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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any armor design worse than this? Like it's hilariously fricking bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >makeshift armor kino is LE BAD

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >synths from the most advanced faction in the game wearing makeshift armor

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that design is pretty fricking bad. Reminds me of these morons from The Walking Dead.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's supposed to be ceramic which is manufactured, not makeshift.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        see the armor is actually pretty effective in design, it allows for quickly swapping parts with spares, allowing soldiers to fight for longer periods of time without needing workbenches. it also is designed well enough to provide protection without sacrificing much speed and mobility. its about as effective as you could make ceramic armor

        It's supposed to be ceramic which is manufactured, not makeshift.

        in a wasteland environment where very few factories are functional, and those that are functional are made using makeshift parts, thus reducing the complexity of finished products. this armor design is very simple to mass produce, and is likely made across many factories due to this feature

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the light/medium armors fail to protect the lungs and heart; all of them fail to protect the face, thigh arteries and tops of the lungs.
          Secondly, they're being made by the institute. Who have magic star trek tier bullshit science manufacturing.
          Thirdly, making ceramic armor that is anything other than the plates and plate carrier we have today is absurdly complicated even with an entire planets worth of industry. Those curves you see around the arms? Near impossible.

    • 11 months ago
      Santa Claus

      At least it isn't Bikini armor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, this is the worst looking armor in any videogame. Even the most gaudy jrpg zipper armor is better than this.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's toilet armor, it's supposed to be shit. ba dum tss

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sgt. Scrow Tum ready for action.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the concept art is pretty decent. the models are just fricking terrible like beth games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xS1lk7R.jpg

      Private Turlet reportin for dooty, sir!

      The models suck because Bethesda engineers aren't smart enough to make an engine where any clothes worn under the armor is morphed in the places where the armor is.
      That's why they have to make shit big and clunky, so that there's no clipping with whatever body suit you're wearing beneeth.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gorget always gets me.

  6. 11 months ago
    Santa Claus

    Shitty coverage.
    Why does the first one leave your chest open?
    The second one leaves your hearth open.
    The 3rd one is servicable, but by no means great armor.
    At least they wear a helmet.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the upper part of the chest still uncovered by the the chest piece though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's armor for gen 2 synths, not humans.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The armor would have been a tiny bit cooler if it showed signs of being modified afterwards as to accommodate the human body better, such as shifting the chest piece upwards a few inches.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    By ChatGPT:

    In the wasteland of Fallout 4, a character we meet,
    With a peculiar choice of armor that's hard to beat.
    A toilet, my friends, upon their head it sits,
    Protecting them from danger, a sight that truly fits.

    They roam the Commonwealth, brave and unphased,
    With a porcelain throne on their head, a spectacle that amazes.
    Radiation may linger, but they need not fear,
    For their trusty toilet armor keeps dangers clear.

    In battles, they charge, their armor shining bright,
    Enemies quiver and tremble, what a hilarious sight!
    Bullets may fly, but the toilet won't crack,
    It serves as their shield, a bold, eccentric knack.

    Others may scoff, mocking their unique attire,
    But this character's resolve never seems to tire.
    For they've found a way to survive in style,
    Embracing the absurd, going the extra mile.

    The wasteland's denizens stare in disbelief,
    As our toilet-clad hero brings laughter and relief.
    Who needs power armor or fancy steel plates,
    When a toilet on your head seals your fate?

    So let us raise a toast to this Fallout 4 legend,
    Who taught us to be bold, even when we reckon.
    In a world gone mad, they found humor and glee,
    In a toilet's embrace, they truly are free!

  8. 11 months ago
    Santa Claus

    This is my favourite armor.
    The covarage isn't too great either, but one of the better ones compared to the other armors.

  9. 11 months ago
    Santa Claus

    Probably the best armor in the game!
    Full covarage.
    This is what I would wear in the apocolypse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >die of dehydration during the first heatwave

      • 11 months ago
        Santa Claus

        It also weighs like 150 pounds. It's moronic.

        But wearing full plate makes you MUCH harder to kill.
        The enemy now needs a supersledge or needs to stab into the gaps between the plates.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It also weighs like 150 pounds. It's moronic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Late game armors are useless because you're using the power armor all the time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nomura: beltan zippers
      >Todd: bulkin pouches

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not using only viable armor in 4. Power armor

  11. 11 months ago
    Santa Claus

    Aesthetically, I am a big fan of this armor, but rubber ios too soft and easy to cut Pierce to be a good armor material.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is so goofy holy frick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trappers are actually insane so its fitting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      rubber would work as armor, provided there was something underneath to provide further protection against both bullets and heat. it would add padding to slow down a bullet, which is really good against smaller calibers

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been coding armor in my game and I recently realised they probably used this style because it's easier to set up, model, and animate for.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for starfield turlets

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I rarely go beyond a duster or just the vault suit (dyed) with leather armor dyed black

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the yellow fisherman outfit. Never wear anything else.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish power armor did one of main things walking tank is supposed to do. Like eliminate recoil from small arms

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pls buy

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are artists out there who actually got paid for this. Think about that.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only wear regular clothes, with Ballistic weave mk5 .

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having anything to do with the railroad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        YES OR NO MOTHERFRICKER

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Playing vanilla
        >Not having a perk overhaul that makes wearing the regular clothes efficient
        >Not wearing a trench coat and fedora yet still able to tank bullets because of the sheer weight of your charisma
        ISHYGDDT

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Deacon is a marvel character

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    QUICK TO THE BRAP MOBLIE

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we finally have mods to make the dialogue and maybe the story in this game not as moronic

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best armor in the game is a bunch of shit a group of unwashed drug addicted raiders welded up together from rusty scrap
    What in the god damn.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any armor mods that aren't:
    coom
    tacticool bullshit
    shitty

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