out of making dedicated Xbox hardware.
>we're listening
That's all Phil said for the past decade
Why do Americans love Xbox so damn hard?
Xbox
What with how Xbox practically doesn't even exist in Asia, and with how it's so weak in Europe. All of Xbox is practically resting on America and America alone is keeping Xbox away from sinking.
But for what? Xbox has never been good and has never offered anything that didn't already exist elsewhere.
>Why do Americans love Xbox so damn hard?
They are 'murican and thus the best by definition.
American Brand. Made sense
Supporting a brand even though it's inferior and doesn't benefit you, is unironic cattle behaviour.
American here
I hate Xbox and think it's a joke
It makes America look stupid
Xbox is done as both a brand and as a console. Activision acquisition has left the actual Microsoft higher ups scrambling to only focus on the profitable parts of their gaming sector, and consoles ain't it. Game Pass is also done and dusted, no way they were making money off that shit.
Game pass for everyone, multiplat, death of Xbox consoles, exclusive Banjo Game for Switch 2
neutered gamepass on PS5 and switch 2 that only offers microsoft games
They're going to put a 4090 in every Xbox
Phil Spencer will be executed live on-stream