>primarily weapon of war for 250 years. >video games have never made them fun

>primarily weapon of war for 250 years
>video games have never made them fun

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    war of rights does it well if you ask me

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Payday 2 did

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were fun to shoot in Mount and Blade: With Fire and Sword and you had multiple types and variants of muskets, like miquelet, matchlock or wheellock

      >Event exclusive weapon
      well shit, it was fun while it lasted.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >extremely inaccuracte because of no rifling
    >spend more time loading than shooting
    Have you ever fired one? They're not fun.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    76 has them, along with gatling guns and a black powder pistol
    in fact, during the VERY early days of the game, equipping 4 pistols to your wheel and alternating shots between them in a really fast manner (they hit like a truck but take 15-20 seconds to reload kek) was a well known "exploit"

    you can also dress up as confederate guy or a pirate and use these bad boys
    its kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not an exploit, that's a well-known historical use case. Off the top of my head, Japanese soldiers carrying two rifles into battle, and pirates carrying several pistols.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, it's still in I think but PVP has been killed so its no use anymore
        but I might be confusing entire chain of events idk

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how? i find them fun in mount and blade (although more so commanding troops using them)

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun in darkest of days because reloading is also interactive

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    These things ruined war.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that would be missiles and other long-range guided weaponry. With muskets you still had men with balls of steel marching in formation, bayonet charges, cavalry...with the invention of fancy artillery and missiles, war just became about throwing million dollar bills at the enemy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        With chemical weapons you just needed to wait for the enemy to show up
        With biological weapons you don't even need to do that
        Missiles are there just to make war a little more exciting and a whole hell of a lot less terrifying. Hard to find support for a war among the civilian populace when soldiers on both sides are literally melting on the battlefield from invisible, nonodorous, flavourless and all around undetectable gas, or vomiting their now-liquified lungs out for seemingly no reason.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chemical weapons
          >solved, defendable issue, weather dependent, can backfire
          >biological weapons
          >ineffective, imprecise, slow, can backfire

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Missiles are there just to make war a little more exciting and a whole hell of a lot less terrifying.
          >more exciting
          >overweight homosexual in an air conditioned room presses a button
          >some guy 30000 miles away goes kaboom
          Yeah, real 'interesting' there.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    PAYDAY 2 just had one.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real life didn't make them fun either.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself no-gunz I put thirty .54 cal round balls through mine this morning. Favorite gun I own.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did it take the entirety of the Aviation, automobile, and computer industry's lifespan for people to realize putting the bullet in a casing let people reload it in seconds?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1a. they did understand it, see kalthoff repeater or ferguson rifle or lorenzoni repeater or breech loading swivel guns
      1b. they used paper cartridges as early at the 1600s which let you ram the wad/ball/powder in all at once
      2. industrial revolution hadn't matured yet, so mass producing complex designs (and making them reliable) couldn't be done
      3. blackpowder doesn't burn cleanly, so any sort of reciprocating mechanism is going to gum up almost instantly, to the point where lead balls were undersized so they could actually keep shooting after a few shots
      4. you can't load the paper cartridge from the other side, it needs to be packed in tight with a ramrod so you don't have airgaps (which turn your gun into a grenade)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what was the industrial revolution

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because people weren't concerned with using the advances in industry to kill people until the industrial revolution led to an exponential amount of more insufferable people being born. So many that they started getting sick of each other at a faster rate and so what was needed was a faster way to remove population.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you make a 30 second reload animation fun?
    Theres several games that have muskets, and those games make the staggeringly boring act of reloading fun because youre standing in formation with 10 other morons while some guy larping as a british officer is yelling at you

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn't enjoy battlegrounds then it's a (you) problem.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Check out the game Holdfast.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    weirdly, i found two games on roblox of all platforms that make musket games fun

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome back Anon.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game has muzzleloaders
    >no buck-and-ball option
    >no mechanic for using undersized balls to reload faster at the cost of accuracy
    >no mechanic for tap loading

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had an idea for a survival/adventure game set around the baltic sea toward the end of the great northern war. Might be doable with as a solo project if I make it top down instead of FPS. Repeaters exist but have limited durability and only 1 ammo type. Your default musket has 6 ammo types that you can make paper cartridges for, and can be used as a club or spear as well.
      >ball
      >buck
      >buck n ball
      >rifled ball (slow reload, high acc)
      >undersized (tap reload, low dmg)
      >gravel (if you powder but no ammo)
      Also you get a Gears of War style minigame where you are timed on various stages, which can gain or lose you a few seconds.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muskets are little fun because no matter how hard you aim you're probably going to miss. All your efforts just go towards reloading as fast as possible, that's the only thing you can do that will matter.

    On the other hand, playing a skirmisher with a rifle like the Baker would be a more enjoyable experience. Yes it still takes ages to reload but your shot will actually go where you aim.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Muskets
      That just means they're bore-loaded. There were rifled muskets as well. As for unrifled barrels, My understanding is that they could be accurate for the first couple of shots, until the bore became fouled, and properly sized ammunition was no longer practical to use. Cleaner burning explosives are a pretty huge deal.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stand in a line and shoot
    I can't believe this was the strategy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a soldier in any time period is literally just throwing yourself into a meat grinder and hoping you don’t die. Can’t believe people willingly sign up to do this for a living.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was over after the end of the korean war, but looks like were getting right back to meat grinder tactics with the current slavic "war" (it's a depopulation plan orchestrated by elites, you can't change my mind).

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but looks like were getting right back to meat grinder tactics
          Seems cyclical. During peacetime most people are focused on defensive weapons, like ATGMs and SAMs
          It's not until they're actually at war that they start to think 'hmm maybe we should invest heavily in researching vehicles that can fight through ATGMs and SAMs'.

          Similar thing happened in the ~40 years of relative peace before WW1. Everyone was developing machine guns and artillery but no one developed the tank or the warplane until halfway through the war.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but looks like were getting right back to meat grinder tactics
          Seems cyclical. During peacetime most people are focused on defensive weapons, like ATGMs and SAMs
          It's not until they're actually at war that they start to think 'hmm maybe we should invest heavily in researching vehicles that can fight through ATGMs and SAMs'.

          Similar thing happened in the ~40 years of relative peace before WW1. Everyone was developing machine guns and artillery but no one developed the tank or the warplane until halfway through the war.

          War supports propaganda and not the other way around now. This is not only illustrated in the NFL battle entertainment and talking head news announcements of how battles allegedly will take place, but the very fact that these sniveling connivers invest exponentially more into propaganda when they could have otherwise just spend it all on munitions and ended it eons ago. Ukraine for instance could have just surrendered day one, but why let a catastrophe go to waste? Let them fight it out and garner more support from stupid Americans to "donate to Ukraine (democrat/republican politicians/associates companies)" and eliminate both Russian and Ukrainian population.

          Meanwhile the war is waged with scrap russian orc tech from the 60's and ukrainian soibois piloting cheap explosive drones with cameras attached. You think that shit costs billions? Russian gas is cheap and any 3rd worlder can afford a drone now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      better than "stand in line and stab"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soldiers fight in formation for millennia due to limitations on capacity for military to command and control smaller units + limitation of smaller military units to have an impact on larger ones due to existing weapons technology
      >firearms become integrated into formation fighting
      >formation is at the time square, gunners shoot when they can with no organization
      >it is eventually understood that everyone shooting at the same time has a larger impact on enemy
      >making formation longer than it is deep means you can present more of your weapons at the same time, and hence have more guns shooting simultaneously
      >arms race of longer and longer formations culminates in a line

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Logistics is hard.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it was a tactic.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    christ there are so many myths about these guns because people want to one-up dead people to feel smart

    to everybody complaining about the inaccuracy of a smoothbore musket, I ask you how often do vidya shootouts take place at a range longer than the 100 yards a musket is effective at anyway?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat nioh with it was fun to me

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    M1000 Classic in Deep Rock Galactic is fun as frick
    1 bullet = 1 dead bug

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try The Battle Grounds III. Love that mod.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >video games have never made them fun
    >he doesn't know about Mount and Blade or Holdfast

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're fun to use in vermintide

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