Kek here comes cloggernon!!! Honestly though op you could actually just drink the monsters and nothing else and actually lose some weight during your gamerathon, have you thought about that? You could get in shape gaming by not stuffing your fat pig face?
Whenever I do shit like this I make a massive broil full of shellfish and I get a bunch of different fish and squid to deep fry. Coffee and various alcohol for everything else.
>alcohol
if i drink one standard drink i'll be in bed within an hour, shit just puts me to sleep and gives me a headache. i wish i could smoke weed again but i got too addicted to it
D4 looks pretty lame tbh. better than 3 sure. better than 2? maybe. But overall it seems obvious to me the devs had no vision beyond this always online mmo lite design.
you should cut down on the chips and cook some steak or something, make a bunch of burgers or order some pizzas, better than all those chips man >candy
all of those are shit except the chocolate wich you should use to make a huge batch of milkshake and store it in the freezer inside a thermal flask >monster and diet pepsi
should have gotten alcohol and cigarettes
seriously though, just thinking about some dude with greasy cheeto fingers tapping away at his keyboard getting grease everywhere is so uncomfortable and disgusting, either you power trough it like a subhuman or you have to be wiping your fingers on a towel every couple minutes, its just not ideal
>Big League Chew
Holy frick, I haven't had that since the early 90's. I'm Danish, but have some cousins who live in America. They'd sometimes send a box of American candy to us and always put big league chew with grape flavour. Shit takes me back.
We called it big lagooo chew lel...
>getting older >working out more >sleeping less and less
How to I fix myself at this point? 4 hours is my max limit. If I sleep any longer then my legs start moving.
>If I sleep any longer then my legs start moving
wtf, me too. I slept 8 hrs once and woke up to a leg cramp
now i need melatonin to stay asleep for 7hrs.
I heard it's called restless leg syndrome but beyond a few youtube videos I don't know much. The one solution I've found is to get blackout drunk. But you feel awful the next day so the point becomes moot. I've tried melatonin but apparently it's not actually a sleep aid and just helps you regulate patterns. But if you don't sleep with any consistency regardless it won't help you at all.
try this >stay awake for 24 - 48hrs >get real sleepy >wait till the exact time you want to fix your sleep cycle to >pop some melatonin >wake up in 6 - 8 hrs >stick to the same time frame that you went to sleep to
>Stay awake for 24 hours
I guarantee that you've never been able to do this. I worked as a security guard doing some rough shift work, and everybody I've worked with has said they tried to do the 24 hour reset. No one ever completed it except for very rare exceptions.
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i did it alot cause i was a shitty college student that waited till the last minute to do an all nighter. it helps if you are very sensitive to caffeine, two cups of coffee could keep me up all night
>old enough to be at Uni when Diablo 3 came out >couple guys I knew were super hype, one did this kind of prep and intended to just skip a week's worth of lectures and shit >D3 comes out, everyone hates it >he starts coming back to uni like 2 days after it came out
That to me was the peak of a "broken man" whenever anyone mentioned D3.
I had a friend who would get aggressive towards me whenever I questioned why he was so excited towards D3. He sure changed his tone after lol.
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ESL detected
This guy went from "DUDE IM SO HYPE IM GONNA FRICKING SMASH IT" to just "I still can't stop playing but I hate myself and I don't wanna talk about it, go away".
Like watching a kid being promised their dream toy just to find out it's a turd wrapped in plastic. A bit of his soul died.
>Be 10 >See a trailer for spore >Everything agrees unanimously this will change the world >Go to school and tell everyone about how amazing Spore will be when it comes out >I start getting made fun of because all I talk about is spore >Don't care, these ignorant toddlers will be embarrassed when Spore is released and they eat their words >Spore is released >Mfw after playing all the way to space stage >I thought it was illegal how they lied, turns out what they did is just everyday business for advertising.
>eating goyslop while playing goyslop to die of heart attack from being fat and not sleeping for 2 days
actually do that please, the less morons like you are alive the better it is for the entire rest of the planet
>prepare for no sleep marathon >3AM >go to sleep anyway >massive diarrea hrough half of the next day morning because of all that junk food
Nobody told me life is so unfun after 25
ever since I turned 20 I just can't handle not getting 8 hours of sleep
I just shut down, I used to go day without sleep in my teens, now I need caffeine if I want to be productive that day
I can't do that anymore. I get too depressed thinking about all the ingredients in the food.
you must be fun at parties, frickin nerd
They didn't invite you the first time you showed up and ate all the food and clogged the toilet
Kek here comes cloggernon!!! Honestly though op you could actually just drink the monsters and nothing else and actually lose some weight during your gamerathon, have you thought about that? You could get in shape gaming by not stuffing your fat pig face?
chugging energy drink on an empty stomach is a good way to get abdominal pain from experience. gotta drink an equal amount of water with it too
call a gamer a nerd as an insult. Really gaming scene went down the shitter with all normies on board.
ok nerd
You are a dullard.
you're eating literal goyslop.
have a nice day.
Post a picture of the inside of your fridge and freezer
Irrelevant. You are proud of the goyslop you eat instead of being ashamed. You are disgusting.
i bet you to are eating something that's considered "goyslop" by Ganker standards kek
brainrot post.
probably from eating too much goyslop
you should be ashamed your fridge is filled with goyslop, post it dude, reveal your shame kek
Hope you go into a diabetic coma so this board can be spared from at least one more moron's low IQ takes.
Black person
good goy
I got diabetes just from looking at this pic
pussy
it's even if you do that once a week, but you don't have to eat shit the rest of the days
Whenever I do shit like this I make a massive broil full of shellfish and I get a bunch of different fish and squid to deep fry. Coffee and various alcohol for everything else.
>alcohol
if i drink one standard drink i'll be in bed within an hour, shit just puts me to sleep and gives me a headache. i wish i could smoke weed again but i got too addicted to it
>so many snaks
>so little beverages
What the frick is that shit?
that's all poison bro
make a homemade organic meal,like a proper human being
I remember this fricking D3 image
I wonder whatever happened to whoever originally posted this
Probably even fatter or dead considering it was a little over 10 years ago.
He probably tried to drown his anger at the shitty launch of the game by eating all these snacks then died of heart attack
post it
>buying snacks two months before the game is out
>implying your fatass won't eat them all before then
lol
D4 looks pretty lame tbh. better than 3 sure. better than 2? maybe. But overall it seems obvious to me the devs had no vision beyond this always online mmo lite design.
>better than D3
AHAHAHAHAHAA
Too much salt. I recommend whoever made this pic to start low-sodium diet.
Twink
Yeah buddy, just go vegan and drop to 140 pounds, the women love that! It’s all about being HEALTHY and living FOREVER!
its not for months, kind of early to be prepping snacks.
I never understood why people eat doritos, its such a shit tier chip
you should cut down on the chips and cook some steak or something, make a bunch of burgers or order some pizzas, better than all those chips man
>candy
all of those are shit except the chocolate wich you should use to make a huge batch of milkshake and store it in the freezer inside a thermal flask
>monster and diet pepsi
should have gotten alcohol and cigarettes
seriously though, just thinking about some dude with greasy cheeto fingers tapping away at his keyboard getting grease everywhere is so uncomfortable and disgusting, either you power trough it like a subhuman or you have to be wiping your fingers on a towel every couple minutes, its just not ideal
that's why you pour the chips into your mouth noob
based and gamerpilled.
>ywn grind 10 levels in 1 sitting after WoW expansion launch again
You'll get bored and stop after 3 hours.
no i wont.
frick you
gay men thread
>fresh game launch
>nobody knows anything
>everyones gonna be playing
im excited
rate my preparatory stockpile Ganker
Why do you like regular/no-carb Monster? That shit is so nasty. Would take at least half of the flavor varieties over it.
Why not some actual food instead of high fat/sodium processed crap?
>Big League Chew
Holy frick, I haven't had that since the early 90's. I'm Danish, but have some cousins who live in America. They'd sometimes send a box of American candy to us and always put big league chew with grape flavour. Shit takes me back.
We called it big lagooo chew lel...
>Big League Chew
You have to be 18 to post here, Squirt.
>being an oldgay
>getting heartburn just looking at the chips and soda
just gonna do a 4 hr session, then sleep by 10
>getting older
>working out more
>sleeping less and less
How to I fix myself at this point? 4 hours is my max limit. If I sleep any longer then my legs start moving.
>If I sleep any longer then my legs start moving
wtf, me too. I slept 8 hrs once and woke up to a leg cramp
now i need melatonin to stay asleep for 7hrs.
I heard it's called restless leg syndrome but beyond a few youtube videos I don't know much. The one solution I've found is to get blackout drunk. But you feel awful the next day so the point becomes moot. I've tried melatonin but apparently it's not actually a sleep aid and just helps you regulate patterns. But if you don't sleep with any consistency regardless it won't help you at all.
try this
>stay awake for 24 - 48hrs
>get real sleepy
>wait till the exact time you want to fix your sleep cycle to
>pop some melatonin
>wake up in 6 - 8 hrs
>stick to the same time frame that you went to sleep to
>stick to the same time frame that you went to sleep to
you are so out of touch with reality you stupid Black person
one can never predict the future
>schedules are magic!
shut up homosexual
>Stay awake for 24 hours
I guarantee that you've never been able to do this. I worked as a security guard doing some rough shift work, and everybody I've worked with has said they tried to do the 24 hour reset. No one ever completed it except for very rare exceptions.
i did it alot cause i was a shitty college student that waited till the last minute to do an all nighter. it helps if you are very sensitive to caffeine, two cups of coffee could keep me up all night
its easy just dont close ur eyes u fricking moron
Sounds like fun but don't take launch day off work, you just know the game will be unplayable for the first day or two
>old enough to be at Uni when Diablo 3 came out
>couple guys I knew were super hype, one did this kind of prep and intended to just skip a week's worth of lectures and shit
>D3 comes out, everyone hates it
>he starts coming back to uni like 2 days after it came out
That to me was the peak of a "broken man" whenever anyone mentioned D3.
>>old enough to be at Uni when Diablo 3 came out
>implying this makes you remotely old
it makes you ~30 which is old
Not saying I'm old, just old "enough".
This guy went from "DUDE IM SO HYPE IM GONNA FRICKING SMASH IT" to just "I still can't stop playing but I hate myself and I don't wanna talk about it, go away".
Like watching a kid being promised their dream toy just to find out it's a turd wrapped in plastic. A bit of his soul died.
I had a friend who would get aggressive towards me whenever I questioned why he was so excited towards D3. He sure changed his tone after lol.
ESL detected
>greentexting is esl
>Be 10
>See a trailer for spore
>Everything agrees unanimously this will change the world
>Go to school and tell everyone about how amazing Spore will be when it comes out
>I start getting made fun of because all I talk about is spore
>Don't care, these ignorant toddlers will be embarrassed when Spore is released and they eat their words
>Spore is released
>Mfw after playing all the way to space stage
>I thought it was illegal how they lied, turns out what they did is just everyday business for advertising.
>playing any AAA game on launch day
people never learn lol
Why are sunchips even a thing, that's literally the worst fricking chip ever invented.
The homosexual who took this photo is obviously a federal agent. Nobody but a fed would think sunchips belongs outside the trash
You guys are refusing to buy this game and boycotting Activision-Blizzard, right?
Not boycotting anything, blizzard doesn't exist dude. It's a figment of your imagination based off of weird internet meta myth.
I'm hyped to play my damage against nearby enemies build. Perhaps followed by a damage against far away enemies build.
How can you eat greasy stuff while playing?
Fricking savages
remind me my preparations for 11.11.11. skyrim release was so good.
Diablo 3 was shit and this will be too. Keep giving them money to finance more trash like this.
Wtf is this can top?
It unscrews like a bottle.
>all the people itt that don't recognize OPs pic
Is this what getting old feels like?
>error 37
we got new errors!
I lile the jerky monster and lays.
Can't do this no more, wife won't let me have gamer fun anymore
>eating goyslop while playing goyslop to die of heart attack from being fat and not sleeping for 2 days
actually do that please, the less morons like you are alive the better it is for the entire rest of the planet
>prepare for no sleep marathon
>3AM
>go to sleep anyway
>massive diarrea hrough half of the next day morning because of all that junk food
Nobody told me life is so unfun after 25
wait until you're 40, you'll get heart burn with two bites into a pizza
America deserves to be destroyed
ever since I turned 20 I just can't handle not getting 8 hours of sleep
I just shut down, I used to go day without sleep in my teens, now I need caffeine if I want to be productive that day
have fun
>drinks not refrigerated
no I don't want ice watering down my drinks
swedish fish are so gross
Yes. But not with goyslop but actual food with nutriens
if you gave $200 to a fourth grader this is what they would come out of the store with