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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just don't set it to those options if you don't like it

    • 9 months ago
      SAGE

      Why are zoomer gamers such disabled morons?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slowing down a game seems to me like something for boomers with dementia

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/saG9AfL.jpg

      >press x for awesome combat is too hard and fast for snoys

      gaming is an old man's sport now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 42 and can still play action games just as well as I did as a teen.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          oof. this guy played like a 42 year old man when he was a teen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't waste dev time and budget into making these options and instead make a better game. Just give disabled people and morons an invincibility option that just toggles your hp from decreasing and takes 0.0002 shekels to implement.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just don't waste dev time and budget into making these options
        You're an absolute fricking moron if you think any significant amount of money or time goes into making accessibility options

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're an absolute Black personcattle subhuman homosexual if you think any change in AAA garbage doesn't take a load of money as it has to go through 99999 employees before even being applied.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you also cry this hard when Rockstar wasted their time adding Godmode, infinite money, and all weapons into GTA games? No? Shut the frick up already. Cry baby homosexual

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              sorry I wouldn't know. I don't play w*stern AAA pozzware, I'm just shitposting.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                18+

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                but I'm 37

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Start acting like it :3

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is a 40y/o man doing consolewarring and using zoomer-touristspeak like "pozzed"? Shit is fricking sad, my guy. You deserve better.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trying to ridicule the word "pozzed"
                you ain't fooling anyone Black personzoomer

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's no trying. The word is zoomerspeak and you should feel as embarrassed saying it as you would saying bussin. You just mistake it for not being autistic because you frequent the most zoomer-ridden board where it's used regularly.
                https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pozzed
                You can go back now, tourist.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >by craig395792
                >April 6, 2021
                cool story Black personzoomercattle, your gen was still scared of the dark when Ganker was saying pozzed. Also look at the second definition and when it was uploaded.

                https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/pozzed/order/asc/
                shit doesn't go earlier than 2015 but I'm sure shit came up before.
                I encourage anons to keep calling out pozzed shitware, as it now its clear that triggers zoomies.

                t. been here since 2007-8

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                40 year-old's are browsing /v and shitposting with anime pics

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                more common than you think
                its fricking over

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were here before you anon, and they will be here still when you hit 40 and are still posting here. It'll happen to yooooou.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this would be true for the topic at hand if it was still industry standard to make games completely framebound. it's not though and hasn't been for over 25 years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this shit just reinforces number tweaks as a substitution for actual difficulty differences. I don't want the game balanced around one set speed and anything harder is just sped the frick up I want actual differences that matter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is this any different than an easy mode that lowers damage and aggression? If anything slower combat options helps teach people the proper way to play.

      Drastically varied difficulty modes shatter the ludonarrative of the game. Looking at it purely from a """" artistic"""" perspective, it's better to filter some potential buyers so that you can create a more resonant ludonarrative than it is to allow dissonance to take hold. Every game would not be enjoyable if all you needed to do was hold forward and press X mindlessly. Really varied difficulty options are not quite that bad but it's a step in that direction.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        video games are NOT art

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >video games are NOT art

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just dont look at the man fricking your wife if you dont like seeing it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cuckold analogy
        Do Gankerirgins really?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          gotta talk a language you can understand

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >please spend dev time adding a feature that .00001% of players will use instead of adding better gameplay
      what is wrong with zoomers

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would this feature honestly take that much time and budget. It's a Spidey game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t even know why you would need this for combat that is so easy you can do while sleeping

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        snoys are literal moronic braindead subhumans.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/saG9AfL.jpg

      >press x for awesome combat is too hard and fast for snoys

      If they have those options, are there a 1.5x or 2x times speed options?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lame

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, why is everyone so upset?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        theyre moronic, move along

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >build a giant dick marble statue in the middle of a park, using contributor's money
      >There are people that like the giant dick, why are you so upset? It's not in front of your house, you don't even go to the park, you can dodge it if you don't like it, just close your eyes, maybe try to understand why other people may like it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        One thing you can always rely on Ganker for is moronic analogies

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        can snoys go a single thread not thinking about dicks

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait a second. sony is word filtered?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This analogy doesn't even make any sense. It would be more accurate to say that you owned the statue and that you can remove the dick yourself at any time you want. Better yet--you can shove it right up your fricking ass because you're obviously used to subjecting yourself to easily avoidable butthurt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't be too moronic for games made for americans.

      >please spend dev time adding a feature that .00001% of players will use instead of adding better gameplay
      what is wrong with zoomers

      I don't think you understand the subject, the gameplay is fricking rancid and it's that way by design.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But having accessibility option that hides homosexuality in BG3 is homophobic and evil so we shouldn't have that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >accessibility option to hide homosexuality
        LMAOOO holy frick my sides, what a pussy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every time

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pussy is an ableist word

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He can't press X in a three second window
          >Insulting anyone else

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ust don't set it to those options if you don't like it
      >NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT TURN OFF THOSE TRANS FLAGS!! ONLY WE CAN DO THAT IN THE CHINESE VERSION!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just don't set it to those options if you don't like it
      fpbp

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/saG9AfL.jpg

      >press x for awesome combat is too hard and fast for snoys

      I don't at all understand how anyone had trouble with the easy mode so this seems totally unnecessary but it literally doesn't effect me because I'll be playing hardest and Insomniac story games aren't predicated on a difficult experience

      Honestly though at a certain point why even bother playing the game instead of watching it on youtube for free?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why play with something interactive
        this fricking board i swear to god

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bamham shit is about as noninteractive as it gets. Turn based JRPGs are more involved.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            your opinion means nothing when you trivialize the fricking median you claim is a hobby you absolute fricking moron

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not trivializing anything, and being american makes you inhuman.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not trivializing anything
                yes, yes you are. by claiming "just watch video games instead of playing them" you are trivializing them. you fricking idiot.
                >american
                lolno

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Simon for morons (americans) isn't videogames, go play on traffic.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you even playing a game when it's 30% speed or press A to win?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon if you're on super easy at 30% speed it's barely interactive

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're in the same boat here

            >I'm not trivializing anything
            yes, yes you are. by claiming "just watch video games instead of playing them" you are trivializing them. you fricking idiot.
            >american
            lolno

            you're an idiot by self-admission.
            congratulations.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anon those are two different posters
              If you're going to turn off the ability to lose and slow combat to a crawl with no reaction required I don't know what you're getting out of the game that you couldn't get from a twitch stream

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s intrinsic value in gatekeeping and your post is proof of that. Video games being difficult is the filter. The easier games got the worse the industry became.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fear, and Hunger?!
      >Just set it to Safe, and Satiety!
      Why play video games?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      implying i'm moronic enough to buy a PS5 or a spiderman game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's insulting that it's even an option.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is it insulting to you? It's optional.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because people bad at games shouldn't even be able to enjoy them.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why? What does it change to you that people can play on easy mode? You can still play on hard or challenging difficulties, that's not gone.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              they gatekept me out of a gf, i gatekeep them outta my frickin games

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not a answer to my response. Please read carefully if you intend to try again.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're still not explaining why these people dont "deserve" to play games.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't say that. Please read carefully if you intend to try again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just don't set it to those options if you don't like it
      love how the most simple option infuriated Gankerpol/

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, it's ironic how Ganker b***hes about forced multiplayer in certain games, but at the same time dictates how others are allowed to enjoy their single player game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      those options exists because drooling morons are demanding them as the new normal. Your next game will be at 60% speed by default

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. FPBP. I don't play easy mode in any of the games I play (or use cheat codes like in Doom or Blood or whatever), and I don't give a frick if someone else does. It doesn't affect me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fpwp

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      B-but everything has to be the next Elden RIng in terms of difficulty!? Even when OP is probably a Nintendogay who plays even easier games than Spooderman.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >elden ring
        >difficult

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is already easy though. Imagine being this bad at vidya.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just don't set it to those options if you don't like it

      why does this make people seethe so hard? you aren't being forced to use it.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >press power button
    >game is now 100% slowed
    now it's gaming time

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game design choices shouldn't be an option.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so people with no hands can sit and watch a cool 20 hour spider man movie, shit head.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is for disabled people you fricking piece of shit. What the frick is wrong with you?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >snoys are disabled
      I knew it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, they really know the PS5 audience well. The special edition oughta come with a Spiderman-patterned bike helmet and matching drool cup.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This probably sounded funnier in head.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >rage-typo
          Alright, who is it? Brother? Cousin? Friend?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're attacking typos then you've lost the battle of the bants, fren. Get thicker skin or sharper wit.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Get thicker skin
              You mean thicker than your skull? Jesus, I think I'd have to be legally renamed to "Ben Grimm".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick disabled people, they're a waste of oxygen and resources

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, anon.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I might be a waste of oxygen and resources, but a the very least I'm not disabled

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You angrily ranting about eugenics on Ganker on a Weds night. It's safe to say a few eggs are missing from your basket, anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is for disabled people
      makes sense. it is being made for Snoy Black folk after all.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Combat is legitimately the worst part of these games.
    And the problem is there isn't much to them beyond the combat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    these are literally for disabled people who lack the motor skills to play easy videogames properly, you literal fricking moron.
    >WOOOW RAMPS?? I GUESS STAIRS ARE TOO HARD NOW?

    • 9 months ago
      SAGE

      Ramps aren't videogames.
      Stairs are.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and the disabled should be allowed to experience videogames in the very limited ways they can
        this doesn't impact you at all and might make someone's life better so why are you being a homosexual?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          if holding your hands slightly together and pressing some buttons is starting to ask too much from people then you have bigger things to worry about than getting to play spiderman 2

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes of course, disabled people shouldn't be allowed to enjoy entertainment because their lives are fricked. They should just sit around and wallow in self pity
            I really hope you get hit by a bus and suffer permanent brain damage that destroys your motor skills so you can realize how much of a homosexual you're being right now

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              is that what happened to you to make you so fricking moronic?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're the one complaining about a feature solely because it might make someone's life better

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's to make more sheckels selling their movies, don't kid youself

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're delusional if you think pandering to people too crippled to play videogames properly is a big market

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cucks that worship companies will give them more money

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm questioning what fricking disability makes playing videogames so hard that the person in question is not on some kind of hospice care at that point. like if your basic motor functions are completely shot to the point you need to play games on 10% speed you're probably more concerned with not choking to death on their own drool
                this shits just a marketing strategy to get dumb c**ts like you to sing praises for the company and for dumb c**ts like me to b***h about it online to generate free advertising for the company

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe they're also "bad" at the game and need some help for non-disability reasons too? The accessibility options are also to account for less skilled players and allow them to enjoy the game whether or not they're disabled.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                they make this thing called 'cheat engine' for those people

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >putting easy baby mode features in the game = bad
                >using cheat engine for those exact same features = good
                your brain must be massive

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                one requires dev resources and one doesn't

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure it took dozens of developers to put a switch in the menu that alters literally one single veriable

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yet you don't find such a feature in good games like BotW.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Knowing Sony's incompetent teams it probably did

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Being bad at games is a disability
                Let me update my laywer

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s 99.9% of the people advocating for and using these options

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I really hope you get hit by a bus and suffer permanent brain damage that destroys your motor skills
              I would still refuse to play games that include options that pander to the handicapped.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                true, I can't think of anything worse than a disabled person being allowed to enjoy something

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being allowed to enjoy something
                >playing a shallow action game at .3 speed would be enjoyable

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it would be more enjoyable than not playing it at all, yes. Just like it's more enjoyable to watch a movie with captions for deaf people than to not watch it at all.
                you must be moronic yourself if this is too hard to grasp

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ableists tend to be fricking morons so he probably is one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WOOOW RAMPS?? I GUESS STAIRS ARE TOO HARD NOW?
      Why don't they just play Tony Hawk instead?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WOOOOOW RAMPS FOR A BUILDING THAT WILL NEVER SEE A WHEELCHAIR? BUT WE HAVE TO BUILD A RAMP ANYWAYS!?
      I'm so fricking sick of leftists demanding we bend over backwards for a theoretical person, not even a real person, but a maybe person.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you under the impression that motor skill and cognitive impairments don't exist?
        what building doesn't need wheelchair access, exactly?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm under the impression that if you have 30% motor skills you probably CAN NOT EVEN MENTALLY PROCESS A VIDEO GAME and extreme amounts of resources was spent on someone who probably won't even play the fricking game because THEY ARE MENTAL VEGETABLE. You do realize that this level of accessibility isn't just a drop-in setting right? Someone spent serious time for this. For literally maybe 10 people who actually, seriously might use it. As if before now they weren't playing games.

          I'm really sure there's someone that was like "oh gee I want to play Spider Man 1 but it's just too darn fast, shucks".

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're genuinely just completely clueless on this topic. We're not talking about people who are too mentally moronic to comprehend what's happening on screen but people with things like parkinson's or MS whose mind works perfectly fine but they don't have the dexterity to mash buttons.
            >I'm really sure there's someone that was like "oh gee I want to play Spider Man 1 but it's just too darn fast, shucks".
            There's literally tens of thousands of people who have diseases that prevent them from mashing buttons quickly, yes.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're just mentally and emotionally jerking off over bullshit and I'd be fricking insulted if I had Parkinson's and someone put the game on toddler mode. Sometimes I think you fricking bleeding heart chronic masturbators don't even fricking think about shit. Honestly don't even think you have empathy, just you fricking jizzing over yourself about how much of a saint you are.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd be fricking insulted if I had Parkinson's and someone put the game on toddler mode
                you'd rather not play the game at all because the game asked you to mash square while your body is literally physically incapable of doing that?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I'd rather not fricking play the game at all instead of having it put on toddler mode. I'd watch it on Twitch, unironically. I would play games like Civilization instead myself but games that required motor skills I'd just watch someone else. Not have some person patronize me with a god damn toddler mode.

                Might as well make the "A" button mode where every time you press A it kills an enemy. Fricking stupid. Actually insulting.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                all i can tell you is that other people aren't as blinded by pride and would in fact rather use an accessibility option than not play at all

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah frick off you piece of shit bleeding heart masturbator. It's actually about YOUR ego and feeling good about how you're changing the world, not about how actual disable people interact with it. You're the homosexual that treats disabled people like lesser people and I'd spit in your face. Frick off, I know this is just you jacking off to your own sainthood. And if you truly want to discover how much of a piece of shit you are, how about you put the game on 30% mode and play with one hand, let me know how fricking insulting and boring it is.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you do realize no one is forced to turn this on if they'd rather not, right?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do realize they spent money on this feature, right?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you'd rather not play the game at all because the game asked you to mash square while your body is literally physically incapable of doing that?
                lol yes! you realize that this is what most people do when they get too old to perform basic motor functions? they start adjusting and sometimes completely cut out past hobbies and activities they once enjoyed doing, because they realize they can no longer participate in it normally.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                most hobbies can't be altered to make them possible, games can

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                sure they can; it just also almost always turns the activity into a complete joke which is why it usually gets shot down pretty quickly.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                and yet, you always have posts baseding out about how accessibility options let them enjoy games again
                are you sure you're not just bitter

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No they don't, it's people lying on Reddit for fake points. Go back.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it doesn't conform to my worldview so anyone who claims it happens to them must be lying
                do you ever actually perceive reality or do you just contort it to your opinion?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you really just pull shit out of your ass? Where are these people gushing over accessibility mode, huh? Those le epic 2000 updoot posts on /r/gamer? The latest xbox commercial showing a moron with birth defects playing a game with their nose?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Those le epic 2000 updoot posts on /r/gamer?
                yes? normies use reddit. look at any other normie forum. do you think people will come post here praising accessibility options? lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you think reddit isn't a bunch of liars posting shit for heckin updoots and people jerking off over being enlightened you're a fricking moron. GO BACK.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                so what website would you accept as evidence that people like accessibility options?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                None, holy shit. The whole genre is bunch of homosexuals jerking off over saving the world and being so clueless they don't even realize this is a marketing tactic. You know they made Spider-Man 2 toddler mode? So you'll jerk off and buy the game.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you literally just asked me where they are and now you're saying you won't accept any evidence. perhaps you think you might be wrong and are angry about that?
                >So you'll jerk off and buy the game.
                true, but I wouldn't buy the game unless they added an option that made the combat good

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I certainly wouldn't accept any of the shit websites you use. Reddit? Kotaku? Frick off. The fact is the morons that need this feature are an extreme minority. The morons of that extreme minority that will actually play that game could be counted on two hands. Unironically. So here's my opinion, this feature isn't for making the game reach a wide audience, it's a marketing gimmick for bleeding heart masturbators like you who updoot on Reddit when some moron takes a picture of Spider-Man 2 and says "THANK YOU SONY FOR MAKING THIS HECKIN ACCESSIBLE GAME FOR ME", an you're like "100% YES LIKE LIKE LIKE UPDOOT"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this feature isn't for making the game reach a wide audience
                no one said it was, are you moronic?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're right, it's so a homosexual like you would lap it up.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you always have posts baseding out
                who the frick types like this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >having to refrain from going into a menu to turn on "slow mode" is now "bending over backwards."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon it's a snoy game. This would be like installing a chairlift with a roll cage on it on a ramp to a bouncy castle.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't try reasoning with drooling morons.

  8. 9 months ago
    SAGE

    [...]

    This is a moronic post. Literally everything you choose to do affects other people. You suck dick, you vote left wing because they think that's ok, the liberals ruin the economy. It's all part of the same shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sucking dick ruins the economy
      wtf I love homosexuals now?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I speed UP the gameplay though?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The frick does this have to do with conservatives?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't the first one already have options to completely disable QTEs and button mashing? What would a slowdown option even do to help?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enemies stand still longer before attacking? Maybe the actual movements are slowed to not trigger some motion sickness bullshit? I dunno.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Accessibility features bad!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember this assertion when you play a buggy game with lots of accessibility options. Wait until companies figure out the meta to get automatic points from gays.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we have an accessibility option that makes all forced walking sections and unskippable cutscenes faster too?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would make the games under 2 hours which would be bad for when they release on Steam.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i play all snoyshit games on the easiest difficulty because they're just that bad at making a decent challenge

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are getting closer and closer to Jerma's "Food Mode" idea becoming a reality..

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      every time i see jerma's face he looks different

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OY VEY CHAT, YOU SHOULDN'T GIVE ME ALL THIS MONEY *WINK* *WINK*

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What examples to this and what examples don't?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Accessibility options just make getting trophies easier, since they don't effect earning trophies like cheats that do similar things would.
    Used that "invisiblle while prone" setting in TLOU2 to get the plat.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more people being able to enjoy their hobby is a bad thing

    classic Gankerpol/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The issue is that in many cases these games are designed with accessiblity in mind from day one, rather than simply having accessibility options. Which simplifies these types of games too much for me to be able to enjoy them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Which simplifies these types of games too much for me to be able to enjoy them.

        the game isn't for you then?

        is this your first time being met with this realization?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but its a problem when almost every AAA game becomes like this
          I don't want to only enjoy indie and AA shit. I do care about graphics. Not as much as gameplay, of course. But it would be nice to have actual good western AAA games that aren't completely casualised.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Gatekeeping is genuinely good and should be done more often and applied more

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Conservatism isn't about not doing what you don't like. It's about preventing everyone else from doing things you don't like even if they don't affect you personally in any way.

    not wrong

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is unironically a good thing though since it would ideally allow devs to make the base gameplay more in-depth and engaging. They should make the swinging less braindead as well and put in an autoswing mode in accessibility options.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black personman players are disabled
    Nothing new

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spomo 1 PS4 was an Ubishit Arkham rip off.
    Truly a mediocre game

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with this moron defense force here? I remember making fun of morons being the norm here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of us grew up from our 2016 edgelord phase. Shame that you haven't been able to do so yet.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2016 edgelord phase
        I have been an edgelord my entire life lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's... not something you should be proud of. Seriously, yuck.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why not?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because it leads to nothing constructive. Do you have any real friends?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure the other edgelords. What's the most constructive thing you've done this year?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, they like me being an edgelord and i enjoy being one, so i don't know why you think i should stop being one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There hasn't been anything funny said this whole thread. If anons actually makes fun of morons that'd be great but we are of course getting another left vs right thread.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony fans have a large following of leftoid nowhere-people who live to serve as an IDF for free. Their favorite strategy is brigading followed by nonsense spam if the first strategy doesn't work.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people post twitter screencaps here instead of just talking about whatever the frick with the actual dude in the screencap

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they get to slow it down then we should also get the ability to speed it up. It's not fair.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    not just conservatist, but you leftoids too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't try to "both sides" this. Just look at the BG3 situation.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're a pearl clutching homosexual and the only difference between you and a troony is that a troony had a dick to cut off

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I AM trans you stupid, stupid, stupid fricking piece of shit. How braindead do you have to be to make a post like this? Is there nothing in your fricking head?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            hurry up and have a nice day

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >ACK!

              Not happening and you're worthless pieces of shit for trying to make another human being end their life. One day I hope you become a better person and look back on this period of your life with deep shame and guilt.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not happe-ACK!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                0/10
                trying way to hard

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, I'm just speaking from experience. I used to be just like you and now I'm a much better(and happier) person that deeply regrets the terrible things I used to say and do when trying to fit in here.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should be saying this to your family and friends. They are enabling your mental illness by letting you accept your psychosis. No other psychotic mental illness is treated by letting the afflicted giving in their psychosis and that's because it shatters their grasp of reality and causes suicidal tendencies for those groups to skyrocket. You are not a woman. No amount of mutilating your body will change that. I respect that you probably feel like your body is wrong but it's not. You are sick. I hope you eventually learn to love yourself for who you are rather than giving in to your body dysmorphia.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ACK!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, Core Values.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anime is implicitly right wing. Seeth about it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you moronic?
        You can't watch anime unless you have a liberal mentality.
        A conservative could never watch a cartoon seriously because to them the medium is inherently childish.
        The only right wingers that are ok with anime are right wing weebs that became right wing after they were already anime fans.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hammer the nail that sticks out
          Hammer the gay that comes out (You)

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spiderman is now Max Payne
    That's pretty cool though.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember getting Batman Arkham Knight or something when I bought a GTX 970 years ago, and upon getting to the first combat part, I realized that I was literally just mashing one button and the game was playing itself. Dropped it real fast after that.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    647539443

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They want to attract more spastic Xbox fans who are too slow for these types of games.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want games to have an option to make it go 130%, 170% or 200% faster. That way I can just zoom through all the fricking bloat, handholding, talking, cutscenes, tedious shit, or grinding.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any time a game has this shit, it tells me all I need to know about it. I should not have to do the work of a game designer to make my game enjoyable. Do we let readers pretend that some plot events in books never happened or even accept their headcanon events as real when discussing them? Do we let audience members change the content of films and shows so that each sees what he wants to see?
    >b-but think of le heckin' disadvantaged gamers! Different strokes for different folks!!!!
    It's an insult to their gaming skill to insinuate that they cannot complete a game on a difficulty handcrafted by the developers without needing to directly modify it to their tastes. It absolutely destroys any chance of a uniform gaming experience that brings a community together for bonding. This is the same shit as with explicit easy modes for Dark Souls and Sekiro, and I like what Miyazaki had to say about that, about trying to bring players to the same level of discussion. You'll feel more rewarded when you earn the victory, rather than just changing the game itself until it outright sucks your dick.

    Literally, as has always been said on Ganker: git gud. Gudder if you have to, compared to others.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do we let audience members change the content of films and shows so that each sees what he wants to see?
      closed captions and audiobooks have been a thing ever since technology allowed it you absolute fricking mong

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's acceptable because the captions and audiobooks do not directly affect the information that the book or film provides to the consumer. Two consumers can still have the same level of discussion, whether one reads the written print and another listens to it in audio form. Games are a unique medium in they are defined by their interactivity, and so any change to the "rules" also changes the experience. I suppose that's the heart of this whole conundrum. Two players absolutely cannot have the same level of discussion for a boss intended to be hard if one player fights it normally but the other tweaks the "rules" so that the boss is piss-easy. Then there's also a narrative disconnect if this boss was hyped up to be a menance in the games' plot: this menace is reflected in boss's resulting difficulty: a good integration of gameplay and story. There's no ludonarrative dissonance, as some homosexual game journalist might say. Letting players change the "rules" just breaks the integrity of the narrative and the game itself.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Two players absolutely cannot have the same level of discussion
          this is already true and will literally always be true. Someone who's played and mastered every souls game will have a much different experience in elden ring from someone who has never touched one and doesn't play action games in general, let alone someone who doesn't play many games in general.
          No two players will ever have the same experience regarding a game's difficulty if the rules can't be adjusted. If they can be, then people can adjust their experience so that the level of challenge is similar.
          The experience I had playing GoW 2018 on the hardest difficulty will be more similar to one a low skill person had playing on medium difficulty. If we were both forced to play on one or the other, our experiences would be wildly different and totally incomparable.
          This applies tenfold to disabled people. If a game requires me to mash buttons but I have a disease that makes me unable to mash buttons, the difficulty I'll experience with a simple task like this will be totally incomparable to a normal player. In that case, an accessibility option makes the experience more normal.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even spiderman 2018 had the option for auto combos
            If you're a literal moron and you cried about about needing to slow the game down while spiderman was playing for you then you shouldn't be playing video games. Video games aren't a basic human right and if you're moronic you should have a hobby that actually caters to you rather than demanding that games be made specifically for you so that your tard wrangler can frick Jamal while you bing bing your PS5 wahoos

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              notice how you addressed absolutely nothing I said in my post
              >demanding that games be made specifically for you
              no one is demanding anything. developers are catering to an underserved demographic.
              if someone wants a game that plays itself because they literally cannot play it themselves, what's the issue?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >underserved demographic
                how is any demographic underserving of a fricking videogame?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                try googling what a word means if you don't know instead of embarrassing yourself like this

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im killing myself

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was a different anon (although I agree somewhat with his ideals). I understand your point, but now the thing is we're discussing target audiences for media. Ultimately, this is the type of shit that concerns AAA game slop who want a slice of all demographics' pies, which inherently dilutes the content of the game itself, game design tweaking notwithstanding. As much as I think Souls games have lost their identity starting from DS2, I still respect them because they have a defined target audience who likes grimdark fantasy ARPGs with a reflecting difficulty, and modern media dumbed down for the braindead normalgay absolutely cannot provide that experience.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >which inherently dilutes the content of the game itself, game design tweaking notwithstanding.
                then don't play those games in the first place, I don't. These games would be bad regardless of accessibility features.
                >I still respect them because they have a defined target audience who likes grimdark fantasy ARPGs with a reflecting difficulty
                This isn't true and has never been true. You could always summon coop phantoms to beat the boss for you. Magic has always trivialized the game. Elden ring has summons which can beat 95% of the game by themselves.
                There are very few games that are truly uncompromising in difficulty and most of them are not a kind of game anyone wants to play for fun or take seriously. Because you have to compromise on difficulty if you want to get people on the same page.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I also agree that Souls games were never particularly hard and have been hyped up to be difficult by marketing, but the thing is, phantoms? Magic? Summoning? Those are all features of the game that add to the game itself and support different playstyles, and this is part of why I think Souls games have won over hearts years ago, because to get those features you actually have to engage with the game: in short, actually PLAY IT: going back to the heart of what games were about in a time of brown shooters. Souls games are organic and emergent in their difficulty that support the narrative feeling: that boss was easier because you teamed up with a fellow knight to take him down or added pyromancy to the mix, not because you tweaked player damage to be 500% of what it is normally. Changing the explicit "rules" of game design in a mechanical menu makes games feel more like simulators, honestly. I guess this isn't really a discussion of difficulty anymore, but one of what makes games feel like good "games" and not "simulations", although difficulty is but aspect of that. I hope you see my point anon, because I do like this rare honest discussion of games.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because to get those features you actually have to engage with the game: in short, actually PLAY IT
                Again, these features that we're talking about are features that let you circumvent most enemy behaviour and in the case of phantoms, literally have someone play the game for you. How the frick is that engaging with the game?
                >Changing the explicit "rules" of game design in a mechanical menu makes games feel more like simulators, honestly.
                games are always simulators, having a difficulty option be thinly veiled doesn't make it not a difficulty option.
                I understand there's a different feel to it but it's still the same thing. And it's worse in practice because someone who's really struggling might not discover these difficulty options and have a terrible experience instead.
                Yes, changing shit in a menu is boring and ruins immersion but it's a worthwhile compromise.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How the frick is that engaging with the game?
                I suppose if the end result is to have a different experience on a new playthrough, one that doesn't necessarily equate to being difficult. Playing the game while roleplaying as a lowly, solitary peasant warrior will most likely be much harder than playing as a noble magician shooting big-dick sorceries and summoning shit, but I guess the thing is they're different experiences supported by the game. Each not equally difficult, sure, but equally valid as permitted by the game. Players will never experience the same game in the same way owing to the differences in their general gaming skills, that I agree with, but the level of discussion that the game brings should try and be the same, regardless. I sense the root of our debate is that accessibility and game integrity (which includes difficulty) are unfortunately often intertwined. I just think accessibility options that are just game design options to make the game easier are a really clunky and immersion-ruining way of de-intertwining them (instead of being shit like color-blindedness adjustments), and I'd probably like them better if they were organically put into the game world themselves in some way and so their existence is ludonarratively justified. But you've given me some food for thought, anon. I hope I've given you some too.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I suppose I just care about immersion a lot less. If fiddling with a menu will make the game more fun, I'll gladly do it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to watch the video game play itself you can do that on YouTube
                When you make accessibility options you're literally wasting money developing features that will only be used by trophy hunters for ez plats hoping it means a tard buys your game to watch it instead of watching it on youtube

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                playing 30% of a videogame is better than playing 0% of a videogame, no?

                >if someone wants a game that plays itself because they literally cannot play it themselves, what's the issue?
                This is the issue [...]

                I already addressed this like 3 posts ago. Difficulty options don't erode the ludonarrative, they fix it by making the difficulty level consistent across skill levels.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I already addressed this like 3 posts ago. Difficulty options don't erode the ludonarrative, they fix it by making the difficulty level consistent across skill levels.
                You were wrong then and you're wrong now. Giving agency to THE PLAYER to gauge what is the right amount of difficulty will ensure that challenges are never what they should be, hence why any developer that relents to difficulty options puts in a recommended setting because they are the only ones that know how challenging it should be. This would be like changing words in a novel because some sentences and metaphors are hard to read for some people and giving them the choice of what words to slot in. They don't know the artistic intent. You are wrong in this instance.

                If you want to argue this the smart way to do it would be to point out a lot of games giving varying emphasis on their ludonarrative, Spiderslop included.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hence why any developer that relents to difficulty options puts in a recommended setting because they are the only ones that know how challenging it should be
                Sure, but there's no solution to this. The alternative is not having difficulty adjustments at all which results in an even worse problem of the game being wildly different for differently skilled players. Giving the agency to the player at least smooths it out even if some players will choose the wrong difficulty.
                >This would be like changing words in a novel because some sentences and metaphors are hard to read for some people and giving them the choice of what words to slot in.
                No, it's more like if the artist wrote multiple versions of the novel for people of different reading skills. This would undeniably lead to more people end up with a better understanding of what they read.
                Or are you gonna say that when someone has to google a word every other sentence they're definitely reading the same book as someone who understands everything to start with?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sure, but there's no solution to this. The alternative is not having difficulty adjustments at all which results in an even worse problem of the game being wildly different for differently skilled players.
                This worked fine for 6 console generations. People just accepted some games weren't for them.
                >No, it's more like if the artist wrote multiple versions of the novel for people of different reading skills. This would undeniably lead to more people end up with a better understanding of what they read.
                Depending on the studio, most games are tuned for a single difficulty option and the others are modifiers. They don't do four times the testing for four separate difficulty options. That's a colossal waste of time. Usually the default is tested the most and if they have a turbo hardcore autist mode they'll do a quick run just to make sure encounters are possible if it's a modifier ontop of the base diffuclty. In some instances the hardest difficulty is the intended and the default becomes a compromise.
                >Or are you gonna say that when someone has to google a word every other sentence they're definitely reading the same book as someone who understands everything to start with?
                I think the person googling every other word is improving their reading comprehension and once they are able to digest what they read then they can appreciate the prose as written, rather than a watered-doen compromise. Who tf wants to read an adlibbed Joyce or Fitzgerald? Words, regardless of whether they have synonyms or not, are chosen for precise rhetorical purposes and changing them removes that rhetorical concept.

                I think anyone that enjoys books would not want dumbed downed versions of their favorite novels because they cease to be those works. Same with games.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >People just accepted some games weren't for them.
                And how is this better than having options to give a more consistent experience for most people?
                >Depending on the studio, most games are tuned for a single difficulty option and the others are modifiers.
                this is irrelevant to my point
                >Words, regardless of whether they have synonyms or not, are chosen for precise rhetorical purposes and changing them removes that rhetorical concept.
                Sure, the book analogy is shit but you're the one who came up with it. A closer analogy would be a book that has tons of author notes that explain the nuances of the writing.
                The point is, what is a "dumb downed version" for one person, is a version that fits perfectly for another person. This applies to videogames 100x more because of how well skills transfer between games.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chasing the lowest common denominator is stupid, just stop. It's why modern video games suck. It's why modern movies suck. It's particularly egregious in movies because they're basically writing them for the mom on the ironing board going "What? Why is Han Solo suddenly dead?"

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not about chasing the lowest common denominator, it's about making sure players of different skill levels can enjoy the same game. If action games didn't have difficulty options I probably wouldn't bother playing most of them because they'd be far too easy. Because I'm someone who's really good at that kind of game. On the other hand, if you made every action game for players like me, almost no one else would enjoy them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No frick off, it's chasing the lowest common denominator, the game is built around the lowest common denominator and the entire game suffers from it. And no one cares about outliers too, you shouldn't make the mistake of making your games for pro players either. Something I think D4 actually suffers from, because PVP they based shat all over the single player experience.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it shouldn't be built around idiots
                >it shouldn't be built around the common man
                >it shouldn't be built around highly skilled players
                so who the frick should the game be built for?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Huh anon, what might be between toddler and the top 1% pro player? I don't get why people like you are this fricking disingenuous. You can infer from my post that the *common man* is who you should base the game on. Not the moron who needs 30% speed mode, not the pro playing on 200% speed mode.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can infer from my post that the *common man* is who you should base the game on
                that's literally the lowest common denominator. that's what the phrase means.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The lowest common denominator is a bunch of morons stacked together. The "moron" is the lowest common denominator.

                What is the lowest common denominator of 2, 8 and 16?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so who the frick should the game be built for?
                a good start would probably be somebody who can press a button more than once every 5 seconds, if they really felt like it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And how is this better than having options to give a more consistent experience for most people?
                Because those people are unknowingly giving themselves a cheap imitation.
                >this is irrelevant to my point
                No it's very relevant. You deny my analogy and say it's like the author writing multiple novels and I am telling you I have never heard of a single game studio that designs and tunes around more than one difficulty. So no, your analogy is inaccurate because the designers are not redesigning the game for every difficulty, they let the players choose; ergo, with the novel analogy it's akin to players choosing the words in a novel.
                >Sure, the book analogy is shit but you're the one who came up with it. A closer analogy would be a book that has tons of author notes that explain the nuances of the writing.
                It's only shit because you can't force it to fit your argument. Let's use an example:
                Pathologic 2 has very calculated weights to the infection system, how quickly a given resource depletes, how fast time progresses, and how freqeuntly certain items show up. It was designed this way because most players were supposed to make mistakes, miss things, and have bad events play out all in the name of having the player struggle. Making food show up more frequently or infections happen less frequently throws that delicate balance out the window because suddenly hunger matters less, you can sprint further on full thirst (and thus travel more quickly), and suddenly you're not experiencing the systems that meant to make you feel like you're living through an epidemic along with the town. Changing a system value in P2 is like changing a sentence in The Great Gatsby. We, as a society, just have more reverence for books than games so we can recognize that it's absurd to change Fitzgerald's prose.
                >The point is, what is a "dumb downed version" for one person, is a version that fits perfectly for another person.
                See above. A player can't know how to gauge that balance.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because those people are unknowingly giving themselves a cheap imitation.
                why does it matter if the cheap imitation produces an experience more consistent with the real thing than the "real thing" does?
                >the designers are not redesigning the game for every difficulty,
                you don't need to redesign the game. you just need to adjust values and test it. Which is what they do.
                >Pathologic 2 has very calculated weights to the infection system, how quickly a given resource depletes, how fast time progresses, and how freqeuntly certain items show up.
                what you're describing is a dynamic difficulty system. Which is more elegant but it's also not always possible. Games that are built around retrying the same challenge can't have dynamic difficulty, for example.
                Either way, you seem to agree that difficulty options are a good thing because they provide a more consistent experience, you just don't think it should be done through a menu, I guess?
                >A player can't know how to gauge that balance.
                True, some people will choose the wrong difficulty options. I have before. But that's still going to be a much smaller number of people than ones who are going to be filtered by a game being too hard or bored by the game being too easy if there are no options

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you don't need to redesign the game. you just need to adjust values and test it. Which is what they do.
                Fren, adjusting the values has knock-on effects. Their planning of the game at its intended difficulty all included specific states, difficulty curve, and learned skills at a specific pace and it building on each other. Giving an enemy less health in Doom tweaks more than just the DPS and TTK of that enemy, it lowers the value of ammo, how much of surplus you have going into another fight, how wreckless you can be/how far from the intended playstyle you can deviate before the game reigns you in.
                >Either way, you seem to agree that difficulty options are a good thing because they provide a more consistent experience
                No. I think that a designer makes a game with a set intended experience and what skills a player brings into that game to change that ludonarrative experience is a personal thing irrelevant from how quickly they cleared a given objective. Using P2 again, me being better at survival games than the average person doesn't make objective things like how much food one is expected to consume in a given run, how quickly one can get from one end of town to another, and how many side quests you can do before the end of the day any different. More importantly, if someone without survival experience plays that game and sets hunger multiplier lower then they are giving themselves a stockpile which removes that stressers. If I can organically stockpile from being frugal it's either because I am playing efficiently enough and it's the game giving me a slight reward for playing it properly or I am neglecting other things.
                >But that's still going to be a much smaller number of people than ones who are going to be filtered by a game being too hard or bored by the game being too easy if there are no options
                I don't agree with the implication that the maximum number of people need to experience a game. Art is not meant to be broadly appealing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if someone wants a game that plays itself because they literally cannot play it themselves, what's the issue?
                This is the issue

                How is this any different than an easy mode that lowers damage and aggression? If anything slower combat options helps teach people the proper way to play.

                Drastically varied difficulty modes shatter the ludonarrative of the game. Looking at it purely from a """" artistic"""" perspective, it's better to filter some potential buyers so that you can create a more resonant ludonarrative than it is to allow dissonance to take hold. Every game would not be enjoyable if all you needed to do was hold forward and press X mindlessly. Really varied difficulty options are not quite that bad but it's a step in that direction.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even a comparable situation, the same equivalent would be actual books also containing essays and anfull blown explanation of the plot in-between each chapter break.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          abridged versions of books have also existed for 100+ years

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't disagree with your main point but this is an awful argument, no one will take you seriously if you, say, join a group to discuss Dante and you've only read a 200 page prose version of the Divine Comedy.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this post triggered the morons because it's 100% correct

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok groomer

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        every triggered response just proves it more correct. go ahead, seethe some more

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          stay away from children SNOY

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t that just what spider sense is?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it was even a feature in many Spiderman games. You'd press a button to enter slowmo time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    difficulty changes that are just percentages are gay. make easy mode be giving parker a fricking gun and don't comment on it at all

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Difficulty != accessibility.
    And ironically enough, thinking otherwise is actually somewhat ableist.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never. Ever. Nintendochud.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long until people start asking for games to have an option to straight up skip the gameplay and just show them the cutscenes?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We've had people asking for that for years now

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >living in an era where action games get built in slowdown buttons for morons instead of turbo
    What went so fricking wrong?

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a difficulty tier for journalists.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >And also, hitler would have banned video games.

    it is funny how Gankerpol/ doesn't realize they'd be the first to the firing lines

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Making a shallow action game even easier
    I beat 2018 and miles morales 2020 on the hardest difficulty without dying and I literally have delayed motor functions that make it impossible to play shooters or platforming games
    Literally Get good

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't play a AAA based on a comic book hero for a challenge

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm not playing your pet Black person game libtard

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Air combos are literally the most over powered ability in these games

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    In contrary to (You) i do not let politics run my life, i may be right wing and the majority of right wingers may think that videogames are for children, but that doesn't fricking matter to me since i do not follow the ideology i believe like a cult

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but you supporting and advocating for right wing ideology or voting for right wingers would lead to gaming being banned
      Trump himself created a panel or some shit to discuss violent video games if i recall correctly.
      Xi has practically banned games for the youth.
      Also why would you simp for an ideology that hates the things you like?
      Seems a bit cucked to me

      [...]
      >If you look at the people who are anti vidya or want to ban it, they are always conservatives.
      This is coming from lib trannies who want to censor sexual content that isn't pure filth.

      Im ok with sexual content in games though.
      Only far left feminists want to ban that shit. But i have also seen conservatives here complain about "coomer" games as well.
      Plus conservatives want to ban any content that isn't straight.
      Eitherway, wanting to ban games outright is a bit worse than wanting to censor them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never want gay shit to be banned. The greatest thing to happen to normal people had to be when gays came out of the closet. Now they don't have Hollywood or bleeding heart cucks to hide behind and try to manipulate the public into thinking they are normal people. Their predatory, destructive and perverse lifestyle is out for all to see and laugh at.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >If you look at the people who are anti vidya or want to ban it, they are always conservatives.
    This is coming from lib trannies who want to censor sexual content that isn't pure filth.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would it really be a bad thing to cut down on the sexual degeneracy?

      >kyaaaa baka, my pantsu fell off, now i can't get married because you saw me naked!

      It's not something we need.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        otaku market
        This is a (You) problem

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          case in point, heres a conservative that wants to censor sexual content
          see[...]

          You are a Black person. You are the dumbest blackest gorilla moron Black person I have ever seen.

          >>What is chess
          >>What are card games
          Those are traditional games that conservatives are fine with
          Since they are trad.
          >What is the media complex trying to censor and ban Japanese tradion in games and pure, raw beautiful sexyness.
          I don't support that tho, and some conservatives advocate for that as well
          see [...]
          There are plenty of christian conservatives on here who hate coomer games and also anime.
          Plus, boomer conservatives want to outright ban games, whereas lefties want to censor them
          Lefties aren't as bad as the boomer conservatives in this case.

          ?t=28

          Real masterpiece you got here.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just admit you are a homosexual
            Atleast say the tactical gameplay is shit or something first

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't need to be said. It is known. Next you're gonna imply you untouchables play katawa shoujo for it's riveting gameplay. Where's that flex tape image with anime girls being slapped on shit gameplay?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                otaku market
                This is a (You) problem

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you don't like it, don't buy it.
            You not personally liking it does not justify taking it away from everyone else.
            Also, while scenes like this might be cringey to some, there is more to fanservice than scenes like this. We are also talking about characters being sexy or wearing skimpy outfits.
            Which are not always acompanied by scenes like this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are a Black person. You are the dumbest blackest gorilla moron Black person I have ever seen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but you supporting and advocating for right wing ideology or voting for right wingers would lead to gaming being banned
      Trump himself created a panel or some shit to discuss violent video games if i recall correctly.
      Xi has practically banned games for the youth.
      Also why would you simp for an ideology that hates the things you like?
      Seems a bit cucked to me
      [...]
      Im ok with sexual content in games though.
      Only far left feminists want to ban that shit. But i have also seen conservatives here complain about "coomer" games as well.
      Plus conservatives want to ban any content that isn't straight.
      Eitherway, wanting to ban games outright is a bit worse than wanting to censor them.

      case in point, heres a conservative that wants to censor sexual content
      see

      Would it really be a bad thing to cut down on the sexual degeneracy?

      >kyaaaa baka, my pantsu fell off, now i can't get married because you saw me naked!

      It's not something we need.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >What is chess
    >What are card games
    >What is the media complex trying to censor and ban Japanese tradion in games and pure, raw beautiful sexyness.
    It's all so tiresome.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>What is chess
      >>What are card games
      Those are traditional games that conservatives are fine with
      Since they are trad.
      >What is the media complex trying to censor and ban Japanese tradion in games and pure, raw beautiful sexyness.
      I don't support that tho, and some conservatives advocate for that as well
      see

      Would it really be a bad thing to cut down on the sexual degeneracy?

      >kyaaaa baka, my pantsu fell off, now i can't get married because you saw me naked!

      It's not something we need.

      There are plenty of christian conservatives on here who hate coomer games and also anime.
      Plus, boomer conservatives want to outright ban games, whereas lefties want to censor them
      Lefties aren't as bad as the boomer conservatives in this case.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lefties aren't as bad as the boomer conservatives in this case.
        God you're a stupid Black person. Are you trying to get the most out of that useless degree before you have to pay your loans back.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no argument
          Gamers being conservative and simping for an ideology that hates their hobby is the stupidest shit ever.
          Leftist feminists are moronic, but conservatives are shit too

          Hammer the nail that sticks out
          Hammer the gay that comes out (You)

          You're just proving my point gay

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This ass blasted

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              What makes you think i'm "ass blasted"?

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snoy is a terrible game publisher

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile on PC...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Accessibility options make cheats basekit

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i now see 10 times more leftypol trannies derailing threads and spamming le chud wojaks than pol Black folk doing their moronic shit
    This shithole really is twitter 2.0 now huh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The writing was on the walls when the gay boards were added.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    please stop replying to the attention prostitute

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don’t activate accessibility options, you dumb buttholes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just don't use the side of the toilet paper covered in someone else's shit, you dumb buttholes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes?

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bamham combat
    >difficult
    I refuse to believe even clinical morons need this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally this, its button mashing for fricks sake how easy do you need the game to be?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Theres a reason modern sony games are called movies, the players unironically want the games to play themselves

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking imagine they did this without a way to make it harder.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The moment a dev adds "literal moron mode" to a game I immediately know the devs care more about completion numbers than making a good game.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30% speed
    ooooooohhhhhhhhhh nnnnnnnnnooooooooooo dddddooocccttoooorrrrr ccccooooonnnnnnnneeeeeerrrrrrrr'sss ccccllllaaaasssssssssssss

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    「Made In Heaven」

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this unironically sounds cool though, especially if you can bind it to a button and just use it to watch some sick moves, for instance, i'd have used it in ff16 during that odin zen move just to see how sick it looks not going super fast

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once again, I'm back in the lab cleaning my knives, ready for stabs I never committed a crime I had to out of necessity, I done couple I plead guilty to lord in the chapel forgiveness given cuz I don't look for trouble instead it finds me and what I do is fight back never look back the past, 'cuz it hurts to think back I pray to God, 'cuz I'm still paranoid today

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is shit, post cool vidya gifs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trannimal
      Go back

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean even when I'm 60 and getting "slower",I don't imagine I would be that slow that I can't react to a video game.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to just picking easy mode? I don't care about any of this but sure that is a more rewarding experience than literally playing in slow motion?

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine actually taking this b8
    shitposters used to try

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Sony studios competing to see who can come up with the most braindead, pozzed accessibility options? No one else seems to be doing this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony is also the brand that has a float in the homosexual parade. As a brand they've decided they're going to chase the bug, so to speak. We'll see how it plays out trying to satisfy the endless bunghole.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >you believe in preserving social values? you can't participate in society, why don't you just go be amish or live in a cave?
    your moronic argument in a nutshell

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      preserving social values also means banning vidya
      Under traditional values video games are for children and a waste of time.

      [...]

      >troonya player

      [...]
      What'd he (a man) mean by this?

      How embarrassing. Typical lefty troon behaviour.

      Holy shit, the autism of that guy is as huge as me wiener.

      I'm just trying to make you guys realise how moronic you are
      Also not all of those are me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >preserving social values also means banning vidya
        No it doesn't. This is as moronic as saying conservatives should ban sports. Preserving social values doesn't mean banning entertainment or being a Luddite.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes it does lol
          >doesn't address my second point
          So i'll repeat it again
          Under traditional values video games are for children and a waste of time.
          >Preserving social values doesn't mean banning entertainment or being a Luddite.
          There are plenty of gov'ts that ban porn, gambling, etc.
          So it CAN mean banning entertainment
          >sports
          Conservatives are ok with sports because they are traditional games that they grew up with. Sports never had the same stigma that games did.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can repeat it as many times as you want, but it doesn't make it true.

            >that ban porn, gambling, etc.
            That's not the same thing. Do you not understand what SOCIAL VALUES means?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That's not the same thing. Do you not understand what SOCIAL VALUES means?
              It is the same thing
              If conservatives perceive a form of entertainment to be bad or harmful, they want to ban it
              And guess what? Boomer conservatives and many younger ones too consider gaming to be harmful.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one cares that timmy is playing fricking fortnite. The only thing they're worried about is some troony trying to brainwash them. It was always the same with even the worst possible example of conservative censorship you can point to like satanic panic in the 80s. They weren't upset because their kids were listening to music, even though recorded music was a somewhat new industry. They were afraid the music was being used as a vehicle to convey some harmful ulterior message and frick with their kids.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Satanic panic was actually partially right

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is some serious cope.
                They consider gaming itself to be bad as well.
                >They were afraid the music was being used as a vehicle to convey some harmful ulterior message and frick with their kids.
                Or thats just a cope you came up with right now

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They consider gaming itself to be bad as well.
                You think because video games are a "new thing" conservatives automatically consider them harmful, but again, conservatives are not luddites. You fundamentally do not even understand the people you disagree with. All you can do is disregard anything that makes logical sense because it would conflict with your disingenuous strawmans.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have seen many conservatives say that they are harmful
                Its not me simply thinking that
                Matt walsh for example says that games are for kids, joe rogan considers gaming to be harmful / addictive, and many conservatives i see on social media consider gaming to be harmful
                People who shit on games are almost always conservative.
                But whatever, keep coping

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have seen many conservatives say that they are harmful
                >Matt walsh for example says that games are for kids
                if video games are harmful then how are they for children? your first example refutes your own argument

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about?
                A product aimed at kids can still be harmful for them.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                But that's not what matt walsh is saying. He's saying adults shouldn't waste their time playing video games because they are for fricking children. That is completely different than saying they are harmful or should be banned.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                My point was that conservatives generally dislike video games or look down on them
                They either think that they are for kids, or that they are harmful. Or they think that they are both at the same time

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You think because video games are a "new thing" conservatives automatically consider them harmful

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_(activist)#Video_games

                hello tourist

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is some serious cope.
                They consider gaming itself to be bad as well.
                >They were afraid the music was being used as a vehicle to convey some harmful ulterior message and frick with their kids.
                Or thats just a cope you came up with right now

                >They consider gaming itself to be bad as well.
                You think because video games are a "new thing" conservatives automatically consider them harmful, but again, conservatives are not luddites. You fundamentally do not even understand the people you disagree with. All you can do is disregard anything that makes logical sense because it would conflict with your disingenuous strawmans.

                I have seen many conservatives say that they are harmful
                Its not me simply thinking that
                Matt walsh for example says that games are for kids, joe rogan considers gaming to be harmful / addictive, and many conservatives i see on social media consider gaming to be harmful
                People who shit on games are almost always conservative.
                But whatever, keep coping

                Plenty of conservatives hate video games, it's just not the popular target right now
                Evangelical politics is a perpetual cultural scare. When one loses steam they start up a new one, usually very heavily based on an old panic.
                Drug panic, satanic panic, lavender panic, TV panic, immigration panic, the war on christmas, rainbow panic, they're always going to be screeching and demanding something be banned.

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What'd he (a man) mean by this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How embarrassing. Typical lefty troon behaviour.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, the autism of that guy is as huge as me wiener.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troony enters thread to make political off topic comment, derails entire thread
    >troony janny starts deleting negative replies and handing out bans
    The state of this website
    You will never be a woman you fricking loser

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I make it faster?

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The argument about accessibility options wasn't actually about accessibility. It was journalist trash demanding games forgo their creative merit so they can blaze through it and write up a fake review.
    It only became an argument about "accessibility" when the leftists kept repeating it over and over that that was what the argument was about. Why are you fricking worthless homosexuals so easy to control and manipulate?
    >B-B-But it'll make THIS game easier!
    Spider-Man was never hard you casual scum.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care, defectives took away dynamic lighting with epilepsy, it's a matter of principle now.

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You've never actually played Spider-man if you think it's some casual movie game where you mash a button
    The game has surprisingly good combat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry they'll make that an accessibility option.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care what options they add to make the game easier as long as the regular way to play is preserved
        You're moronic if this bothers you even a tiny amount
        If they dumbed down the ENTIRE GAME and it was non-optional, like the way Nintendo has done over the years, then yes, I agree it's shit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm going to laugh my ass off when it turns out this 30% game speed toddler mode turns out to have massive bugs throughout the entire game because they had to rewrite the entire engine to support it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          All that will happen in due time if you create divergences is that your preferred way to play will become obsolete.

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >if they don't affect you personally in any way.
    it always affects you personally. no man is an island

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jedi Survivor has this setting too, Spider-Man 2 isn't the first recent Triple A game to offer it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glad they spent the time on it, as we all know Jedi Survivor was technically flawless.

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >no one mentioned conservativism
    >burst into thread and IMMEDIATELY throw a school shooter tantrum about it

    Why are you like this? Why are you not getting therapy for your anger issues?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >It's about preventing everyone else from doing things you don't like even if they don't affect you personally in any way.
    That’s rich coming from a lefty.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >n-no u
      Is that the best you’ve got moron? No wonder you’re losing the culture war.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weird because the woke companies seem to be tightening their belts.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can’t wait to see your shocked onions-consuming face when Trump gets elected next year.

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >press X for awesome

    I've never understood that criticism. All action games are "press X for awesome". I know the implication is that the combat is braindead, but that isn't the case, it's fun.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it refers to long cinematic shit that you have no control of after activation.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but a few of games the average Gankerirgin consider good also have them: Ninja Gaiden has UTs and OTs, God Hand has those moves that you pick from a menu in mid-game.

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss when game devs were sadistic

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People can play whatever difficulty they want. I will still bully them for playing on easy.

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have zero respect for disabled people who absolutely feel the need to play all the latest AAA garbage, let alone those who refuse (if technically able to) to try and play it with a literal handicap, which would at least make the games somewhat challenging.
    They could literally just not play them and be better off. There are morons on this board who don't play vidya at all, and it's not even because they're moronic.

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >It's about preventing everyone else from doing things you don't like even if they don't affect you personally in any way.
    That’s rich coming from a lefty.

    So both are moronic. Kojima was right. Too lazy to upload a MGS2 screen cap.

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Just piling on you hoping rejection and one of your several mental illnesses will push you over the brink so you finally 41% yourself.

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Conservatism isn't about not doing what you don't like. It's about preventing everyone else from doing things you don't like even if they don't affect you personally in any way.

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Another thread of homosexuals complaining about accessbility options when they're 100% optional and wouldn't even be known to be in the game if not for some twitter screenscap
    Man, this board would honestly be so much better if all of you homosexuals complaining about this shit shot yourselves in the head
    Take yourselves out of the gene pool, you are NEVER going to reproduce and you're just wasting resources and oxygen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to laugh so hard when Spider-Man 2 has massive bugs. Going to have a Jedi Survivor launch. lol

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not playing TLOU with full accessibility on

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you really say that you wouldn't enjoy this over not playing TLoU at all?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you really asking us if we'd rather not play this dogshit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this dogshit.
          TLoU is a decent game, even if you're being pretty critical about it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Die with your open wound.

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people are mad that ramps exist to offer support for the disabled
    Truly the most autistic board on this website

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's no reason why someone might be opposed to building a ramp to a trampoline gym

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wtf why isn't this diving board wheelchair accessible?

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it funny how making the enemies weaker and attack less frequently would achieve the same effect, but enemies dying faster would reduce engagement, so they slowed the entire fricking game down instead.

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The accessibility stuff always sat wrong with me. I get things like color blind modes, but a lot of games use their difficulty as a part of the narrative. It's like formatting House of Leaves to be more streamlined. Not that spiderman is probably going to suffer much, but this whole "just don't play the easy mode" stuff feels disingenuous.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Color blind mode actually make sense because 1) it's easy to implement and 2) it impacts 10% of the population so a non-negligible amount of people would benefit from that mode.

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is made for people outside of the "everything must be a challenge for me" demographic and that - for some reason - is bad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes.

        Loser

        With a capital L

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Nintendo parade around the cripples looking for backpats every time they release a shit easy toddler game?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Non Sequitur

        your concession is accepted

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Non Sequitur
          It's the reason why it's bad: exploitation of crippled people for the sake of marketing. Your poor reading comprehension is not a valid defense.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your poor reading comprehension is not a valid defense.

            Pot Kettle Black anon

            Pot

            Kettle

            Black

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>Why is this bad?
              >Here is why
              >>N-NO U
              Stellar

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry you got BTFO anon but that's a "you" problem

                cope, deal with it, whatever you want to call it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >@647552641
                >>>Haha I simply baited you and have "BTFO"d you as the kids call it
                >No more for you. You can ctrl+f from now on, assuming that's not too difficult for you.

                your (you) anon from

                @647552641
                >>Haha I simply baited you and have "BTFO"d you as the kids call it
                No more for you. You can ctrl+f from now on, assuming that's not too difficult for you.

                i will never understand how people get this upset during online arguments

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks anon.

                >i will never understand how people get this upset during online arguments

                /v/misc/ isn't known for their constraint.

                or patience.

                or intelligence.

                or looks.

                or manners.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >60 seconds later

                thanks anon.

                >i will never understand how people get this upset during online arguments

                /v/misc/ isn't known for their constraint.

                or patience.

                or intelligence.

                or looks.

                or manners.

                >same reddit spacing

                Oh... Oh my. That's the kind of creature we're dealing with.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >xx:08:22
                >xx:09:38

                >60 seconds apart

                the buttmad is real

                >@647552641
                >>>Haha I simply baited you and have "BTFO"d you as the kids call it
                >No more for you. You can ctrl+f from now on, assuming that's not too difficult for you.

                your (you) anon from [...]

                i will never understand how people get this upset during online arguments

                thanks anon.

                >i will never understand how people get this upset during online arguments

                /v/misc/ isn't known for their constraint.

                or patience.

                or intelligence.

                or looks.

                or manners.

                get back in here

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >xx:08:22
                >xx:09:38

                >60 seconds apart

                the buttmad is real

                [...]
                [...]

                get back in here

                my sides

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Costs time and resources, every bug in the game partially is from this because they spent hundreds of hours on this feature and not fixing the fricking game.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh no a game has bugs!

        it must mean people's enjoyment in any game with bugs is zero!

        oh wait... bethesda proves that point entirely wrong.

        loser.

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yes people should not be allowed to do things I don't like.

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just bring back cheat codes you fricks and anyone could beat anything at their leisure.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just bring back cheat codes

      cheat codes undermine achievements so no that won't happen.

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    anita sarkesian confirmed for conservative now. literally all you just said applies word by word to the average woketard, the only ones actively destroying other people's hobbies

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    @647552641
    >>Haha I simply baited you and have "BTFO"d you as the kids call it
    No more for you. You can ctrl+f from now on, assuming that's not too difficult for you.

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot take: the PS2 Spider-Man game still has the best web-swinging in any S-M game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the hot take?

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >accessibility
    Games are literally made for the mentally moronic now

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rightoids - who for the longest time ridiculed people for watching video games instead of playing them - are now telling people they should just watch video games instead of playing them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker - who for the longest time ridiculed people for watching video games instead of playing them - are now telling people they should just watch video games instead of playing them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexuals on a corridor
      >video games
      I still laugh every time I'm reminded you subhumans thought you were too clever for Sony ~~*game*~~ design and threw a tantrum online.

      >UMM SWEATY, YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME THE ROUND OBJECT GOES IN THE ROUND OBJECT BEFORE I TAKE 5 MINUTES TO REALIZE IT
      >NOT THAT I'M ATTACKING THOSE WHO NEED THIS, MY BEST FRIEND IS #NEURODIVERGENT

      You foul trannies don't drop dead fast and often enough.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        has pol ever made a good post before

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, every time they BTFO you tourists and all you can muster is passive aggressiveness as if anyone here cares about that gay shit. You are a woman in the worst ways possible, in none of the ways you want and that will never change. Die mad about it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry didnt read

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if this is your takeaway, i think you should go back to 2nd grade and relearn reading comprehension, critical thinking, and inferring on what you read

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing of substance
        NTA but concession accepted

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did you post a movie?

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony reports over 50% of gamers are women
    >technical skill/gameplay skill has gone in to the gutter with 50% of the playerbase unable to perform the most basic inputs (ie press X to Awesome)
    SHUT UP I'M THINKING

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m bad at video games…?? I must be a woman!
      It’s starting to make sense now.

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh disabled people
    lol. the accessibility options in tlou were basically cheats. they just wanna make sure that even the biggest morons (=casuals who struggle with movie games and not actual morons) can finish their games

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's hope they never make a PC version.

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to suck my girlfriend’s dick while she plays at 30% speed and you can’t stop me. Bet that burns you up chud!

  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, this thread was a test to confirm 2 things:
    1. The amount of hate anything Sony gets just for being Sony
    2. The absolute and absurd conception of 'accessibility options that don't affect you as long as you don't activate them' being bad
    Thanks for confirming both

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only problem is that you didn't confirm either.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A test to confirm the amount of hate anything Sony gets just for being Sony
      Every company gets shit for everything they do. Indies do too. Stop playing the victim.

  102. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people on Ganker always so bitter and negative? Why the frick are people going apeshit about games having accessibility options?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disabled people have proven that they don't need them and it's a sleight against them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh now you suddenly care about the disabled? How thoughtful.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was always about them anon.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No you want it to be about them. Tons of perfectly valid people welcome those options and ask for some. But somehow this board just get irrationally angry at the prospect of more "normies" playing video games because of the stupid "muh sikrit club" mentality so they have to turn into some moral crusade against the evil dev's disrespecting the poor disabled. Which is even funnier considering that none of the morons in here have any interest in this game to begin with.
            Ganker is a cesspool of some of the most miserable individuals you can interact with, always angry and always ready to be negative.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The irony here is that you can flip this entire argument back on Sony because they aren't making these accessibility options for disabled people at all.
              It's purely to attract attention.
              >so they have to turn into some moral crusade against the evil dev's disrespecting the poor disabled.
              Did it ever occur to you that some posters here that dislike pandering may actually be disabled? You'll see it with all kinds of pandering especially with blacks when a game has blacks forced into every corner of it but I digress. The point is that this isn't an argument.
              >Which is even funnier considering that none of the morons in here have any interest in this game to begin with.
              Which is a massive assumption on your part, most likely brought on by the fact that you have an extreme feeling of brand loyalty for Sony and have to defend them with completely nonsensical arguments.
              >Ganker is a cesspool of some of the most miserable individuals you can interact with, always angry and always ready to be negative.
              Case in point, you.
              You can't handle criticism so you just lash out.

  103. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even fricking terra invicta has easy mode
    Kys
    Implying you /misc/tards who try to own da disabled and da SJW journo care about a non mainstream AA game
    You couldn't even beat it in difficulty above cinematic

  104. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is what happens when you allow Black folk, homosexuals, and women into the club. Enjoy your Black personman game at 30% speed

  105. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    same effect as typing in a slow motion command in console and binding it to a button
    don't tell me there are morons that think that would take a big chunk of time to develop

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't tell me there are morons that think that would take a big chunk of time to develop
      Unfortunately one of the main traits of the usual Gankertard is screeching as loudly and getting as angry as possible on topics he has no knowledge of. This board is a a lost cause.

  106. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    frustrated players = refunds and people who won't buy the sequel

  107. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people with disabilites can play the game now

    WOOOOOW FRICK YOU SNOY HOW DARE YOU, this is too much Gankerros

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What fricking disability requires an already easy game to be slowed down 70 percent just to be playable? Severe moronation? Being an outright vegetable?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ummm, severe moronation no since it seems you play these games as well, but for people with one arm, handicaped people etc.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm fairly certain those people can already play this game normally without your patronizing. You know what, I think this game mode might actually be for you, specifically.

  108. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want only hardocre gamers like MYSELF to enjoy such a HARDCORE title like marvels spiderman 2!!

    invalids stay away from our VIDYA!

  109. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit if there’s one game that doesn’t need easier combat it’s this one.

  110. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOO NOT MUH HECKIN SAKURAI, STOP PRAISING THE GAIJINS
      GAMES SHOULD ONLY BE FOR HARDCORE GAMERS LIKE ME REEEEER

  111. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game adds a completely harmless option that is disabled by default and isn't some political message
    >440 replies

  112. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let you speed the game up by 20% on the PS2 in 2006
    Kneel

  113. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >accessibility option in the single player game
    I have no horse in this race. Do whatever.

  114. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's already slowed down considering how much you have to wait for spider-man to swing his punches

  115. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so even 30 fps is too much for them now?

  116. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should add lots of options. these are easy to add anyway.
    some people are missing hands and stuff

  117. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao Brolylegs competes in fighting game tournaments playing with his face and snoys are too fricking STUPID to play a movie game without cutting 70% of the speed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And he'd wipe the floor with your ass too. Those options are for you anon, not him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thre is no shame in losing to Broly but there is in owning a NOGAMES5.

  118. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  119. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you played the games, and especially the DLC for the first game, you’d know how bullshit some of the enemies can be.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The tracking is fricking garbage.

  120. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Difficulty options are pretty much non-existent at this point?

  121. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Optional game speed was a thing in many genres back in the 90s.

    I don't think we should paint accessibility as a joke to belittle anyone.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't think we should paint accessibility as a joke to belittle anyone.
      You underestimate how mentally unhinged and miserable/v/tards are.

  122. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    KID MODE

  123. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can it be sped up?

  124. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Grown men fervently arguing over Marvel's Spider-Man 2 as if it isn't made for and marketed directly towards children.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've never consumed non movie spiderman media of you think it's for kids

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure thing anon

  125. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > slow the game down to such a crawl that the lose state of the game doesn't exists
    did sony just figure out to have negative games

  126. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So zoomers say turn based is shit and for us boomers... start clapping and shitting themselves at 30% speed spiderman. I see.

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